Sunday, March 6, 2011
"Today Is The 6th Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 Without A.D."
Mornin, WAKE UP PLAIN!! How ya like the title now?? Is it ok with you?? Man is drivin me Simple. Out partying up last nite, while I was toilin at Plain and Simple. Does he care? How much can somebody care, when half their lives are spent, soft shoeing, Egyptian walkin, tap dancin, singin New York, New York (better than Frank by the way). Care my ass, right now he just turned over smacked them lips together, and went comatose for another couple hours..Sleep on loon boy, at least this way I don't have to listen about how you were anointed a Jedi Knight. You are on my last nerve Plain. Tell me make sure I have a post on here by 9 O'clock. Is that Plain and Simple Time or normal time? Anyway, these posts are not easy.. I have to try and think. You Plain and Simples realize how hard that is for me.. I don't have that many thoughts during th course of a day..I wake up and say, shit I gotta start thinkin. Ok, post of the day, draw a blank. Think Simple. It is not easy (the little man is on my shoulder) I know it is not easy Simple, but there are loons in Plain and Simpleville waiting for your profound post. I'm feelin a lot of pressure little man. I know Simple, but you have to do it. I hate when I have to do somethin, little man. I know pal, but come on you can think of somethin.. Yeah, I thought of somethin, how about if I start the day by beatin the shit out of you. Get off my fuckin shoulder I got a post to do. Think, how about that, that is an abrstract thought. I think I think, therefore I think I am.. Pretty good thinkin on my part. If you don't think you would be thoughtless and like a rudderless ship. (Great analogy, I am on top of my thinkin today). Thinkin is a good thing, unless of course you are writing a post in this town, then it is better just to wing it and get rid of all logic and thought. I hope you all understand this thinking process I go through everyday. I know Plain is gonna say I am cryin again, but I am pissed at him anyway. He went dancin up Main St. to some long ago Drug Store with a crazy ass pharmacist that looks like me. He came flyin outta there and has been missin ever since..Alrighty then, enough cryin. Sunday Mornin Comin Down.. Question: If the tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it did it make a noise? I'll bet it made a fuckin noise to Sammy Squirrel who got flung 1/2 way across the forest, with his stash of acorns flyin around his head. How can man in his snobbery think because there was no man there it didn't make a noise. HA! I am trying to get Sammy in here for an interview, he will let us know.. As for me I think there was a noise. We just didn't hear it. Hell me and Floyd coulda been standin next too it and wouldn' have heard it. On these games, it is like anything else in Plain and Simplevill, Play, if not don't. Little Jimmy McCool took his ball and went home yesterday because he didn't have time to play, and the all knowing earman, in his own words "hate fuckin basketball. Well if you get time today. Try this A-Z bands or groups. Now please look over the other post so you know what letter to use. I hope Plain gets X. I'll start off with AEROSMITH.... Oh yeah Pat I knew that was you, we had Fr. Farrant surrounded... Talk to you later, bring on the lunacy...
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Me and George cannot lie. I actually had to go back and edit the post, because while I was doin all that thinkin, I put the date as the 5th. I THINK that was yesterday..
Thought for the Day....."Leaving isn't the end of the World,it's the start of a new Life"
So Simple I see you have been thinking huh,that poor lil mind was lost in thought because it was in unfamilior territory,Ya know some of us have photographic memories but they just don't have the film. Ideas dont stay in some minds very long because they dont like solitary confinement.So stop thinking and just let it flow Dude.
Ill be back i'm going to get my cookies off
Simple, when do you go to Florida? Plain will discover writers block in the morning and will see just how hard you have to work to spew out the words of wisdom EVERYDAY. I hope you don't run into Angelo, Al and Rhea at the TIKI Bar. Although I like Al the other two can stay down there. I'll be recruiting down there maybe we will bump into each other....how about ABBA.........CAIO for now...
More memories of the olden days... anyone remember the scruffy old pretzel man with the wicker basket with the flag on it that was outside after school in the warm months.
I remember May Day procession I got caught talking in line and had to go tell Msgr. Mc Kenna what I said in line... I told him his red hat was cool.. he smiled and said go back in line(he and my Dad were tight)... really pissed old Jap Nose off.
oh and about the tree...does anyone really give a damn about some old tree falling over unless it is on your property and you have to clean up the mess or it fell on your car. There are too many other things I have to worry about.
How about Brooklyn Bridge and I will take x how about Xscape bunch of hits in the 90's.
Always feel sgood to get my cookies off haven't deleted them in a while......smirks
Jim met a friend of yours last nite Mike Mc Keever he is back in the Philly Area Devon I belive his wife told me.
And sure that tree makes a sound, even if it misses ya your still yelling ohhhhhhhhhh shit or wtf that in itself is cause and effect......shakes my head the things I have to teach you.
Good thought Plain. Your going to get your cookies off. Isn't your hand a little tired..Yes I have been thinkin, and you know what. I stopped, and actually winged it. Jimmy I can't stand Morganti either, another New England know it all. He is a pompous asshole. What is he doin on a Philly show. Go north young man, do a show where they recognize your accent. Hey Pat, you are right who gives a shit about a tree fallin, and there are much more important things too talk about. Like HOW ABOUT SAMMY SQUIRREL AND HIA STASH. Do you care about the little critter whose home was that tree that fell. I feel for him and the other squirrels in his family. Now, they have to start collecting acorns all over again. Come on man have some compassion for our fellow creatures. Msg. McKenna another pompous dude, all I remember was serving the six o'clock mass and you had to scream out the responses in Latin. Maybe he had the same affliction as me and Floyd. He would shout out on Sundays "And All Bills Are Paid" Right Monty, but do you really think it was necessary to make the kids that didn't have any money for the collection stand in the back of the room on Monday morning. Wasn't right then and that Church ain't right now...
I feel the train a'comin, comin round the bend, I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when, yeah I'm stuck in Plain and Simple and time keeps rollin on, and if I could only hear that lonesome whistle, I would jump back on.
Just tunin thinkin of a band. I'll take a B. Beach Boys. BING BING that is a double baby!!!! Hey Jim leavin for Fla. on St. Patty's Day.
Hey Just My Opinion: If you go back a few posts, Plain identified the Pretzel man for us.. I never knew he was a multi-millionaire!! He was a scruffy little dude. He was always sayin the rosary.. You ever see little pretzels like that anymore??
So Sammy lost his acorn stash in the great tree crash of 2008. So did a lot of others. I know Sammy and he didn't go on welfare or take 99 weeks of unemployment or move into public tree housing... he just went on hustling and slowly rebuilt his supply of seeds and acorns.
Missed the pretzel man story... all I recall is that he had more dirt on him than there was in all of Pretzel Park and the mustard stick had at least 20 years of built up dried up mustard on it... and he had the big nickel pretzels and the 2 for a nickle little ones.
The Great Tree crash started in 2006 when them friggin Liberal give away everything Dems took over,But it really Started Back in 1993 when Oral office Billy Clinton signed that frigging Bill to let people earning 20 Thousand buy 400 thousand Dollar Homes. The old Fanny Mae & Freddie Mac supported By BarneyFrank and that Dodd asshole.
It is a lil Known fact that the Pretzel Man is really Warren Buffett I belive he works for a company called Berkshire Hathaway now, but he still sells pretzel's at the 6 o'clock mass on Sundays, so if you want one you better hurry up I thhink he only has three left.
Plain... the trees actually started being uprooted en masse in the mid 60's with the LBJ Great Society scam... when rather than the previous long accepted American way of working for and "earning" your own way was legislatively altered by socialist/communinst loving liberals to make getting something for nothing for certain cultural subsets mandatory.
Morning Angels.......I got nuttin. but I'll be Bach
True Jim,in 1964 he created the office of equal oppertunity, Head Start,Vista,The War on poverty,Omnibus Housing Act,it was the largest Social Agenda since FDR's New Deal another Progressive Bastard.
Hey BAC SL. I might not be able to think, but I got NUTTIN and I'll be BACH.. he wasn't a group or a band. C How about Credence Clearwater Revival. I see a bad tree a'fallen I see trouble on the way, looks like we're in for dems and repubs, but don't look around tonight it's bound to take your life there's a bad tree on the right.. And if JMO and Plain wanna draw tree analogies with politics, then let's go back to where it all started... Hey Little Georgie, did you chop down the Cherry Tree? I certainly did Momma that fuckin squirrel was eatin all the cherries. Did you hear it fall?? Yes I did George where is the squirrel? I don't know him and his gang headed towards Tommy Jefferson's house, hope that is the last I see of that little varmint..Now that is profound.. I is a thinkin today.. Talk to you people later, gotta go get some pretzels, and see if I can find Sammy for an interview...
Hey Simple, how can we compete with these two debaters..........I wasn't on any debating team was you? These two are learnin us some heavy shit. I think we will get credits when you are gone and Plain is in charge..........Good stuff but I hated History and Physics and not the kind you are thinking of Simple. (Cream)
Sammy and Simple went nuts ....hunting that is, Acorn ing to them there is a sound when the tree comes down, especially if there's people around, like ohhhhh shit...run....Timber.......get the f out of the way and all sorts of screaming.
And your hero George that wouldn't tell a lie. Where did that S.O.B. get those wooden teeth ? I'll bet that Rat chopped down more than just cherry Trees you can't trust any of them.And i'm not paranoid just because everyone is against me.
I'll take DDDDDDD..Devo....As far as trees and do they make noise...I don't care....I hate trees ,tree huggers,Tree squirrels,all the fricking leaves that fall from the trees. Every year I'm killing the environment with the 50 plastic bags I fill.I have Probably killed a few sea lions after the bags made their way to the ocean. I do like sea Lions!!! Now I am sad I hate this blog...Depressed I'm never coming back here again..
I'll take Bands for E, Alex... who were the Everly Brothers... does that count ( even if I know it was Don and Phil) if not then can I use Earth, Wind and Fire.
I also am against bark eating, Birkenstock wearing, granola crunching, oiled otter scrubbing, tree hugging hippes.
My moniker JMO came up automatically on the Google account... I wrote a political blog for 8 years under that title... I am trying to figure out how to change it.
Try and sign in, and use a nickname, that would be how you could get rid of JMO..
Earman, relax ADD, I love hate, in fact I love that you hate Plain and Simple. I don't even want an apology. I also, know this you will be BACK!!! Gotta love the earman.. Where we at D? Dion and the Belmonts. BABY!!!!
No BAC SL I was never on a debating team.. Here is the deal about arguing. If you know something to be true and factual, such as Pete Rose holds the record for the most hits in baseball. You know that is a recorded fact. Mr. Genius at the end of the bar, yells, no way man, Ty Cobb holds that record. Are you going to argue with that moron?? Why? to educate him. Let him and his almighty knowledge roam through life making a total ass out of himself. That is much better than arguing with him...
It's okay to hate Plain and Simple I hate them too.No I don't , wait yes I do.And everyone is entilted to there own opinion it's just that there's is stupid.Just rember God loves you , it's everyone else that thinks your an asshole.
oppppps F Five Iron frenzy
G greatful Dead I hate both of them too
oppppps F Five Iron frenzy
G greatful Dead I hate both of them too
I didnt type that twice > I didn't type that twice.
I'll have to read too much to get down to Z, so I'll take Z - ZZ Top.
S & P followers your profound wisdom astonishes me: forests, trees, squirrels, politics, the Pretzel Man, etc. Where does this all end? Do you believe we actually ate those pretzels? His hands were so dirty and like someone else said the stick he used to slather mustard on the pretzels was thick with dried mustard from years before. Do you ever wonder why nobody died from salmonella, ecoli or such back then? My grandmom used to say a little dirt never hurt anyone but if you didn't wash your hands before meals you got a slap in the back of the head. Msgr. McKenna, I ain't even going there. I think Simple covered it very well - POMPOUS!!!!! Keep the wisdom and laughs coming!!!!! And yes, Plain you did type it twice, type it twice. LOL! LOL!
I love playing in plain and simple land.I hate that I indirectly killed a sea lion..As far as blogging goes this is my first encounter.I think I like it. well I'm not sure. I really do not like to read anything that's not a book.I don't like to post political or Religious views.I love to ramble on about much of nothing,lol which is mostly whats going on in my mind. contact with People make the world go around. As long as you Ladies,Gents and the Keebler elf want me here, well as Arnie say's I"LL BE BOCK!!! And I will never Apologize for anything I spill out of my mind. Shit happens,and trust me god thinks I'm an asshole also...now I'm smiling...
Anno Domini - The term Anno Domini is Medieval Latin, translated as In the year of (the/Our) Lord.[3][4]:782 It is sometimes specified more fully as Anno Domini Nostri Iesu (Jesu) Christi ("In the Year of Our Lord Jesus Christ"). Because BC is the English abbreviation for Before Christ, it is sometimes incorrectly concluded that AD means After Death,[5] i.e., after the death of Jesus. If that were true, the thirty-three or so years of his life would not be in any era.[6][7]
Traditionally, English has copied Latin usage by placing the abbreviation before the year number for AD.[8] Since BC is not derived from Latin it is placed after the year number (for example: 68 BC, but AD 2011). However, placing the AD after the year number (as in "2011 AD") is also becoming common usage. The abbreviation is also widely used after the number of a century or millennium, as in "fourth century AD" or "second millennium AD" (although conservative usage formerly rejected such expressions
Elvira- Oak Ridge Boys
Simple, let's just keep it simple!
Tomorrow, March 7, 2011. Simple?
Omg Strebor you ate those Pretzels, I only bought them if i was getting inot a fight#1 the other kid thought you were crazy #2 they were like Brass Knuckles it was like holding a roll of dimes in your hand.
Earman I hope your proud of yourself what did those sea lions ever do to you ?What are you trying out for Quaterback for the eagles or something ?I think there should be some kind of justice here in Simpletonville you should have to read all these blogs twice.
And I know what you mean about the Political and Reglious views.I once ask a Bartender what he thought about Tricky Dick Nixon, he looked at me and said no political talk in this bar, so I said okay what do you think about the Pope saying.....and he cut me right off saying no reglious talk in this bar....so I said what about sex ? He goes thats okay to talk about.....I said good go f...yourself He flagged me
Thanks for the info Dan, Can you belive that Simple put,without A.D. up there ,shakes my head and throws my hands up in the air
Heres one for Y. YO YO Ma
Hey Dan, I would say thanks for the info, but that has Clare's fingerprints all over it.
That is interesting info. Latin is still so resonate today. Earman, you may never have blogged before, but for what it is worth you are in the right place.. I see you forgot about Sammy Squirrel already, you are worried about some lion that evidently knows how to swim.. People fuckin amaze me man.. Swimmin Lions, the only lion that I know that could swim was Burt Lahr.. Hey I ate those pretzels. Well in actuallity I gnawed on them. Much like Sammy on an acorn. Looks like G except, Danny blew right to O, lucky he is one of us.. Genesis.............tick tick tock tick tock tick. I think I'm rollin today..
Burt Lahr now there was a great athlete it's a lil known fact that he was a great swimmer he did the 100 meters in 2 1/2 days he holds the record til this day. You may think this is just nonsense but you see Burt had no courage and he was affraid of water. You try swimming 100 meters with no water it isn't an easy feat.
W.....The Who
I can't believe this shit, somethin about my Blogger cookie is disabled. How the fuck can Ernie Keeblers cookie be disabled. That is a contradiction in terms. Yo, you guys are jumpin all over the alphabet. Danny jumped to O. Strebor went right to Z and Plain is on W. The next letter was H. Hootie and the Blowfish. They used to be Burt and the Sea Lions, but when Burt retired to Oz. They hired Darius and he changed their name. Here Sammy, here boy, come on take this acorn.. I am gonna catch his ass and interview him before the week is out. Here boy, here Sammy, come on little buddy, crawl right into that trap. Come onnnn boy...
Simple you should get your cookies off ever nite! It helps your machine run better.Especially if you have all those cookies all stored up it slows you down and that can make you miserable.
h - hall and oats, herb albert and tijuana brass
What's happenin. Come on Sammy, come on boy, here's a peanut, come on, get in the trap.. I'm gonna give this homeless squirrel a place to live. That is called compassion people, something every human should contemplate. Not, compassion, given a squirrel a home.. I.. Incubus..... Da Da Da Da. Windin on down here in Plain and Simpleville. Another weekend drawin to a close. Come on Sammy
Well let me look around town. Kinda like a rainy night in Georgia, that's how Plain and Simpleville is lookin. Everybody gettin ready for Monday, gettin ready to go perform whatever it is they perform in society.. Started our second week, and it is lookin good. Hey everybody comin in, sign in, we would love to have you as a friend.. Good job Jim, keep recruitin. Didn't hear from you too much today, so you must be poundin the streets, way to go pal..If you see any homeless squirells send them in to Plain and Simpleville, we have a lot of empty trees in here baby. I guess that is it. Had a lotta fun this weekend, good work on the bands. We did most letters. Except some of you started at the end of the alphabet. That about says it all for Plain and Simple on a rainy Sunday night. Stay out of harm's way, my friends. TAPS...
w Welves
V Velvis
U Ulves
T Telves
S Selves
R Relves
Q Qelves
P Pelves
O Olves
N Nelves
M Melves
Okay that should get us all caught up. I got tired of playing. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHOM THESE PEOPLE ARE ....smirks it's a lil known fact that these were all cousins of The KIng ELVIS and they all sang.....nods my head in agreement with myself.
With that simpletons I rip off my Tear away tux and throw out my hands wearing an emsamble of a black dress and long white pearls. walk over and pick up my wicker basket with a lil scottie in it , and belt out .......SOMEWHEREEEEEEEEE OVER THE RAINBOWWWWWWWWWW, WAY UP HIGH....THERE IS A LAND I HEARD OFFFF ONCE IN A LULLABY........Good nite God Bless and keep smilling
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of Tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.”
“Yes, I remember him as a baby,” says the other mother cheerfully.
“He’s a martyr now though,” the mother confides.
“Oh, so sad dear,” says the other.
“And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.”
Oh, I remember him,” says the other happily, “he had such curly hair when he was born.”
“He’s a martyr too,” says the mother quietly.
“Oh, gracious me “, says the other.
“And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,” she whispers.
“Yes,” says the friend enthusiastically, “I remember when he first started school.”
“He’s a martyr also,” says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says……
“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
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