Mornin, Time is flyin, time can't really fly. This language is fucked up..Work got me by my scalded balls, look up and it's 10 AM, but here I am, fresh as a daisy. Daiseys aint fresh. This language is fucked up..Watched the Phils, somethin about when they lose, they lose ugly..Watched Kobe The Dick Bryant and the World Champion Los Angeles Lakers get swept by Dallas.. See Ya.. Watched the new porn video of Wills and Kate (only kiddin) McCool and Plain just broke their ankles running to the computer..Lots of hits here at the Ville, and a lot of people at the Communion Party told me they get a lot of laughs visiting this place. I said, what we entertain you, what we are a bunch of clowns, what you find us amusing?? They just laughed and said Yeah!!!Hey that's a good thing, come on in and laugh, who doesn't need that..You know how I always say this language is fucked up, well think of sayings that we all use or hear or read, that in reality make little or no sense. You know like "He got a wild hare up his ass" Is that a rabbit or a hair.. I never figured out how a rabbit would get up your ass, or God forbid a wild hair.. disgusting...How about a "Jack of all Trades" Why Jack??(because he bit earmans lip off) Why couldn't it be an Ernie of all Trades?
"He' a real goof off" What the fuck is a goof, and where the fuck did it come from??lol!! Give it a shot I'll talk to ya later...
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Lets see jack of all trades comes fromsomeone who is competent with many skills but masters none.This term was first used in 1592!!!! It is a lil known fact that Robert Greene used this term describing Billy Shakespeare......Now way back In Elizabethan English The Quasi latin Term Johannes Factotum or (Johnny do it all )was used.
Then there was Johnny on the spot
And wont you come home Bill Baley?
and mmmmm errrrrrrr lets see there was mmmmm Johnny come lately
Great comment Plain. Phew!! People actually stop by to read this shit..What am I talking about we write it and read it.
"Let's go for all the marbles."
Why?? Who wants marbles? I ain't seen a marble in twenty years.. Do they still have marbles." "I know I don't have all my marbles." Now tell me this language ain't fucked up..
How about Kight in shinning Armor, he could be just a douche bag in tin foil............Happy as a clam ?????? Tickle my Fancy wtf is that ??????Time for Practice i'm outta here
Tickle my fancy..Puleeezzzze. I told ya Plain this language is fucked up..
How about the Candle Stick Jumper, Ole Quick and Nimble Jack.
Then there was Jack Off his rocker I suppose.
Then there was Jack Frost. Thank God he is gone for awhile.
Then there was Jack Kennedy, Ask not.
Then there was Jackson, Micheal et all...
Then there was Jack Shit, you don't know.
Your right simple this language is Fucked up,,not us.
Goof could be derived from Golf. The Scots might have said lets play some Goof Plain. The language thing again.
I know one thing Jim, you gotta be whatever a goof is to play goof..
Busy day today. Yard work, I hate it but it's better than shoveling snow. "Gotta go to the John" Where did that come from and why is it the John? I know the word "crapper" came from the guy who invented the flush toilet. Was his first name John? Another one, I'm going for a cup of Joe-if anyone knows why "Joe" please let me know. Monkey see, monkey do - no explanation needed. Simple told us all about the bonomos. Another one I find amusing - "green thumb". Like you said Simple this language is f_ _ _ _ _ d up. I can't wait to see your answers to my queries!!
How about this "I got one for ya" you do. Why not two? Why is it you always only have one. Can't somebody say. "Hey I got three for ya?
How about "Back at Ya" How about if you just kicked somebody in the nuts? How ya like that one Sammy. See, How ya like that one? Why not How you like them three?? Language is fucked up man..
Digging yourself into a hole. Why?
Putting your foot in your mouth. Flip-Flop or Brogan?
Go Fuck a Duck........Bombay Maybe
Holy Shit. Papal droppings
The language.......
WTF...whose?
Uncle Sam. He is everybodys uncle?
Jarhead. Where did that one come from?
Swabbie, I know where that one came from.
Pinie...Simple
Coach.... Plain or how not to fly.
The language.
It's the only one we can make up so we are stuck with it.
On Jimmy Mc quote. "We are stuck with it." How do you get stuck with a language? What is it a pin? A sword? A thorn? A tack? I be tellin you people all along this language is fucked up..
Jimmy me boy: Jar Head comes from the way the Marines wear their hair. You know bald around the sides and little on top.. Sorta does look like a jar. There you learned something from this fucked up language today. Right here on Plain and Simple..
"Take your time" What?? Take my time?? How? Like they take my blood pressure. How do I take my time? I mean, come on that is a good question.. How do I take my time? "Sleep on it." Why after I wake up will I be able to take my time.. language is fucked up..
Lets see, I guess we proved this language is fucked up, may not be done with that yet.. I hear there are two guys of a Slavic heritage that want to rent in the Ville for a little while, and learn the English language. I may start teaching them tomorrow. I will introduce them tomorrow. As for the moment. The two critters are paryting on. Greeny came flyin in on a wing and a prayer (gotta love that one), Sammy had a mouthful of nuts, and was trying to wash them down with some good old Captain Morgan.. Those two are out like a light..(That's a good one or two). Kinda gettin to like those two little drunks, they keep me company. Now I hope these Slavs like them.. If not out of the Ville they go.. For now my friends lets wrap it up and call it whatever you like.. The Ville lives on.. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS
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