Mornin, Welcome to a day, when the idiots that we let run things made all our lives an hour shorter. I get a phone call at 7 or 6 or 8 O'clock, because as usual I have no idea what time it is (does anybody really care.) remember that song, I digress.. The person on the other line says did you change your clocks. I look around all bleary eyed still feeling the effects of Vodkaday, and say no their still the same clocks I had yesterday.. No, No, the time did you change the time..Yep on Plain and Simple we are still on Pacific Coast Time. CLICK!! It's Sunday Mornin, leave me the fuck alone. I ain't grouchy (wonder who the first person that said grouchy was) Probably Groucho's wife when she was in a amorous mood. Man, can you imagine a woman being amorous with that fuckin creature..Not that I'm Clark Gable or anything like that, but come on that fuck was gross. Where was I?? Oh yeah, the time old tradition of turing the clocks back, when I was a kid I just used to turn it to the wall, then when they said don't forget to turn you clocks tonite, I would turn it back to face me..
I am going to give my serious opinion on the tradition from where I believe it came from.. It gave the farmers another hour of daylight to plant in the spring. WELL WHAT ABOUT THE FALL HARVEST, THEY HAD TO PICK PUMPKINS IN THE DARK THINK THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try stumblin around in a pumpkin patch after dark.. Me and Plain got drunk in a pumpkin patch when we were young at least we thought it was a pumpkin patch, may have been the pumpkins little cousin the cucumber. I digress.. I don't think in the modern world we need to change time..Man in his arrogance likes the fact that he can change time. Man isn't even good at changing diapers, women are much better. Although, I know the modern fathers and mothers, (no offense to our young citizens) share a lot of the duties, because a lot of the modern mothers work. Back in the so called day, My Mom was an exception to the rule. She worked the whole time I was growing up, and I still bet ya my Father never changed me. He changed the taste in my mouth once as he threw me up 14 steps into one of those stone walls that were in our houses. Pricks that built them were sadists.. I digress. The last thing on time the only thing I like about time is when I have a good one.... Come on in, don't waste another hour, bring your Philosophies and anecdotes for anything you like, dislike, love or hate.. Get a chance throw out what you think are some more notable nicknames throughout your illustrious lifetime..I got one: "The Greatest and too me it wasn't Ali, it was Jackie Gleason!!! OH YEAH!! WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!
Man is incorrigible.
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I had to edit this blog, 3X, I am not on top of my game. I don't even know what time it is. Why don't we just keep changin the day back, we would grow younger instead of older. That would be neat, like we were born old, and then grew younger, but your head stays the same. So like when you get to be 6 months, you would have an old head and a baby body. How, and why, do I think of this material. I didn't study at Juliard or anything of that nature. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!
" I would if I could,but I can't, so I wont"
timeeeeeeeeee is on my side, yes it isssssssss Timeeeeeeeeeee, oh shit what wasssss the Question Peter(I threw in my Paul Lynde)oh yeah Nicknames hmmmmmmmm has to be "The Manassa Mauler" none other than Jack Dempsey.
Candel dances around Dempency and Jabs. jabs jabs,Dempsey jabs and throws an overhand right kid Candel Slide steps right ducks under the punch and Hits the mauler with a counter right, left hook and an overhand right........DOWN GOES DEMPSEY DOWN GOES DEMPSEY DOWN GOES DEMPSEY!!!!!!
Opens my eyes yawns streaches hmmmmm hope I didn't win that one , don't wanna mess my record up.
Katelynn pancakes coffee and orange juice babe !......oh shit must of dozzed off again !......I'll be back
Mornin Plain, or did you go back to sleep after you decked Jack Dempsey.. This time thing has affected me to delerium.. If you think about it, time is everything. It is a man made prison. It tells you when you are born. It tells everybody that is left when you died. It tells you what hour you have to get up. When you have to be somewhere, when you have to go. How long you have to work. How long you have lived. Because of time, you get in trouble if you are late, and have to waste it if you are early. Tells you when your rides, flights, meals, appointments, messages, and a slew of other occasions are happening in your life. Time does not stand still. It marches on, time is of no essense. I just found somethin out at 64 years old (I love findin shit out) I fuckin hate time!!!!!! I'm going to find a way of getting rid of it in Plain and Simpleville. Any suggestions, looks like it's me and you PLAIN WAKE UP!!!! Your dozin off again, all those punches made you tired...
"The Sultan of Swat (George Herman-Babe Ruth) Kinda try and get 2-3 nicknames, then we can do it again tomorrow, which is also prdicated on time.. YIKES!!!!!!!!!! My word is marble. Like I burnt my right marble today, because I only spilled my coffee on my right leg..
Time in , Time out, daytime, nite time,call time, no time,overtime,your time , my time,time it,end of time,eastern standard time,mid alantic, mid west,pacfic, im outta time....i'll be back......the Iron man ....Lou Gerig
I never did see the need for the inconvieience of changing the time twice a year. Daylight Savings Time is just another intrusive control by the government over all our lives, while claiming to fix something that never needed to be fixed in the first place. The rising and setting of the sun is determined by the natural law of our planets rotation... not a function of any bureaucrats wishes... although they have legislated it to be so... and like the lemmings we are we follow the dictate.
Morning or Afternoon whatever TIME it may be.
The Georgia Peach (Tyrus Cobb), Concrete Charlie (Chuck Bednarik). Gotta give some more thought and will be back with more sooner or later.
I agree time and schedules stink! That's what's best about retirement, which I hope you all get to enjoy some day: no schedules and you can make appointments on your time. Is there anything on TV today other than my least favorite sport, basketball? Later!
Hey Pat, describing us as lemmings, is good. I have my own creature word for us, Sheople.., how about these asshole sheople that think they are important, they are fuckin dust in the wind. Shut Up leave people do what they want as long as they are not hurting other people. FREEDOM!!!!
"The Gray Ghost" (General John Mosley, Confederate Army) My word is hotellyma.. That was a hotel in Peru, I got snagged by a hot tamale there once, I think her name was cunswaylow she had little legs..
Back sooner than I thought -
The Galloping Ghost (Red Grange)
Crazy Legs Hirsch (Elroy Hirsch)
Secret Word: ingin - "ingin, ingin number 9 coming down the railroad line........." come on Plain I can see you slidding across the floor doing the locomotion.
Hey Strebor, there is a marathon, Popeye theatre on TV it starts at 2P.M. Eastern Standard Day Light Time. What time that be in Plain and Simlpeland is beyond my wildest comprehension..
"The Desert Fox" (General "Erwin Rommel" Of Hitler's famous Africa Corps.")
The Duke (John Wayne)
Old Blue Eyes (Frank Sinatra)
Dandy Don (Don Meredith)
Geater with the Heater (Jerry Blavat-UGH!)
And here is Simple's favorite:
"Dick the Wick" - any guesses as to who this may be?
WOW... there is a 1960's Philly only known name: Jerry Blavat... the geater with the heater, the big boss with the hot sauce, spinning the tunes for all those yon foxes and coyotes out there on West River Drive watching the submarine races.
I have an album of accapella only songs by groups he put together. My Mom saved all my old crap... when cleaning out her house a few years back I found about 60 albums and about 100 45 rpm's.
Puddin Head Jones, none other than Willie Edward Jones 3rd baseman for the Phillies. Jerry Blabermouth the geater is still the Geater but the Cops took his Heater......put the needle in the cracks and get the sole from the wax(or is it soul ?) where was I " who cares.......starts singing 'El Cantante' by Hector Lavoe as I Salsa across the floor.....
And I'm tired of talking about these Movie stars Simple there all alike I heard popeye was cheating on olive Oil. And that Mickey Mouse broke up with Minnie because he heard she was fucking Goofy....haaa haaaaaaaaaaaa slaps my knees and guffawsssss
Oh shit, rubs my eyes with my fist sometimes I break me up.
And I too used to call people sheep because they would just follow it's the Ed Bernays of the world that do the propaganda and advertizement that fool them and they follow and do what there told.So now I just call them assholes because they dont look it up, they rather be told what to do.
Didn't see anyone up at Keenans for the Comcast shoot around except Chris M. I thought someone from Plain and Simple would represent us and get us some TV Time during the Philies Games. Guess J MC dropped the ball.......Error............
Don ( The Gentle Giant) Williams)............
What C. Morris is one of are PR Men he was suppose to mention us when he was done eating..... hmmmmmm okay that may be Tuesday on Burger Nite.
Clarence Choo Choo Coleman
Hey Plain, I don't see how Mickey and Minnie could break up because she was fuckin goofy.. They were never married, Disney is runnin a porn show.. Daisey and Donald ain't married, both those couples only have nephews. Mice: Merty, Ferty and Berty, and Ducks: Hewie, Dewie, and Gouie.. or Louie didn't want to use Louie.. Goofy has a girl friend, Clarasomethin.. She looks like him in drag..Where is McCool, and WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL????
Another Williams "The Splendid Splinter (Ted enough said)
BAC SL Keenan's Comcast, this weekend?? You referring to Chris Morris. Bunky, you got somebody coachin you, and burying us everyday. Chris is this you??? You could pull this off, you gotta have help..Your too young..
You dont have to be Married to break up. Hell ive had like 100 long term relashionships(thats like two weeks right?)
And yeah Simple it's a porn place that Disneylaqnd is like Peyton Place none of them are married cause they get food stamps, section 8,wealfare,free lunch.
Turns on the Disney channel the kicks the T.V. in. BASTARDS
How about Juan Francisco Herrera better known as Poncho.
Pncho Hererra, he stunk.. Smelled like a Mexican Mule and played like one. Yo Plain, looks a lot like me and you today. Seen a lot of those days before. I am sure we will get some insights before TAPS, but a slow day here on the block.. People are still trying to figure out what time it is..
"Gentleman Jim" (Jim Corbett), the boxer, that put the "Sweet" in the Sweet Science that is boxing..
Hey Baby, was down in Roxborough all day starting at a Restaurant on the Ridge. Down the street from Kohlers Funeral home, across the street from Speedy's Old Bar. PTG's or some thing like that. A very nice small place. Great food and a all family.nice.... Mom's 90th birthday, then back to my sisters. Riding up the Ridge instead of Henry you can see how much everything has changed. Hey Simple when down Valley and up Cinnaminson to Claire. That is where my sister lives. Bowed my head passing by. It was a good day. Pop is 92 and Mom is 90. Hope I got those genes........ I see nothing has changed here. Hey the followers are getting filled. See yall Monday Morning.............
What Do you mean Poncho Herrera stunk, he played for the Phillies 3 years I saw him get his hit.
Okay I'm going to a real sport "Macho Randy Savage" YES YES YES PUMPS MY ARM UP AND DOWN DOES A EGYPTIAN DANCE YELLS I GOT MACHO I GOT MACHO.
Wow Jim!! Took a ride right past the Old Ranch. Looks like you remembered which house. Some of the best days of my life were spent there. God Bless your Mom and Dad, used to see them at Keenans, few years back.. They remembered me..I heard that little restaurant across from the Old Drop In The Bucket was really good. Mike Fuhrmeister (Fergie) was just tellin me about it the other day. No wonder you weren't recrutin today, what you were doing was a hell of a lot more important..
Hey Plain if you are going to use Macho. How about Hector "Macho" Camacho." Passed me in Caesars Palace one time I was on the phone with a friend, I said Hey Hector, he comes over shakes my hand, how ya doin, good, here say hello to Danny, put him on the phone. He says Hey Danny how ya doin. Gives me the phone back walks away. I said how about that got Macho Camacho to say hello to ya. He says yeah right you do a great Puerto Rican accent. No, No, I swear. Yeah right, go get some more Vodka. No, Dan, Dan, it was Dan Dan.. HECTOR, HECTOR!!! he don't believe me. HECTOR!!! Security Guard, ah sir could you please quit yelling, ok, would you please go get Macho for me. Sir would you please leave. If you go get my friend Hector. Not a good ending..
What is it with you and professonial boxers is it some kind of sadistic thing with you pissing them off ?
Jim God bless your Parents also saw them at keenans like 6 months ago went over and said hi,told them who I was, your Dear Mother said isn't that Simple an Asshole she sounded so cute saying that. ( She would never)
Jerry the "Ice Man " Butler, or the ice man Gervin they were both pretty cool.
Good one Plain like the ice men bein cool.. I don't know, what it is with me and boxers, actually I don't know what it is with me with anybody.. I can piss off most entities..They don't even have to be human.. Sammy is pissed right now, keeps chirpin or squeelin or whatever noise squirrels use to tell me he has no idea what time it is. OK Professioal Boxers it is "The Mongoose" (Archie Moore).
That's knocked out Simple the mongoose. Think i'll take the 10 count myself. Good nite God Bless,Jake "the Bull' La Motta
Saying good-night with a remarkable one - Bill Robinson better known as "Mr. Bojangles". Keep on dancin Plain. Keep on keepin' on Simple. J. McC sounds like you had a wonderful day in the burg. Congrats to your parents and God Bless All!
Looks awfully sleepy here in Plain and Simpleland. I think that time change has screwed up the citizenry. A little cold out on the streets tonite, looks kinda like a Sunday. You know kinda quiet and serene..Had another great week in the ville. Love to hear all the comments and fun, adds some laughter and insight to my day and my life. I never really envisioned so many people, reading our posts and comments. We are approaching 1800 hits. Like I said I don't know or care if that is a lot. I just want them to have some fun..I know I do. I am really happy with the way things have been going. I could not have a better partner than Plain. He always did have a knack for making people laugh. He truly is a great man, a great friend and a great nut.., there are still a lot of great nicknames out there, and I say let's do some more tomorrow. My last one of the day is the best one of the day "Kid Candle" (None other than our own TerrAnce with an A Morris.) Stay out of harms way my friends.....TAPS
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