Well Good Marninnnnnnnn to ye Lads and Lasses I don't know when Simple is getting back all I know is it's today. So i'm doing Dis in case he don't do Dat I'd hate to see Plain and Simple doing Dis and Dat on the same Day.Dat wouldn't do Dis any good at all so while im doing Dis I hope he dont come in doing Dat wait wtf am I talking about.
I gotta admitt even thou he was only gone four days it seemed like 20 seconds Christ he called me 7 times in four Days but he dont know ............looks around and whispers it shows on my tv I got called ID when he called I would answer and say Is this Arrnest and he would hang up right away.I'll be back leave a Message.
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Yeah I have that with Verizon and it is fun to break the callers balls. I guess its the little things in life, for those of us who have none, that make it fun.LOLNo balls today, maybe this afternoon. Get the Red Carpet ready. Maybe we should report him to the airport and have some waterboarding done to sober his ass up. we shall see .............Later
Jim there isn't enough water on the East coast to sober that loon up, it's not the Vodka the man is just insane. Wait til you hear some of the stories people say that shit can't be true but it is.
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Too many stories to confirm and too tired to do so. More tomorrow! Will confirm that the airline ran out of tomato juice on the 6:20AM flight but that was ok they just switched to oj. Missed you guys. GOOD JOB PLAIN!!!!!!
Let's 7:20 P.M. Eastern Standard Time. I get back to my town, and there are signs pointing 6 more miles to Plain and Simpleville. I forgot I moved. Well here I am. Runs over to Plains house know one knocks on the door look in he is all tucked in already. I have had 8 minutes sleep in the last four days, and he's sleepin. First and Last story for today (many more to come.) 6:30 AM flight Simple and his male companions one Floyd Flaherty, and the other Dave Morris. Get our favorit seats. Last Class they are the seats all the way in the back of the plane, and you can't push them back, but the secret to last class is that is where the stewardesses work. So, Simple, Floyd, and Dave wish her a wonderful morning with a 50.00 bill for her and her friends to have a drink on us, now would she please start the Bloody Mary trafficking, and she does, by the time we reached Maryland, she was out of tomatoe juice. I told her we have no objection to orange juice or a shitty diaper for that matter, needless to say, we went straight to the park, they told me there was a game there, and some woman in a green hat was waving furiously at me, as I was unceremoniously dumped over the fence. The first cab driver wanted me to go to a strip club with him, my sister and Marie Eck drug me outta the cab and continued to tell me I was out of control. I woke up at 3 AM wondering where the fuck I was, and why my sneakers were still wet. Love Plain and Simple,, Congrats to my main man Plain..Wish ya coulda been there. I got a lot more and a lot better stories than that comin your way. As for now Simple is Fadinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn TAPS
Welcome back to Strebor and Simple, we all missed you there were stories you had been kidnapped Sammy went nuts hasn't left his cage in minutes until I told him you guys were okay he wanted to throw a party so I told him to gather some nuts he brought back Bonzo , Chrippie and karpie I had to exlain not those nuts. But anyway glad your back we will have a supprize Party tomorrow.
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