Wednesday, March 16, 2011
"Today Is The 16th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Be a really nice day out if it wasn't rainin..You know how when we were kids Christmas Eve, was like the biggest day of the year. Then, when we had kids, we made Christmas Eve a magical night for them and relived our youth.. Well basically, Christmas, for me is about the kids with their kids, it is get out of the way day for me..Dad, could you move we want to take a picture of the kids with their presents. Dad could you come here, we need a picture of you with the kids. Dad step over here, we are taking a picture of the Dog. You know what Dad is getting a coffee and a paper, see ya for dinner. Christmas don't hold the same magic it once did..The reason I brought up Christmas Eve is TONITE IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!! I leave with my lifelong friends for points south, known as Clearwater, Brighthouse Network Field, Frenchie's Tiki Bar, and Phillies Games.. I will find it hard to sleep tonite. I know the big bird is on its way, its flyin high and taken us away and when we get down F L A, it will be time to play.. I put that sorta to a Christmas song. Anywhoo, we are out of here at 6:30, that means a wake up call in the Pines about 3 A.M. see just like Christmas Eve.. Then we get on Southwest, Me Tommy and Dave get last class, they are the three back seats of the PLAIN, there we can slide the stewardess 50.00 to keep the bloody mary's a-comin. There ain't nothin better than a bloody mary on takeoff day at 7:00 A.M. This will give us the advantage of a head start, because we will get there so fuckin early we can't check in. We will wait it out at the Tilted Kilt, you know sorta like a Hooters with Class...1 O'clock Phillies game. If you can get it on TV. You will recognize the three guys at the end of the Tiki Bar, hangin off the stools.. Oh yeah, and did I mention it is St. Patty's Day. Oh Boy Oh Boy Christmas in March.. Bring It On. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!! More comin on St. Patty's Day. We are in trouble PLAIN takes over tomorrow..
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It is the tilted Kiln you loon
I have been corrected, by none other than xman, another super hero brings his knowledge into Plain and Simpleville. I think xman is right, I am a loon, what the hell is a kiln. I would rather it be a tiltled kilt, that way I could look up it... I think I did hear that word kiln before, but I will wait patiently for a definition..
Whoa, wait a minute... Who the hell is xman???? WAKE UP PLAIN!!!
You have now been uncorrected you are Right Simple. A Kiln is a thermally insulated Chamber. This Xman is off his rocker
Now what is this about you leaving tomorrow ? Surley you jest. And you think Sammy and I are doing all the work around here?
I'm calling a bored<<<< of Directors Meeting lets see we can have it after I finish golfing and Baseball practice. I'll let ya know later, me and Sammy are hitting the links.
It's pourin rain here, and you are golfing. Is that fun?? I don't know who xman is. Yes I am leavin, and yes, you are takin over. You only knew this for about four years. I am sure you will do wonderful, in between golf, practice, ridin your bike, flyin your airplane, singin, dancin and whatever else you decide to do to entertain everyone. If I come back and this village is in shambles, your visitation rights with Sammy will be suspended. Who you golfin with?? I know Moe is in Florida and Larry is flyin a plane upside down somewhere, I guess today the Gorten's fisherman would be a good partner at least he has a rain coat..
March 16, 2011 - Mornin' all! Simple, I don't know who xman is or where he hangs out - but you my man are correct - it is the Tilted Kilt. You all know what a kilt is; a kiln is a type of oven. Get with the program xman whoever the hell you are.
I'm one of the lucky ones joining the Myk-Rox-Wissa contigent heading for sunny 85 degree Clearwater. Plain we are depending on you to keep this information highway, mind-boggling blog going while we are gone. I have no doubt our Jedi Knight Yoda will do a great job. Will miss the laughter and smiles that P & S provides me with daily. Love you all! We will be Bach!
Morning Angels...........Plain you have your work cut out for you. There are a lot of unknowns on this sight. This is good. The more the merrier, but the rule should be if you guess one should fess up, and then join your hunt for the others. We will miss Simple, like the plague, him and his rat and turkeys and pine cones Vodka days, late posts and abuse of Plain, but we know he will be in good hands and will be back. He just better be careful about his position. Plain might get the BOD's to reduce his salary and put him in an Emeritus spot. Simple we wish you and your merry band of men the only the best. Enjoy your trip and keep a great tradition in tact. Remember..........Oh just remember.........God Speed and have a good trip. Theres a chance you might see a friend of mine there. You will know if you meet.
Hey xman, probably Monk, IT IS THE TILTED KILT. I knew a kiln was an oven, maybe there is another bar the Tilted Kiln. Hmmm! have to check it out. Hey Strebor see where you are headin out to sunny Fla. whoever you are going with have a safe trip and if you know me say Hi. BAC SL this village is in trouble. Good Lord only knows what havoc PLAIN will reek upon the populace. All you ingrates will miss me when I'm gone. Well I will be back today as I don't want to get started too early..
Xman can't be Monk , the Monker was on his way to Clearwater, while that was being printed. But he was right about one thing you are a Loon, nods my head in agreement.
And I will try to hold the Fort down the best I can. I'm not sure that Simple can be replaced. I mean come on man there is no one simpler than him, and everything he does is simple.He's the only one I know with simple thoughts , words, and action's. Everything abpout him is Simple. When he reads this he will simpley say thanks for the complements, when he was Picked as Simple it's because he is Simple.
Have a really great time in FLA... reinforcing the Phils. I leave tomorrow morn for MCO and then head a little west. I have some friends at ESPN-BASS located in Celebration... if I get lucky Fri or Sat and the Braves are playing Sunday I may try and call in a favor. I fly back to BOS on Monday.
Simple - verrrrrrrrrrrrrry good!
Secret word - sonswit - Ewits son?
Hey Plain, Thanks for the compliments.
Plain, I have all the confidence in the world that the ship will do fine with you at the helm (gag, gag, cough, gag) get's up off the floor, phew!! had a little tightness in the throat, some people call it chokin, hope you don't do it tomorrow..
When you really get bored... check this out and see if you can remember when you knew all of this by heart...
http://rickmk.com/Responses/index.html
Oh yeah, I typed in birthcertificate.blogspot.com and am trying to get my name changed to Simple. What the hell everybody calls me that anyway..They asked me why I want to be called Simple. I told them cause I am..I yam what I yam, in the immortal words of Popeye the Sailor. Never could understand what he saw in Olive..
So lets get this right half you Simpletons are going to Fla and leaving me and Sammy here to do all the work.
We may build a Nuclear Plant while you guys are gone Sammy says we can sell the elec and even become a nuclear Power
Any who Simple We will fly over bright Field tomorrow. Have a great time, see ya when ya get back.
Good Night - see you in a few days.
Keep the laughter, memories and smiles :) going. I'm sure we will have a lot to say when we get back.
Good nnight all and have a safe trip............I'll help plain and Sammy zero in on your ball breakers..........Enjoy the TIKI Bar and Kilt/Kiln whatever the fuck it is.....it won;t be the same when you guys get done. Use the Plain and SImple card for all your expenses........Plain will be using it here.
Good nnight all and have a safe trip............I'll help plain and Sammy zero in on your ball breakers..........Enjoy the TIKI Bar and Kilt/Kiln whatever the fuck it is.....it won;t be the same when you guys get done. Use the Plain and SImple card for all your expenses........Plain will be using it here.
I didn't leave yet. You can't wait to get rid of me. Hey McCool once would have been enough. You think you citizens of Plain and Simpleville would have a littl compassion for the guy that does all the work around here. I really have to think hard to put that almighty bullshit in the square everyday. Then I have to listen to PLAIN, how he is teeing up his balls, he don't nothin around here. You will all see, you will miss me when I am gone. I feel for Sammy that rodent is in trouble. I feed him macademia nuts, he'll be lucy if PLAIN gives him a peanut shell. I am gonna play Taps a little later, see if anybody else wants to jump in and get rid of me. Then I hope to leave you all with a St. Patricks Day wish at 3AM. I'll Be Back
OK, lookin around town, quiet real quiet, just like the champion thoroughbred..So now you think I am going to say see ya.., I better, because at 3A.M. I might not be my usual jovial self.(Ha!) Hey everybody, thanks for the well wishes and I honestly will miss, bein in Plain and Simpleland. I must admit it is above any thoughts I ever had as how it would be. It really is fun, I hope everyone is having as much fun as me. Social Neworking wasn't my game, (still isn't) but this is a little different. Have to think, have to use your imgination, like when Plain does one of his dances, I actually visualize that and get hysterical. I am sure there are sheople out there that would think that is whacked. I really don't give a fuck.. I like a lot of our sayings. Two of the best were: gets us away from all the bullshit we have to put up with in real life BAC SL) and, if we bring a smile and a laugh to someone it makes me happy also. (Plain). I am sure we have done both. Close the door and throw away the key.. Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS
Jimmy Mc is so broken up you guys are leaving, he is studdering. Dont worry James . Sammy , BACSL, Sara,a couple Anon's , ewit are still going to be around And Dominic, Jeff and a few others too, as long as we don't leave in any Musslim Terrorist we should be okay. Salam Alaikum
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