Mornin, I had a dream, I was having lunch with Idi Amin and he gave me the finger... ha ha,a Ok, enough, never!!!!! Lot of good characters out there yesterday, but that was yesterday and like most of them, yesterday is gone..Kudo's too Jimmy Mc with his restaurant and choice of foods venue.. Hey Plain, you know we never agree, only kiddin, but in reality I know most of those big headed sports figures are really a bunch of assholes. Especially the ones you named and that team in particular..How about that assholes or JO's or somebody you met, somebody you know that fits this description. Could be somebody, anybody in history or the present.. As usual can't wait for this one, and no Plain, I know there are no rules, but you cannot put down the whole human race from Adam to Simple...I have a question: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???? J Massa welcome aboard with your comment.. We need some young blood around here..Plain would never figure out who you are. He thinks I'm Monk.. Alright Ladies and Gentlemen start your search engines and let's fry us some assholes today.. This should really be easy..I AM STARTING AND I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE OR I WILL MONOPOLIZE TODAY'S QUEST..
The Cowards are the biggest bunch of assholes in the World!!!!!!!!!!!!! There everybody I got that out of the way...
Royalty, with all their pomp and circumstance, you kiddin me, that shit went out with the black plague.. Get off your throne Frump lady and get on the real throne and take a shit!!!!!
I am going to love this!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Plain, what do you and the other stooges do today?? Do you sit around in a circle and check out each others balls, to make sure they are ok..I was just wondering what outside ball whackers do, when it is raining..I guess you could all sit around cleaning your balls.. GUFAWWWWW HAW HAW!! Oh my, knee slappin bent over.. OW!!! OW!!! fuckin coffee!!!! I know Mom (RIP) it is God punishing me..Be back have to clean up... Need some cold clear water......
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We go to the driving range, but not for me today getting some cancer cut off my chest, and yes there is another person I'd like to have dinner with.But i'm not telling.
Hard to tell about the biggest Jo there's 6 Billion people jocking for that spot, me included.How about Juan Sammuel he won a T.V. down in the Venezuela league being MVP when they were packing up to leave his roommate said aren't you taking your T.V. ? Juan said no I don't want that shit it only has Spanish stations on it!
Plain wants to have dinner with Tiger...Please don't hit me with that nine iron...Woods....LOL
Eagles training camp is right up the road at Lehigh. My youngest daughter went up to get me an autographed hat with as many players as she could as a gift. She was doing great when Vaughn JO Hebron comes down the line and right before her was this 5 yr old kid with his dad dressed and face made up ready to go. He was doing ok until Vaughn JO walks up and the dad lifts the kid and puts him at the JO's level and he jut looks and keeps walking. Broke the kids heart. Needless to say when he got to my daughter she gave him a great big Plain and Simple Town greeting. Laid in to him like a sailor. Again just a glance and kept on walking while she increased her tone. Watch him on the post game and he is still a JO along with the Ex-Mayor, another JO. Ray Diddy and Barkan are the only ones worth watching. That's my morning JO I'll have one for the afternoon. Good luck Plain with the removal today.
Hey Plain, you didn't tell me about any cancer removal..What is that about???
One Tim McCarver.. JO, Asshole, Punk, Puke, you name it he is way up there. He can say shit behind peoples back that he doesn't know one thing about. Yeah, you got it me.., and I swear to this day, if I ever see him he eats whatever I can hit him with.. Fuckin Punk..I was hoping Dion Sanders (another one), but not as bad as Timmy, was gonna wreck him on TV that day he went after him..This can go on forever.. Hey Plain let me know what is going on will ya??
How about Mike Prick err I mean Vick he is speaking at a graduation ceremony. What can he tell them don't dog it, don't bite off more than you can chew?
Or this Harold Camping telling everyone it's the end of the world on the 21st........hmmmm there's alot of people going to be told go to Hell if it's true.
And Simple it's no big deal got a Bazil on my forehead and a Melanoma on my chest removed, I only had it done in case the end of the world isn't Saturday.
How about the red Cross because they think The prizioners at Gitmo should be able to get visits and Phone calls.........they will never get another dime from me.
How about Eric Holder Obama's Attorney General he still wants to go after the CIA Agents.
Or the Number one Jerk off of all Obama!!!!! Now he's saying Drill baby drill lollll another frigging lie he will have the EPA hold all the drilling up, he's just in full lying mode for the election. And the sheep can't see thru it.
JO's too many to mention but I have to agree with Plain about Michael Sick Dick Prick. I have been an Eagles fan ever since I was old enough to know who they were. However, the last two years I have not watched any of their games and did not want to see them win anything. Until the sick dick prick is gone from their team I will not be wearing their colors or cheering for them. The bottom line here folks is if he hadn't been caught he would still be doing it. His excuse was it was just the culture he grew up in; so are all his relatives that he grew up with still at it? Makes me vomit!!!! What graduation ceremony is he speaking at? They are all trying so hard to prove that he is, all of a sudden, a good guy. Wake up sheople and other eagle fans!!!!
Yo Plain glad to hear that everything is ok with you. Jolted me when I heard about your cancer. Take care of yourself cause we all loves ya!
List of JO's
ALL politicians
ALL pretend priests
Mostly ALL entertainers
Mostly ALL athletes
Mostly ALL towel-heads
Someone once said to me "if you are in a room with ten people at least eight of them are assholes". He may have been right.
I always looked at JO's and Assholes like this. Now, mind you, this is coming from a man, who when younger had a bad act of my own.., but what I am talking about here are, non carers. People that for no known reason would screw over you. Criminals of all intent, especially this societies Child Molesters, they seem to thrive here. I could go on for ten years.. Let me put it my way.. 80% of this society or this world are JO's and Assholes or worse. 10% are OK, they don't want to bother you and they don't want to be bothered. Don't think they are ever going to do anything to help or change a bad condition. They just exist.. The other 10% are great and when you find greatness you know it.. Hold on to it, for it is few that have it....I am one of the fortunate human beings who has been surrounded by great people my whole life..
Plain if not Tiger Woods it is Oprah? Keep and eye on that Melanoma.....Above the waist in men is tricky.
Plain back to having dinner, that was yesterday.. It is JLO!!!!
It was no Biggie Jim and thank God it was above the waist. Hell I wouldn't let her cut anything off below the waist I got enough problems being Irish.
Raises my right hand to God Tiger oprah obama I'd pass on all of them I'm not impressed by a bunch of prima Donnas.Liars , fakes,and socialist pukes.I'd much rather be with my friends we know all of each others Faults everything there is good and bad about ourselfs, but there is an unconditional love for each other. And we all know everyone of us would take a Bullit for each other.So their the ones i'd rather spend my time with not trying to build up ego's with Fakes. And Hey Simple I think Anon. was correct about a couple of the JO'S smirks
I'd take J Lo to CJ&Eck's for a cheeseburger.
Alright Plain, I was his only JO. Yeah, he could have been right about that if he would have said who he was..Then we would have seen.
smirks!!
Glad you are ok dude. Doing up the Preakness this week..
Angelo Cataldi, is one of the biggest JO's I have ever seen.. I refuse to listen to his garbage in the morning. He actually makes about a million a year, and brags about how he figures out tips to give to people that are serving his ugly New England Ass(hole).. I really can't stand him, and how did he ever get a show in Philly. What a smack in the face for anyone that was born and bred there. i can't understand why anybody listens to him.. He is not funny, and he is a fucking bafoon..
Yep your right Plain. Stick with your friends. If you have one true friend it is said you are lucky. The bunch of you are way ahead of the game. You can see and listen to the stories that you all have something very special. Every one has faults and to know them and appreciate them is true friendship that will never be lost. All your Guardian Angels are friends by now also........ But you still have one person that you would go out to eat with that must impress you other than your friends. Curious........Your Dad was good choice but some day let it out. Anyway glad the thing was removed and keep on keeping on. Golf maybe Friday ro Saturday.
I agree Simple Catalti brags about stiffing waiteress and complains no matter where he goes so he can beat the check he's tighter than a hippos ass in water. Ship his ass back to Bastan.
Hey Jim JO'S and Assholes can direct anything they want at me.. They can call me whatever they like..Just put their name on the slander page, like we do.. That's it Plain and Simple..
You know what Plain. No.1 if you ain't got the money you know we would all be there in an instant. Hell I have seen some of us run out of money on our trip, at the track, at the casino.. Well actually it was always me, but my point is, if you ain't got it we will help you as best we can.. This prick Cataldi got the money he had when he came from Boston..,and then brags about how fuckin cheap he is.. Man, that is bogus...He should be beaten out of the city and give me his cash, I'll show that Asshole, how to spend it.. In the immortal words of Paulie in "The Pope Of Greenwich Village." "Knowin how to spend it Pop, that's class."
All JO's and Assholes out of the Ville!! Blat, Slat, get back here..PHEW! I would say these guys are drivin me nuts, but they would jump in the car and take off, with Sammy's food..
My Dad talking about me and my friends in High School and I remember him saying, you got something special there kid. Right you were Big E. (RIP). I sure hope you are OK Plain. Windin down a kinda wierd day here at the Ville.. I think Mchugh might have shot himself in the ass. Can't find the General anywhere. He must be leadin a charge on Madeira Beach..
Gonna head back and watch the Phils..I gotta hurry up somebody might get a hit...
Looks like tomorrow gonna bring some more rain Plain. This keeps up you and the whackers aren't going to have anything to do with your balls. I am sure you will think of somethin..Well with all the JO'S and Assholes leaving I guess I better get going too. LOL!!.. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends...TAPS...
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