Monday, May 23, 2011
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Sammy, Sammy, stick your head outside the cave, anything living.. "I ain't stickin my head out there, send on of the Slavs.. Hey Blat, why don't you go outside and see if there is anything to eat..FOOOK YOU!! Alright, I'll go, if I ain't back in an hour the World Ended, and it is every creature for himself.. Took off Friday with the local residents, and one Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, lost him somewhere along the way.. Wind up on Greeny's Island in a cave, waiting out Armeggedon. That's where I am right now, walkin, well crawlin out of our cave too see if the sun is shining or we are the only creatures left on earth.. HA!! knew it, we are all alive and the World did not end!!!!!!!!!!! I Simple Am A Prophet!!!!!!!! Let's get it on gang back to the Ville..
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Where the hell were you Simple thought you were with Jimmy Hoffa and Louie Bova.We were looking in Sewers all thru the Pine Barrons well Sammy and Greeny was I told them to call me if they found ya.Ive been busy with baseball as of late we play today again at 4 maybe shrugs, rained so friggin much my grass is like a foot high and I just cut it last week. But at least the world didn't end thats always a plus. Glad your back simple now Make sure the POST are done on time or I'm Quitting, nods and walks away.
Well, found out the World didn't end the Ville is still here.. It is dark and rainy skies, just like when I left..also found out nobody I knew hit the super or the tri in the Preakness, got a hell of a hangover.. Somebody said we had a great time.. I really wasn't on an Island just a dream.. I should be on an Island all alone.., or a padded room..I was going to go to the Veterans and have a check up and take a mental evaluation, but Floyd told me they would institutionalize me.. Plain you gotta go on a mission to find the General... Well I am glad I am back and everybody held down the fort or the ville.. End of the World, where do these fucks hatch.. SO WHAT!!! It ends ain't shit your gonna do about it, the only thing your gonna do is die like the rest of us.., and guess what people your gonna fuckin die anyway so live while your here and quit fuckin bitchin and moaning and groaning about every little idiosincrosy that doesn't happen to go your way.. Remember in the words of this Simpleton.. "Everybody Dies, But not Everybody Lives." Live People.. When it ends it ends. The End of that shit...
Hey Plain no rules, but you ain't quitting shit...Your stuck with me for the rest of the non-ending world.
Cleanin, up the Ville. Told Greeny and Sammy to stay away from the Slavs as they don't like them. I see a civil war brewin in the Ville. Slavs don't have a chance.. I'll lead them and a soon as I tell them I am ready to bark out some commands, they will start acting like dogs and Sammy and Greeny can kick them out of the Ville. As of right now, things are kinda quite, I think everybody is glad we are still all soaring through space at warp speed, and it is still raining..When it finally does stop raining. I Ernodomus The Simpleton Prophet have my newest prediction. It will be the biggest infestation of fucking mosquitos and flies we have seen since the last monsoons made their way through this hemisphere.. Soooooo, when the sun finally comes out get out the bug spray baby, they will be a bitin, and out here in the Pine Barrens we have the one and only Jersey Green Head Flies, you wanna talk about a miserable fuckin bug.. I hate them all, but this bastard is unusually annoying and ya gotta kill it or them, just swatting at it only enrages the fucker.. Trust the Prophet they are a comin... Yo is anybody still alive in the Ville???
Or are you all still hiding??
Well Plain, hope you get your game in.. Old weather doesn't look to good out here in The Pines..There was just another free day here at Plain and Simple, we'll try some kind of theme tomorrow, I am sure..As for now, still cleanin up the ville, Parrot shit, nut droppings, pieces of the Slavs casts (they started ripping them off, when I told them the world might end), they said something about a Slavic belief that you must die bare legged, whatever that means. Their language is fucked up..
Welcome back Simple; sounds like it was a good time. It's a shame you don't remember it. What did you do with Phil? As to the end of the world not happening tell it to the citizens of Joplin, MO and Japan and Haiti, etc. etc. etc. Maybe it's not going to happen in one big bang but it may be coming in one small happening here and there. Any of you interested in building an Ark? We won't take any mosquitos or green-head flies. Where is the General and where is Pat McH and where is Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill? Plain you may be right; are they hanging with Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater? Simple, send out Sammy and Greeny on a search and rescue mission. Maybe they will also be able to find your memory. LOL, but love ya lots.
Man, we are missing more people than live here.. McHugh, who the hell is McHugh?? Oh, Elmer McHugh, probably shot himself in the ass...Ain't heard from him in a while..Hey McHugh if your out there give us a shoot, I mean shout..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???????? I know he better show up Saturday for his Birthday Bash at Ecks.. Who else is missing, oh yeah, Me, I'm back I'm fine I remember everything.. The Preakness The Day The World Stood Still, Some guy named Phil The Thrill, Sugarhouse, Ecks, OTB, Traffic Jams, West Philly, South Philly, North Philly, Center City, You name we were in it.. Long weekend, good weekend. Now the unofficial, official start of Summer. WOW!!! Anybody thinks that time doesn't fly is a Slav..
I have been bitching about the rain, can't mow, plant, muclch all that good shit.but............look at Joplin and I'm not cmplaining anymore. I'm glad we have the mountains around us to break that shit up. Again we are lucky we live here. Love the four seasons, no palmettos but the green flies and sceeters will be a bitch and ticks, don't forget them and those every loveing fucking Stink Bugs.
Soon we will be sweatng and bitching about the heat. We just love to bitch.......A bitching Marine/Sailor is a happy Marine/Sailor.
Well, looks like Jimmy Mc made it through the End of the World..I am a Prophet!!!!!!!! We still have to much grief to take for this to end so soon.
You all saw the movie The Return of Frank N. Stein... The Return of the Werewolf, The Return of the Mummy, The Return of Rockie 1 thru 119.. Well tonite we have The Return of Utley!! Do I think it is gonna help?? I'm going out on a limb here, but I am saying an emphatic YES!! You know why?? Easy Ed Drum Roll........................How the fuck can it hurt!!!!!!! He sure makes them a better team than the one they are throwing out there right now, of course they still are in first place.. Crazy game that baseball.., but now Sport no where, no way, no how is as crazy as fuckin horse racing.. Man there is some crazy shit that goes on in a horse race...No.1 The Horses Themselves are all nuts. No. 2 you got those geezed out midgets riding them, they are all nuts, and if you want more proof go down and look at the clientel at the South Philly OTB for the Belmont..Nuts man..
Struts into the Ville strut strut strut Simple you tell Blat and Splat they start any shit they get hit with a Bat!!!!!
And yes we got the Game in and we won 2 to 0.We get LaSalle again tomorrow, we got are work cut out for us but there next.
And yes Jimmy Mc I haven't been able to cut the grass for like 8 Days all those kids on the Milk Cartons might be in my back yard ya could never tell!!!!!!
God Bless and Help all those people in the mid West.
And yes Simple the Slavacs think you have to be bare legged when you kick the Bucket.It's a lil known fact that they watch alot of B movies and they love Cowboys so when they heard "Die with your Boots" on :there language is so fucked up they thought is was Foots on so they are all laid out in there bare Legs.This goes back as far as Hoop Gibson Movies nods and walks away.
You are right on the money Simple about those Jockeys all of them come up a lil short.
My man Plain is strutting his stuff. If we had tail feathers his would be ruffled..Wins a ball game, dances with JLO, puts up with me, the man is amazing...Yes Plain those Slavs and their language are fucked up.. Right now Blat and Splat and the critters are all fucked up. They said they were celebrating bare legs day. I'll go with your definition Plain..Another dismal night in the ville. The critters and I do mean critters Slavs and all, Greenys ass is stickin out of the hole. Now, that is a real ass hole..Sammy is stretched next to it, and Blat and Slat are in a tent with four bare legs stickin out..Something is definetly wrong with me.., and them. They look almost peaceful, is that possible?? Let me give it a try, I am joining them. YO Guys!! I'm crashin with ya tonite.. No fighting, or I'll take a flame thrower to your asses. Greeny just popped out of the hole..ARK ARK welcome aboard, welcome aboard. No Arkin Greeny rack time.. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends..TAPS....ARK ARK!!! Stay out of.. Shut the fuck up Greeny......
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