Wednesday, March 2, 2011
"Today Is The 2nd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."
Mornin, hope I put that title in there corrctly, Plain is on the warpath about my posts. I think he wants to lead a rebelllion, he should know, the world shoud know my people love me. (In the words of Kadaffy Duck), whats up with that moron, I don't really care. Hello Barrack, this is Simple stay the fuck out of it. Hello Hilliary, you wanna get in it, send Chelsea and her new millionaire husband in first.. Having said that, I think today I will go back to bed, yeah right. Wake up PLAIN!!!!!! Seems to me that most people that write about anything, kinda prepare for it. Me, I just get up, get some work done, and say whatever comes to mind. I gotta admit, I like it that way. Right now I am thinkin about a question for today. How about if Plain and Simple Land lobby the Congress to change the name of the good old US of A. to W P F. World Police Force.. let China, and Russia send their troops into Libya or any of those asshole countries in the Middle East. Oh they don't depend on their oil. Sorry. Try this when you have some down time today. You know people that have first names for first and last names. Try and give me about ten. Gotta get you Simpleton's thinkin. Actually some of the shit you come up with is quite profound, and humorous. Example of this, I will only do two: Jerry Lewis and, yep his partner in the early 50's one of my favorites of all time. Eze Ed, Drum Rolllllllllllllllllllllll. Dean Martin. I will be back later to survey the town, see how you guys are doing. Hi Sweetheart wherever you are hiding. Did I scare you off when I told you I have no order in my life. What kinda romance was that, you should dig me with or without order. Let's see if you have anything to say. Hey Jim McCool we got 7802 applicants bangin on the door, how about opening it up for them.. Alrighty then, talk to you in a little bit...PLAIN WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Terry Morris LOL
Terry Maurice, Terrance Morris
Thought for today " Fate determines who enters are lives, the Heart determines who stays"
Well Sterbor , I did what you ask and checked outCharlie....And I can honestly say I belive he lost his mind.
He says he ahs Tiger blood and Adonis DNA his Publicist Quit yesterday( Icant wait to see what he says now that he can say anything) rolls my eyes come onnnnnn man
I mean it's so bad that Gary Busey thinks he's crazy(thats like Carmine thinking one of us is crazy)
If someone told me Gary Busey said you lost your mind I would go directly to Rehab right past go without collecting the 200 and tell them I wany 5 years 30 days wont help me.
Hello and Marning to ya James, be back later time to hit golf Balls
Terry Morris, great job Jimmy. Yo, Plain, still jumpin on Charlie, the man is a loon, and I guarantee he is not going to change. He basically thinks he is indesructable, and he probably won't live too long, but as you can see, that is his choice, that is what he wants. So, hey Charlie have a good time dyin. Glad to see you are going to hit golf balls. PHEW!! imagine gettin up and going to hit golf balls. I wouldn't be able to move the next day, as many times as I bury those bastard clubs in the ground. Plain one of these Vodkadays that I come up home, we have to go hit some golf balls (in my case try), that will give you some ammunition for Plain and Simple and the bar talk afterwards. You shoulda heard Ernie, grunted, cursin, flingin clubs. I ain't even allowed back in, and he made me pay for his bucket of balls. Cry on PLAIN. I hate fuckin golf. Paul Simon. George Washinton, and Washington Irving, oh, and Julius Erving..
Hey Plain, you tryin to hurt my feelins for the 66,000th time. You say mornin to Jimmy and totally ignore your life time friend What is that about? Am I hurt, fuckin right. OOOPPS, he'll say I'm cryin again. That man has the capabilities to make Attila cry..
1. Hank Aaron
2. William Boyd
3. Ezzard Charles
4. Ryan Howard
5. Emmitt Kelly
6. Joe louis
7. Ben Franklin
8. Billy Martin
9. Danny Thomas
10. Eddie George
Way to go Anonnmous, guess your done for the day.. Yo, we gotta find out who Anonymous is. I guess it don't really matter. He kinda justs jumps in with some really astute observations then leaves for places that we don't know about. Anon is an enigma wrapped up in a riddle. That other ball breaker BAC SL, he is layin awake at night tryin to stop himself from telling everyone who he is.. Sweetheart are we broken up, you never got to meet me. Plain, what are you goin to do when the weather gets real nice. I guess it will be, well I am leavin to PLAY GOLF. That usually takes all day.(hate that game) I guess I'll be toiling all alone here at Plain and Simple. Do you care? NO... Cryin time again your gonna leave me, I can see that bloodshot look in your eyes.... Later
Here I am, Plain and Simple in my way of life. Lets get going today......Why do they call it the New Road? I don't ever remember the Old Road. And I forget does it have a real name? Now, Simple, who fell off the rocks and broke his leg trying to climb the rocks and came to school and tried to dance "At The Hop", Danny and the Juniors on one leg in class? And finally for the day, when you went passed Pinky's house and hit the STEPS when you got to the bottom, who was in his house banging away on the drums? I like Terrance Maurice. Maybe it should be Sir Terrance Maurice. I don't know Sir Ernest Keebler???????What do you think Plain? I'll be Bach....
Okay Simple, you say WAKE up and you hadn't put a post on here til 9:30 eastern standared time#1 I hit golf Balls at 10:15 #2 I had 3,268 calls on where the post was from the EST folks I was tapping my fingers waiting and waiting for the post because I had to answer one of are most astute members Strebor, Don't you pay attention ? What was the question she had ask on yesterdays Post ?
Now I must admitt pretty good Question today 1 Tim Allen 2George Michele 3 Woody Allen 4 Tina Louise 5 Cary Grant 6 Clark kent 7 Lois Lane 8 George Mason 9 Ron Jermey 10 Ted Grant
Once again very good Job Anonymous
hmmmmmmmm BACSL the New Road real name is Churchview St. The drummer was none other Than Joseph Calvecio, you amaze me BACSL, keep up the good work. And I was actually called Sir Morris and a few other choice words the whole time I was on Paris Island, so I know you know us well.
And Simple stop the crying and the cussing don't make me come over there, I would but it cost 2 bucks to get back No one Pays to go to Joisey it's the Arm Pitt of the world.And I would have said Gid marin to ya if the post was on time It should be on by 9:00 EST I was pacing the floor, tapping my fingers, the phone was jumping off the hook the only way I could stop it was putting a message on there that said . .....Dis is Arness pres reav a messiges, I vill git brock at yo..........I'm tired of covering for you, and your going on vacation again to clearwater //.,;.' where will I be ? sitting right here and doing everything, it's so not fair, I'm tired of being just a piece of meat, I feel so used, I want to be wanted for my Brains
Hey BAC SL Joe Joe Walsh fell off the rocks, right about half way up the Manayunk Wall, I remember there was a row of homes across the streets. They were inhabited by black people and they had a slew of dogs. Joe Joe was layin there and the dogs went over and were lickin his face and layin on his broken legs. Why do I see humor in that. I am a sick sick person, but I am lol right now. I went to visti Joe Joe he lived on Fleming to the left of Lyceum, and when I went in his house, his two dogs were layin on his cast. He ran away with me and the boys in 7th grade also. He was a piece of work man. The drummer was def. Joe Calavechi.. They had to buy new drums every other week. When he got done practicin he would eat everything but the cymbols.. My man tried to eat a desk one time. Jap Nose beat on him till she broke her hand. What a bitch she was. She should have been a warden in a prison instead of a nun. She made my life miserable for a fuckin year and visa versa baby... I did everything in my power to torture her. I'm pretty good at that. Hey PAIN, OOPS I meant to say PLAIN. We are independent broadcasters, I don't remember signin anything where I have to post at a certain hour. You my man are more than capable of posting a post, unless of course I have to walk you thorugh it again. If I don't have a post on that morning according to your schedule, then post your most prolific thought of the day. OK PAIN, I'm sorry, I meant Plain. Babe Ruth, Pete Rose, Willie Randolph, Jesse James, Frank James and the ever popular Michael Jordan. There how you like em apples. I wonder who the first jo was that said that. How ya like em apples. I don't really like them asshole, and their green they give my man Plain the runs...
God didn't make lil green apples , and it don't rain in Minneapolis in the summertime......Oh Simple I forgot to tell you, yesterday when we were talking about deaf and not hearing lolllllllll this is a classic we were all down CJ and Eck's this guy comes in Sitting next to Johnnie Mc Farlane.....Floyd goes where have you been ? He says my Father passed and Floyd goes oh that's nice, lolllllll McFarlane fell off the friggin stool the guy's chin dropped and we are all dying laughing.
EARMAN!! Read Plain's last post, my man Floyd is bartending and telling people that is nice that their father died. Puleeeeezee is this enough proof we need help....Way to go Floyd, then if ya tell him he did it. He would say HUH!!! LOL.
Hi Guys, busy morning, just got on the P & S train ride. Names:
Presidents with first & last names:
1.Chester Arthur
2. Abraham Lincoln
3.Woodrow Wilson
4.Gerald Ford
5.William Clinton
6.Andrew Jackson
7.James Madison
8.John Tyler
9. Thomas Jefferson
10.James Monroe
11.Zachary Taylor
12.Andrew Johnson
13. 14. Benjamin Harrison & William H. Harrison. I think there may be more but don't feel like looking it up.
Others:
Harrison Ford, Laurence Harvey, Carmelo Anthony, Matthew Damon, Steven Tyler, Robin Roberts.
Thanks for filling BACSL in on the real name of the New Road. I remember JoJo Walsh falling off the rocks. Do any of you remember Jimmy Gallagher falling off the rocks on Green Lane?
Plain, Charlie is gone, gone, gone. Happy that his 2nd ex-wife had those two little boys removed from his den of iniquity. What were they doing there in the first place? I don't really care to hear anymore about him. If he chooses to go down the path he is on, so be it. Don't burden us with any more of the lurid stories.
Loved your "Fate determines who enters our lives, the Heart determines who stays" - glad you guys stayed. Later!
Nice Strebor.Jimmy Gallgher was who I was going for. Forgot about Joe-Joe........Plain it looks like you have a shot at President. Now if your are left handed your in.....This sight is just a Font of information and excellent commentaries..........Hope it never ends........It won't as long as we have the two Cherubs driving the bus...........
I don't remember Jimmy Gallagher fallin off the rocks. I know he did because he was a classmate of mine, and he carredid that scar down the side of his face. I think he may have done it before we started school. As far as driving the bus and cherubs. You are half right. I am driving the bus to hell and Plain is collecting the tokens.
Hey, General Joe Tin, checked into day, being the General he shouted commands at me (that were entirely wrong) about we changed the site and how do you get on here. It is the same as before, but you can't argue with those higher ups. I just gave him the address again, saluted and did an about face and split. I know he is raidin us today. So, be careful there are officers on board. Hi General!!!!!
BACSL If nomanted I shall not run, if elected I shall not serve. Once I commit myself I always finish and when Simple ask me to do this he stated I should be Commited. Alot of people tell me that.
I did have everything fixed when the country went into a tail spin with the financil crises. I told Obama to pick 2 million with jobs ages 55 to 60 and give them 2 million dollars each.
But they would all have to buy a house and a car. This would have solved the Car companys Problems we wouldn't of had to bail them out. No housing Problems and 2 Million jobs open.
Besides I am a Right wing Hawk, prolly righ of Rush Limbaugh. I'd get shot in a week.
Oh Heck, I forgot to mention in that last post those 2 million old Farts had to retire too.
Makes me mad when I forget things, (thats why I said Heck),thats the third thing I have forgeten the other two are the 60's and 70's.
Lolllllllll and spelling
Simple, Jimmy G. fell while you were in school. Is anon. the General? Keep drivin' the bus! See ya soon!
It is time for the greatest pastime in the world. Yep heading out to Baseball practice. Have fun ya'll and I can't wait to see all the incoming steller comments.....POOF
Great job strebor, you forgot a few roses, Danny Rose, Rose Rose, ironic choice for the question of the day! Also Franny Rose & Micheal Rose! # 5 cliff lee, 6. Bruce Lee,7. Martin Larwence, 8.David Duke 9. Tim Allen . 10. Robert E Lee! A b c y'all later!
That is why I never shut my eyes after work, just woke up. I really think my body and mind are on Plain and Simple TIME. I don't care I ain't changin it. We set the town up on that time it is stayin on that time. I ain't quite awake yet, but Plain said it is baseball time, I started messin with three remotes. Lookin for a Phillies game, just looked at the sign in Plain and Simpleville and it is stilll March 2. I gotta wake up. Mary Martin. Ray Leonard, Martin Lawrence, Ulysses S. Grant, Jebb Stewart, Kow Kow, WAWA
My fucking right ear has been ringing for 4 months now..when I say ringing I don't mean pick up the phone,How about a car horn blowing 24/7.Is there any help out there? I'm going Frigging NUTS..now after saying that. E I got a set of ears at cost for you...Best on the market.Blue tooth for your cell and play your tv into them.Good stuff and they are tiny...I'll talk to you about it Tomorrow.....
Walks in to Simple&Plainville looks around....shrugs....Billy Bob, Billy Joe,Jim Bob,Billy Billy, Billy Billy,.....I don't know if that last two counts but back in the day nobody ever knocked on the door , they stood outside and called out your name. And Ray hendzel used to studder and would yell yoooooooo Billy Billy yoooooooooo Billy Billy
A few more before I bids you all a good night! Billy Joel, John Henry, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Jack Carter, Al Michaels, Gregory Peck, and if we are going with locals, David Morris, Nick Morris, William Morris, Keith Morris, Brian Morris, and the ever popular, calllllllllll forrrrrrrrrr Philipppppppppppppp Morrissssssssssssss! Sometimes I can't stand myself. Be seeing some of you tomorrow. Buono Notte!
Hey Strebor, I changed that it is Callllllll for PHYLISSSSSSSSS MORISSSSSSSS.
Had a whole fuckin comment done and hit a key and it dissapeared. Lost a remote, one of the three I have, now I just watch the TV as there is no sound. After that nap I took, I'll be roamin around until who knows what time. We don't know what time it is in Plain and Simpleville anyway. Hey had another good day, lots of hits. They don't tally them until tomorrow. Yesterday was like 90. Hey Jim, recruit some of those hitters. More dwellers more fun. Earman see ya tomorrow. Signin off with one Juan Pierre(thanks to one Dave Morris.) To the rest of my friends. Stay Out Of Harms Way. TAPS..
Well American Idol is over so,It's time for bed Good Nite all god Bless. Throws my coat over my shoulder Tilts my Fadora a lil to the side and lights up a ciggie, walks away singing............Those lil town bluesssssss there going away, Start spreading the newsssssss.......I'm leavinggggggggg today.....I want to be a part of ittttttttt Newwww Yorkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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