Mornin, Tough nite, tried to sleeing out in the Pines with the critters, why I do not know.. They wake up at all hours and start chirpin and runnin up and down trees, nothin wakes those bare legged Slavs up..How come we can't wake somebody down?? Why is it we always have to wake them up? This language is fucked up..Hey I just woke up.. Not me, I just woke down.. Don't wake up the baby!! How about if I wake him down. Go wake up Jim!! No, I am going to go wake down Jim...I am going to start talking like that, it ain't crazy enough around here, could you imagine that!!WAKE DOWN PLAIN!!!!! I wonder how he and the other goofs are liking golfing everyday.. I think I would rather play stick pins in my eyes.. Let' see as May is definetly winding down into June, what can we do? What can we do? I know one thing May is supposed to be one of those real nice Springtime Months, yeah well look around here, and more so, look around the country, Miss May was not very nice, in fact it has been a disaster. Speaking of disasters, name some that come to mind..No rules but try and stay the course with as many natural disasters as possible.. What the hell, man made disasters would be too easy..WAKE DOWN PLAIN!!! I Simple Lord Of The Simpletons will now get a coffee.. I have quit drinking coffee while I am in the Ville.. My nuts thank me..
1. How about when that Krakotoa exploded. that was pretty fucked up..
2. Katrina, and the aftermath in New Orleans.
3. How about Andrew, when he whacked Florida, and did away with Homestead Air Force Base..
4. How about when Plain and Simple flooded the Internet.. Wow that is a day of infamy..
Coffee Time
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Hey how about that great flood, when Noah had to build the ARK ARK!!.. Greeny and Sammy's ancestors were lucky to get on board, or these two loons wouldn't be here today..
Sodom and Gommareh
Mt. St. Helens.. Man these disasters are a constant in our universe..
Some believe that the extinction of the Dinosaurs was caused by a huge meteor striking earth and causing dust and debris that blocked out the sun for decades.. Plants didn't grow, and the shrub eaters got so skinny that when Ty came around to eat their ugly asses there was nothin but skin and bone, thus the food chain started to disappear, and thus so did the Dinosaurs. I could see it now. Old Rex comes back to the nest and Mrs. Rex says, hey what did you bring back for the twins to eat.. Ty, he spits our a prehistoric chicken about the size of an elephant.. She says that's it. With this Ty bites down on her neck, picks her up slashes his giant noggin from side to side until he decapitates, her and flings her body into the dust covered jungle. Picks up one of his gigantic talons and smashes the twins..picks up the chicken and swallows it whole.. Little known fact.. Nobody fucks with Tyranasaurus Rex!!!!!!!!
Good Morning P & S ville. Simple, I don't know why the word up is used in don't wake up the baby, etc. We could just say don't wake the baby; or just hurry; or just stand; eliminating the up. I will wait for Plain's explanation of why we use up with certain words. I'm sure his explanation will definitely enlighten us. Telling Plain to wake, however, does not sound right, wake-up Plain sounds correct. You are right about this language being f'ed UP. Lots of disasters but for now:
Vesuvius erupting and destroying Pompeii in 79BC, I think that is the correct year.
Vesuvius erupting in 1944 and causing a lot of problems in Naples.
Hurricane Hazel in 1954, the first hurricane I remember reaching Phila. There have been a few more since then.
May 22, 2011 - tornado in Joplin,MO
April, 2011 - the tornadoes in TX, MS, AL, TN, OK, etc.
And last but not least, the Great Flood and Noah's Ark. Have a good one!
Our messages must have crossed as I did not see your message before I used the Great Flood. So don't get your gander UP that I stole it from you.
You Stole the Great Flood Strebor, don't try and get out of it.. I mean come on it is the biggest disaster of all time.., sooooo I guess everybody can use it.. What do I know.. I don't what is up or down!!!! WAKE DOWN PLAIN!!!!!!!!!
You go up the hill and then you go down the hill.. Down seems worse than up..You having an up day, or you having a down day.. He is really up.. She is really down.. I'm going up and nothing can stop me.. I'm am going down, I am on a real downer.. Heaven is UP, Hell is DOWN... What did down do to deserve this ungodly calling, as to being a bad thing..AND Down goes the champ!!! He is down for the count. He ain't gettin up.. If he was up he would still be fighting.. This language is fucked down...
Speaking of up!!!!!! I was up this morning at 5 a.m. then I woke up around 6 smirks I find it hard getting up every morning smirks again.
Hmmmmm lets see here why do people say wake up instead of saying wake down ? very Good Question Simple. But this is a lil known fact that it actually comes from the Bible nods yep from 1 Thessalognians 5;5-6 "For you are all Children of the Light, children of the Day, We are not of the night, or of the Dark. So let us not sleep as others do, But let us Keep awake and be sober !
But it's another thing when we say we are going to a wake and the person is Dead they aren't awake. and when a boat passes by we are left in the wake.....and when life passes by we are whats left in the wake and at the wake. I hope this answers your Questions it's why I am here.
Plain, I knew you wouldn't disappoint us.
Thanks, for explaining that Plain! PHEW!! I don't know why I just don't get down and move..
Blat and Slat Sit Down!! Go Boys!! Now today I am going to teach you that what goes UP must come DOWN..Now stand UP, very good, quit giggling that is the first thing you did right.. What are you doing, nobody said start writing.. YOUF SAT RITE!! I LASTEN ANT START RITINT!!! YOUF GOAT PROFLAM WID DOT.. No I don't have a problem, with anything you do, because the first chance I get you and your bare legged Slovenian friend are fucking meat!!!
Oops, I should have said I knew you wouldn't let us DOWN!
My word is dwakese - slavic for did you wake UP easy.
You should have said you knew Plain would not let us UP!!
I've been a puppet a pirate a poet a pauper a pawn and a king .
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing, each time I find myself laying flat on my face, I just pick myself up and get back in the race, that's life there ain't no denyin it, I thoughta quittin baby but my heart ain't buyin it..and if I could sing just one simple tune I'll be back on top back on top in June... Thaaattt's Lifeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only here at Plain and Simpleville, no need to applaud, that's just me and Frank, come on, come on, calm down, ok, ok, exit stage left.. That'ssssssss Lifeeee!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of up I thought of a great one . The Great flood when Noah built the Ark it is a lil known fact that there were two of each animal's on the ark one Male and one Female nods yep there was this ark was like 75 football fields wide I mean this sucka was Big !!!!! just think about it Elephants , Giraffes this why it is not a known fact that there were stow aways on this ark, Yep nods there so was. A guy by the name Of Barnum and another guy named Bailey they hung out with these other clowns named Ringling Brothers all they talked about was what a circus the trip they were on was so when they landed in Hoboken N. J. over there in Hudson County this is when the Barnum & Bailey Circus started
Don't forget te natural disaster that happened on April 27, 1946
Again, We live in a great place. Caleeeeefornia has wild fires, mud slides, earthquakes, drought etc. The Mid-West has its hands full and more to come tonight and tomorrow. Great New England has cold and snow. And here we sit safe and sound. I do remember Hazel......She was scary but we escaped any major damages.
Up the Ridge.....Down to Manayunk, over to Jersey. Down the Shore, up the Mountains, Down the Hatch, Bottoms up.........The language.........The foreigners I worked with , PHD'S and such said that the English Language was very hard to learn. I told them I was still learning it. I should direct them to the Ville I am sure that would clear up some of their questions about English. Professor Plain could Tutor them.
My nephew just got promoted to O-2. He said something about good bye butter bars. A true Marine through and through.
Hey Rodney, you must be referring to the birth of Simple. Rodney is correct on that date in History, "The 27th Day Of April In The Year Of Our Lord 1946. A Simpleton (Me) was born unto this earth, to forever change it, yep, right here at Plain and Simpleville, never new my lifes work would be to cultivate and nurture a bunch of loons in a State made famous by Plain and Simple and other crazy ass citizens.., and please lets not forget my tender loving care of squirrels and parrots, goats, slavs, bugs, actors, painters, generals, indians, cowboys, ups and downs, disasters, criminals, good guys, bad guys, recording artists, race horses, PHEW!! Just passed out!!!!!!!!!
Rodney, you made me LOL! How ya' doin' buddy? Hope all is well. Will I see you on Saturday? Hope so, regards to Mrs. Rodney. Love ya!
Hey Jim tell your nephew congrats from one Lance Corporal Keebler. He is now a First Lieutenant In The United States Marines..(Gold Bars)replaced with (Silver Bars).Little known fact the Marine Corps is the only place where Silver is higher than Gold. No wonder I am fucked up...
Yes Plain about the ARK ARK, it was huge, and the animals all had a good time..Because you know..
A long time ago when the earth was green there was more kinds of animals than you ever seen, they ran around free as the earth was being born but the loveliest of all was the Unicorn. You got your green alligators and long neck geese some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees some cats and rats and elephants but sure as your born your never gonna see a Unicorn.. Now I could do the rest of this wondrous verse, but it is a little long and I will continue it later.. As for now, some of the animals on the ARK ARK!! were asked to kindly shit overboard, as the ARK ARK!! was listing badly to the side the Monmouths were on, they shit blocks of some sorta cement looking material, and Good Old Captain Noah, had to order them to place their asses overboard and let loose or the whole cruise was in jeopardy. This is noted in the Shrachian scrolls founded on a mountain in Southeast Turkey..Go to Google and type in Shracian Scrools, well actually you don't have to do that as you already learned it right here at Plain and Simple...
this is so true Simple I read those Scrolls when i was a Jedi Knight or was it a Dali Lama hmmmmm don't matter I read them and yep it is a lil known fact that this is where the saying There a Bunch of assholes came from! nods yep see Noah wasn't the only one with a ark.There were other ships (Pirates) with ships and it was Black bart who first yelled "Assholes on the port side" and his whole crew ran to the port side, and he yells no over there it's an ark of asses!!!!!!Then the first mate yelled who are those assholes?Well the animals didn't know how to answer so the Pirates loaded up the cannons and fired......yep this is where " we will light your ass up ,you assholes"came from nods and walks away....
Monmouths - isn't that a county in New Jermany - did you mean Mammoths?
Yeah Strebor Mammoths. Monmouth is a county and a race track in New Jermany named after the first cousins of the Mammoths the Monmouths. They were a little known species at the time of the ARK ARK!! so they were left behind at Monmouth Island, thus only Mammoths shit was seen on this voyage. Hope I expalined that ok.. You can go to the Smithsonian Institute and there is a rare drawing of a Monmouth shitting on Monmouth Island, looks nothing like a Mammoth shitting overboard. PHEW!! the things I gotta explain around here.. I got race tracks on my mind.. Anyhow Plain knew what I meant. He is as sick as me. Well, only in Plain and Simpleville could natural disasters turn into Mammoth's shitting overboard, and pirates shooting them in their rather large asses..I know nothing for sure, but I think it is time too shut this Ville down, before something washes it away..On a serious note, I saw another Tornado hit around Shawnee Oklahoma, those people in the midwest must think this world is ending..Some really out of hand severe weather..I never heard of so many tornado's in one year let alone a day and a month.. I ask all of the good citizens and visitors here at the Ville to please keep those people in your prayers..let's all end the 24th and get into another day here at the Ville, had some fun today.. Had a lot of visitors..Hope they had some laughs. On that note Sammy!! get those ghouls into their tents and hit the rack my squirrel..Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. TAPS....
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