Happy Mothers Day to all you Mommies, and Top of the Marnin to ye lads and Lassies. Don't forget to hug and Kiss your Mother today ,if you are lucky enough to still have one! Mothers can raise 9 Children but 9 kids can't take care of their Mother it amazes me.Moms are what keep things together thruout life and the world . Could you imagine what the world would be like without Moms!!!!!!! Scratches my head it be like Friggin San Francisco all over omggggggggggggggg Love you Momssssssssss.Sorry can't be serious over 30 seconds.Anywho do something nice today for Good Old Mommy and if you like poist something that brings back fond memories or something funny in life Like Simples Mom saying to My friend Irish ( Her Husband) look at the two of them passed out on the floor and Irish says who ? Lol She says your Drunk son and that THING laying next to him lmaoooooooooooooooooo . I whispered to simple what she don't like Chipper?
I have no Idea where Simple is or where the hell ive been the last 24 Hours but I'll let ya know when the Calls come in Have a Great Moms Day and God Bless all you Mothers out there
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Heres a story I always tell and it is true as life itself,I was cooking something up one Night and I look in the back yard and see this guy stealing clothes off the line in the back yard.At this point My Brother dave wallks in I laughed and said look he said call the cops and then he opens the door and lets our dog out well his dog Blaze a long Hair German Shepard all black that look like a bear he was huge!!!!!!well he has the guy against the wall and the guy is shitting himself and he can't speak english.Lolll He has his pants and shirt stuffed with clothing and the cops pull up all the neighbors are out by then with the guy screaming his ass off and the dog barking and Growling.The cops frisk this guy and a Pair of womans underware fall out of his pant leg these things are like Omar the tent makers I mean HUGE HUGER THAN HUGEwell the cop holds them up and says whats this to the guy???????? My Mother God Bless her Yells OH THEY ARENT MINE THER LAURAS and points to the woman next door we are all dying laughing and laura Is yelling Shut the Hell up Mal he didnt ask who's they were the cops were laughing there asses off and even knee slapping. Hope ya got a lil chuckle I know it still makes me Laugh. Be Back later Oh Simple Happy Mothers day to you too
Yes..........Happy Mothers Day to all the Mothers out there and a Big Hug to all the Mothers in the VILLE. And today I suppose we she give a Have A Nice Day even to the Muthers (Sammy and Greeny) included, that come into the Ville for a look see. Have a Great Day and thanks for all you did for us growing up........oh wait.....did we grow up yet? Still working on it.........
Hi Plain, hi everyone..Just got back from Communions and Derby Day. Like to take time to say Happy Mothers Day to my Mom (RIP).
The best person I ever knew...
Right on that list with her is Plains Mom.. Happy Mothers Day Muz(RIP). She raised 5 children and lost her husband when the oldest child was like 15..Never uttered one word of complaint or woe is me her whole life. I loved her dearly. Yes that story about me and Plain laying on the floor and my Mom calling me a drunk and him a Thing is a classic in Manayunk, as he went scurrying out the door, and I was gettin my ass kicked up the steps..Gotta love it. I hope all the great Moms have a wonderful day. God Bless The Mothers for without them there wouldn't be others...
Getting back to Derby Day. I didn't call the horses, but I did call that the Super would be huge. 48,000.00. That is the day to hit one.. One of the ladies at the Communion Party starts screamin when they came across the wire.. Me in my infintisnamal brain only think one way, man she got it, holy shit lady, oh, oh, I'm Barbra. Barbra that is going to be huge. You think so absof----oops don't know her.. Yes, Yes huge. Let me see the ticket she had a pile of them. 2 to win on every horse. I was ready to go outside and launch myself off another mountain..I know infintisinamal is a word, well I don't know that for sure and if it is a word I don't believe that is how ya spell it, nor do I really give a poop..
The gang just left. Had a great Mom's Day. Thanks for all your good wishes. I picked Shackleford to win but it was not to be. Funny story about Blaze Plain, and I do remember my Mom calling you "that thing". It's a classic. All I remember about that day is how awful her living room smelled. Do you remember what you inbibed in the night before because the stench was unbearable. It's a wonder she didn't call you "that stinkin' thing". LMAO!! Enjoy the rest of this glorious Sunday, Monkday is just around the corner.
All I know Strebor is all our Mothers should of been Cannonized years and years ago. It is a miracle because it is a Devine intervention that any of us are still alive God Bless the Moms.
As for the Derby my Horses are still running.When they get finished the race I think there going to be dog food.But i'll get it back they just got my money on Hold.
And as for the room stinking we always Blamed it on Chipper. Irish taught me that haaaaaaa. The best part about that story when she called me thing your Dad was up all Night with us when your Mom woke he ran in the Bathroom and acted like he was just waking up and he yelled at us too. God I loved that Man.
I guess you can never say enough about all of our mothers..Just special to us in every way. For you young visitors, treasure them, they are not here forever..Walkin alone through the Ville, really quite nite. Greeny took off for points south to see his mother Polly Wannacracker..He does have some good breeding for a drunken parrot..Sammy was flyin through some trees, yellin that he had a walnut for his mom.. So, yeah it is really a quite nite. Guess I'll go catch the rest of the Phils game, say some prayers and hit the rack.. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. TAPS...
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