"Today Is The 27t Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, WAKE UP PLAIN!! I'm gone back to bed..
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Holds out my hands in shock as my chin drops in amazement.That aint no Post that ani't even a Toast from a host I am I am. Have you lost your mind Simple or is it Simple Mind? Where's the question ? we will have thousands with nothing to do ,I'll be starring at this screen all day tapping my fingers thinking of all these great answers with no questions. maybe I'll just give out the answers yeah thats what I'll do. 1 Blueberry Hill 2 Getteysburg 3 Pork Chop Hill 4 Ten Gallon 5 Snollgosters 6 pseudonyms 7 Cluch Cargo 8 Murphy Oprendick 9 False 10 rch Duke Ferdinand
Great Pick up Pat it's not snollgosters it is snollygosters this Puter can't spell to good yet it's kinda New it's windows 95 I have a few more answers 1 Oscillate 9,192,631 times per second 2 Clara Bell 3 Chick Squeezer 5 Yes 6 Ed Bernays 7 Chinkie 8 Thermodynamics 8
Fats Domino's Song A great Address The Korean's famous food at one time Simples Hat The Street Brothers From Mayor to Duck Boat guy(John and Milton) Plain and Simple When you let up on the clutch car go An Irish Zipper Simple is a 1 handicap at minature golf The kid that sat behind Plain in Father Murphy's class
Have no idea wtf you are starting Sunday morning with. But as long as it keeps Simple in bed. Just wait intil the monster rises from the ashes of a Potato Vokda filled evening and rears his piney head. God Bless
WHAT!!!!!!!!! SIMPLE WAKE UP!!!!!! First set of Plain's answers: Blueberry Hill - where we all found out thrills-in my case it was Germany Hill Gettysburg - west of Phila. Pork Chop Hill - famous Korean War battle Ten Gallon - more than 9 gallon Snollgasters - I haven't the foggiest Pseudonyms - what McCool said Clutch Cargo - a manly (ha-ha) cartoon Murphy Oprendick - Skip O's brother False - opposite of true Archduke Ferdinand - first name Francis - his assasination started WW1. 2nd set of Plain's answers: Oscillate whatever - ahem! speeds Clarabelle - Howdy Doody's clown Chick Squeezer - ain't going there Yes - opposite of no Ed Bernays - chef that Bernaise sauce is named ofter Chinkie - what we called the Chinese laundryman on Green Lane Thermodynamics - ask Simple Happy Sunday - remember tomorrow is Monday!
Answers, Answers you say!!! Your givin out ANSWERS. I had a well deserved rest. I have not yet begun to defile myself.. I'll give you an ANSWER. A Cock Robin..Question: What's that your stickin in my mouth BatMan?? Chick Squeezer had too be none other that Jungle Jim Keenan RIP Jungle.. 1. Place where Fats found his love. 2. Civil War Battle where 56,000 Soldiers, Union and Confederate died in three days. 3. Famous Hill Battel during the Korean War. 4. How much vodka Simple drank this week.. 5. Steven King book 6. Moe, Larry and Curly. 7. Famous square jawed cartoon character. 8. Bar in Ireland. 9. Simple didn't drink in Florida. 10.His assasination started World War 1.. Very clever on your part PLAIN. You were layin for one of these days where I slacked off and you jumped on my Simple Ass. I vow not to forget this Plain. You and that furry rat are gettin on my last nerve.. Hey they named that NCAA tournament correctly. MARCH MADNESS!! Crazy Man..
Good job roberts backwards. These two aren't worth a f...on Sunday morning. Plain was out shagging balls and got hit a couple of time when Simple was teeing off. Maybe I got in the way of a few Jets taking off on the catapult but I always had my helmet on........
Hey McCool BAC SL. Keep your shit up, you might be meat sooner than you expected, but in reality (yeah right) You are right about PLAIN, he is off hitting his balls again.., but you have to lighten up on Simple little me, I never offend anyone. I always try my best to keep it real quite here at Plain and Simpleville. (ahem) Enjoy your Sunday I am sure I will be hearin from you. YO how about some recruits. What you been doin about your job, talk about me an PLAIN that poor fella. Get workin man..
Yeah, but which Roberts? Plain, I'm so glad I impressed you; it certainly wasn't easy getting every question right but then again I can only attribute it to my splendid education acquired during 12 years of St. J's excellent education.
Your are right Simple.. I know you have feelings too. Sooooooooo for Lent I am going to be humble and compassionate on our leaders of the best Blog of Blogs created by two very intelligent masters of the world in which we live. We should be thankful for the leadership that is ours for the asking on any subject that should be discussed on this fun filled information site. So unitl the Easter Bunny comes I am your lowly servant of recruitment. I shall tr my best..........but........you have to admit there are a lot of hits on this site. Who would have thunk-it. Regards.........
Whoa I was working hard here ! Givig answers without questions isn't easy ya know. It's not my Fault Simple dropped the ball and went back to sleep. I had to hit balls because I am getting to be a great Ball Buster,nods in agreement with myself. I only did 8 years in Saint Johns but High school was the best 7 years of my life.I did 4 at Roman and 3 at West 7 years of Religion I coulda been a Priest. Probally been Pope by now but didnt like the big Hat I wear a jeff. Oh I have a few more answers. 1 Yes 2 no 3 Right Angle 4 Rosetta Stone
1. Is Strebor Roberts spelled backwards. 2. Could PLAIN really have been a Pope. 3. Opposite of left angle. 4. Stone used to translate Plain and Simple Language. Oh yeah and hieroglyphics. 4. Also could a one nighter Simple has in Juarez in 1966..
You wanna talk Madness?? You wanna talk Madness?? DOWN GO!!!!!!!!All the number one seeds!!!!!!!! This basketball tournament is one of the greatest sports formats of all times. It truly is Madness and a wonderful time for the Universities, and their student bodies and supporters, around this wonderful country. Must be quite a thrill for all the young athletes, their coaches and teachers, and families, that get a chance of a lifetime to participate, and cheer on their schools, and relatives that are in the NCAA Tournament. Very shortly 98% of the players will be taken up their lifes work outside the basketball court, but I am sure the thrills they experience here will stay with them forever.
You wanna hear even more madness only 64% graduate, and outta the Thousands of students that graduate there all dressed in identical caps and gowns and there all told individality is the key to sucess and there taught this by a bunch of liberal commie socialist left wing assholes..........smirks
Why don't you tell us how you really feel Plain..Talkin about Pelosi, I have to refer to our Secretary of State one Hillary Rodham Clinton. I want everyone in Plain and Simpleville to once again have no fear, she is talking to the Libyan delagates and I am sure they just all respect her to no end. You fuckin kiddin me, this world has to think we are a joke. Please put PLAIN in charge of all future negotiations, or at least Sammy, I personally have more respect for him, than I do Hillary fuckin Clinton. PHEW!! See what you do to me PLAIN!!!!
Just a little reminder before I turn off the computer for the night - Simple will be 65 years old exactly one month from today. Good night all! Happy Monday!!!
Bill Clinton had to pee real bad and ryns in the public restroom in the whitehouse when he was Pres. and Jessie Jacson was theretaking a piss and Bill goes damn jessie you are hung. Well Jessie says there a secret to it Bill I wack it on the bed Post 3 times every nite Bill says i'll try it. When he goes to bed that nite he undresses and dosen't wanna wake hillary so he leaves the lights off and he wacks his cock on the bed post 3 times and Hillary whispers is that you Jessie ?
Plain, that Clinton joke, made me chuckle. Another Sunday nite in Plain and Simpleville. Sunday nites are the quietest nites of the week. Always were, always will be. I think from that Catholic School upbringin to the work week startin, Sunday nite was never a favorite of mine..,but I digress, it has been a great ride on the Old Plain and Simple railway. Jimmy you are right there are a lot of folks visitin, and then headin on out as fast as possible.lol. That's ok, at least they are visitin. I made one of the most memorable, of our memorable Posts today. I could tell how much Plain liked it. Tomorrow we start off another week, can't wait too see what that brings. A good friend and brother of myself and Plain is getting operated on tomorrow. Whatever your belief, drop a prayer for one Davey Morris,.. Two guys named, Terry and Ernie would appreciate that immensely. Thank You,, TAPS..
27 comments:
Holds out my hands in shock as my chin drops in amazement.That aint no Post that ani't even a Toast from a host I am I am.
Have you lost your mind Simple or is it Simple Mind? Where's the question ? we will have thousands with nothing to do ,I'll be starring at this screen all day tapping my fingers thinking of all these great answers with no questions. maybe I'll just give out the answers yeah thats what I'll do.
1 Blueberry Hill
2 Getteysburg
3 Pork Chop Hill
4 Ten Gallon
5 Snollgosters
6 pseudonyms
7 Cluch Cargo
8 Murphy Oprendick
9 False
10 rch Duke Ferdinand
Wow that is friggin unreal I got everyone right and in order I'll be back later with more correct Answers
One last one from yesterday's mental meanderings... Sky King and his niece (yeah right) Penny and the plane was Songbird.
Plain... are you sure it was the snollgosters???
Great Pick up Pat it's not snollgosters it is snollygosters this Puter can't spell to good yet it's kinda New it's windows 95
I have a few more answers
1 Oscillate 9,192,631 times per second
2 Clara Bell
3 Chick Squeezer
5 Yes
6 Ed Bernays
7 Chinkie
8 Thermodynamics
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And you are right Pat that Sky King looked like a Perv And I always knew that Penny was a two bit Whore she was nothing but a Trollop
Alex, what was:
Fats Domino's Song
A great Address
The Korean's famous food at one time
Simples Hat
The Street Brothers From Mayor to Duck Boat guy(John and Milton)
Plain and Simple
When you let up on the clutch car go
An Irish Zipper
Simple is a 1 handicap at minature golf
The kid that sat behind Plain in Father Murphy's class
Have no idea wtf you are starting Sunday morning with. But as long as it keeps Simple in bed. Just wait intil the monster rises from the ashes of a Potato Vokda filled evening and rears his piney head. God Bless
WHAT!!!!!!!!! SIMPLE WAKE UP!!!!!!
First set of Plain's answers:
Blueberry Hill - where we all found out thrills-in my case it was Germany Hill
Gettysburg - west of Phila.
Pork Chop Hill - famous Korean War battle
Ten Gallon - more than 9 gallon
Snollgasters - I haven't the foggiest
Pseudonyms - what McCool said
Clutch Cargo - a manly (ha-ha) cartoon
Murphy Oprendick - Skip O's brother
False - opposite of true
Archduke Ferdinand - first name Francis - his assasination started WW1.
2nd set of Plain's answers:
Oscillate whatever - ahem! speeds
Clarabelle - Howdy Doody's clown
Chick Squeezer - ain't going there
Yes - opposite of no
Ed Bernays - chef that Bernaise sauce is named ofter
Chinkie - what we called the Chinese laundryman on Green Lane
Thermodynamics - ask Simple
Happy Sunday - remember tomorrow is Monday!
Omg Strebor you got every question right, that is amazing, I am very impressed.
Answers, Answers you say!!! Your givin out ANSWERS. I had a well deserved rest. I have not yet begun to defile myself.. I'll give you an ANSWER. A Cock Robin..Question: What's that your stickin in my mouth BatMan?? Chick Squeezer had too be none other that Jungle Jim Keenan RIP Jungle..
1. Place where Fats found his love.
2. Civil War Battle where 56,000 Soldiers, Union and Confederate died in three days.
3. Famous Hill Battel during the Korean War.
4. How much vodka Simple drank this week..
5. Steven King book
6. Moe, Larry and Curly.
7. Famous square jawed cartoon character.
8. Bar in Ireland.
9. Simple didn't drink in Florida.
10.His assasination started World War 1..
Very clever on your part PLAIN. You were layin for one of these days where I slacked off and you jumped on my Simple Ass. I vow not to forget this Plain. You and that furry rat are gettin on my last nerve.. Hey they named that NCAA tournament correctly. MARCH MADNESS!! Crazy Man..
Good job roberts backwards. These two aren't worth a f...on Sunday morning. Plain was out shagging balls and got hit a couple of time when Simple was teeing off. Maybe I got in the way of a few Jets taking off on the catapult but I always had my helmet on........
Hey McCool BAC SL. Keep your shit up, you might be meat sooner than you expected, but in reality (yeah right) You are right about PLAIN, he is off hitting his balls again.., but you have to lighten up on Simple little me, I never offend anyone. I always try my best to keep it real quite here at Plain and Simpleville. (ahem) Enjoy your Sunday I am sure I will be hearin from you. YO how about some recruits. What you been doin about your job, talk about me an PLAIN that poor fella. Get workin man..
Yeah, but which Roberts? Plain, I'm so glad I impressed you; it certainly wasn't easy getting every question right but then again I can only attribute it to my splendid education acquired during 12 years of St. J's excellent education.
Your are right Simple.. I know you have feelings too. Sooooooooo for Lent I am going to be humble and compassionate on our leaders of the best Blog of Blogs created by two very intelligent masters of the world in which we live. We should be thankful for the leadership that is ours for the asking on any subject that should be discussed on this fun filled information site. So unitl the Easter Bunny comes I am your lowly servant of recruitment. I shall tr my best..........but........you have to admit there are a lot of hits on this site. Who would have thunk-it. Regards.........
Whoa I was working hard here ! Givig answers without questions isn't easy ya know. It's not my Fault Simple dropped the ball and went back to sleep. I had to hit balls because I am getting to be a great Ball Buster,nods in agreement with myself.
I only did 8 years in Saint Johns but High school was the best 7 years of my life.I did 4 at Roman and 3 at West 7 years of Religion I coulda been a Priest. Probally been Pope by now but didnt like the big Hat I wear a jeff. Oh I have a few more answers.
1 Yes
2 no
3 Right Angle
4 Rosetta Stone
1. Is Strebor Roberts spelled backwards.
2. Could PLAIN really have been a Pope.
3. Opposite of left angle.
4. Stone used to translate Plain and Simple Language. Oh yeah and hieroglyphics.
4. Also could a one nighter Simple has in Juarez in 1966..
1. Does anyone know who Strebor is?
2. Is Simple joining AA?
3. Don't know - was not very good in trig.
4. Tells the greatest story.
1 Plain Knows who Strebor is
2 Wont go out with Jaylo anymore
3 Acute,obtuse,straight,right
4 Ancient Egyptian granodiorite stele
You wanna talk Madness??
You wanna talk Madness??
DOWN GO!!!!!!!!All the number one seeds!!!!!!!!
This basketball tournament is one of the greatest sports formats of all times. It truly is Madness and a wonderful time for the Universities, and their student bodies and supporters, around this wonderful country. Must be quite a thrill for all the young athletes, their coaches and teachers, and families, that get a chance of a lifetime to participate, and cheer on their schools, and relatives that are in the NCAA Tournament. Very shortly 98% of the players will be taken up their lifes work outside the basketball court, but I am sure the thrills they experience here will stay with them forever.
You wanna hear even more madness only 64% graduate, and outta the Thousands of students that graduate there all dressed in identical caps and gowns and there all told individality is the key to sucess and there taught this by a bunch of liberal commie socialist left wing assholes..........smirks
but the ones that do grad. they know how to spell success nods but they Don't know who Nancy Pelosi is but they all know Judge Judy.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel Plain..Talkin about Pelosi, I have to refer to our Secretary of State one Hillary Rodham Clinton. I want everyone in Plain and Simpleville to once again have no fear, she is talking to the Libyan delagates and I am sure they just all respect her to no end. You fuckin kiddin me, this world has to think we are a joke. Please put PLAIN in charge of all future negotiations, or at least Sammy, I personally have more respect for him, than I do Hillary fuckin Clinton. PHEW!! See what you do to me PLAIN!!!!
Maybe they are smart not knowing who Nancy Pelosi is. I wish I didn't know who she was. Hillary Clinton - choke, choke, gag, gag.
Just a little reminder before I turn off the computer for the night - Simple will be 65 years old exactly one month from today.
Good night all! Happy Monday!!!
Bill Clinton had to pee real bad and ryns in the public restroom in the whitehouse when he was Pres. and Jessie Jacson was theretaking a piss and Bill goes damn jessie you are hung. Well Jessie says there a secret to it Bill I wack it on the bed Post 3 times every nite Bill says i'll try it. When he goes to bed that nite he undresses and dosen't wanna wake hillary so he leaves the lights off and he wacks his cock on the bed post 3 times and Hillary whispers is that you Jessie ?
And that would be runs and Jackson but who cares turn out the lightssssssssssss..............the partsssssssss overrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Plain, that Clinton joke, made me chuckle. Another Sunday nite in Plain and Simpleville. Sunday nites are the quietest nites of the week. Always were, always will be. I think from that Catholic School upbringin to the work week startin, Sunday nite was never a favorite of mine..,but I digress, it has been a great ride on the Old Plain and Simple railway. Jimmy you are right there are a lot of folks visitin, and then headin on out as fast as possible.lol. That's ok, at least they are visitin. I made one of the most memorable, of our memorable Posts today. I could tell how much Plain liked it. Tomorrow we start off another week, can't wait too see what that brings. A good friend and brother of myself and Plain is getting operated on tomorrow. Whatever your belief, drop a prayer for one Davey Morris,.. Two guys named, Terry and Ernie would appreciate that immensely. Thank You,, TAPS..
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