Thursday, March 3, 2011
"Today Is The 3rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D."
Mornin, Did I put A.D. in the title, so Plain knows whether the year is before or after Christ? Let me check, yes I did. You would think that was pretty evident. WAKE UP PLAIN!! Middle of the night again here in Plain and Simple as it gets ville. I am off to Philly land for awake and a funeral.. Couple questions. Why do we say we are going to awake? That is the furthest you will ever be from awake in your life.. Also, why do we call them funerals, there ain't nothin fun about them? Having said that, I do admit I read in the Book Trinitiy about an Irish wake and funeral and to tell you the truth, the way it was described, looked like they were having a lot of fun.. Well there's a couple questions. WAKE UP PLAIN!!! The man is incorrigable. How ya like that word? He'll think I am cussin at him again. Well let me get to the land of William Penn, Betsy Ross, Ben Franklin, Connie Mack, Rocky, Wilson B. Bad, up till 9/11 he held the distinction of blowin up more of our country than anyone in History. Pearl Harbor was a terrritory when it got nailed. Wilson took out whole blocks of the city. Stupid Fuck, I heard he was runnin around city hall lookin for a place to hide because he thought the city was under attack. It was you, you screwball. Talk about Kadaffy Duck, how nuts was that asshole. MOVE was very MOVED that day. They probably all moved their bowels at the sight and sound of the explosion. Ah!! whatdafuckwasdat? Ah don't know but I jist sheet ma paaynts. I think the somoffabatch is tryon ti kell uss. Am outta heeh Romona. Dat sheet straightened yo haar. Wit dat Ahm headin fouh Pheela. lol. at least I think I am funny. If I can't talk to you guys today. Bring it hard baby.. McCool how many times do I have to say keep recruitin, ready to kick you overboard and hire Carol. Keep it clean or dirty or whatever ya want. Have a good time at Plain and Simple today.. Hope I can talk to you later.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Your on.. Do one of your trademark back flips and start your more than astute observations of this wonderful world of ours. SEEEEE YA!
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Hey Plain, hope I posted that early enough for ya. I don't want to cause any problems in this wondrous relationship we have.. HA!!
Patience on the recuiting......I have to pay these people to join and offer them something along the lines of the DROP deal the city is getting. One asked if I could pay his benefits if he joins and contributes. I told him I would run it past the Administrators and B of D to see exactly what he/she had to contribute. May a Blimp flying over the Tri-County area. How much do we have on the Kitty for ads. We might be able to get the football players, they won't be busy. I'm on it.........
Thought for today ...."It is so hard for Woman today to find men that are sensitive, caring and handsome because those Men already have Boyfriends"
Jim , you are doing a great job, pay no attention to Simple he has no patience, he should be a Patient somewhere like a mental Institution.
And as far as the City of Brotherly Love haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa check out some of are past Mayors we have had a Goode .....then a Street ..... and now we have a Nutter..... smirks and walks away
Sorry to here about your Aunt Simple may she rest in peace 91 ia a good long life. And i'm sure she saw many things change in this crazy world. They truely the Greatest Generation. And we owe them thanks and Respect.
Thats a great thought for the day. I ponder that all the time.
There is a verse " Judge not, less ye be Judged" And who am I to cast aspersions,Whatever will be will be. And welcome back Dominic
See Simple.Patience we are now 8 strong and I feel 9 coming soon. Welcome Joe, Simple says you are responsible for this. Keep him straight. Plain needs no direction. LOL
Hey nine. Glad BACSL signed on although I thought it would be Monk. Simple will be so proud of all his friends are interested in his rants and raves.
Wait 12 if we count anonymous and Plain and Simple as two, and Sweetheart. Damn, here we go. word is spreading. The Dirty Dozen..............
Afternoon, well lets see. The Blog looks like it is doing good. Plain and Simple, cudos. Jim Mc keep the ads coming. Was thinking about the store at Pechin and Pensdale. Candy and other goodies were great. Then up the Street, coming from the New Road ( Church View). past Kaufmans Mill and Dy-De-Wash, Mitchell St. Cross the street and on the right hand side across from the Rec, who lived in the 3rd house from Mitchell going towards St Tims Episcopal. Good Real Estate. Short little walk today. Have to get a new pair of converse. I'll be Bach........Simple, does the TIKI BAR have Wi-FI?
The General is on Deck, you slackers better straighten your act out now. He won't take that shit I have to take off Plain, watch Plain do some flips now baby.. Yo, I go away for one day and McCool is signing up ads and football players. I feel a coup comin, uh-oh, I thought I saw him talking to Plain over in Philly today, I might be on my way out guys.. Hey BAC SL did the Gradys live there.. No I don't believe the Tiki Bar has WiFi, but I know it has VODKA. Go to the graveyard and my sisters car dies. I told her it was a good place for it too die. Some people have no sense of humor..Welcome aboard Tin..
Salutes and stands at Attention Good Evening General, sorry I didn't get back to you actually I just got your message today about the blog. Trying to get me on my cell phone is harder than Supermans Knee cap. It would be eaiser by carrier piegon.But welcome .
James your doing a wonderful job keep up the good work.And you are correct I have no direction.
BACSL would that be Ox Grady you were speaking of? And now I have a question for you. .....Why?
My magic woid it tered,so since I didnt have my nap i'm tered.
Hey Anon thanks for the condolences about my aunt. Yeah 91, I should make that easy. I guarantee you this if I do see 71-81-91-101 Plain will be there bustin my balls. Hey that store at Pechin and Pensdale was-- Eze Ed Drum Rooolllllllll Harry's, what a dirt bag. The flippers on the pin ball were dirty. That guy was among a multitude of adults that couldn't stand me. Some people have no sense of humor..
Dirty Harry "Make my Day" Do you think Dirty Harry disliked you Simple because you put bricks under the front legs of the pinball machine and had like 12,000 games on it or do you think he truely really hated your friggin stinking guts ?
LOL I had no idea who lived there..just had brain freeze today.......But I think the Bradys lived on that ST between Mitchell and Ridge in back of St Tims. Small street........BUt plain why you are wondering around knock on the door and see who lives there.LOL
That would be Merrick Street you are speaking of,But no The OX man lived on Pensdale with his Brother Robert third house from the corner.
And it is Gradys not Bradys , the Bradys, Larry and Jim lived down on seville St
I'll settle this right now. The Brady's lived in a bunch..The Grady' Ox (Robert) and his brother Big Ox lived somewhere..Yeah Plain, Dirty Harry didn't like me puttin bricks under the machine, and I only had 342 games, I was sellin them to the other kids and Dirty went postal on me. That fucker chased me to Lyceum Ave. and when he got back all his candy and cigarettes were gone. We had a good time that night in the Rat Trap smokin, eatin and lookin at Playboy, little did I know about two years down the road woman and beer would make their way into my life. Lost Innocense..
Good old Harry's. Spent many pennies, nickels and dimes in there. Simple forgot to mention that his sister's car died at the cemetery because he was driving the car and left the headlights and blinkers on. Plain where are you when I need you? Car is running just fine now. Grady's or Brady's, there were bunches of them around. Was BACSL trying to give us a clue to his identity? Good night P & S and all their followers.
awwwwww Simple you left out the fact that you left the lights on. Smacks you in the back of the head. How come you left out that lil detail Simple?
It was a funeral, the lights are supposed to be on. Nobody else thought about turnin them out. I had to get to the business of Pall Bearin. Ow! don't be hittin my head. Got enough lumps on it. I think sweetheart bailed on me. That is one lucky girl, and if it happened to be a guy that was one really really lucky guy..
And Strebor if I was there I would have used my Jedi Knight power to re- charge the battery.
Plain is now a Jedi Knight. Please someone tell me, what am I doin tryin to run anything with this nut. He's a Jedi Knight, that's one of those star war dudes. Plain how do you even know about that shit. You do realize how old your are? Jedi Knight. Phew!! That's it. I'm closin shop. What are ya goin to be tomorrow the Easter Bunny. Yo, gotta tell you guys about these people I knew, they went away with a carnival to be clowns. This is a true story here on PLain and Simple, tomorrow.
Ok, guys, gonna wrap it up and put it away..Good day here at Plain and Simple, got back in time to see McCool on a recruitin rampage, he knew he was on my last nerve. The General is on board, and that is a good thing.. Plain has knighted himself or ignited himself or somethin, I have no idea what he is doin or when he is going to do it. I'm tellin ya is the man a trip. Applause for Plain. This trip through cyber space could not make it without him. Somethin that I should have done at the cemetary. Lights Out. TAPS...
Ok so we are at the cemetery and simple tried to do CPR to a car that got ill, Flames,Burnt gloves and no luck on revival.so let me go back in time. At the church I was happy to see my Philly Clan I miss them all way to much...This is the effect simple has on people He's not there for 30 seconds and he had me drop a F bomb..I am going to hell.... Great service for a wonderful aunt!!! Then My brother and I are in the head of Keenan's the next thing know we ready to Take someone into the parking lot so simple could try to revive him. But in honor of my Aunt, Baltimore behaved.Drinks, a meal and on the road to the cemetery so we can try to revive a dead vehicle,,lol while waiting for the keys Simple is sitting on a "sarcophagus" which read Ernie's laplace he's still too well preserved with the clear V elixir,the fountain of youth until Monday morning anyhow.Annie anonymous's car was revived back to Bmore we went..None of this makes any sense but who really gives a shit..By the way what do birds think? I saw a bird with its head to the ground.was it sleepy or were the worms taunting him or her. equality...so this is why I really hate to blog. I can't put a thought together A.D.D....Can't spell for shit..Grammar and punctuation well non existent.so I'm outta here...I hope to meet you all before the hole opens and swallows us up..you might be a better person and I'm sure I would be....
Like I instructed Obie wan conibie and Yoda. fear is the path to the dark side, Fear leads to anger,anger leads to hate,hate leads to suffering.
And Simple has no fear, you have made this trip thru Cyber space possible, may the force be with you.
And a good nite and God Bless to all the plain Simpletons.....struts across the floor strut , strut , strut spins does a split,pulls out my Lighting Sabor jumps up and flashes the lighting POOF
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