Sunday, May 1, 2011
MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY iT IS THE 1St Of May In The year Of Our Lord 2011
Good Marnin Lads and Lassies It's the First of May and the Sun is shinning the flowers are Blooming and Simple is still missing and Superman is renouncing his American Citizenship throws up my Hands shakes my head it should be April 1st could this all be true?Is it May fools day or what. Or just another prank by Simple he changed the times, but it's hard that Superman is checking out on us I mean he's an Icon TRUTH JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY I mean he was a Kansas Farmboy what will the Kents say ?If I find out this is true I'll give Pat a kryptonite bullet to put in his ass.I Mean who wears there underpants on the outside anyway?It is a lil known fact that the word Superbowl actuall came from Supermans Bathroom !! So Until are hero gets back name some of your favorite heros and some funny anecdotes.Where the Hell are ya Simple ????????
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When I was a kid there was:
1.Under Dog
2.Astro Boy
3.Pink Panther
4.Popeye Was he a super hero ? he kicked ass
5.The super friends
As an adult:
1.Bond really not a super hero but
2.Batman
3.spider man
4.Super man
5.The lone Ranger
Hope all is well in Simpleville.
Has anyone checked lost and found?
Where is the simpleton?
Should we fine him?
If I'm paying !$ per month. I want a rebate.
If my cable goes out for a few days They give a rebate. WTF SIMPLE WHERE ARE YOU?
Did you burn your nuts?
Sammy run away and your lost in the woods looking for him?
Did plain hit you in the head with a golf ball now you have amnesia?
Hello where is ....thinking ?????????? Long weekend with a woman? lol I bet that hes looking for Sammy.
Simple, come out come out wherever you are.
I'm finished rambling.
Happy Birthday to me. My gift from Plain and Simple,1 month free of Plain and Simple Please !!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Cuz, be seeing you soon. If I hear anything from the MIA Simple, I'll let the rest of the ville know.
Never was a big fan of the super heroes so I'll let you guys do your lists and then see if I remember them all, which I prolly will as I have been around a few more years than all of you. My heroes have always been the cowboys, which I think we covered in a previous post.
The Pink Panther - a super hero?
Sean Connery, the original and best James Bond could be considered a super hero.
Busy day ahead for me, so I'll be back later!
Thanks for the B-day wishes Oink Oink
Love Ya
Happy Birthday Earman and many many more to ya.
Hello Strebor, NO FAN of the Super Heroes slaps my forehead in amazement not even Mighty Mouse????? Not even Sammy can do the shit he does !!!!! Ouch sob just got hit in the head with an ACorn So it's either one of two assholes Sammy Or Obuma.Where the Hell are ya Simple???????
Love you too! Arf-arf!
OKAY, state-wide alert Simple is alive and well. On his way back to the Ville for a few hours R & R and then he will be returning to the Hood for a Golf (ha-ha) tournament tomorrow. I don't know how the man does it but he should bottle it and sell it. I'm sure he will be commenting soon! Have a great day!
MARINE BOY
AQUA MAN
Air Force boy
Army boy
SIMPLE BOY (Invincible) Strebor is right, he should bottle it up and sell it as a go all week Elixer. Can't wait to hear about those adventures. Hell its Sunday and I am Super Heroed out already. Mine have been taken......the easy wasy out. BBL
Let's see, nah, We gotta go to the right Sammy, we were here already, whaddya mean how do I know. I was a fuckin scout for four years. No you wise ass little prick, not a boy scout.. Give me a hit on that rum, give me a hit Sammy or I swear I'll beat you to death you little nut buster. I am in no mood for your shit..That's better, ok follow me..Shit this is the wrong way, don't say it Sam..Backtrack, back into the pines.. Look Sam, Parrot shit on a golf ball. PLAIN!!! GREENY!!! PLAIN!!!! There it is Sam, look it's right here, Plain hit the ball 30yards. We're BACK!!! Sam and Simple start doing the Irish Jig. Arm in Arm legs kickin, slupin on the rum.. Alright Sammy, I gotta go talk to the citizens.. You get your nuts together and I'll see you tomorrow at Hackers Hollow.....MADE IT!!! and it looks like Plain repaired the ville. So good to see ya PLAIN. I had quite a birthweek. I know it ain't over. Fuckin golfin tomorrow..
So happy to see everybody. Got a tear in my eye, and a little bit of the chills, but that could be because I just missed my mouth and poured some rum in my eye..
Alright!!! gotta catch up..
HAPPY B'DAY EARMAN.. No free month. No nothin, but a HAPPY B'DAY EARMAN, and your lucky you got that..OK on too bigger and better..
Streak ran out one of these days, but not poker hit anothe 2 dimes in poker then listend to my partner to go for the real big one and we got the real big one ok. Won't give up on poker yet.
Wound up travelin around Pa. and I don't know nor care where else. Had a blast and really don't care about golfin tomorrow, because for me it is for a wonderful cause and a party day.. I will do a post on that in the morning before I split..Gotta calm down a little and go back and see what has been happening. I am alive and one crazy man, or alien or whatever I am.. I gotta a phone call Friday about 7PM I was still at Sugarhouse and there were people screamin, where the fuck are ya, were all at your Birthday Party. Fuck You.. I didn't know who it was, and I didn't know I was supposed to be at a party. I am sure I will find out tomorrow...
OK.. One serious moment. We all know our real Heroes are our Men and Women in the Military, and anybody that has served this country honorably..I know Plain and the Good Citizens of The Ville would all agree....
Runs over and hugs Simple so glad your back ive been working on this Blog and fixing the Poster for three days I finally got it fixed. I'd tell you how I did it butIt's all those Puter terms that you don't know!I'll send you and Eze the Bill I worked double time all weekend.I know i gave you some Puter Terms before simple and don't know it the Seniors in here know all the texting terms so I'll help them out and redue them at no cost to you or Eze.
ATD at the Doctors
BFF best friend Farted
BTW bring the wheelchair
CBM covered by Medicare
DWI driving while incontient
FWIW forgot where I Was
FYI found your insulin
GHB got heartburn again
LOL living on lipitor
LWO Lawerence Welks on
ROFL CGU rolling on floor laughing can't get up
TTYL talk to you louder
WAITT who am I talking too
No need to thank me stay seated I'm just doing my job......ohhhh stop now your all making me blush
Well said Simple glad your back God Bless are Service Men and Woman
Let's see Super Heroes, I'll probably use some that have already been out there, but guess what? I havent changed, I was just MIA.. I could care less if somebody already used one of my Super Heroes. How about that fuck that just ran by me..
"The Flash" Slow down asshole the speed limit is 300mph. guy can fucknin run..
"Thor" He got done making love to a Viking Virgin, and he said are you thor? and she said no you are..AHA AHA AAAHAA..
"The Green Lantern" What was this JO about??
"Wolverine" I'll let Jimmy Mc describe him, he thinks he is some kind of wolf or some kinda boot..Man is incorrigible..
"Wonder Women" Yeah baby, always was Wondering what was Under Wonder..
Sammy wants to yell one over from the tree.
"Mighty Mouse: What's that Sam, yeah go ahead sing on baby..
"Here he comes to save the day, Mighty Mouse is on the way.. On the Sea or on the Land, he has the situation well in hand.......YAY!! YAY!!! Alright shut the fuck up Sam, you drunken wretch...
Glad to see you are back in one piece. I knew there would be some interesting shit coming from your birthday bash which you missed. Sammy and Greeny were upset but there are loooking forward to your GOLF Day Monday with The Plain Man. Now you can wack you balls at the same time. Good luck and remember It Never Rains On the Golf Course, but your right it will be a party. Why do you think Plain wacks his balls every day. Now Sammy and Greeny will be wacking thier balls because fo you two. Welcome home to the Ville....
Jim, this is the only time all year I golf...If that is what you can call it..I don't whack my balls. On the 14 holes that I might make it, I will maybe hit the ball, oh.........six seven times, and that is no shit. I stink!!!!!!
Jimmy Mc ,Simple is lying to ya Ive seen him drive alot of those Greens he just wont get out of the Cart!!!!!He thinks someone will steal his 1/2 Gal of Captain Morgans, so he isn't as Simple as he acts cause mmmmmmmm we would.
Windin down another Sunday..Phils on at 8.. Watched Halladay again yesterday. I am firmly convinced that the man is capable of no hitter every time he takes the mound. He has perfected his God given talent, and he seems like a really good young man..Fun watchin him play..
"Sammy The Super Squirrel Of Plain and Simpleville."
Sammy's main claim to fame is he can communicate with humans, and told them that you are fucking right there is a noise if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it. It was my tree right here where they built Plain and Simpleville and I sure as shit heard it. Also, Sammy can fly, he will lead dogs and hunters on a chase and fly from tree to tree, while the dogs bark up the wrong tree.. Sammy also can drink like a squirrel..OOPPS!! I mean like a fish.., but you know what, fish don't drink (this language is fucked up), Sammy can also communicate with other animals, thus his friendship with that annoying Parrot Greeny..So I think Sammy deserves his recoginition as not only the mascot of Plain and Simpleville, but of his Super Powers. Long live that rum drinkin, nut eatin, Parrot beatin little prick SAM THE MAN SQUIRREL.. Be back during the game.. Enjoy...
Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! He's back along with the rat w/the furry tail. Where's the flying rat?
P & S have fun tomorrow. I know you will. Agree with you all about our military, they are our true heroes. God bless them all!
Good night, sweet dreams good friends.
Well we have the pro tour tomorrow At the delux Roxborough Country Club and as you all Know the pros all have sponsors. Well this Crew tomorrow is hackers without Backers.............Turn out the lightsssssssssss...........the partysssssssssssss over.
Sunday definetly winding down. Although tomorrow is nothing like a normal Monkday. Our annual Northwest Veterans Scholarship Golf Tournament is on the agenda tomorrow. Usually winds up in some kinda party somewhere..I never know..
Sure is good to be back, and see the Ville up and running again. We lost power there for awhile. Let me take a look around..Yeah streets are deserted, I can see Sammy and Greeny stretched out together in Sammys house, naturally there is an empty bottle of rum close by. I should go check and see if it is empty..Nah, wait till tomorrow. Well it looks like we are making it through Birthweek ok, couple more days to go and call it a winner..Right now I gotta shut down Plain and Simplevilles Super Sunday. Some good old Super Heroes thrown out there, the fun continues tomorrow. I would imagine I will be MIA again, and Plain might be with me, let's see what the morrow brings. That be it for now.. Stay out of harms way my friends..TAPS..
SUPER HERO....President Barack Hussein Obama.....ordered the murder of Osama Bin Laden
The US Army and President Obama did what the US Marines and President Georgie Boy couldn't do.....Take care of business...just like they did in Iraq when they pulled Saddam Hussein out of a rat hole....This time they did it better, no trial for this bastard they just blew him awaynow they will turn his body over to the Marines who will take his piece of shit body out to sea and dump it off some ship they are sailing on just to make them look like they did something...God Bless our American fighting forces and God Bless our President Barack Obama
Thank God For the U.S. Army They did another Fantistic Job and I'm Glad they Killed him and wish they would take this Piece of shit body and Drag It thru the streets just to let any terrorist Know , no matter how long it takes if you attack America The Army will come get you Unlike that stupid Georgie Boy and those Dumb ass Marines.
As Far as OBUMA being a super Hero he's made two Great decessions Killing the priates and Killing this asshole, he is ruining this Country and Still is a Fucking Moron
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