Mornin, Afternoon, Evenin, whatever...Sammy was having repairs done to his tree. The builders got in a fight with Slat and Blat, Greeny was Ark Arkin!! Plain was ridin around on a trike, giving them the finger and yelling he was a Jedi Knight, I was screamin get the fuck away from our mascot!!! This place is a menagerie.. Anyway, it looks like the repairs are done and we can resume with our madness..I know thousands and thousands of visitors missed the Ville..Oh yeah!!!
Well let me see today is Friday the 13th.. No, not the Serial Killer stupid ass meat flick that made billions on the same theme over and over again. This is actually the date.. Do you citizens believe in the macabre, or jinxes or who do the voo-doo.. Hey some things that happen are def. unexplainable.., but one date in the year in one day in the year is supposed to be bad luck, or something of that nature.. I don't know, to me it just a postponed VODKADAY, have a wedding tomorrow.. My Brother Monks daughter Jen is doing the walk up the St, John's aisle. Can't wait too see Monk, that is one long walk... Sooooooo tell us all what you believe as far as the superstitions go.. Come on tell the truth we all have them...I know my Mom (RIP), always said turn the pillows with the side that you put the pillow in facing out.. I still do that.. Don't remember if I did it in the squad bay...I just slept on top of my rack so instead of having to make it up in the morning, I would just tighten everything.. Of course this was after boot camp.. So come on with whatever time we have left and bring the black magic, superstitions and Vincent Price on into the Ville.. Happy Friday..
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Hey!! Maybe there is something to this Friday the 13th stuff. Thursday the 12th seems to have disappeared.
Remember the Song "That Old Black Magic."
I think somebody performed some kinda spell on the ville yesterday.. We are missing a whole day..lol!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???
I do belive the Italians are the worse at the superstitous stuff.I rember Phylis yelling at me when they brought young David homehe was in the crib and I looked at him from the back so he was upside down and lollllllllllll she yells at me you can't look at him upside down you will make him Crazy! So mmmmmmmm there not all just superstitious sorry Dave my Bad!........and lets see if you come in the back door you have to go out the back door, there's bunches of em
Lets see if you spill salt you have to throw it over your left shoulder.
Wear a St christopher medal when you travel
Black Cats
Can't kill a Ladybug
Knock on Wood
Can't open an umbrella in the house
Itchy Palm means your going to get money
itchy nose someone is going to kiss you
And Simple it is a lil Known Fact that alot of bad things happened on Fridays nods Friday is when Adam & Eve wwere kicked out of the Garden of Eden,Noahs Flood started on a Friday, Jesus was crucified on a friday and these things all happened on the 13th of the Month!!!!! I know this to be true because I checked with one of the most intellegent men in uniform In our Country none other than Cliff Claven and he even Ask Mother Claven to confirm this holds out my hands and nods so it's a fact.
Thanks again for the explanations Plain..I wonder if they were all Friday the 13th's..Old Noah, got blasted on a Friday. WOW!!! I know that knocking on wood thing was about when they buried people alive. To steal a little of Plains magic. I think it was back in the year 1808. When they buried Murray Slaughter..They had wood coffins in those days, and as they were carrying her to her grave they heard a knock on the wood, yes idneedy, old Murray wasn't dead, she just passed out from drinkin to much Vodka on a Friday..
Hey my sign in word is EDog..
That's one of my other monikers
I was going to ask you what happened to yesterday, thanks for
'splaining that you don't know where it went either. Very weird on Friday the 13th. Never looked at Friday the 13th as a bad luck day. My daughter was born on the 13th and actually celebrated her first birthday on a Friday, the
13th. So no bad luck for me on any 13th. Plain, I thought an itchy nose meant you were going to get in a fight but I like your version better.
Itchy ears means someone is talking about you
Do not put shoes on a table
Do not walk under a ladder
Never step over anyone (you know like when Simple & the Thing were sleeping on the floor)
Itchy left hand means money is coming
Itchy right hand - money is going
Here's a good Italian one - when returning from a funeral never go straight home, stop somewhere and leave the spirit of the dead there, don't take it home with you. This was a big one with my Italian grandmother and aunt - we had a lot of spirits left at our house on Fleming St. Maybe that's what wrong with Simple!
Here is a Catholic one - if you are going to be doing something outdoors and you don't want rain, put the Blessed Mother statue in the window the night before. I know you all remember this one.
Hope you all enjoy the wedding tomorrow - weddings are good times so celebrate the good times.
Never mind "where is the general", where have all the ladies gone - come back Sara, Sweetheart, Catey, etc.
Yes where have all the other ladies gone? I hope they get back before the end of the world on May 21st wow speaking of bad luck just think all those people who have seasons tickets for the Phillies sucks for them.
1 Never put your hat on the table
2 Dont tug on supermans cape
3 dont piss into the wind
Damn my ear is itchy, so is my nose,and my left plam now my right palm,takes my shoes off and puts them on the table cause both my arches are itchy what the hells all this mean??????? SOB my sister in law brought that friggin cat over here I have Fleas!!!!!!!
Plain you are, Plain nuts.. My cousin just sent me an email with Obama with
a parrot on his shoulder. You know where did you get that one.. the parrot says Africa they are all over the place.. Well we saw that before, but what my cousin didn't know, is that is Greeny.. He better get back to the Ville tonite. These Slavs are passed out. I ain't teahcin them nothing today.. I am outta here over to watch the Phils with E Jr. Him and his boys are in shock I just took them to school in around the horn and horse. Actually I go beat in around the horn 17-15 because one of them lucked in a half court shot, and I just missed the fucker.. Got them all in horse they should no better than to mess with The Simple Man.. Ha!! Hey Plain, my man, sign off tonite, and if you want do a post, I will be back by 11, if there is no post I will hit it up.. Have a good nite everybody.. Friday the 13th no 213 is in the movie houses as of today.. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. we did lose a day...crazy//
Yes Simple it is Greeny on obamas shoulder this is an old Parrot trick they have been pulling for years now they get on your shoulder and your head it is a lil known fact that this is where the saying "shit head" comes from and a "Yellow streak down your back " they just shit all over you.
This is where the crows got the idea to make the people walk into the windows in the windex commericals
Parrots and crows like to flock around and have been doing things like this for centuries nods and walks away
Walks back in the Ville and starts putting the lights out starts singing turn outtttttt the lightssssssssss the partyssssssssss over Gid Nite God Bless and Taps..............POOFFFFFF
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