Mornin, Wow, we gotta drop a prayer or whatever you believe for those people in the midwest. The more I watched it the worst it got..HELLO!! Japan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Egypt, Isreal, Saudi Arabia, Haitai, Any African Nation you can think of, HELLO!! when is the relief corps coming, to help us clean up and get our people back in their homes and help distribute all the food and water you are bringing to our aid..HELLO all our NATO allies.. Great Britain, you all done with the billion dollar wedding, when should we expect fresh water..France, when should we expect the food packages.. Germany, Italy, Russia, China, Brazil. ANYBODY!!!!! Fuck No. Nobody, do it yourselves.., but we send billions in aid to your countries for medicine and clinics and fresh water and food and labor and and and. Didn't you hear us, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.. Hey Washington, we at Plain and Simple already new this, when are you assholes gonns wake the fuck up, and quit putting our hard earned dollars in your pockets and sending billions more overseas to help countries that just want to see our demise.. Charity begins at home shit balls... Help our people..,fuck those ungrateful bastards, that not only won't be here, are probably secretly cheering our disasters..
PHEW!! I can't stand those bastards in Washington, billions to Egypt for who for what to support their fanatical muslims or their people that can't find jobs.. We the Sheople should have a vote or where our money is spent.. Just think, if we had those billions of dollars a year we spend to coax those assholes into being friendly to us, we could fix the infrastructure of our own country, do you know how many people that would put to work.. This misery in the midwest just once again brings our political idiocy to the forefront...
Enough, now at Plain and Simpleville, no coffee on the nuts, because I am waiting to get this Post finished..I just went off there for a moment.. I am just sick of it man.. We need help here!!! What part of that don't they get...Fuckin Assholes... Anyway let's get back to fun and sun.. Getting a little bit like summer out here in the Ville you know that humidity that everyone likes to talk about.. Does it seem like lately we go right from winter into summer or does that just come with age?? Anyway let's do HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!! You know name, places things that happened to you, or me. You know like spilling hot coffee on my nuts!!!!!!!!
HELL!!! I'm takin this one because I am driving the bus there..
Pizza Oven, I know that baby is hot, I tried to stick a pizza in one, one time and one time only..
HOT!! JLO,,, WAKE DOWN PLAIN, wait till you see who I took.....Go too it guys, gotta get a coffee and get workin..
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How right you are..When you hear about us sending BILLIONS of money to every other country that needs help, WHAT ABOUT US. I understand that we are the greatest country in the world to live in and other countries do have it rough, but take care of them ONLY AFTER YOU TAKE CARE OF OUR FUCKING DISASTERS. Charity really does begin at home., Those bastards making those decisions are not now nor will they ever be hurting for anything. They don't even care if they get caught with their hand in the till. Unfortunately it is the only system we have and it is getting to the point where you take care of yourself and your friends and fuck everyone else. It's a shame it is coming to that but us boomers have been through it all and now we are seeing what lies ahead and it's scary.
HOT HOT HOT : Took a cruise to 6 islnads. The first day at sea Bloody Marys for breakfast (With a Danish). Then to the pool a little nap then some libations with lunch another nap a little longer, an afternoon happy hour another nap and Sun Posion for the rest of the islands. I was HOT. Had to get a neon tan the rest of the time.
Jimmy Mc, the first time I went for training on some God forsaken Islands in the Carribean was in 1966, with the Eight Marines.. Sometimes we would pull a liberty or a field day on one of these Islands. There was nobody on the Island but us.., but we could blow up the rubber lady, go swimmin, hold boxin smokers, they would bring out beer.. The only wrench in this whole day off thing was drum roll eze ed............If you got sun burnt or sun poisoning to the point where you could not perform your duty.. It was a court martial offense.. Sooooo if you got hot too bad, you better strap it on tomorrow and suffer it out..Had too happen to a few guys, even after many warnings. Some people never listen.. That is why I was a L/Cpl. for almost the entire time..Hard to believe...
I would like to take time here on Plain and Simple today, to wish one Davey Morris a Happy Birthday.. My man has cheated the devil for another year.HOORAH!!
Happy Birthday Big Dave and many, many, many more!
Ditto on what you guys said about us helping other countries and leaving our citizens on their own. Please keep them in your prayers. I just can't imagine. Everytime I hear these horror stories, I chastise myself for complaining about the weather. I'm going to try not to complain anymore. I had a bad case of sun poison way back when and since then I've never sat out in the sun again. It was agony. My nephew calls me Aunt Whitey but I read a line in a book once that said "her ivory white skin shimmered in the moonlight". I like to think of myself as having ivory white skin that shimmers in the moonlight LOL!
Blushes! And, I might add I am proud to be WHITE!
Hot Time in the City
Hot'lanta
Hotter than hell
Sweatin' like a french whore (tsk-tsk)
That sidewalk is so hot you can cook an egg on it (someday I would like to try this)
Hot sandwiches
Hot diggety dog
Hot topic
White heat
Later!
Hot Tamale' JLO
She's hot I'm Hot alay o lay o lay o lay HOT HOT HOT!!!
Hotter than a witches Tit (This is Plain and Simple everyone)
Hey Simple is that coffee you spilled on your nuts HOT?? Yes by Gadfrey it soitenly was Ollie!!!.
I installed railroad ties in a parking lot in the 1970's and it was so hot the asphalt was melting..
Ran out of HOT water. Nothing like a cold shower baby...
That is enough to make your blood boil!!! Now that is hot..
Boiled potatoes and sprinkle of parsley.
For Idi: Boiled fingers and a sprinkle of knuckles..
For Hannibal: Broiled Liver with a fine chianti.......
The Miami HEAT
HOT diggity dog diggity..
HOT DOG
HOT TO TROT>>>>>> Outta here..
"Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire."
We are always in HOT Water with somebody
HOT HOT HOT....LADY GAGA
Hot cars, cold nights, my sweet romantic teenage life.
Hot times in the old Corral Tonight
Hot Toddies
Hot Pants
Hot Shots
Hot Corner 3rd base
HOT Streak Plain's Team
Hot Streak Jacks and Dueces Simple's Game
Hot and Humid
Walks in the Ville with hands out and a Question mark on my Face wtf Simple you took J Lo pffffffff I'm Taking Eva Melendez. Sticks my tounge out and does my Egyptiam Dance naaaaaa naaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaa.
And as Far as the Rest of the world getting shit from us I couldn't of said it better simple.........wait a minuet of course I could have , who am I kidding? I wouldn't give nany of they dog squat Start Taking care of this Country First.Wake up America this Liberal Progressive Bullshit has to go !!!!! Now I'm fucking HOT
Uh-Oh is the season finally of Idol tonite..Plain might be on his way to wherever that show is broadcast.. JLO beware, he will sweep you up and twist you around that floor like a Puerto Rican rag mop.. You have no idea the Tango, Calypso or Ruhmba, even a Samba that man can dance too. He is one of the last of the true hoofers.. Hey Plain, if I don't see you on idol, maybe I'll see you in the Ville, looks like you are MIA.. Are you with Simple... Oh!! never mind..blushes....
Still only Reading your own typing Simple I see. I think Idol is fixed Haliey should of Won she is Hot Too, nods yep she is and J Lo is too old for me anyway you can have her.
Thanks for the JLO loan Plain, but I can't do those rhumbas and sambas like you.. I am a tango man only.., I think you should keep JLO. She seems to like you..You make a wonderful twosome, especially when you are hoofin. PHEW!!! the things I gotta say around here. I ain't readin my own writing you loon, those messages must have crossed. You know like those gooks eyes you were talkin about.lol!!!
Okay Simple Ima show you why gooks have slanted eyes and buck teeth!!!! Firstmake a face like you have Bucked teeth ! very good now squint your eyes keep them both that way now make a fist with your right hand keep them all that way now shake your right fist real fast yep thats why nods and walks away.
Thanks again for that definition, Plain.., and you know I did it..OK!! I know one thing if you were just watchin Idol, those moves JLO just put on TV should be illegal.. I know you want her back and I don't blame ya.. They were moves that would have banned a TV in the old row home, back in the real day..Now that was hot!!!! I must admit, I don't watch like a steady diet of any kinda TV, except Sports, but that Idol is a pretty good show.., gotta admit it..That is strange comin from me.. If it wasn't for Two and Half Men and Sports, some CNN, I ain't much into the TV thing..Of course Sports can take up a little of your time as the Phils are on most nights.., and the NBA playoffs., and then football, which is on almost every nite. Guess I do watch too much TV. Talked myself right into that.. I'll be right back I have to go straighten my teeth and eyes!!!!
Well everybody, time to get cool. It was hot in the Ville today.. Look over at the tree and Sammy and Greeny are doing the tango and the Slavs are slapping their bare knees and laughing hysterically, oh yeah, couple empty bottles of Captain Morgan layin on the ground. YO!! knockin down dudes, oh no!!Blat just dropped Slat.. These guys better learn this language fast or one of them is going to get killed..Sammy and Greeny scampered into the hole, they probably thought they were gettin dropped next..I gotta think of some way to tame these critters, come on I mean who lives with a crazy ass squirrel and parrot and two Slavs and once in a while a drunken goat.. Yeah, Me!! nobody else not Plain, not Strebor, not Jimmy Mc not Mchugh (he shot himself in the ass), not any of the visitors, they just run in here and run the fuck out.. Me I am stuck in this menagerie. Ahh!! I don't mind. I actually get kind of a kick out of it.. NOOO!! Blat quit kicking Slat.. Man this language is fucked up.. Anyway what say we cool things off and call it one hot day.. Remember we gotta start all over again tomorrow.. As for now, Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. TAPS.....
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