Mornin, Finally got the title right, thanks Hob. Tell Clare see what happens when you mess with that loon...WAKE UP PLAIN!!! I want to start today out on a really serious note. We are trying to establish one of the best blog sites in the blog site world, every blog site has a mascot. Yes, you got it Sammy, after being tortured by Plain, WAKE UP!!!! he deserves to become not only our mascot but a new citizen here in Plain and Simpleville, anybody that don't like it can express their discontent, ha ha ha!! Yeah like that will matter. I have no idea what I do around here, but I guess I am at least the mascot picker. If you would like, because I can see right now (bunch of babies), who is he to pick Sammy, we didn't tell him we wanted a tree rat for a mascot. Well as always bring it. Get my back on this one Plain, I kinda fell for the little guy..Not that little man, that pops up on my shoulder (conscience) I hate that little prick...Hey Mchugh sign in and let me know where our prom was, I want to know so I can see if I have definite signs of losin it..I gotta say looks like Utley might be in trouble. Hope not, he seems like a good young man, and it really is a pleasure too watch how he plays the game.. You can see he is really down.. I still believe the Phils will be fine, but let's face it, they are a much better team with a healthy Chase Utley. Get better there young fella, Philly town likes the way you play baseball.. With that, not much else to say right now. You wanna start out nice and easy, when you get time let me here your favorite movies about 5 would do... I gotta get to WaWa the coffee here at the shop is fryin my nuts, as I just missed my shirt and went right to the crotch this morning... Get out of the real world for a spin on Plain and Simple, waitin to here from ya. Yo we had 114 hits, yesterday and we topped 1500 hits in under two weeks. I think that is pretty good.. I wish the people would sign in, and comment. Make it some more fun.. Lookin for your comments.. Come on Sammy hang with me buddy... Come on.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!! Man is incorrigible.
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Thought for Today ......"The best way to cheer yourself us, is to cheer someone else up"
Ahhh yes Simple, Sammy is a great choice as a Mascot. That lil nut sucker can fly and swim and has a Great sense of humor. We had a long talk last nite after you went to bed!!!!!!leaving me to do all the work here again.But sometimes you marvel me with your picks, you are much better at squirrels than the ponies.
And listen Simple you said I called you Plain in my last post, you can't be plain your simple, simple is never Plain. Am I making that Plain , there Simple?Is that Simple enough for you Simple? Are we Plaing on that now? I mean come on mannnnn It's Simple enough. AND READ IT AGAIN I DID NOT CALL YOU PLAIN, SIMPLE
I'm flying a Piper Cub up the East coast today, in the storm, flying the banner "Join The Plain and Simple Blog" for a limited time only enrollment is free and you get a free T-Shirt with the P & S Mascot Sammie The Nut Breaker. We are getting the hits just not the signing in. Please don't be shy we are here for factual or fictional bullshit whatever it takes to get you day off to a great start. I am sending messages out but no response. I think we are getting prying eyes but no typing fingers. Knowledge is Power and you surely get a degree in life on this blog, so if you peek sign up and get your autographed shirt from Plain or Simple shipped directly to your residence COD.
Movies hmmmmmmmm
1 A Walk To Rember
2 The Last Song
3 Braveheart
4 Forrest Gump
5 One Flew Over The cukoos Nest
6( And My Buddy Irishes Favorite) The Odd Couple
Good Work James, and Marrin to ya, Your the best Pr Man around Simple has been giving you many kudos And yes we have people looking in from up and down the East Coast all the way to the Left coast. Keep up the Good work.
1. Rocky
2. One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest
3. I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
4. Die Hards
5. The Jackal
Hey Plain, am I allowed to make a mistake once in awhile. I saw after I wrote that post that you did not call me Plain. I stand corrected and my sincere apologies, you fuck.. Yes I knew you would have my back on Sammy bein our mascot. You could have said wonderful choice there oh great picker of mascots, but agreeing with me will have to do.. Yeah my Dad, your buddy Irish, liked that Odd Couple, what the hell me and him lived in the same house. My poor mother, God Bless that Woman.. Jim McCool you are the man, be careful in that PLAIN, nasty weather, don't want anything to happen to our chief recruiter who in two weeks recruited 1 person.. Way to go Jimmy, my man. Yo, and if you keep spoutin off about free T shirts, you and Plain are payin for them. Where the fuck is the GENERAL!!!!! Oh yeah a movie or two.. Godfather, Electric Horseman, Pope of Grenwich Village
Yo, outta here Montgomeryville Pa. nice ride from the Pine Barrens on a beautiful spring day.. We have had 35 page views already today. It would really be cool McCool if you could tell them all how to sign in, and join the team.. Alright, I gotta go. Come on Sammy get in the truck come on boy, here is a pecan for ya. Atta Boy, here, let me scratch your head.. yeah go to sleep you little rodent.. I loved "Nobody's Fool" "Cool Hand Luke." none other than one of my favorite Mr. Paul Newman..
I like Plain better than Paul Newman. That Plain can sing, dance, impersonate, and hit his balls everyday with the other two stooges...Bye Plain. Talk to ya later. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know he sneaks off and on here. Has to keep his eye on Plain. He knows I am OK.
Ok Simple, your are in Montgomeryville, far away from Plain and Simple Ville, and I just returned from recruiting school in the Pine Barrens. Any one out there chime in if I get this wrong. Anyone singing in to peek, join up and become an esteemed member. Go to www.kidcandle.blogspot.com. You will come to Plain and Simple. Go to the date on Plain and Simple that you are logging in and click on that post for the day. i.e. March 10, 2011 A.D.or D.A. depending on how the Admin. feels. That should bring you to the Post of the day. Click on Plain and Simple at the top of the page scroll down and go to commnets. Click on comments and that will bring you to the page where you can post any thing you want to say. Click on Follow and it will take you to create an acccount. Either Google or Yahoo your choice, no personal info, just create and account, pick name, alias whatever your pleasure and sign in. Back to the post and you are on your way. Choose an identity and use Name/URL and put your name or Alias in there. Have fun and express your opinion and read everybody elses. If anyone has a shorter or better way please help us out. Hell if some of US can do it anyone can. We were chasing a rodent for a few days..fo figure. Good luck and enjoy.
Think I managed to figure out this sign in thing on the Google dashboard... any way the blog shows up there as "follow".
I still maintain our prom was not in the high school gym... imagine girls climbing up 3 floors in gowns... also remember bathrooms were on the lower level only... I am pretty damn sure the prom was at some hall up on Lincoln Drive... the name Commodore Barry rings in my head. I remember taking phone calls while my Mom was crying and watching old anti-American "the war is lost commie Cronkite" report from Parkland Hospital in Dallas... saying the prom was on.. so I might have been on the prom committee or had info. Someone besides me up here has to remember that night and where we were before we all headed off to NJ.
Pat, I just got an official ruling. My wife said the prom was at the Commodore Barry and from there to the Hawaiian Cottage and from there who remembers. Maybe Simple went to the Gym and had a ball.
Jim... nice to know I have not totally lost it yet. I have a pretty good memory one thing the nuns imparted as I actually see things as pictures as they were when I implanted them. I rip through things like Jeoprday and trivia answers because Iactually visualize the page I originally read or saw it on. All that poetry, history, civics and prayers the nuns has us commit and regurgitate over and over paid off. I'll bet you guys can still remember all the Latin responses to the Mass.
walks in and does my Mel Carter impression, this is a Ladies choice guy's .....Hold meeeeee hold meeeenevr let me go until you told me, told me. What I want to knowww and then just hold meeee hold me make me tell you i'm in loveeeeeee with youuuuuuu.
Thrill meeeee thrill meeeeeeee walk me down the lane where shadows will be hiding lovers just like we'll be will be,when you make me tell you i'm in love with youuuuuu
Drive me slowly out of my minddddddd kisssssss me kiss meeeeeeeee If we ever say adieu so kiss me kiss me make me tell you i'm in love with youuuuuuuuuuu kiss meeeee kiss meeeeeeeeee never ever let me gooooooooo.....Waves to the crowd and walks off the stage
When you can't hit golf balls you are dangerous. Today is s neon tan day. Simple's Day only he is in Monkeyville.........He will be proud got another participant. Welcome Outdoor, T shirt will be in the mail as soon as Simple Screens them......
Thanks for the complement Simple, and Jim and Pat your doing a great service to the country letting the people know how to sign up.
And Jim carol is prolly right,Simple prolly had Detention that nite , Him And Chippy Guller were there everday I know that for a fact I saw them.
Actually I belive they had a after Prom dance there, of course Simple never danced his date was hitting on a football player he was the center on that team she was the guard and Tackle on the right side it's why they hit it off so well.
the t -shirts are a great Idea James I think we should put Sammy's pic on them too. Next time your in your plane throw some out have the blog on it too cost is no Problem.Simple will be bitching but he always does anyway. I'll take the heat on this one.
Welcome outdoor1 nice to have you here. Where are you from ? Are you a Lad or a Lass ?A youngin or an Old Fart like Simple ? I am filling out your application.You will recieve a T-shit and a cashew that you can give to Sammy he kinda snarles around newbies until they say something.So jump right on in anytime ya want
outdoor1 is Pat Mc Hugh- my email is outdoor1@comcast.net - guess that came up when I signed in via Google dashboard.
March 10, 2011 - well I guess the CEO's have deemed that Sammy (the rat with the furry tail) is our official mascot. Drats!
On The Waterfront
The Electric Horseman
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Sleeping With The Enemy
Good Will Hunting
My secret word is unsin - let those of you are unsin cast the first stone.
I want to be Sara - email is SusannF but I want to be Sara.
this is my second try at this, Mc Cool your not helping and I need help - maybe I can "Stop following" and start over. Slick is reading but not sure if I can get him to participate, some of us have to work! Is this really all you guys do all day and apparently night?? I at least have an excuse I'm at lunch
Hello Sara Tips me hat to ya, welcome to Plain & Simple
Well Sara, I golf everyday and coach Baseball, today it's raining so we can't get outside But I do have a meeting in like 20 minutes.
But we all have things to do we just dropn in now and then leave an asstute comment or something crazy as hell and leave. Trust me you will be answered. But it's all are pleasure to have you here !
Hello Angels....Mugsy Montgomery was the line man Simple's girl was hitting on. Chippy Guller a name from the past. I submit Eugene Sawicki, a good friend and taught some of us the Urkanian curses and fowl language. Off the subject is the Statue of the Blessed Mother still in the Grotto up from the Rectory? And are there any plots left in the cemetary across the street from the grotto? Has anybody ever been in there? Jim is doing a good job bringing in more cult members. Jim, A good place to get some more people might be the Pub at 29th and Allegeny. Or maybe the Domino Lounge. Or Cranes would have been a great place in Andora. What was that bar at Rox and Laursten St. White House? Is Chick's apothecary still there? And didn't we have a decent boxer from the area, Howard Johnson? Froggies fiend.
Nothing but question today. Some clues also for Plain. But there are more out there that need discovering.....you have your hands full.
Pufff................you are Sara. If you got this far after you type in your comments, please don't tell our bosses, ust go to Name/URL and type in Sara. Hope that works.....If not callthe IT Department at Plain& Simple@its.com
SusannF. why do you want to be known as Sara? We already know who you and slick are, and you are welcome to this blog of hilarity with open arms. Do I sit at my computer and wait for new blogs - no way. Just check in every so often to see who and whats new and to enjoy a chuckle or two.
BACSL, answers to some of your queries - Both the Grotto and statue are still there - Plains, beloved mother, was the last person to be buried in St. J's cemetery about 4 yrs. ago. Plain, am I correct? Pub, Domino Lounge, Crane's are all gone. Howard Johnson, the boxer of some fame, was once invited into my house, by my dad, for a Christmas cocktail. I believe Froggie was related to him. The White House at Rox. & Lauriston has changed names quite a few times over the years but the bar is still there. Plain can probably fill you in a lot that I left out. Are your initials DC?
On my way back from Montgomeryville, Sammy starts fartin in the car. It aint bad enough that I can only see about a foot in front of me I gotta drive with my head out the window. You ever smell a macedemia nut fart. PHEW!! The little nut buster is lucky I didn't kick him and his cage out on the Turnpike.. Hey susannf, I have no idea who you are and the best thing to do is keep it that way. Yep sit here all day just waiting to hear from my fellow loons. OK McHugh or Outdoorsey or whatever your name is, so the prom wasn't in the gym. I took my date there first so she could work out. Then I guess I made my way up Licoln Dr. All I remember was her hittin on Mugsy, and I think I blacked out for the rest of the month, or year..I don't remember lunch either, except for a giant fight that erupted with our table and some black guys, that we took to the subway after school. Fuckin Spike expelled Louis Sonny Dilella, and he did not start it, nor did he deserved to be expelled. Hated Spike ever since... So much for the prom, and that lineman I took, she could eat man..The last I saw her, was seven years ago, she was devouring a ham and cheese I gave her and a roast beef Billy gave her. Some people just hold grudges..
Hey Jimmy McCool, park the PLAIN, it is nasty out. Man, you been recruitin, how you gonna pay for all those t shirts. Hey Plain, Sammy said hi, and he is proud to be the mascot here at Plain and Simpleville, and he is real happy that you endorsed him. Son-of-a-bitch stinks for a little guy. I stopped for breakfast this morning and everyone was making a big fuss over him. He ordered an egg corn for breakfast, the waitress thought that was cute. Yo what about me. Opps cryin again..
Hey Strebor you referred to the fact you may know who sara is, but there are probably a lot of other curs in the ville that have no idea. Maybe Sara wants Sara for a secret identity..much like that BAC SL that lurks around here every day. WHERE THE ah you know what make your presence felt will ya GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!
Come on Simple, don't play dumb or we may have to change the name to Plain & Dumb. My secret word is phyting - "Everybody was kung-fu phyting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Plain put on those dancin' shoes and slide across the floor doing karate chops.
Hey Strebor, I am dumb.. I don't know who half these people are, and it is more fun trying to figure it out..sara, is a unknown commodity. I want to find out who BAC SL is and let sara have her fun..especially with slick. I see where Plain had to explain to her that he golfed every day and coached. I guess Plain and Simple have no idea who sara may be..
Not necessarily in this order
1.Good Will Hunting
2.Young Frankenstein
3.The Sting
4.The holy grail (Monty Python)
5.Star wars
6.One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
7.The Water boy
8.The Good,The Bad and the Ugly and the rest of the spaghetti westerns.
9.The Hurt Locker
10.Sammy goes to Simple ville 2011 release.
Gotta make a WaWa run, for me and Sammy.. He wants Honey Roasted Cashews for dinner. I told him I honey roasted my cashews this morning when I spilled coffee in my lap...He is so proud to be our mascot he is walkin around on his hind legs, I keep pushin him down, and tell him that is indecent, there are girls that walk through this burg..
Hey Earman, and Plain, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest is good. I really enjoyed Randall P. McMurphy, but and this is a big BUT, I think more than one flew over the Cuckoo's nest, and they landed in Plain and Simpleville..
"Scent of a Woman"
Howard Johnson was actually Frggy and Jimmy Scotts Father, Tootys too, he was also the light Heavyweight Champ of the world, Beat most of the Heavyweights too.
Plain, corrects myself and you - it was Harold Johnson not Howard Johnson. Howard Johnson was the motel chain.
Howard, Harold, Jimmy, Magic, John,
Jack, their all Johnson's, You can call me Mr. Johnson or you can call me Howard Johnson, or you can call me Mr. Howard Johnson, or you can call me Howard, or you can call me Mr Howard, or you can just call me Johnson....
I was Randell P. McMurphy they made that movie about me when I was in 7 west the V.A. Hospital.
And just who is this Sara or SusannF are you a Judy too( Judy Judy Judy) My Gary Grant Impression. Why not be Sybil, Sara then you can have nine names. And we could have are Octuplits date I am Yoda and quite a few others myself, yes yes I am a jedi Knight too.
This place is getting like the The Bar Room sceen in Star Wars.
Jumps into my Peligan Stance does the wax on and wax off, then breaks into a Charlston on one leg for Strebor
Hey Plain, you haven't found out who Burgeville and Coffee Lover is from day one, now your bouncin around town tryin to find out who, susann or whatever her name is. Why don't you stick to the task at hand FIND OUT WHO BAC SL is. Quit singin and dancin for a second, that one legged Charleston makes me jealous. Let me try that.. Charleston, Charleston, let me do the Charleston, let me YEAH PLAIN, I got it brotha.... Me and you doin the Charleston at Eck's tomorrow will be in town for VODKADAY around 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Boy, Strebor, I just read a comment where you corrected Plain on his mismanaging of a name (Harold or Howard)..or maybe misspelling it. I have a job for Strebor, go back in time think wayyyyy back, and start out when we started building Plain and Simple all those long years ago.., then do me a favor, correct Plains spelling for me.. When you catch up to us we will be dead...
Smacks myself in the head Did I say Howard omg lowers my head and blushes, throws out my hands I used to eat there great pancakes. And yes Sterbor it was Harold, he also had a band Harold Johnson and the Gloves played at the Opius II and Sonnys I sang with them a few times.
Simple, I corrected Plain and MYSELF on using a wrong name Howard instead of Harold. Plain, you are not the only one who has corrupted words on this blog. We are all guilty. Good Night to all!
Plain you knew it was Harold, you thought Howard was how ya spelled Harold.. T I can't do this, I am nuts man, I'm laughin my balls off all by myself. I gotta stop.. Please, man I keep seein you doin the Charleston, and not carin one bit about how you spell anything. Dude lmao. I gotta stop get a breath. I don't know how long I can do this Ter.. I'm losin it T.. PHEW!! Come on Sammy here boy lmao....Alright I'm back!!!!PHEW!!!
I hage ben None to mispeeel a few woids But I never expunge them nor do I expiscate any of my words It dont bother me when people usurp my Authority. I have to be Magnanimous and Ominpresentand I have no psenudonyms impressions about my spellig
I charlston on one leg and do the electric slide at the same time
And now i'm doing it in my boxer shorts pulled up like a sumo wrestler...........keep smillinggggggggg
Yo Ter, just stop for a moment, ok dude.. Just say Hi Ern, how are ya? You know out of Plain and Simple for just one comment. I'm tellin ya I'm losin it. Here Sammy come on you little fuckin rodent..Here boy HERE SAMMY!!!!!!!!!
Who's this Ern or this Ter ? Did you get more Squirrel's Christ I hope not this place will be chock full of Nuts. Besides I am Mr. Meagi tonite wax on wax off I got rid of that Daniel sonnn I thought he was always saying ahhhh so to me just found out he is tounge tied he was calling me an asshole so Ive been hanging out in here now ahhhhhh so Ernie sonnnn
DON'T FORGET ROMEO FRIDAY AT MANAYUNK DINER.
Dan Ive been busy with the baseball everyday like the last two weeks. Just had a meeting today with the team had to make the cuts last nite.Iwill try to get there tomorrow, gotta see what the weather brings.
Alright, your right, I have no idea who this Ter or Ernie may be, if they ever come around Plain and Simpleville again we will get Sammy after them.. Hey Hob say Hi to the guys, I can't get out of the ville until after 12. Maybe Plain can make it, he don't do anything around here anyway..
Plain... what baseball team do you coach?
OK take a shower and hit the rack. VODKADAY is looming..Strange day, well they are all strange, but this one was, shall we say weird..Yo, we went from McCool flyin an airPLAIN to PLAIN doing the Charleston on one leg. To yours truly really startin to lose it, callin people by their wrong names. Yep, weird day. We welcomed a few newcomers, but once you are here, you are never a new comer. You are Plain and Simple, so therefore something must be seriously wrong with you.. I got one more movie, and I am surprised that no one said it. TOMBSTONE.. Why Johnny Ringo you look like somebody just walked over your grave.. I don't know if Tombstone is a good note to wrap up the day, but then again I don't really care, and I am sure none of you do either.Stay out of harms way, my friends. So that will be it, until Plain jumps on after TAPS........
Simple all is well in Maryland...I'll talk to you when we get back from the cruise...
Ok you might have me hooked - it's bed time and here I am
McCool - somehow I think I might be Sara - what magic did you pull
Strebor - You don't know who we are, only 2 people know who Sara is and they had cocktails with Harold Johnson on Main Street.
Simple - WE HATE SQUIRRELS - THEY ALL NEED TO BE HIT WITH A BASEBALL
Simple you took a shower ? I knew there was one missing.TOMBSTONE I'M HERE HUCKBERRY.And Yes Simple today was a great day, as will be tomorrow. because Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday, it' is the first and last time we shall ever see this day.....smiles and so will be tomorrow so make the best of it.
Make someone smile, with that as I lay here in bed looking up at the stars , I'm wondering where 's the FRRiggin cealing ?
Goodnite God Bless.......walks away singing.....When you walk thru the storm hold your head up high and dont be affraid of the Dark.....Walk thru the wind thru the rainnnn thru your dreamsss be tossed and blownnnn Walk onnnnnnnnn Walk onnnnnnn with the hope in your Heartttt and you'll never walk aloneeee never walk aloneeeee........turns points points at ya , then smiles and winks.....looks to the Heavens and yells Goodnite Misses Calabash where ever ya are.
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