Mornin, just saw where Pakistan, in all their almighty glory is going to allow us to question Bin Cowards wives.. May I humbly kneel down and thank them, from the bottom of my heart for their kindness, and while I am questioning his so called wives, really a harem, I would like to ask each and every one of them. How was it living in Pakistan for all that time, undetected by anyone in the neighborhood, anyone in the government or anyone in the military??? You must have been very quite and very introverted as to avoid any kind of detection on the part of the Pakistani's. Wake up USA, they all hate our guts for whatever reason, that doesn't matter.. They all hate us..Interrogate their prime minister also. I am a civilian, who lived through the sixties and hell of a lot more. I have seen my better days, although I am not done yet..In all these years if I learned one thing, it is pretty easy to detect when someone is blatantly lying. I don't know if anyone saw that Pakistani Minister, trying to admosish the USA for hunting down that Coward in Pakistan, but it was on the lines of, if we do it again, there would be consequences with Pakistan.. SO FUCKIN WHAT!!! If we have to fight this fight against the whole middle east, then lets go..Why do it half way. Sic Isreal on them first, then go in and do a mop up operation.. Believe me, we have the 51st State drooling to get in a War with these assholes.. I am sick as sick can be when I see the billions of dollars that we gave to Eygpt and Pakistan. For who?? For what?? Get our States and People in the Southern part of our country that are under water help now!! Help our economy. Help our Health Care, Help our Military, Help our Veterans, Help our people or get the fuck out and let somebody in there that has enough balls to say..I am going to help America and fuck the rest of this world, until they start helping us...You see anybody from Japan, down in Memphis or New Orleans trying to hold back the mighty Mississippi? No you don't, but I guarantee you we have teams in Japan trying to check and solve their raido active waste. I guarantee it.. On too the problems here at the Ville. These two Slovacks, and I mean Slo, are bustin on me about our fucked up language, on that point I have to agree, as soon as I get time I will start teaching them..You all are invited to help. As for now, keep thinking of things that we say that could really fuck up someone trying to learn this language. I said we are nowhere near done...
I told them not to get to drunk last nigth, and as soon as I said not, they started playing with ropes and showing me all different knots and nooses they knew how to make..I just sat there shaking my head..I told them to lay down, and please go to sleep.. They layed down and thanked me for saying please, but told me they were not done drinking yet.. Sammy and that annoying fuckin parrot were hilarious!! BBL. Plain did you fall off that tricycle last nite, I heard a bang outside the Ville, I thought maybe it was you sliding across the highway and getting the:
Red Ass or
Pind Eye or
Black Looks or
Green Thumb (Tobacco) or
Blue Balls or
Grey Hair or
Purple Gums or Well you get it, we are really human chameleons!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny story about the Pakistanis. I spent last week in Baltimore with my dear Aunts. One night we were watching the news and one of my aunts nodded off. My other aunt and I were discussing the rat's ass has-bin-laden and I said to her those Pakistanis are no damn good - my other aunt who had nodded off must have been coming out of her little nap and replied, "I used to take them and they did me some good". Needless to say my aunt and I LOAO. I agree with every word you said Simple about every towel-head country over there. We should stop pussy-footing around them and show them what we are really made of - come back Harry Truman! Take care of Afghanistan first and then ask okay who wants to fool around with us now?
You can use some of my message words in your f_ _ _ _ _d up language question:
nodded off
pussy-footing
has-been
Did you see where our a-hole President's rating is now up to a whooping 60%. Where is everybody? Gas prices in the hood have reached over $4. and rising, our kids are still being killed and wounded in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc., our old people can't afford medication, and Congress just keeps playing with our Social Security - come back FDR!, people are losing their homes, jobs and their dignity, but he is at an all time high of 60% approval rating.
Just because he gave the order to take out has-bin-laden, which our Navy Seals (not him) did are we forgetting all of our other problems? Go ahead Sheople vote for him again in 2012.
Ok Slavitas and Bortitsi (I think that is how you spell their names) Are you ready for your first lesson.. Yech, Yech Plis tich oss, yoouur langguuaj..OK sit down, good. Now did you wash your faces this morning..No don't start washing each others faces, you wash your own faces. Like this look, look, you two fuckin morons..OK!! OK!! stop throwin water in each others faces. Calm down, now your faces are clean. This is how you want to start your day.. Oh you how to do it, that's right get a cup of coffee, relax for a moment..NO!! NO!! you don't throw the coffee on your nuts..!!! I can't take this...
Obama wanted socialism... Obama got socialism with the help of the people.... Obama wanted America on a par with the rest of the world... America lowered itself into poverty and the brink of civil war among the people just like most other 3rd world countries... Obama wanted power "over" the people... 53% of the dumb blind voters gave it to him. He shows us an obvious doctored possible phony Birth Certificate and everyone backs off his claim to legitimacy and now says it is OK -- afraid to be labeled a racist. Names now do more harm than the loss of liberty and the chains of enslavement. Obama finally allows our military to kill Osama and then immediately dumps his body???? No one dare question the Eared Leader... we as a country are now far beyond the fears of Orwell's 1984.
Hate to be a bummer but Wednesday is face the real world reality day...
Strebor... as of now I would have to say that Obama wins his second term... what with the media, the tremendous influx of political money, the power of incumbency and the overwhelming stupidity of the Republican Party to be one issue oriented and coupled with the ever growing population of dependent on free shit lay abouts ... there will never ever be another Republican president for at least another 40 years. Because unlike the Democrooks, they are not focused. The Republicans cannot even agree on something simple like how to cut the budget... while the Dems on all levels are well focused and organized to rape and pillage all they can from this land.
Hate to say it but the Democrats have won the war and are in the process of abolishing all of our freedoms. They have successfully demonized business, made earning money a crime, nationalized companies, ensured they get 90% of all the union members vote and 95% of the Hispanic and black vote, they changed the dynamics of what used to be law by ignoring the Constitutional protections.. and basically we the people allowed them to do it without even trying to fight back. This administration has over empowered agencies with czars to rule "over" the people by fiat, ignoring existing rights and laws, and they have created a totally un-payable amount of debt that will forever enslaved in financial chains the next generations.
Not a bummer Pat, you are expressing you views..They are not very light by any stretch, but you are entitled to them..See I am not very politica. I kinda cop out, but my cop out is the truth.. I hate them all.. I feel if you take a Dems head off and put it on a Repub, he will do the same thing but say different words. The native Americans were right from the get go.. These invaders speak with forked tongues. Wait until I try to explain that to my new Slovakian students.
Been pretty much opinionated all my life. I consider myself a Constitutional Common Sense Conservative... not a D or an R. Just forced to vote R because I am anti-communist, anti-socialist and anti-anti-American and that is all that I see coming from the left.
As for me personally I do not worry for me, I am financially stable enough to weather the upcoming storms of price wars, inflation and cost of living. I do though have serious concerns for my kids and most of all my grandkids, that the country I leave for them is not the land of the free, the home of the brave or the land of opportunities that my working class parents passed on to me. Sad to see 235 years of freedom crumble at the hands of despots in power and those idiots who elected them.
Pat you are right on But I still don't belive obuma will win the next election.As far as him being a U.S. citizen I really don't know. But this I do know either he or his Grandmother and his half Sister is a fucking liar because those two said he was born in Africa until, the media saids they were mis QUOTED but they have it on tape.......go figure.........And Donald Trump is right he got in Harvard thru affirmative action.......
Pat the country we are going to leave our kids and grandkids, is on the path to the third world. If it continues on this path, you, me or Plain and Simpleville will not be able to stop it. In fact next time in town take a ride through North Philly, West Philly, some parts of South Philly and it is already a fourth world country..
I don't even know why these Slovaks want to learn the language. It is a fucked up language anyway..
Oh yeah, and beings I started ranting. Let me continue. All the so called Republicans, Democrats, Left Wing, Right Wing, Liberals, Conservatives. None of them, NONE OF THEM, including us, are going to do one fucking thing to stop it from happening..We find out about these kinds of trials and tribulations when we are too old.. If I saw this bullshit coming thirty years ago, maybe people that wanted real change could have made a difference in our governments policys. If my memory serves me correctly there were a bunch of "Times They Are A Changing" Sheople back in the sixties. Turn on tune in drop out. War what is it good for.. What happened?? Did they grow old along with their ideas, and ideals??
Simple, you are correct the foundation for this decline of the American civilization began in the 60's with LBJ and the Great Society... when we started paying certain groups of people to be non productive.
I agree there is nothing we can do about it... we have no leader for an uprising and we are not anywhere near our forefathers in going for broke to rebuild or more accureately reclaim our nation.
Politicians of any stripe may go in with (some helping hand) feelings but after they take a buck and are "indebted" to the money men they feel entitled to their power and to take what they deem coming to them just like the welfare crowd.
It has been many years since I traversed North or West Philly but even back then it was reminescent of a Calcutta slum. Animals with no pride of ownership... when everything is free everything has no value.
Pat, would you consider running for President? You sure as hell could do a better job than they are doing now. Plain & Simpleville could be your cabinet.
I agree with you about not worrying about myself but I do worry about my kids who have been working since they were 15 and, especially, my grandkids. Maybe somewhere along the line someone or a lot of someones will wake up!
IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO FIX ANYTHING.But If the 69,456,897 votes The Moron Obama got vote for him again they will get everything they deserve, so be it, let them have there Change! smirks
Nobody wakin up Strebor. Pat is def on. I also, believe a lot of these so called politico, get voted into office with high ideals and they really do want to see change for the good. Then the old warhorses kick them in the face and say "whoa, slow down sonny, this is the way it is done around here, our way not yours, not the sheople our way, and you do it our way and you and yours will never have to worry about your next buck or your next job.. You will be set. The sheople, let them drink their beer, give them a holiday and some weekends off, most to them won't be retired too long, we rape them enough in their youth that the stress usually catches up with them in their seventies..They don't know what is going on, and by the time they find out their too old or too tired or too set themselves too really care. Oh yeah make sure you tell the press it is Memorial Day, so they can honor their dead warriors, they will have some parades, lots of picnics and ball games it is good for their phyche, they will forget about us for a couple of more days. By the time they realize they can't pay their credit cards it will be the fourth of July. You know let them have their glorious birthday celebrations, and fun in the sun, while they pay (get this) to go on beaches that God made for them.. Is that fuckin hilarious.. Go have a look at the new tax bill kid, just make sure you vote to take some more cash off the sheople, they would only spend it on themselves or their families anyway.. Me, I gotta take a nap, got a big fund raiser in Iowa tonite. We are taking a private jet and, we have a couple of the best suites in Iowa waiting. See you when I get back.. Cost?? Ha Ha Ha, nah doesn't cost us a dime.. Sheople kid their sheople..
What a great debate today over politics. Very educational as I really never got involved with the system that is corrupt.I JUST GAVE UP GIVING A FUCK. The speculators bid Oil up, make what they want then start selling short and make more. It is right that there is nothing we can actually do. They are so embedded in Washington with their evil ways we are helpless. My feelings are if you want to play the game you gotta know the rules.....play the game to survive and feel sorry for those who can't or won't. The Ville had some interesting stuff today, yep stuff, its the language thing.
Hey Slaviska and Batitusti. I forget their names and no I am not looking back.. Come here sit.. Good boys..Alright stick your tongues back into your mouths. You don't have to use your hands.. I am going to teach you stuff..wait!! Wait!!! wait!! stop putting leaves and twigs in that hole, Sammy is gonna kill ya. Stuff this language is fucked up.. Needed a laugh after a day in Blogington DC..
With apologies to Edward Bernays... I substituted the word political in place of democracy... could have also substituted media for democracy and had the same results... they are partners in the runination of America.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in political driven society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of. This is a logical result of the way in which a political controlled society is organized."
Wish upon a Star
Hit the Hay
Bakers Dozen
Every Now and Then
Under he Weather
Fooooorrrrrreeeee (Plain) Why not 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10
Choke the Chicken LOL
Been there Done That
How much do you want to teach them?
Vodka with Sprite.....They wouldn't have that. NYET Straight up....
I don't know how much I want to teach them. I know one thing I ain't teachin them and that is the political systems of the world. Talk about something being fucked up..They still are stuffing twigs in Sammys hole. The one in his tree. See this language is fucked up..I'm calling them Bat and Slat from now on. Hey guys your lessons will roll on tomorrow.. No!! No!! quit rolling around in the twigs and clean out Sammys hole..Hey get your fingers out of my squirrels ass, what the f!!!!!
Yo people clear out of here. I have to say that low or Bat and Slat will start cuttin down the trees around here..I thought Plain was bad these guys are incorrigible. Sammy is pissed they had their fingers up his ass as he was trying to clean out his hole they were trying to clean out his.. OK, Simple you are living up to your name tonite.. Dark in the Ville right now. Citizens have cleared out. Plain is thinking of JLO, I know he was watching Idol..Now for the true test. Let me look out there. Well Bat and Slat are still rolling around on the ground, but looks like they are slowing it down. Sammy and Greeny are standing on the tree gulping down something that looks like alcohol, smells like alcohol. Must be alcohol. Yo! Hit the rack guys. Wow they listened to me, must really be loaded.. Well we didn't solve the problems of the country and I hate too say this but we won't.. I will keep trying to teach English, should be fun..I am up for any help you citizens can give me.. See ya tomorrow..Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. TAPS....
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