Mornin. I said Mornin, and just stared at an empty screen for five minutes. The coffee onto my nuts immediately brought me back to reality.. As the sun is shining in Plain and Simpleville I want to remind you this may be the IDES OF MARCH, I know one thing Julius didn't find it so nice. His Roman ass looked like swiss cheese when they got done with him. Even his buddy Brutus laid a few holes into his Dictator ass, by the time they got done with him he had more assholes than our Congress.. "Et tu Brutae" For those of you that are not as prolific as myself in Latin ( huffs on my hand an rubs my chest) that means "You Too Brutus", Fuckin right asshole, I am sick of you pullin rank on me, tellin me I owe you coin, also, why is your head on all the coins you could have given me one or two. Here, take another jab, hows that feel Jules. Croakin out are ya, well just remember this last one because I am cutting off your big toe, there is a bounty on it, I get 1000 deniri (for those of you that are not as proficient in Latin as myself) I have no idea what a dineri is. OK, I have taught you all enough Latin for the day..
Ain't heard a whole lot about Kadaffy Duck since Japan got smoked..They must have thought we dropped another bomb on them. I always say sooner or later when you spread bad Karma througout life it come back to bite you in de butt.. They were really very ruthless and destroyed and killed many peaceful loving people, before and during World War II. Ask the Chinese if they feel bad for them..Just a thought. Try not spreading bad Karma and it won't come back and get ya..
Hey the nicknames were cool..I like to see our younguns throw a few in there. They told me they read the posts and comments, don't be shy I love good young people, like I know all you guys are, I would appreciate your comments..WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Hope he parked that annoying bike, I heard him out there like 2 A. M. Of course I don't know what time it was in Plain and Simpleland.. OK think a little today, give up 2-3 good sayings you always liked or always use or always heard.. Something out of history or poetry or any fuckin place you can find them.. I got a good one "Et tu Brutae" HA! Come on down!! Time to warble out all you monumental and awesome comments. Oh yeah, Strebor, I will tell you in some later posts the shit I had to put up with because of my famous or infamous name. Really funny..
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"Man who go thru turnstyle sideways in airport going to Bangcock"
Good Morning Angels, Don't have uch time right no have to run for an early appointment but for Simple I give you this: Parx:
1st race....Daily Double
4-----Suddenly Sam
10----Scary Teri
8th race....Daily Double
7-----Marine Major
8-----Seven Is The Number
Will be back a little later after the golf balls are hit and the coffee is spilled again and the WAWA food is fully digested.
Top of the Marnin to yee Lads and Lasses how r ye on this fine beautiful sunny day ?
And yes Simple I was test driving it I was going to drive down to Fla but too many bugs get in your teeth and eyes.
So I might just use my Piper cub me and Sammy may fly down to clearwater for a day.
And I have a question Simple,why is it dogs stick there heads out the window when your driving, but if you blow on there face they wanna bite your friggin face off ?
Speaking of Golf we are heading out about 10 am EST and your right Simple it does sound like porn.
You go up and address the ball then you wack it off, you tee off, then you wash your balls off I rember Jonny Carson ask Arnold Palmers wife do you do anything superstious before Arnie plays, she said Kiss His Balls and turned so red as Johnny fell off the chair and Big ED says bet that straightens his Puter out they laughed for 10 minutes.
OK my man BAC SL, just gave up a big hint, he likes the ponies, and gave us, what I hope are some winners for the day..Come on Plain you gotta get on this.. Plus make a run, or ride your bike, over to Parx and get these bets in..
I gotta do this famous saying. This was General George Armstrong Custard's last words at The Battle Of The Little Big Horn. He screeched: "Where the fuck they gettin all these Indians."
Hey Plain, I see ya got caught up. Yeah that golf is defenitly pornographic. Whacked my ball of a tee, that is good. I remember that Johnny Carson show. That was great. She kissed his balls for luck.. I wonder if she kissed them before or after he washed them.. Arnold Palmer, anothe douche in a long line of douches in Simples book of douches..
Heading to sunny warm Florida for a few days meself... I am not a golfer (though I occassionaly play at it) I'm going turkey hunting.
Here's a quote I like...
"Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!”
-- Pericles (430 B.C.) --
Anyone remember the Altar/Choir Boy picnic at Riverside Park in NJ. Got there by boat... the Wilson Steam Line.
Hey Pat, headin for Florida my self. No turkeys, just Phillies. I remember the altar boy choir boy picnic. Riverview Beach and I think later on Clemonton Park. Then again I could be wrong. What the hell I thought the prom was in the gym..
"Give me Liberty or Give me Death."
I'll bet old King (royal asshole) George, didn't like them there words..Wonder what great great great grandfather he was to Queen Frump? I also haven't heard any news about her belching out a fart, or anything near takin a shit. I'll make sure I stay on top of that, breaking news. There really is somethin wrong with me. The nuns were right.
That last comment was just Simple. It really was just Simple. Plain is whacking his balls.
Simple... I still check in on the Philies (and watch them when they play the Red Sox)even if the only ones I can still quote stats on were Robin Roberts and Richie Ashburn.
I remember Clementon Park also... it was supposedly pay back for by all the money the church charged for having altar boys and choir boys at weddings and funerals... though I do remember getting a few secreted tip envelopes every now and then from the best man when we did Saturday weddings... never got a tip for working a funeral though... but we did get out of class to serve.
Choir Boys got all the money........Weddings, Funerals, anything we had to sing for we got paid, sometimes in Dollar bills but always in quarters. Organ Annie took good care of us.....LOL
I did the altar boy gig with you until 7th grade, then Jap Nose, bitch of bitches got me kicked off the altar boy status. Big Joe, Sister Joseph DeLourdes, got me back on in 8th grade. Hey my man, have a safe trip, guess can't say the same for the turkeys. I got a whole herd of those things in the woods in the back of my shop..The Tom took off the other day and was flyin, I never knew those Thanksgivin dinners could fly. I gotta learn how to post pictures on Plain and Simple, maybe Dominic or Jeff or Kevin or one of the youguns could help.. I would post his picture along with Sammy.
"It ain't over till it's over." (Lawrence "Yogi" Bera")
Hi Jim, glad you singers all got paid. I remember you being in the choir. You and the rest of the cherubs, beltin out Adesti Fidelis at Christmas Mass. I am on top of my Latin today baby.
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
Don Corelione aka Marlon the Fat.
March 15, 2011 - "Beware the Ides of March", oops forgot we've "already been there, done that". "Go ahead and make my day" as Plain and Simpleville always does. Simple ever tell you guys how hurt he was that he wasn't selected for St. J's choir. Well, that was the choir's loss as the boy can really belt out a song now and then. And, I leaves you with
"winning isn't everything, it's the only thing". I don't think I need to tell you who said this. Later!
Organ Annie, was the last to recognize my obvious singin talent. Wasn't another one of her nicknames Peanut Arms? I was hurt, that I got rejected because she made me sing Bye Bye Blackbird. I didn't care much for that tune.
Glad to have been an altar boy, I got to go to the 9:15 Mass every Sunday with my class, then get back to the Church for the 11:00 O'clock High Mass and sit on the altar for 3 hours, from 2nd to 4th grade, then either serve it or some other function as I got older, still three hours..Then get home about 2 P.M. and do homework. I hated Sundays so much then, I still hate them now. I will be likin this Thursday though..
"Keep thy shop and thy shop shall keep thee." (Bangin Benjamin Franklin) Him and Tommy Jefferson, did more woman than Charlie Sheen could ever think about doin..
Riverview Beach Park - what fun! Was there not too long ago for a Sunday Jam Session. The major part of the old amusement park is just a park area with the usual kiddie swings, biking paths, etc. There is a very good open-air restaurant right along the riverside where local bands come to jam on Sundays in the Summer. Going even further back how many of you remember the end of year St. J's picnic at Woodside, and the swim club right across the street from Woodside, Crystal Pool? Plain & Simple, how about a duet - "I've got a ticket to riiiiiddddde"?
I only have 2 - "Pain is good, extremem pain is extremley good, & last but not least - "Do as I say and NOT as I do!!"
Strebor - obviously you did less drinking than Plain & Simple
Simple... Been hunting for about 50 years... turkeys not my favorite game - requires too much patience.
I got this invite from an old media friend in Bushnell to come down for a two day hunt and then maybe get in a day of fishing for bass.
I remember that Peanut Arms always put together a hell of a choir...(me I still cannot carry a note if I had a bucket) I remember the sounds that she created from combining voices and that damn big organ... been to churches services in Europe and elsewhere that did not produce in my mind those great sounds of Christmas Midnight Mass at SJB.
"When you come to a fork in the road... take it." --Yogi Berra --
Hmmmmmmm Sara that is a Marine corps Saying pain is good extreme pain is extreamly good, and the do as I say not as I do Me Mother said that all the time.
In history class one year Sr Hose nose ask who said "We have not yet begun to fight" and the only one that knew the answer was one hung Low, A lil japneese kid. So then she ask who said "Give me liberty or give me Death" And again the only one that knew was Onehung Low and Hose Nose is flippin out yelling why is it the only one in here that knows American History is a lil Japneese Boy ? so i mumbled a lil to loud Fuck that Jap and Hose Nose YELLS WHO SAID THAT ???? So I said Harry Truman
Oh "It is a far, far better thing that I do,than I have ever done,it is a far , far better rest that I goto,than I have ever known ".....by Chuck Dickens from a "Tale of Two Cities"
And Yes we in the Choir got paid for every wedding and even Got more when Chester Zukowski sang nods Mother at you feet wereeee Kneelingggggggggggggggg on this happy wedding dayyyyyyyyyy to your love and careeeeee......Aveeeeeeeeee Mariaaaaaaaaaaaa grat seeeeeeeee aaaaaa plainaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dooooooooo me nosssssssssssssseeeee froottttttttt toos ven trissssss to eeeeeeeeeeee jaaaaaaaaa zoooooooooThey were by Ed Donavon and Myself along with Jingle bell Rock at Christmas. Whattttttttttttt a brighttttt timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is the righttttttt time to rock your cares awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jingle bell time is Who the hell is SARA and no I dont have ADAD and why did Sara change her name ? The righttttttttt time poof
Girl whofly in airplane upsidedown have crack up
Uh Oh Sara's back and I think she's got my number.
"The Day that will live in infamy" said by FDR after the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" - Nathan Hale before the redcoats hung him.
"Never root for a team whose uniforms have elastic stretch wistbands" - Susan Sarandon in "Bull Durham".
"There's no crying in baseball" - Tom Hanks in a "League of Their Own".
"I would if I could, but I can't so I wont"
Time for Practice, it's just practice, I mean it's practice man, it's just practice ! That asshole said it more than he went . Guess who ?
ewit, girl who fly in airPLAIN have crack up.. What is that, OH!! OH!! upside down. Now I get it..That's good you should send that to Southwest for a TV Ad..
Plain you are one hell of a singer, dancer and all around entertainer.(cough, cough, gag) excuse me, phew!! had a coughin fit there, anyway great performance as usual Plain. I have no idea who sara is. Where is sweetheart??
"Practice we talkin about Practice"
Hey Hob, where are you and all those recruits from Broad and Vine? McCool flys airPLAINS upside down when he recruits.. I think he is lookin for girls. Lets go Hob get on the ball McCool is like 2341 recruits ahead of you. If you want that t shirt, you better start workin the streets my friend..
Anyone know what ever became of 6 foot and 18 years old in grade 7"Tommy Higgins"... I remember him undoing the flag from its outside holder and then basically telling Jap it fell and he was going to go get it and he got up and left the room. Wasn't he also the one that gave Sr."Chester" her limp by tripping her on the steps?
Remember the Scrip ink bottles for refilling our fountain pens that were kept on that same window sill and a lot of them found their way towards becoming Rorschack exhibits on the concrete of the front school yard. Ah memories..
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.”
-- Mark Twain --
Hey Pat, I remember Uncle Tom. Higgins, Jap Nose used to punch him in his back, and he would face the class laughin.. In reality he was about 16. Unfortunately he is deceased, but made me laugh a lot in 7th grade. What a crazy year that was one of my worst for trouble...Always, in trouble..
"Whenever you doubt if God has a sense of humor, the next time you are in a crowded place, look around and ask yourself. Is this the work of a serious artiest???
Sorry to hear that Tom passed... he made me laugh a lot also. Yeah, 7th grade with Jap Nose was a real experience... I recall we were always being kept in during recess because we were as she said...animals... and she sold candy from her desk and certain people not naming names would put down a nickel take 10 cents in change and three pieces of candy... she was totally senile as well as being a mentally disturbed sadistic bitch. Remember all the spitballs stuck to the wall around the crucifix... I also remember that year that someone found out that if you put a needle in the end of a #2 pencil you could lop it and stick it in the back of the person three seats ahead of you or toss it up and embed it in the celiling.
Sorry to hear that Tom passed... he made me laugh a lot also. Yeah, 7th grade with Jap Nose was a real experience... I recall we were always being kept in during recess because we were as she said...animals... and she sold candy from her desk and certain people not naming names would put down a nickel take 10 cents in change and three pieces of candy... she was totally senile as well as being a mentally disturbed sadistic bitch. Remember all the spitballs stuck to the wall around the crucifix... I also remember that year that someone found out that if you put a needle in the end of a #2 pencil you could lop it and stick it in the back of the person three seats ahead of you or toss it up and embed it in the celiling.
Hey Plain I am sorry, I didn't answer your question earlier this morning. You asked why does a dog stick his head out a window of a car, but if you blow in his face he wants to bite your face off? That is easy the air from the movement of the car cools him, and he feels as if he is wild and free again. When you blow in his face he wants to bite your face off, because your breath stinks!!!
Another Marine Corps saying:
"Yea tho we walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death We will fear no Evil, for we are the Meanest Motherfuckers in the Valley.."
Hey Pat, I think you were referring to me about takeing more candy than I paid for, and you do have a good memeory. How about that Jap Nose never letting us out for recess, man I hated that bitch.. I remember spit balls all over her back, and that hissing sound she used to make with her teeth.. I don't know how I got through that year, I actually did everything I could to get thrown out.
Flies by with Sammy in the piper cub as we both lean over the side looking down with are goggles on then dropping the Plain and simple Banner........does a loop de loop as Sammy gives me the thumbs up.Yeah looks good we will buzz Bright Field tomorrow, Head down the coast and make the day of it
Son of a Bitch All those horses won BACSL just like you said 4 10 in the 1st and 7, 8 in the 8th I am so pissed ive been seeing 5's all day I drove to the track I get there at the 5th race there's a Horse Fiver runing so I bet five across, on the 5 horse in the 5th Race the friggin nag Ran 5th.
"Veni, Vidi, Vici" said the horse in 5th place.........
So you just ride over to the Casino, leave your kids in the car, go in and start playing slots and craps and when the police come and get you deny they are yours. Of course Sammy could baby sit and keep you out of trouble. That is if you can get him out of Simples shop. He is probably on the payroll now. They are a team.
Swimming down at Flat rock and the Bridge, crossing over to go to Miquon Beach after stopping at Baffas and trying to get a couple of quarts for our picnics. Sometimes it worked. 3 Qts. for a buck.AHHHHH the good old days.
I GOT TURNED IN FOR LEAVING MY KIDS IN THE CAR. Its serious shit, the cops were telling me to get them out but they wouldn't come out they didnt want to. I told them I'm not making them do anything they dont want to.So they called a Supervisor, when he got there he ask you guys coming out of that car ? They shook there head no.Then he ask how old are you? When they said 34 , 32 and 30 all 5 police cars left.
Hey Plain, I know your serious about flyin in a piper cub, probably upside down lookin for girls who fly that way.., but tell me you are not serious about those horses winning. If they did, and you didn't ride your bike over and bet them, you will never see Sammy again.. He BAC SL, you remember the Miquon well, you really know how to break balls. Your good, I can't even begin to guess who your are.. You know what I think, I think everybody knows you and you are all having a blast fuckin with me. Like the Latin too the five horse Came, Saw and Conquered, now how about fessin, nah don't ever give it up.. Plain you and Clouseau or whatever that French detectives name is, still on this case.. Watch Sammy don't fall out of that PLAIN on one of those loop de loops..
Of course they won we didn't bet them.And yes I'm flying down with sammy What ya want us to walk down I95.
And the three quarts for a Dollar was Riengold and that panther piss they sold in those days I was always a conosur of wine in those Days Like Ripple, or Boones Farm or Thunder Bird
But anyways Big day tomorrow flying up and down the coast, so if I dont see you around I'll see you Square haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa i Kill me another knee slapper.
WOW!! The Ides of March, March on. What a day in Plain and Simpleland. Many hits on our blog town. We are rapidly approachin 2000. I think that is amazing, but like I said, I aint sure.. We were very versatile in our Latin today. Had a couple tips on horses. Had Plain flying around on another vehicle, must have traded the bike for an airplane. Talked some grade school, some pretty profound statements and quotes. All said, pretty good day for the middle of March. I got nothin left for the day, let me take a look around. See a PLAIN flyin off there in the distance hope he flies home he is going to need all the energy he can get come Thursday. I just hope I can get computer access, and am not totally incapacitated, I would really like to check in. I am sure I can work somethin out somewhere.. Gotta close it up. LAND THE PLANE PLAIN!! Man is incorrigible.. Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS....
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