Mornin, That was some day yesterday, but we can top it. I don't know how, I tried rehearsin last nite, and fell asleep. Rehearsin, we talkin about rehearsin here, don't work on Plain and Simple..Better off just wingin it. On that note, Brain Cramp OW!!!! Here we go, I wonder how Plain feels after that dance with J Lo, pretty hot stuff, my man, was in his glory.. I think we should have a dancin with the stars show here on Plain and Simple, but we already know who the winner would be..So, will just let him do his struts, tangos, mexican hat dances, eygptian walk, and whatever else he decides to trot on out there..Talkin about dancin, here you go earman, earman is a tap dancer, might give Plain a little competition in that area.. Maybe today we could do an A-Z on anything to do with dancin.. Let's see what ya got Plain..On a world note Obama, consoled us on why we now are attacking Libya. Thanks for clarifying nothing. Send your CHILDREN, into Iraq and Afghanastan, and anywhere else you want to go to war, Mr & Mrs. Congressman..The sheople have about had it.. Watched that Sixers game and they beat the Beast of the East the team with the best record Los Torros!! Let's the dancin begin. What the hell it is March Madness..
A I got a bad thing going with A.. Let me go B-Ballerina. Love to see Plain do that one. Oh Man...Come on in and enjoy. March is Marchin On...
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I thought Sarah Palin had the best explanation of last nights "Let me be clear as I cover my ass and blame Bush speech"... ObamaWar is a “squirmish”. Start a fight, then try to squirm out of it.
This white man don't dance, but...
C- Calypso
D- Dirth Dig
E- Electric Slide
F- Frug
I glad i'm not overly caucasion when it comes to dancing......starts out with a soft shoe as i Glide across the floor.............Yells out a ing ping and starts doing the ing ping that I started over in Asia Minor long ago..............Golf I'll be back.......Wait this isn't rehersed?.....Surley you jest Simple.
March 29, 2011 - Dancin' B-F covered. Going back to A - American Bandstand. Didn't even watch our joke of a president last night. Tired of hearing the same old sh_t. Plain, just 3 words to you "keep on dancin'".
Hey Pat, the Indians were right. White man speak with forked tounge. Plain we talkin golf here, we talkin golf. How do you like that shit bag of a game. I don't get it, you are normal in all other aspects of life. (gag, choke, gag.)Anyway some of us have to work (gag, choke, gag). Keep it comin Plain and Simpletons. Where we at, oh yeah, Plain I remember the ing-ping that you taught to most of South East Asia well. In fact I incorporate it into all my dancing techniques to this day. I- Ing-Ping Plain's dance he got that done.
Hey nobody did A.
Pat left me with G-Damn G-Somebody HELP!!! H-HULA!!!!
Hey Strebor, missed your comment. Good one on A-American Bandstand.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??????
GO-GO--------
Irish Jig, Jitterbug, Kolo. Time for Sky Diving while watching Plain play golf. Should drop in on him........
I- Irish Jig
J- Jitterbug
K- ???
L- Limbo
M- Macarena
Drawin' a blank on N and O.
P - Polka
Q - Quickstep
R - Rumba
S - Salsa
T - Tarrantelle
Simple, I think you should give a golf a chance.
Simple, do you think the General is in Libya?
Jim, I dig that skydiving. Maybe you could talk Plain into getting into the Plain with Sammy and the three of you could take a plung..
I have no idea where we are at, or why we are there. N- Cryin time, I get all the hard ones.
Go-Go what the fuck kinda answer is that. Go-Go....... oh Go-Go dancin, I think you need a pole for that. There's a P-Pole Dancin. Man I got my shit together.. There are some nasty Spring Training Pics, on FB. That guy in the black shirt is Pelozzo, he is going to be the new first base coach for the Phils. We had a great time that day, and every day.
You know what Strebor, that never entered my mind. He may be directing operations from aboard ship or a base in the Med. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???? Everybody it lookin for ya.. We need guidance, and a lot of other things..
N - Cryin' time? What are you talking about Simple? How about
N - Nuryev, Rudolph - Russian ballet dancer who defected to the good old USA. Have to pull myself away from this wealth of literary discussion to get some work done. Over and out for a while..........
'til later.
N Natussie
o Otussie
p potussie
Q Quatussie
r Ratussie
s satussie
t tatussie
u uttussie
v vatussie
w watussie
x xatussie
y yatussie
z zatussie
Good thing I got back I see you needed help with some of the Dances K is Katussie
Starts doing a Texas two step on the way out, I'll be back Ya'll
Hey Plain we don't have any rules, but sll thos tussies do not count, the only good one was the watussi. Strebor I was cryin again because I got N and I couldn't think of anything for N.. So I cried again. Then again I could say N-Nuryev, Yeah, NURYEV he was a ballerina from the Soviet Union. I GOT N!!!!!!!!!!! N's and them Q's are tough, and I don't even know why X is in our alphabet. It should be X'd. Gotta love Simple..
Simple what you mean they don't count ? I learned all those Dances when I was a Zulu Fighter Pilot, well not all I learned a few when I was with the Algerian Sea Bees too, I think we need a ruling on this one.Wait how can we have a ruling if there's no rules.............yesssssssssss they have to count there's no rules does the Watussi with a moon walk thrown in
Let's see -
V - Vienesse Waltz
Z - Zorba the Greek's Dance
Anybody got anything for O, U, X or Y? If you do, you are today's big winner!!!
Plain loved all your ussi's but I have to agree with Simple, Watussi is the only one that counts. Sorry and I hope you will regal us with one last great dance before this day is over. Waaaaa Waaaaaa Watussi!
O The Ox Trot
u Uganda Twist
x Xtreme Twister
y Yunk Stomp
It is a lil known Fact that Seniors all across the Country are doing these Dances and are a Big hit on Friday nites. As a matter of fact The Ox Trot and the Uganda Twist are Ladies Choices.And mmmm errrrrr well The Xtreme Twister and the Yunk Stomp are spot Dances and if there is a ballon there with a 5 Dollar bill in it it's mine I lent it to Jules Crocco when he was doing the Dance on Friday nite once at Saint John's.Oh and you dont have to check on these Dances I called Cliff Claven to confirm all this. So mmmmmm what did I win ?
Hey Carnac, is the Manayunk club still at that dead end street?
Once again, see what happens with a society without rules. Anarchy that is what happens, people like Plain just throw all kinds of tussies out there and take credit for them. Of course as rules in Plain and Simpleville go, as we all know there are none. So, Plain has to get credit for the tussies. I hope he is happy and yes before this day is over he should at least do one of the tussies for us. Which one I don't care. Hope your happy Plain!
Hey Jim Mc. Played at the Manayunk club as far back as I can remember. Built Bunks on the hills, hung around the steps, pea shooter fights on the porch, then later on bettin horses with my Dad (RIP Dad), drinkin and real fights on the porch. Actually saw Cozy Morley in there with Floyd Flaherty, Mrs. Flaherty and Mousie Conroy (RIP Mouse), I am sure there were other people with us, but I can't remember them. Now, for the bad new, Jimmy me boy, it is now condos overlooking the Yunk, and you can still see into the city. The old building is gone, it is actually a crazy site too see. Condo's on both sides of Gay St. Crazy, what has happened to the old town.
Hey Plain I actually remember you lending that balloon too Jules Crocco. (Have to patronize him once in awhile the man is delusional.) Yes Plain we all know about the Yunk Stomp, secret is not to go down, you might not get up..
Mc Cool... My Dad was an original member of the Manayunk Club... my brother Dennis was a member and more than a few years ago he told me they closed and sold the property to apartment developers... as a member he got a share of the proceeds.
Plain wins... as I have heard of those o-u-x-y dances... they are Saturday night spotlight dances at local Moldavian nursing homes.
Way to go Plain, I knew you could do it.
Long live the Manayunk Club and the many good times shared there.
Bet the yuppies that now inhabit the condos that replaced the club aren't having as much fun as we did at the Club. I hope the condos are haunted with the raucous sounds of a Saturday night/Sunday morning at the club.
What da ya think Simpletons. Time too lock up the town.. You guys and girls and whatever else you may be, are some dancin fools..Dark out in the ville tonite, not too much happenin. One way to end the day, is say goodbye to the Old Manayunk Club, a big part of the town at one time. Another blast from the past, blasted, and March, Marches on. I can blow taps, but I got a feelin Plain is gonna be dancin down one of the streets later tonite. Dance on my man..Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS.
lets all hold hands and sing ......Take me backkkkkkkkkkkkkk to Manayunk, that's where i want to beeeeeeeeeee, where there's hill's and thrillssssssss.............omg I can't finish it's like "Old Shep ".................... turn out the lightssssssssssss...... the Party's overrrrrr......... Good Nite all you Simpletons God Bless love ya
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