Monday, August 1, 2011
Today is The First Day Of August, In The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marrin to ye Lads & Lassies, holds out my hands and looks around where the fuck did July go? It's already come and gone.Time is moving at mach speed, and it's a short visit on this Planet.So no matter what ya do or when ya do it. Shoot for the Moon even if ya miss you will land among the stars.And we aint never ever going to grow up Ern Jr. we are toys R us Kids. Look at the fun we would have missed if we grew up, holds out my hand , surley you Jest right?And i know better E if you were in New York with us you would have been right there yelling hey Natzi Manager where you get Baptized Sea World, and we woulda been high fiveing. Soooooooooo this leads me to ask about some oy your embarressing moments, I'd tell ya some of mine but ive never been embarressed.. I'll make some up tho and tell ya later. smirks and walks away. Where the hell is Simple?
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional - "Forever Young".
Is he still in NY?
Embarrassing, man that could have been my name. The only problem is most of the time I don't know nor remember it..I do know today was embarrassing as I did a post about pigs on the wrong blog...Hi everybody.. I'm here somewhere in the blogosphere..
Hey Plain, I see in your post, you are asking where did July go..Look at the July 1st post..Where did July 1969 go..
For August I have to say:
"AUGUST GO SHE MUST!!"
Believe it or not I only embarrassed myself once, yep 1959 minute man car wash, working with all the black guys. We got along great. They were always drinking and talking about woman. So, I had to chime in, this was a Saturday in the Summer. I told them I had a date that night with a really pretty girl.. They said, yeah is she a virgin like you.. I was like what is that supposed to mean, I ain't no virgin.. They said well make sure you use a rubber. I told them, don't worry about that. I already have it on.......You wanna see five black guys rollin around in puddles at the minute man car wash, and your the only one that don't know why.
I don't know how simple does it. I am so hungover I can't even type, and that my friends is the truth
I DON'T KNOW HOW Simple does it, Iam so hungover I can't even type,and that is the Truth
My Dear Plain I didn't want to have to do this but I thought oh what the hell - we did embarrassing moments before. Love you my wise Jedi Knight. I know I'll be getting a blog from Simple telling me it doesn't matter as anything goes on P & S. And, once again, I will say I KNOW that!
Plain this is really embarrassing, Strebor said we did this before.. Come on man, get original will ya. Who the fuck invented Monday. YO!! Anon and Truth, I laid it down yesterday like a corpse.., and I still ain't feelin great today. Just gotta suck it up and act like a Simpleton...
UHMMM!! What was I gonna say??? I forgot....
Oh Yeah...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS....................
Wow, I wasn't even born in 1969, and thats the truth.
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