Mornin, Afternoon, Evenin.. I don't know what it is nor do I care.. Sorry I didn't get in on the ticket deal the ohter day, I have some beauties man..Just one, we are all in the Banks mid 70's we are the only car on the road. I'm drivin, we are all drinkin looking for a bar..Then here comes the flashers, so I pull over on this sand dune and the cop tells me to get out of the car.. He sees a Marine shirt and sure enough he was a former Marine, so he says get in his car. I'm getting in the back, he says, know get in the front...Me and him start reminiscing, I fortet about the five loons in the car behind me.. Me and him are exchanging pictures of our kids, and phone numbers for when he comes to Philly. In the meantime Floyd and the boys are plotting my escape.. They are going to attack the police car and jump him and take off with the two cars. As I am getting out of the car here they come. Yo!! what are you guys doing, oh this is Jim, he was in the Corps, he told me quit drinking in the car there is a bar a mile up the road.. Their response was you ridin with him or gone with us....lmao!! No more breaks with drinking and driving. Won't do it...
Congratulations to the entire Moran Family, especially Jen and Rob, what a beautiful Wedding and Bride, and Thank You for always including me in your life... I love you guys....
Plain and Simple is back up and running, approaching a large milestone.. It is unbelievable to me.. If I didn't write this shit I be damned if I would read it.. Well, I might take a peek now and then. Some of this does get pretty funny...
How about some Wedding remembrances. Something you did, something we did, something your family did. You know the Good the Bad or the Ugly...Don't have to mention names if it gets too ugly.
Pat Renshaw has his daughters wedding at Garden State Race Track.. This is awesome, we can bet the races at the wedding.. So Pat gives me 200.00 and I throw in 200.00 and me and him are partners.. Well I lose the 400.00 and it is getting late and Dave Morris comes over he likes this exacta and I'm thinkin yeah that can hit.. So, I say Dave you wanna go partners he says yeah how much.. I rip open the envelope and pull out a 100.00, let's go a hundred each..Well you know we hit and I think like we get back about 1000.00 dollars I'm hootin and hollerin and Pat comes running over, how much did we win?? Oh!! You didn't win anything, I lost our money I was partners with Dave.. You only had two hundred where did you get the other hundred.. Well needless too say I wound up giving the bride 200.00 instead of the original.. lmao!!!! Still didn't make Pat happy..I told him come on I'll buy you a drink.. He yells I'm payin for the fuckin wedding.....!!!!LOL!!!
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I remember this wedding, that I was invited too when I was married.. Not on my side.., but you could see this groom was still fucked up from the bachelor party the night before.., You could actually smell the booze, it was a small ceremony, and when he knelt down. On the bottoms of his shoes in bright white letters were the words STILL DRUNK....
I was at a beautiful wedding at the Admiral's club in the Old Navy Yard. The staircase was about 10 foot wide and kind of spiral, a slow spiral to the left going up. A good time was had by all and after the reception the Bride, a very good friend, was saying goodbye to everyone, she had a few libations too many took a header down the staircase, abou twenty feet long. I thought along with everyone else she was dead. She got up like nothing happened, waited for the groom, grabded his arm and got in to the Limo, with great applause, and off they went. Still don't know how she survived. But some pics were great.
In My Brothers Speedys wedding I was walking with my Sister and barry fisher Speedys buddy was driving us . Well he got stopped in traffic and we lost the wedding party on the way to have Pictures taken well he is frantic and driving around like a mad man when he catches up to a wedding party he's like whew thank God I didn't know where they were going I'm dying laughing so Is Sheila I told him I dont know either Barry Cause there all Black!!!!! The man was begging me not to tell
Pat Renshaws Wedding, Jimbo is driving him and his wife, I got Joe and his date and I am behind them. Pat needs a light, so Jimbo jumps out of the car to come back and get matches off of me.., and left the car in drive. Car takes off down Henry Ave, all you could see was Pats Ass hangin over the front seat trying to steer it, and Jimbo frantically running behind it yellin, I got the matches LOL (RIP)Jimbo RIP (Joe) miss you guys...
I remember when I was about 6 or 7years old being at a wedding where a fight erupted, and I remember my dad carrying me out in one arm as he clocked some guy with his other arm. I remember being frightened more about the blood on his shirt than him clocking the guy. My wedding also ended in a fight thanks to one of my Turella cousins fighting over a girl. I won't say who it was except it was not Big John.
When my nephew Got Married ( Jammey) Myself, John Turella, and Greg Javie were standing outside the Jefferson House smoking we were early. When this smart ass pulls up rolls down the window and says Damn you guy's get thrown out already? None Other than my pal Simple.We laughed when he went inside we removed his tires.
My wedding, everybody has rooms at the Rickshaw Inn. Owen Fay has his guitar goin, they are partying on. I say to the blushing one. Hey lets go have a few and sing along. She says its my wedding nite!!! I said well go have a good time.. I'm gone drinkin and singin. No wonder I wander alone!!
The band is quite, the bar is closed and the Bride and Groom have left the house..Wedding is over.. Monkday looms, can't wait. Sunday nite and Monday morning the times when reality really bites. Blat and Splat, Sammy and Greeny are all drinkin buddies.. Got back to the ville and they were yellin something about they want women.. It went something like this..
SAMMY: Don't you women squirrels know who I am, I am Sammy Mascot Of Plain and Simpleville, you all should be chasing after my nuts..
GREENY: ARK!! ARK!!! Polly wanna a Greeny...
BLAT AND SLAT: Vere art olf da vimin, ve neet vimin.
This is how I have to live..Where is Plain, who knows!! He should be here, but no way..Go bang the balls again tomorrow Plain..Me and this menagerie are under contro...Hey guys we are approaching another milestone.. Plain and Simple is now three months old and we are at about 5000 hits. I think about 4000 of them just came in, looked around and said, lets get outta here..That's what I am doing..Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. TAPS
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