"It Is Now Post Time.
We're off. Strebor have safe and wonderful trip to Naples, Italy we will all see you on the 8th of October.. Ha Ha, she really went too Italy. We got her or him good...VODKADAY, trip too the Yunk tomorrow. Can this Simpleton handle back to back? I'll let someone else handle that. Back to Back is where it is at...Today, I get too ride baby ride with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, always an interesting trip.. He can get me lost in my own shop..We are well over 10,000 hits, and I want too thank, and say I feel sorry for all those people that have too read this shit.. I hope you feel as sorry for those who have to live and write it.. I will be seeing my Main Man Plain this weekend. He now refuses too call me by my real name. He just Simply refers too me as Simple..Somehow that sounds a bit more derogatory than Plain..Just goes too show that Plain is a lot sharper than me, when it came too choosing names, he just blurted out I LIKE PLAIN.. OK my main man you are Plain, and I am Simple. He just smirked and danced away..He is a treasure...Let's see scrap run with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill.. that is always an adventure.., what a character this nut is.. Me and him together should just drive too Ancora, for those of you familiar with Byberry, that is what Ancora is in New Jermany a fucking nut house..Today I would like too talk about your favorite days, and of course anybody or anything, with a day week month year in their title, or anything you feel like saying, because that is what you will do anyway, so good day, gotta go make some hay..I am fuckin unbelievable sometimes I blow my own mind.. Like later today.....LOL!!
Friday, September 30, 2011
Today is Vodka Day, September 30th, 2011 A.D.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
"Today Is The 29th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now :Post Time."
We're Off.. How about the picture post? WOW!! Plain is still Hot. LOL!! Hey everybody..Finn is going too show me how too do the picture posting so we have it all in one..I gotta do something to get him away from posting anything, the man is lost..He has a Mexican accent..I don't know why, he was born and bred in Manayunk..
How about last nite, and that Old Jersey Devil and that pick three 666. Karma baby..
OK,,, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2011 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!!!! BROKE THE FRANCHISE RECORD FOR TOTAL WINS IN THE REGULAR SEASON..
CONGRATULATIONS TO CHARLIE MANUEL, ALL TIME WINNING-EST MANAGER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE PHANS, THAT SET A ALL TIME RECORD FOR ATTENDANCE, AND SELLOUTS IN PHILLIES HISTORY!!!
OK, on too the playoffs. I know there are people in Philly right now, saying, "oh no the Cardinals." What you have to understand is, it doesn't matter who it is, you have to beat that team. If it were the Brewers, some people would be saying, oh no, Prince and Ryan.. It doesn't matter. This is who they have to play and this is who they will beat. ST. Louis isn't my first choice, but I don't have a choice..Soooo, go out and play like The Phillies will play and they will beat St. Louis and anybody else they have too play to win The 2011 World Fucking Championship.. Really looking forward to the playoffs, and my trip to Naples Italy, I hope they have somewhere where we can watch baseball..
I really can't believe 162 games went by, seems like we were just in Spring Training.. Man the Summer and Baseball went fast this year..They say when you get older time goes faster. What the fuck when your 90, I guess most people get out of bed, look in the mirror, give a shit and go back to bed, and say, WOW!! that day went fast..
The Mexican Crew that worked with me early in the week, were actually talking about the American Civil War. If you have any stories or favorite people from that era bring it, share it, and I hope everybody can enjoy the day here at Plain and Simple..
My earliest recollections of The American Civil War, were about 7th grade. My Dad, was reading a book titled Andersonville, and he told me about the conditions of squalor that these soldiers (Northern POW'S) had too live in. When, he got done with the book, I started too read it. I didn't finish it until later in life, but it must have put an imprint on my mind that remains too this day, as the Civil War piqued my interest as a child, it still does today..
I would just like to put my thoughts on the beginnings, if you look at the two sectors of our country North and South, and if you analyze both societies from an 1800's viewpoint, you can see that they really were two separate countries.. Their ideologies, their economies, their cultures, were all at odds.
The Southern States, economy was based on an agricultural hierarchy, and fueled by slavery..The States were fiercely skeptical not only of Washington as their Capitol, but the Northern States in general.. The South did not share the wealth, as the slaves were not paid in wages, but only with room and board. Their main importing and exporting terminals were on the Gulf of Mexico and more so The Mississippi River..They loved this culture, and The Plantation owners looked at themselves as Royalty, and controlled much of the land and money..
The North on the other hand was in the midst of industrialization, factories and big cities had begun to dot the landscape, immigrants were starting too arrive. Cities like New York and Philadelphia, were booming metropolis's. Most in the North resented slavery, and most wanted the centralized government based in Washington D. C. Their major ports were the Delaware River, New York Harbor, and Boston's booming whaling and fishing industries..
I just wanted to set the stage a little bit to show how different these two sectors of one country were, and there is much more.., another time maybe..If these two cultures were on different continents, maybe nothing would have happened, but they weren't. The reality is they were right next door too each other, and as the animosity grew in heated exchanges by the various representatives in Congress, it filtered on down to the general population, so that people in the North and South that knew nothing about the cultural conflicts, were led to hate each other. Hate is a strong word here, but it fits. I honestly believe that once the blood started too flow these two armies had nothing but mutual respect and admiration for the valor and honor that their respective enemies showed in the tumult of battle..
Lastly I would like too say that, most people believe that slavery was the main issue that caused this horrible war, but in essence, there were many more issues than slavery. I am not contesting the fact that slavery was one of the issues, but states rights were far and above the slavery issue.., once Washington wielded its power in the South, the States rose up too say that it was state law first, not federal.., and if Washington would have conceded this power of states rights, there would have been no slavery issue, because the Southern States would have made it legal.. A clash of cultures for sure and a million Americans died...Quite staggering, and that number is probably low.. Let's here it guys.. Because this war had a huge say in forming the country we now live in...
w
We're Off.. How about the picture post? WOW!! Plain is still Hot. LOL!! Hey everybody..Finn is going too show me how too do the picture posting so we have it all in one..I gotta do something to get him away from posting anything, the man is lost..He has a Mexican accent..I don't know why, he was born and bred in Manayunk..
How about last nite, and that Old Jersey Devil and that pick three 666. Karma baby..
OK,,, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2011 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!!!! BROKE THE FRANCHISE RECORD FOR TOTAL WINS IN THE REGULAR SEASON..
CONGRATULATIONS TO CHARLIE MANUEL, ALL TIME WINNING-EST MANAGER IN THE HISTORY OF THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE PHANS, THAT SET A ALL TIME RECORD FOR ATTENDANCE, AND SELLOUTS IN PHILLIES HISTORY!!!
OK, on too the playoffs. I know there are people in Philly right now, saying, "oh no the Cardinals." What you have to understand is, it doesn't matter who it is, you have to beat that team. If it were the Brewers, some people would be saying, oh no, Prince and Ryan.. It doesn't matter. This is who they have to play and this is who they will beat. ST. Louis isn't my first choice, but I don't have a choice..Soooo, go out and play like The Phillies will play and they will beat St. Louis and anybody else they have too play to win The 2011 World Fucking Championship.. Really looking forward to the playoffs, and my trip to Naples Italy, I hope they have somewhere where we can watch baseball..
I really can't believe 162 games went by, seems like we were just in Spring Training.. Man the Summer and Baseball went fast this year..They say when you get older time goes faster. What the fuck when your 90, I guess most people get out of bed, look in the mirror, give a shit and go back to bed, and say, WOW!! that day went fast..
The Mexican Crew that worked with me early in the week, were actually talking about the American Civil War. If you have any stories or favorite people from that era bring it, share it, and I hope everybody can enjoy the day here at Plain and Simple..
My earliest recollections of The American Civil War, were about 7th grade. My Dad, was reading a book titled Andersonville, and he told me about the conditions of squalor that these soldiers (Northern POW'S) had too live in. When, he got done with the book, I started too read it. I didn't finish it until later in life, but it must have put an imprint on my mind that remains too this day, as the Civil War piqued my interest as a child, it still does today..
I would just like to put my thoughts on the beginnings, if you look at the two sectors of our country North and South, and if you analyze both societies from an 1800's viewpoint, you can see that they really were two separate countries.. Their ideologies, their economies, their cultures, were all at odds.
The Southern States, economy was based on an agricultural hierarchy, and fueled by slavery..The States were fiercely skeptical not only of Washington as their Capitol, but the Northern States in general.. The South did not share the wealth, as the slaves were not paid in wages, but only with room and board. Their main importing and exporting terminals were on the Gulf of Mexico and more so The Mississippi River..They loved this culture, and The Plantation owners looked at themselves as Royalty, and controlled much of the land and money..
The North on the other hand was in the midst of industrialization, factories and big cities had begun to dot the landscape, immigrants were starting too arrive. Cities like New York and Philadelphia, were booming metropolis's. Most in the North resented slavery, and most wanted the centralized government based in Washington D. C. Their major ports were the Delaware River, New York Harbor, and Boston's booming whaling and fishing industries..
I just wanted to set the stage a little bit to show how different these two sectors of one country were, and there is much more.., another time maybe..If these two cultures were on different continents, maybe nothing would have happened, but they weren't. The reality is they were right next door too each other, and as the animosity grew in heated exchanges by the various representatives in Congress, it filtered on down to the general population, so that people in the North and South that knew nothing about the cultural conflicts, were led to hate each other. Hate is a strong word here, but it fits. I honestly believe that once the blood started too flow these two armies had nothing but mutual respect and admiration for the valor and honor that their respective enemies showed in the tumult of battle..
Lastly I would like too say that, most people believe that slavery was the main issue that caused this horrible war, but in essence, there were many more issues than slavery. I am not contesting the fact that slavery was one of the issues, but states rights were far and above the slavery issue.., once Washington wielded its power in the South, the States rose up too say that it was state law first, not federal.., and if Washington would have conceded this power of states rights, there would have been no slavery issue, because the Southern States would have made it legal.. A clash of cultures for sure and a million Americans died...Quite staggering, and that number is probably low.. Let's here it guys.. Because this war had a huge say in forming the country we now live in...
w
Today is Giovedi, September 29th, 2011 A.D.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Today is Mercoledi, September, 28th 2011, A.D.
"Today Is The 28th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. You think so. I know a lot of people that think that. Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Refreshing from last night. I agree with Dave, and I am a big Utley and this Phillies team, fan. I said Utley was the smartest ball player that I ever saw, as far as great second baseman, Dave named a plethora of them, whose baseball stats are better than Utley's, but it is just something aura, karma or whatever you want too call it, that brought this team together, and I think Utley is a big part of that..I know Robinson and Sandbergh, and Fox are all hall of famers, and I know my Dad always said quit betting with your heart and start betting with your wallet. Just this Simpleton's opinion, but for this team in this era, (and a little prejudice), I want Chase Utley..Now my main man Plain, once again I do agree that a lot of these athletes are prima donna ass holes, but come on Plain, you gave me Utley, Pence and Polanco as solid good guys and athletes, and I agree, but you said the rest of the team were prima donnas. Do you really lay that label on a catcher like Chooch, or player of forty yearss old like Ibanez? Don't you think Victorino has come a pretty long way from a Rule 5 reject, and what about General Lee, giving up about 20 million or a few cents less or more too join the Phils., and Halladay, he wanted to come here bad.., did you miss these guys? Or do you really think that? I could be wrong but knowing you, I don't think you believe these kinda guys fit the prima donnas rolls we talk about.. Fuckin Dominic Brown reminds me more of a prima donna than any of these guys. He reminds me of a pampered fuck already..I also like Vance Worley. I also think Oswalt has the first dollar he ever earned. What the fuck was he doing running a bulldozer, hire a guy, those machines can shake your lungs loose.
OK movin on until I hear from the boys.. Looked around the Ville this morning, awfully quiet, without my Mexican Crew.. Maybe I will invite them too live here..We have Juan Morrisalles, Jimmenez Morano, Roberto Witez, and his leetle brother Eduardo.. Come on into the Ville you would all be a welcome addition. This is where the book is baby...Today we can continue on with baseball how about some more nicknames, there are some great ones out there, and anybody, or anything, that has anything to do with baseball in their names.. Strike it up, run it out, let's go.. On the road for awhile, so I will do some now..
The Barber
Scooter
Boog
The Big Unit.
Let me get some names in here..
Bat Masterson
Lucille Ball.
Catcher In The Rye.
Baseball and Ballantine (thought I would throw that in there for the old folk.)
Angels In The Outfield.
Roger The Dodger. ( I know he was a football player.)
Get too it guys..
We're Off.. You think so. I know a lot of people that think that. Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Refreshing from last night. I agree with Dave, and I am a big Utley and this Phillies team, fan. I said Utley was the smartest ball player that I ever saw, as far as great second baseman, Dave named a plethora of them, whose baseball stats are better than Utley's, but it is just something aura, karma or whatever you want too call it, that brought this team together, and I think Utley is a big part of that..I know Robinson and Sandbergh, and Fox are all hall of famers, and I know my Dad always said quit betting with your heart and start betting with your wallet. Just this Simpleton's opinion, but for this team in this era, (and a little prejudice), I want Chase Utley..Now my main man Plain, once again I do agree that a lot of these athletes are prima donna ass holes, but come on Plain, you gave me Utley, Pence and Polanco as solid good guys and athletes, and I agree, but you said the rest of the team were prima donnas. Do you really lay that label on a catcher like Chooch, or player of forty yearss old like Ibanez? Don't you think Victorino has come a pretty long way from a Rule 5 reject, and what about General Lee, giving up about 20 million or a few cents less or more too join the Phils., and Halladay, he wanted to come here bad.., did you miss these guys? Or do you really think that? I could be wrong but knowing you, I don't think you believe these kinda guys fit the prima donnas rolls we talk about.. Fuckin Dominic Brown reminds me more of a prima donna than any of these guys. He reminds me of a pampered fuck already..I also like Vance Worley. I also think Oswalt has the first dollar he ever earned. What the fuck was he doing running a bulldozer, hire a guy, those machines can shake your lungs loose.
OK movin on until I hear from the boys.. Looked around the Ville this morning, awfully quiet, without my Mexican Crew.. Maybe I will invite them too live here..We have Juan Morrisalles, Jimmenez Morano, Roberto Witez, and his leetle brother Eduardo.. Come on into the Ville you would all be a welcome addition. This is where the book is baby...Today we can continue on with baseball how about some more nicknames, there are some great ones out there, and anybody, or anything, that has anything to do with baseball in their names.. Strike it up, run it out, let's go.. On the road for awhile, so I will do some now..
The Barber
Scooter
Boog
The Big Unit.
Let me get some names in here..
Bat Masterson
Lucille Ball.
Catcher In The Rye.
Baseball and Ballantine (thought I would throw that in there for the old folk.)
Angels In The Outfield.
Roger The Dodger. ( I know he was a football player.)
Get too it guys..
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Today is Martedi, September 27th, 2011 A.D.
"Today Is The 27th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.
Ha! We're off. I think everybody knows that by now. Last nite was a beeg one for Plain and Simple and everybody that helped build and contributes and visits everyday..10,000 VISITS!!! and counting..Who woulda thunk that. It still amazes me that people read this shit, laugh, pee their pants, spit out coffee, pour coffee on their nuts, live in a menagerie, don't know nor care what day it is, correct everything that has been repeated, correct everything that has been repeated. I could go on for the whole post, don't have it in me right now.. Waiting for the South Of The Border Crew. Can't wait too see their theme today.. Believe me, these guys that are my brothers and my friends are a huge part of Plain and Simple..Just when you think they kinda quieted down, they only just begun.. There are great men in this World and I have met and served with many of them.. There are none greater than my Brothers and Friends. Yo, don't tell them I said that, they will want a raise..September, ah move on man, that Halloween is storming on us, and so are the baseball playoffs.
Phightins with 100 victories, quite an accomplishment. They will win the 2011 World Series. One player on the opposition last night I have too mention.. One, Chipper Jones, I know he grounded into a game ending double play, but the man is a flat out baseball player. If the Braves make the playoffs this year, he is a big reason why. He has been a stalwart in that lineup, seems forever.. He is another throw back, be happy in one way to see him go (another Phillie killer), and kinda sad in another way, just a few of those guys around..Hey name me a few guys you saw play that fit the mold of the ultimate ballplayer, you know, the new saying played the game the right way, played hard, was a true winner on the field. Forget off it, that don't matter, nobody is perfect..That will take me to my man..
Pete Rose (Charlie Hustle.) Could play any position and if anybody played the game harder, I never saw it, he was not the most athletic of players, but he excelled in crunch time and in showing younger players how it should be done. He even ran too first on a walk. He was the biggest reason those losers in Philly won the 1980 World Series.. No Pete Rose, No Championship Period!! As long as Pete Rose is not in The so called Hall Of Fame.. It is the Hall Of Shame..Gamblin, come on man, he didn't harm anyone but himself. Did he hurt the game, I really don't think so, and if he did too all these righteous fucks that never did anything wrong, guess what he paid for it, he went too jail and was banned from baseball for life. This for a man that has more hits in the Major Leagues than anybody that ever played the game.. Baseball is wrong on this one.. There are guys in the Hall Of Shame that murdered people.. It has been long enough. Do it before it is really too long.. By the way, I met Pete Rose a few times.. Pretty good guy, no the best, but a pretty good guy.., oh yeah, a couple of times he was betting horses.. SO FUCKIN WHAT!!! wake up baseball. Give me some good baseball nicknames and guys that you would pay too see play..
Utley and Pence on the Phils come to mind right away.., both these guys hustle and Utley might be the smartest baseball player I ever saw..We can enjoy Pence for the next ten years.. UH-OH here comes the Bandistos, gotta go.. ttyl...Puter talk. IDK what it means.. IDK I don't know what that means either..LOL!!
We're Off.
Ha! We're off. I think everybody knows that by now. Last nite was a beeg one for Plain and Simple and everybody that helped build and contributes and visits everyday..10,000 VISITS!!! and counting..Who woulda thunk that. It still amazes me that people read this shit, laugh, pee their pants, spit out coffee, pour coffee on their nuts, live in a menagerie, don't know nor care what day it is, correct everything that has been repeated, correct everything that has been repeated. I could go on for the whole post, don't have it in me right now.. Waiting for the South Of The Border Crew. Can't wait too see their theme today.. Believe me, these guys that are my brothers and my friends are a huge part of Plain and Simple..Just when you think they kinda quieted down, they only just begun.. There are great men in this World and I have met and served with many of them.. There are none greater than my Brothers and Friends. Yo, don't tell them I said that, they will want a raise..September, ah move on man, that Halloween is storming on us, and so are the baseball playoffs.
Phightins with 100 victories, quite an accomplishment. They will win the 2011 World Series. One player on the opposition last night I have too mention.. One, Chipper Jones, I know he grounded into a game ending double play, but the man is a flat out baseball player. If the Braves make the playoffs this year, he is a big reason why. He has been a stalwart in that lineup, seems forever.. He is another throw back, be happy in one way to see him go (another Phillie killer), and kinda sad in another way, just a few of those guys around..Hey name me a few guys you saw play that fit the mold of the ultimate ballplayer, you know, the new saying played the game the right way, played hard, was a true winner on the field. Forget off it, that don't matter, nobody is perfect..That will take me to my man..
Pete Rose (Charlie Hustle.) Could play any position and if anybody played the game harder, I never saw it, he was not the most athletic of players, but he excelled in crunch time and in showing younger players how it should be done. He even ran too first on a walk. He was the biggest reason those losers in Philly won the 1980 World Series.. No Pete Rose, No Championship Period!! As long as Pete Rose is not in The so called Hall Of Fame.. It is the Hall Of Shame..Gamblin, come on man, he didn't harm anyone but himself. Did he hurt the game, I really don't think so, and if he did too all these righteous fucks that never did anything wrong, guess what he paid for it, he went too jail and was banned from baseball for life. This for a man that has more hits in the Major Leagues than anybody that ever played the game.. Baseball is wrong on this one.. There are guys in the Hall Of Shame that murdered people.. It has been long enough. Do it before it is really too long.. By the way, I met Pete Rose a few times.. Pretty good guy, no the best, but a pretty good guy.., oh yeah, a couple of times he was betting horses.. SO FUCKIN WHAT!!! wake up baseball. Give me some good baseball nicknames and guys that you would pay too see play..
Utley and Pence on the Phils come to mind right away.., both these guys hustle and Utley might be the smartest baseball player I ever saw..We can enjoy Pence for the next ten years.. UH-OH here comes the Bandistos, gotta go.. ttyl...Puter talk. IDK what it means.. IDK I don't know what that means either..LOL!!
Monday, September 26, 2011
"Today Is The 26th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
It Is Now Post Time..Well, it will be one hell of a Monday here at the Ville. I needed a work crew today, so Plain, Babe, Butch and Monk, headed on out to the Ville. First I had too buy them breakfast, and I pull in the diner parking lot at 6:30 am.., and sure enough they are all there with Mexican Hats on, you wanna talk about laughin.. Well Phorman Phil is over there setting everything up, and the Juan Morrisez, Jimmenez Morano, Roberto Witez, and his little brother Eduardo, are all hard at work.. This is not a normal life, but who wants a normal life.. Keep on laughin baby, it keeps you alive. Today being Monday bring anything Mexican you want.. I did...
Mexican Hat Dance,
Hot Tamale.
Cinque De Mayo..
Mexican Hat Dance,
Hot Tamale.
Cinque De Mayo..
Today is Monday the 26th Day of September.2011 A.D.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
"Today Is The 25th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time." Were Off..
Were off alright..I don't think that picture is my confirmation. I never met Dracula.., and I know that aint St. Johns. Sometimes the picture poster (now Finn is the picture poster) gets a little lost..Not if, but when I get that bus too hell revved up, he can take over as SimpleII..LOL.
Here it is Sept. 25th the day all of the sheople have been waiting for, only 3 MONTHS TILL CHRISTMAS!!! just thought I would bring that up today, so everybody that still owes from last year can start doubling up their credit card payments so they can max them out again..Tomorrow, when I am thinking more clearly, I am going after banks and credit card companies.. They think they fool this Simpleton, but they don't. Simple has their number, in fact I have a lot of their numbers maxed out..
Football, football, and more football, I think there were 300 games on yesterday..Baseball, you heard it here first on Plain and Simple. The 2011 Phillies will be World Champions..
I gotta get some eggs. You know what, it is the women that mess up this world..(please excuse me ladies) but wheneve a person goes bad or does something bad, the old saying was He was a bad egg.. You never hear anyone say. He was a bad sperm...Aha haahhahha. Once again my apologies ladies, I didn't make it up, or I would have said, He was a bad sperm.. (sure I would.) Ok bring some ceremonial memories like getting confirmed, or as usual anythng you want..Me, coffee time, I have stopped doing coffee at the computer, my nuts couldn't take anymore frying..
My wedding, I forget....
Plains wedding I forget.
Floyd's wedding, I'm the best man.. drop him and Sue off at the airport motel, to catch his flight he next day to Miami, have a beer and say have a great time, pick you up when you get back.. He says where you going, why don't you go with us.. Still hasn't changed to this day...LOL!!
Were off alright..I don't think that picture is my confirmation. I never met Dracula.., and I know that aint St. Johns. Sometimes the picture poster (now Finn is the picture poster) gets a little lost..Not if, but when I get that bus too hell revved up, he can take over as SimpleII..LOL.
Here it is Sept. 25th the day all of the sheople have been waiting for, only 3 MONTHS TILL CHRISTMAS!!! just thought I would bring that up today, so everybody that still owes from last year can start doubling up their credit card payments so they can max them out again..Tomorrow, when I am thinking more clearly, I am going after banks and credit card companies.. They think they fool this Simpleton, but they don't. Simple has their number, in fact I have a lot of their numbers maxed out..
Football, football, and more football, I think there were 300 games on yesterday..Baseball, you heard it here first on Plain and Simple. The 2011 Phillies will be World Champions..
I gotta get some eggs. You know what, it is the women that mess up this world..(please excuse me ladies) but wheneve a person goes bad or does something bad, the old saying was He was a bad egg.. You never hear anyone say. He was a bad sperm...Aha haahhahha. Once again my apologies ladies, I didn't make it up, or I would have said, He was a bad sperm.. (sure I would.) Ok bring some ceremonial memories like getting confirmed, or as usual anythng you want..Me, coffee time, I have stopped doing coffee at the computer, my nuts couldn't take anymore frying..
My wedding, I forget....
Plains wedding I forget.
Floyd's wedding, I'm the best man.. drop him and Sue off at the airport motel, to catch his flight he next day to Miami, have a beer and say have a great time, pick you up when you get back.. He says where you going, why don't you go with us.. Still hasn't changed to this day...LOL!!
Today is Sunday, September 25th,2011 A.D.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Today is Saturday, September 24th, 2011 A.D.
Its the 24th Day of September in The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marrnin to ye Lads and Lassies i just got in and Simple is on a treck to Sugar house with his new Phorman Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill. Hope they won a bundle, Butch is with them so they wont get in any trouble. and I'm going to bed i'll be Back.In the mean time i'll bet you can't name the best gamblers in the world. Like Arnie Rothstien, Simple is the worst. I'll be back
Friday, September 23, 2011
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"IT IS NOW POST TIME." There off.. There off ok.. Just a Plain and Simple kinda day yesterday, please any visitors or citizens that enter the Ville, and there were a lot, leave a comment.. Plain and Simple by themselves is hazardous duty..Hey Jimmy Mc, get the fuck out of the attic. I know you were up there at 4 am taring out old pictures. If you find that one of Plain and Simple running around the Ville naked, Pulllleeeezzzzzzze post it..
Gotta get on the road with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill he is my Phorman..Headin for a refinery, then headin for the Yunk. Ecks by 1...Later..Who did this Post Time. Had too go back and edit it. Somebody put down today was the 24th day of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.. These people have no idea what day, month sometimes even what year it is.. Shit is amazing, and so are these citizens and visitors.. Shit is amazing..
Gotta get on the road with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill he is my Phorman..Headin for a refinery, then headin for the Yunk. Ecks by 1...Later..Who did this Post Time. Had too go back and edit it. Somebody put down today was the 24th day of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.. These people have no idea what day, month sometimes even what year it is.. Shit is amazing, and so are these citizens and visitors.. Shit is amazing..
Thursday, September 22, 2011
"Today is Thursday, the 22nd Day of September 2011 A.D.
"Today is Thursday the 22nd Day of September in the Year of our Lord 2011"
"Today Is The 22nd Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"IT IS NOW POST TIME, Mornin, just did a post and now I can't find it.. You would think, by now I know how to do this shit.. WOW!! Plain and Simple move into another stratosphere. Great job with the pictures, Jimmy Mc, oops I mean Carol..
Let me describe our first pictures here at the Ville. The first one is, as it well should be, The General, this was taken last week..
The second one is Simple enjoying a cool beverage, that was in Danny Crocco's back yard. I believe that is Mickey Crocco laying on the chaise long, but I don't recoginize anyone else. Maybe if Micky visits she can help us out..That was taken last week also..
Moving on real quick..I can see Plain right now tearing through his albums.. Linda, Linda where is that picture of me that I sent too Hollywood.. Hollywood?? what are you talking about TArry.. You know remember I had that audition for Fruit Of The Loon, I was going to be the dingleberry. WHAT?? yeah yeah, I almost made it, but I got in a battle with the director over a quart of Schmidts.. TArry what am I going to do with you. Nothin, just get the albums.. Well here is a year book from Roman.. Yeah, let me see that.. Look Linda, there I am I got best looking in the class. TArry that is the wrong year. That is 1964 that is Ernie.. WHAT??? give me my glasses.. Ernie!! oh yeah, at look at the comment underneath by Pat Renshaw. Best Looking Asshole..What a day here at Plain and Simple.. If you have a favorite day or week or month, favorite now, no hate today, although I know, no rules.., but as Plain. that good looking cur, so profoundly put it isn't having no rules a rule.. I have been thinking about that for months.. Anywho, bring some days, weeks, months, that were special too you, bring anybody's names with day, weeks, months, years, light years.. PHEW!! This fucker better post man...Let me do one day. I think Der Bingle (for our younger visitors, Bing Crosby) did here..
Doris Day.. by the way Der Bingle was a real asshole not Simple..
Day Dream Believer and a Home Coming Queeennn, cheer up Sleepy Gene, oh what can it mean..
DayTona 500, Little Known Fact.. The Daytona Five Hundred has been run for over 70 years, yep.., but what people don't know is it started out as alligator racing, the Seminoles would have their annual tribal meeting on the beach in Daytona, they would all bring their pet alligators and race them.. One of the Alligators was unbeatable his name Secregatoriat, the other Semininoles where getting tired of him winning every year, so they all got together and bred. Slewgator. He got beat by 32 lengths. The Seminoles gave up and yelled bring on the cars.. The rest is ancient history and so am I...
Let me describe our first pictures here at the Ville. The first one is, as it well should be, The General, this was taken last week..
The second one is Simple enjoying a cool beverage, that was in Danny Crocco's back yard. I believe that is Mickey Crocco laying on the chaise long, but I don't recoginize anyone else. Maybe if Micky visits she can help us out..That was taken last week also..
Moving on real quick..I can see Plain right now tearing through his albums.. Linda, Linda where is that picture of me that I sent too Hollywood.. Hollywood?? what are you talking about TArry.. You know remember I had that audition for Fruit Of The Loon, I was going to be the dingleberry. WHAT?? yeah yeah, I almost made it, but I got in a battle with the director over a quart of Schmidts.. TArry what am I going to do with you. Nothin, just get the albums.. Well here is a year book from Roman.. Yeah, let me see that.. Look Linda, there I am I got best looking in the class. TArry that is the wrong year. That is 1964 that is Ernie.. WHAT??? give me my glasses.. Ernie!! oh yeah, at look at the comment underneath by Pat Renshaw. Best Looking Asshole..What a day here at Plain and Simple.. If you have a favorite day or week or month, favorite now, no hate today, although I know, no rules.., but as Plain. that good looking cur, so profoundly put it isn't having no rules a rule.. I have been thinking about that for months.. Anywho, bring some days, weeks, months, that were special too you, bring anybody's names with day, weeks, months, years, light years.. PHEW!! This fucker better post man...Let me do one day. I think Der Bingle (for our younger visitors, Bing Crosby) did here..
Doris Day.. by the way Der Bingle was a real asshole not Simple..
Day Dream Believer and a Home Coming Queeennn, cheer up Sleepy Gene, oh what can it mean..
DayTona 500, Little Known Fact.. The Daytona Five Hundred has been run for over 70 years, yep.., but what people don't know is it started out as alligator racing, the Seminoles would have their annual tribal meeting on the beach in Daytona, they would all bring their pet alligators and race them.. One of the Alligators was unbeatable his name Secregatoriat, the other Semininoles where getting tired of him winning every year, so they all got together and bred. Slewgator. He got beat by 32 lengths. The Seminoles gave up and yelled bring on the cars.. The rest is ancient history and so am I...
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
"Today Is The 21st Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
New Salutation: For the Big E who passed 12 years ago today (R.I.P.) Dad. Loved Ya Pal. Here is the new Salutation at Plain and Simple.. Plain will love this also.
IT IS NOW POST TIME:
We're off. Hey everybody, September moving on.. That Frankie Valle and the Three Seasons (before Frankie)
some group.. I don't know why this message just double spaced. Maybe The Big E, said hello.
How about all those groups from the fifties and sixties, now that was music, bring some of that today. Some of my favorites were, Lee Andrews and The Hearts, Little known fact: Lee Andrews father was a Heart, not a heart like that beats in your chest, but his name was LeRoy Heart. Everybody thinks that the Hearts came from the Heart, but the name actually came from LeRoy and a long line of Hearts..You heard it first here on Plain and Simple..How about them, Platters..Little known fact, they were real young when they started out, and were known as the Saucers..Yep....Then there was Gary Puckett and The Union Gap. Gary was into young chicks, but back then at least he kept it too eighteen..Beach Boys. Little known fact, they never went too the beach.. They were the whitest of the white groups, check them out.. Real light white skin, white pants, white shirts, white surfboards, white guitars, then they make it big, make millions and Brian White (his middle name) Wilson, goes into a state of depression that lands him in bed for ten years and he puts on like 400 lbs. So, the Simpleton that I am, checked this out a little further.. He didn't just lay in bed, he ate while he laid in bed, they found used dixie cups, he had tandytakes, imported from Tastycake. He even had Ham and cheese stuck on his ass. It was fumunda cheese, from unda his ass..Moving on, how about Little Stevie Wonder.. I wonder why they call him Little..I saw Stevie on a show the other night, and he was trying too catch up to Brian Wilson, they should call him Big Stevie Wonder. He is a wonder alright. People wonder what he is..I think he may be humanoid but I am not sure.. If they ever want too find out if there is life beyond Earth, they should check his DNA.. Definitely Negro Alien...OK bring on the groups and the songs..Gotta get moving down that long lonesome highway..
IT IS NOW POST TIME:
We're off. Hey everybody, September moving on.. That Frankie Valle and the Three Seasons (before Frankie)
some group.. I don't know why this message just double spaced. Maybe The Big E, said hello.
How about all those groups from the fifties and sixties, now that was music, bring some of that today. Some of my favorites were, Lee Andrews and The Hearts, Little known fact: Lee Andrews father was a Heart, not a heart like that beats in your chest, but his name was LeRoy Heart. Everybody thinks that the Hearts came from the Heart, but the name actually came from LeRoy and a long line of Hearts..You heard it first here on Plain and Simple..How about them, Platters..Little known fact, they were real young when they started out, and were known as the Saucers..Yep....Then there was Gary Puckett and The Union Gap. Gary was into young chicks, but back then at least he kept it too eighteen..Beach Boys. Little known fact, they never went too the beach.. They were the whitest of the white groups, check them out.. Real light white skin, white pants, white shirts, white surfboards, white guitars, then they make it big, make millions and Brian White (his middle name) Wilson, goes into a state of depression that lands him in bed for ten years and he puts on like 400 lbs. So, the Simpleton that I am, checked this out a little further.. He didn't just lay in bed, he ate while he laid in bed, they found used dixie cups, he had tandytakes, imported from Tastycake. He even had Ham and cheese stuck on his ass. It was fumunda cheese, from unda his ass..Moving on, how about Little Stevie Wonder.. I wonder why they call him Little..I saw Stevie on a show the other night, and he was trying too catch up to Brian Wilson, they should call him Big Stevie Wonder. He is a wonder alright. People wonder what he is..I think he may be humanoid but I am not sure.. If they ever want too find out if there is life beyond Earth, they should check his DNA.. Definitely Negro Alien...OK bring on the groups and the songs..Gotta get moving down that long lonesome highway..
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
"Today Is The 20th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, The Autumn winds blow chilly and cold September I'll remember a love once new has now grown old. Yeah man, moving along here in the old back to school month. Get it over with for all I give a fuck..I think as you grow older, much like that love I talked about, it really doesn't matter what season it is. What's the difference? You know what, I might have to retract that statement, because of my main man Plain. I guess he cares if it is winter because then he can't whack his balls, but besides Plain, puleeeeezzze besides Plain, that man is not normal, he probably whacks his balls in the winter. OUCH!! Nothing like whacking your frozen balls, sons-of-bitches could explode..I digress. Plain has a way of doing that to people.. Hey Catey how about saying hello today, without spittin and a peein.. AH! go ahead spit and pee if you must, I know you ain't the only one..Where was I..............................................................Man, come on Simple..........................................Oh something about the seasons. Yeah, I really don't care what season it is, and WHEN not IF, WHEN I get the fuck out of business, I won't give a shit if it is 1 O'clock, 2O'clock 3 O'clock rock around the clock tonite...I digress..My apologies too the visitors, as for the citizens, nobody made you hang with us, so now you are here until we disappear..Man, what have you wrought upon yourselves. You gotta put up with Plain for another fifty years WOW!! OK enough ramblin you Simpleton, lets get on with the seasons. I don't care if you like them hate them, in Finn's case don't even know what season it is.. LOL!! Just bring some stories or likes and dislikes.. Me, knowing my ornery old ass, will probably go for dislikes..Here we go another day at Plain and Simple.. Gotta love it..
I will Start with winter. Why?? Why?? you ask, because it is the first one..Hey Jimmy Mc I liked that game yesterday, although I didn't know how too play..They don't call me Simple for nothin..I digress.
Winter January---New Years Eve FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!! New Years Day throw that into the hate category also.
February--Here we go with the glorified rat coming out of a hole in Puxatawney Pa. again..What's too like Valentines Day. (PUKE)....
December--Can't help myself, still gotta a little Christmas spirit left in me, plus let's not forget the meaning of the day if you are a Christian..I like the Santa deal for the tykes and young parents, it is just so overblown, somebody should back off a little bit..Well maybe Obuma and those super duper economic advisers will take care of that. I think they already have. Just forget I said that Plain, and stick with the seasons..You know like Frankie Valle.. Little known fact, Frankie Valle started the four seasons, yep, before him there were only three.When he first started his singing career, the group was called Frankie Valle and Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring.. What then transpired is, a giant law suit from the Howdy Doody Organization.. Yep, They had a Princes, whose name was Summer Fall Winter Spring, yep, and she went on the warpath.. So, Frankie not wanting too start another Indian War, in Indian Summer, gave up and changed the name to The Four Seasons. Yep, that is how they got their name.. you heard it first here at Plain and Simple..Let's see I did January, February, and December..Oh yeah, and all the beautiful snow those months can bring.. Strebor especially likes too watch Suzie Snowflake tum tum tumbling down.. Let's here about the seasons or anything else, notice I always say anything else, because I never really know if you will comment on the Post. Hey, getting to know my shit...Call ya Finn..
I will Start with winter. Why?? Why?? you ask, because it is the first one..Hey Jimmy Mc I liked that game yesterday, although I didn't know how too play..They don't call me Simple for nothin..I digress.
Winter January---New Years Eve FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!! New Years Day throw that into the hate category also.
February--Here we go with the glorified rat coming out of a hole in Puxatawney Pa. again..What's too like Valentines Day. (PUKE)....
December--Can't help myself, still gotta a little Christmas spirit left in me, plus let's not forget the meaning of the day if you are a Christian..I like the Santa deal for the tykes and young parents, it is just so overblown, somebody should back off a little bit..Well maybe Obuma and those super duper economic advisers will take care of that. I think they already have. Just forget I said that Plain, and stick with the seasons..You know like Frankie Valle.. Little known fact, Frankie Valle started the four seasons, yep, before him there were only three.When he first started his singing career, the group was called Frankie Valle and Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring.. What then transpired is, a giant law suit from the Howdy Doody Organization.. Yep, They had a Princes, whose name was Summer Fall Winter Spring, yep, and she went on the warpath.. So, Frankie not wanting too start another Indian War, in Indian Summer, gave up and changed the name to The Four Seasons. Yep, that is how they got their name.. you heard it first here at Plain and Simple..Let's see I did January, February, and December..Oh yeah, and all the beautiful snow those months can bring.. Strebor especially likes too watch Suzie Snowflake tum tum tumbling down.. Let's here about the seasons or anything else, notice I always say anything else, because I never really know if you will comment on the Post. Hey, getting to know my shit...Call ya Finn..
Monday, September 19, 2011
"Today Is The 19th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Happy, Happy, Monday..No, coffee on the nuts this morning.. Climb out of the rack at Phil The Thrills house, and nice guy I am, I head for Dunkin Donuts, get everybody coffee's four large, with a dozen donuts, head back too the house.. Hey everybody Dunkin and coffee as the screen door hit me in the arm and, yep four large Dunkin Donut coffee's all over the fuckin rug.. As me and my man Phil The Thrill are on our hands and knees cleaning up more coffee than they have in Columbia, he looks at me and says. Well, our bad luck is over for the day.. You gotta love Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill..
Work day, on my mission too get the fuck out of Work Days. I am going too join The Toads as a Ball Carrier.. yep, that's what they told me I could do, carry their balls..I guess that ain't a bad job, as none of them have too many HAHHHAHHAHHHAHAH!!! Only kiddin T, Babe, Monk!!! Only kiddin guys...I would carry your balls anyday...Man this place gets crazier and crazie..
When is Plain coming back??
WHERE TRHE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? There is a rumor circulating around the Yunk, that he is either headed for Mexico or Italy.. That's why he is the General..
Hey Earman, to answer another of your profound questions (gag) Harm is the guy that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, and you better stay the fuck out of his way..You will lose that head you think you found...
Be on the road again, me and Willie and The Boys.. Well actually Philly and me.
Let's bring on The Italian, just in case The General went there first.
Bon Journo mon paisano's, ESTE BUERNO UPA PLAINUZZIO!!!!
MY MOM!! (R.I.P.) Carmella Cherasso..Carmella Cherry in English..Love You..
Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
Mario Lanza and South Philly..
Plain and J Lo doing the Dadandella.
Frank and Dean.
Leanardo DaVinci and his code..
One of the best of all times.. Michaelangelo painting the Cistine Chapel on his back.. are you shittin me. Could you see some artist in this modern day doing something like that..
Of course no Itlain theme could go without honoring that great explorer Christopher Columbus who found a new world with 20 million people living there..what the fuck..
One more. Julius Caesar.. Et tu Brutae, fuckin right Caes, I wanted that Eygptian bitch...Here let me get your fifth rib nobody stuck a knive in there yet.. There ya go, hows that feel fucker.. OUCH!!!!!!
Work day, on my mission too get the fuck out of Work Days. I am going too join The Toads as a Ball Carrier.. yep, that's what they told me I could do, carry their balls..I guess that ain't a bad job, as none of them have too many HAHHHAHHAHHHAHAH!!! Only kiddin T, Babe, Monk!!! Only kiddin guys...I would carry your balls anyday...Man this place gets crazier and crazie..
When is Plain coming back??
WHERE TRHE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? There is a rumor circulating around the Yunk, that he is either headed for Mexico or Italy.. That's why he is the General..
Hey Earman, to answer another of your profound questions (gag) Harm is the guy that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, and you better stay the fuck out of his way..You will lose that head you think you found...
Be on the road again, me and Willie and The Boys.. Well actually Philly and me.
Let's bring on The Italian, just in case The General went there first.
Bon Journo mon paisano's, ESTE BUERNO UPA PLAINUZZIO!!!!
MY MOM!! (R.I.P.) Carmella Cherasso..Carmella Cherry in English..Love You..
Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
Mario Lanza and South Philly..
Plain and J Lo doing the Dadandella.
Frank and Dean.
Leanardo DaVinci and his code..
One of the best of all times.. Michaelangelo painting the Cistine Chapel on his back.. are you shittin me. Could you see some artist in this modern day doing something like that..
Of course no Itlain theme could go without honoring that great explorer Christopher Columbus who found a new world with 20 million people living there..what the fuck..
One more. Julius Caesar.. Et tu Brutae, fuckin right Caes, I wanted that Eygptian bitch...Here let me get your fifth rib nobody stuck a knive in there yet.. There ya go, hows that feel fucker.. OUCH!!!!!!
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Today is the 18th Day of September In the Year Of Our Lord 2011
Simple is a very sick person and I hear he isn't feeling well either. The poor Baby has a cold ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Can I get an Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for a Simple Sissy? Suck it up Dude! Pain is Good extreme Pain is extreamly good.When the going gets tough and all that other bullshit too.You know what you problem is Simple your worn down you have too much Blood In your achol systemTake two doubles of Tullamore Dew and call me in the Morning.Where the Hell were ya I was at CJ's on Vodka day looking for ya then went to the Beef & Beer and ya din't show up there either.Lip told me you were so sick, ya better get better the Trip we are Taking to mexico Oct. 8th is right around the corner. I know I know you thought we were going to Fla. but it was changed to Warez Mexico, the guys told me to tell you, I sent you a note Air mail as soon as I got the word, well It was a note I tied on Greeny's Tallons. Anywho get better Soon
Saturday, September 17, 2011
"Today Is The 17th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, I couldn't sleep at all last night, I was tossin and turnin, turnin, and tossin, toss and a turnin all night..Simple and Sick don't go together, it cramps the style I don't have..One thing I think about when I am feeling the bug, or the cold or whatever chooses too knock me down, is the fact that I will get better. Time for me too drop a prayer for all of those people that wake up everyday feeling sick, and know they ain't getting better.... They are always in my prayers..
On a better note, see I am better already..I think I got parrot fever, I hate that fuckin parrot.. Hey Plain, when you get done whackin, why don't you take this parrot home with you.. He ARK'S all fuckin day, shits all over the place, everybody tells him too watch his beak, as he he is constantly using vile language. (ahem)..Anyway why don't you move in over here and help me take care of this menagerie you help start.. No, you want to take pictures, and monetize, well get your ass over here and lets do it.. There is plenty of room in the Slavs tent, just move in between them and kick the goat out..Now, there is a picture, worth a million words..
WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Man is incorrigible. Hey, when in Rich Port, did you go to the fort, right there about halfway up is Luna Street, that is where me and Jimbo used too hang out.. We were pretty well known..Little known fact, they named Old San Juan, after Juan when he got old, yep, when Juan was young they called it Young San Juan, not a lot of people know this.. It is in the Puerto Rican archives in Santivedes, you can look it up.. There was no Old San Juan, until Juan turned eighty, that is when they changed the name..I think it was in The Year Of Our Lord 1588. Juan, had a brother Two, and between them they wreaked havoc on the populace. I studied Juan and Two, and let me tell you they were some mean brothers..Little known fact they may have coined the term brothers, yep, comes from the Spanish word Brothu!! That is what they were known as too the peasantry.. The Juan and a Two Brothus's. You heard it first here on Plain and Simple.. I am going to medicate, this sucks.. Cramps the style I never had...Hey if you guys want to bring some Island Music or stories today, please by all means feel free (gag), if not bring whatever you want..
Islands In The Stream
Island was Island when England was a pup and Island will be Island when England's all washed up.. WAIT!! WAIT!!! That's Ireland.. My bad...Carry on troops...Happy Saturday!
T
On a better note, see I am better already..I think I got parrot fever, I hate that fuckin parrot.. Hey Plain, when you get done whackin, why don't you take this parrot home with you.. He ARK'S all fuckin day, shits all over the place, everybody tells him too watch his beak, as he he is constantly using vile language. (ahem)..Anyway why don't you move in over here and help me take care of this menagerie you help start.. No, you want to take pictures, and monetize, well get your ass over here and lets do it.. There is plenty of room in the Slavs tent, just move in between them and kick the goat out..Now, there is a picture, worth a million words..
WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Man is incorrigible. Hey, when in Rich Port, did you go to the fort, right there about halfway up is Luna Street, that is where me and Jimbo used too hang out.. We were pretty well known..Little known fact, they named Old San Juan, after Juan when he got old, yep, when Juan was young they called it Young San Juan, not a lot of people know this.. It is in the Puerto Rican archives in Santivedes, you can look it up.. There was no Old San Juan, until Juan turned eighty, that is when they changed the name..I think it was in The Year Of Our Lord 1588. Juan, had a brother Two, and between them they wreaked havoc on the populace. I studied Juan and Two, and let me tell you they were some mean brothers..Little known fact they may have coined the term brothers, yep, comes from the Spanish word Brothu!! That is what they were known as too the peasantry.. The Juan and a Two Brothus's. You heard it first here on Plain and Simple.. I am going to medicate, this sucks.. Cramps the style I never had...Hey if you guys want to bring some Island Music or stories today, please by all means feel free (gag), if not bring whatever you want..
Islands In The Stream
Island was Island when England was a pup and Island will be Island when England's all washed up.. WAIT!! WAIT!!! That's Ireland.. My bad...Carry on troops...Happy Saturday!
T
Friday, September 16, 2011
"Today Is The 16th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Kinda calm here on Vodka day. Little chilly this morning, sorta like the Autumn Wind Came Blowin In. Maybe from across the sea.. I am still thinking, who could be missing.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIDN'T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE REALIZE PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IS MISSING!!!!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RUN PLAIN AND SIMPLE WITH JUST SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not even logical, and I depend so much on logic around here, that this place cannot exist and a Plain and Simple Ville divided is a Ville that cannot survive.. "WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN." "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL".....Man, I will be hittin that Vodka early. Let me look outside.. PHEW!! critters are still there..They ain't doing nothing, they are all acting like Mere and just staring into the Pines..Weird around here without PLAIN.. Well it is weird around here with PLAIN.. When do you think he will be back.. We will have a party for you if you come back PLAIN.. I didn't mean all those nasty things I said about you.. You could at least send me a post card. I won't call you a whacker anymore..(cough),, I ahh!! will acknowledge the fact that you are and eight degree black belt jedi knight. (cough, cough). I won't laugh at you anymore when you ride through the ville on your trike (cough, cough, cough,). I won't hide my eyes when you dance with J-LO. (cough, cough, cough, cough,) I can't keep up this charade, of course I will do all those things and more... Go whack on you freakin Whacker, I hope you whack one of your balls into the Atlantic Ocean, and come home minus one ball. Your bag will be tilting a little too the left or right...Come back Plain, leaning or not, the Ville wants you back.. Me I really could give a rats butt....Just stay safe.., and out of any Hurricanes coming your way...That's it for right now.. Strebor is remoteing somewhere.. I don't thing remoteing is a word, but I'll use it anyway.. No one knows where Plain is.. Maybe alonge the Spanish Plain.. Nobody ever knows where the General is.., and J Mc has no idea what day it is.. What are we running here, people actually read this shit, that amazes me.. It amazes me that I write it, well not really, but it does amaze me that people read it.. Gotta go, gotta feed the critters, they are starting to stir and Billy is starting to gnaw on Slav Toes.. Later...
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIDN'T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE REALIZE PLAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IS MISSING!!!!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RUN PLAIN AND SIMPLE WITH JUST SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is not even logical, and I depend so much on logic around here, that this place cannot exist and a Plain and Simple Ville divided is a Ville that cannot survive.. "WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN." "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL".....Man, I will be hittin that Vodka early. Let me look outside.. PHEW!! critters are still there..They ain't doing nothing, they are all acting like Mere and just staring into the Pines..Weird around here without PLAIN.. Well it is weird around here with PLAIN.. When do you think he will be back.. We will have a party for you if you come back PLAIN.. I didn't mean all those nasty things I said about you.. You could at least send me a post card. I won't call you a whacker anymore..(cough),, I ahh!! will acknowledge the fact that you are and eight degree black belt jedi knight. (cough, cough). I won't laugh at you anymore when you ride through the ville on your trike (cough, cough, cough,). I won't hide my eyes when you dance with J-LO. (cough, cough, cough, cough,) I can't keep up this charade, of course I will do all those things and more... Go whack on you freakin Whacker, I hope you whack one of your balls into the Atlantic Ocean, and come home minus one ball. Your bag will be tilting a little too the left or right...Come back Plain, leaning or not, the Ville wants you back.. Me I really could give a rats butt....Just stay safe.., and out of any Hurricanes coming your way...That's it for right now.. Strebor is remoteing somewhere.. I don't thing remoteing is a word, but I'll use it anyway.. No one knows where Plain is.. Maybe alonge the Spanish Plain.. Nobody ever knows where the General is.., and J Mc has no idea what day it is.. What are we running here, people actually read this shit, that amazes me.. It amazes me that I write it, well not really, but it does amaze me that people read it.. Gotta go, gotta feed the critters, they are starting to stir and Billy is starting to gnaw on Slav Toes.. Later...
Thursday, September 15, 2011
"Today Is The 15th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin. To our friend Gary's Mom, R.I.P. Mrs. Tinneny. She is in a better place.. Wish I could have been there, but had too close up and open up the shop.
Going to try and make Michael Lapera's benefit Saturday night, it is for a good cause. I remember back when we could, we would play marathon baseball at the rec around the clock.. Now, they were some good games. Never slow in the old home town, always something going on, and you know what, if there isn't anything going on, they will make something up..never too much down time in The Yunk.
I know, I know, we miss Plain, whispering, I miss him. but don't tell him. This place is a little too quite without him. One good thing, I know he will be back with a vengeance..This week is flying by, man it is mid September already. The boys will be packing up for the annual trip in a week or two.. By the way that is where the General has been, he has been in Florida for a month, he thought we were leaving weeks ago.., and he is the General..Just think if he acts like that, what does that say for the rest of us.
Watched the end of America's Got Talent..One Eugene Landau Murphy Jr. won the million and a headline act in Vegas, and I'll tell you what he was amazing.. I mean a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rastfa Man, that sounds exactly like Frank Sinatra you gotta be kidding me.. I saw that dude, and I was in shock.. I only watched it sporadically during intermissions of the Phillies games, but when he came on I stayed tuned.. Pretty good show, because they not only have singers, but daredevils, dancers, rodeo riders, knife throwers, and all kinds of different acts.. Sorta like a circus on stage..The one act were a family of motorcyclists and the two brothers were flying around the stage on their motorcycles and the other brother was standing next too a wall, they went to jump over his head and the one dude hit him in the head with his front wheel...Next time you see him, he is standing back stage with a huge ice pack on his head.. Guess they have too practice a little more.. Anyway it is Thirstday already, and still need too get a lot of work done.. Come on in and say Hi..Me I gotta get back too work.. Hattonna Matada Mere..
Going to try and make Michael Lapera's benefit Saturday night, it is for a good cause. I remember back when we could, we would play marathon baseball at the rec around the clock.. Now, they were some good games. Never slow in the old home town, always something going on, and you know what, if there isn't anything going on, they will make something up..never too much down time in The Yunk.
I know, I know, we miss Plain, whispering, I miss him. but don't tell him. This place is a little too quite without him. One good thing, I know he will be back with a vengeance..This week is flying by, man it is mid September already. The boys will be packing up for the annual trip in a week or two.. By the way that is where the General has been, he has been in Florida for a month, he thought we were leaving weeks ago.., and he is the General..Just think if he acts like that, what does that say for the rest of us.
Watched the end of America's Got Talent..One Eugene Landau Murphy Jr. won the million and a headline act in Vegas, and I'll tell you what he was amazing.. I mean a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rastfa Man, that sounds exactly like Frank Sinatra you gotta be kidding me.. I saw that dude, and I was in shock.. I only watched it sporadically during intermissions of the Phillies games, but when he came on I stayed tuned.. Pretty good show, because they not only have singers, but daredevils, dancers, rodeo riders, knife throwers, and all kinds of different acts.. Sorta like a circus on stage..The one act were a family of motorcyclists and the two brothers were flying around the stage on their motorcycles and the other brother was standing next too a wall, they went to jump over his head and the one dude hit him in the head with his front wheel...Next time you see him, he is standing back stage with a huge ice pack on his head.. Guess they have too practice a little more.. Anyway it is Thirstday already, and still need too get a lot of work done.. Come on in and say Hi..Me I gotta get back too work.. Hattonna Matada Mere..
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
"Today Is The 14th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Crashed out last nite.. I guess everybody did. I didn't hear TAPS.. Well, believe me there were a lot of nights I never heard TAPS.. Movin On Up!! Plain you are officially AWOL, (Absent without official leave) heard that one before also.. Wherever you are that is where your at.. This way you can never get lost. Wherever you go there you are..I cannot steal these philosophical statements they belong too one, Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill..Story Time.. Went down Florida way too see my youngest son Joey a few years back..A friend and business associate of mine runs a business in Melbourne Fla. We were in Orlando.. Joey's roomate, was graduating and looking for a job.. Sooooooo, Me and Joey, Phil The Thrill, and Taylor (roomate) drive from Orlando to meet my friend Dave..We start eating and drinking around noon, (Phil The Thrill, don't drink), and we started playing A to Z and other trivial type games.. Taylor gets the job, we go thru three shifts of waitresses and it is 11PM, time too head back to Orlando..Phil The Thrill is driving, I am in the back seat with a passed out Taylor, and Phil and Joey are having what they thought was a profound conversation.. I am half listening and half looking out the windows at nothing but swamp..I sit up look at the fuel gauge and say, Hey Phil you know where you are?? What's the difference, wherever you go there you are.. You can never get lost.. With this Joey looks at him (I am sure through bleary eyes) and says, WOW!! that is really profound, is that where you got the name PHIL.. does the mean PHILOSOPHER.. Right about now we are ready too run out of gas in the fucking everglades, and I am listening too this conversation thinking, you know what they are right I am going too sleep..A-Z anything Floriday...
A-Atlantic Coast
B-Beaches
C-Clearwater
D-Daytona Beach
E-Epcot
F-Fishing
Have fun talk too you later..
A-Atlantic Coast
B-Beaches
C-Clearwater
D-Daytona Beach
E-Epcot
F-Fishing
Have fun talk too you later..
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
"Today Is The 13th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Mere fell asleep watchin the Phils. I should have. I really don't mean that, it is kind of crazy, you think they are going too win every game. Amazing compared too the teams I grew up with. This team is a great team too watch, and very easy too root for..They will get it on tonight. Yo!! How about Monday night football now doubleheaders. You might think that game was exciting, of course for a guy like me, I have too be watching, not a whole lot too do out here in the Ville after the lights go out...We were talking about dates of infamy, and I thought about feel good dates, dates we remember and celebrate for the joy and happiness that those particular days brought to mankind..Probably a pretty good way too start the day here at the Ville. Mere is still asleep, his eyeballs bulge out even when he is sleeping, he makes these small chirping sounds, kinda in between a cricket, and a sparrow. Pretty annoying, but not as bad as Blat and Slat snoring..They sound like locomotives going up grade.. OK little thinking needed on some of these, not much on others..
I know growing up Christian, that the date of Dec. 25th, is celebrated as the birth of Jesus Christ. I also, know that it is Christmas Day.. Do I need too say more? We all know the Santa Claus story by now..
July 4th, every year we celebrate the Birth Of The United States Of America. Very festive event, from the big cities to the small towns, parades, fire works, feel good kinda day..
Individual Birthdays, here I am talking about family and friends gathering too celebrate the Birthdays of their loved ones. I think Happy Birthday may be the all time winner in songs sung..Little known fact, I the Simpleton wrote the lyrics too Happy Birthday, yep, and you know what? Not one residual, not one..Moving on real quick..
I would have too say the last Thursday in November is a great Holiday, and the date may vary, but on this day Family and Friends, gather to give Thanks for what they have in this life, mainly each other and some great turkey and mashed potatoes, and apple sauce and gravy and what's that red stuff? Oh yeah, cranberry sauce, and fruit and cakes and nuts. That's right Sammy we eat nuts too.. No Sam we don't lick our nuts..PHEW!! why do these critters have too watch when I do a post.
One more for the road, not too digress, but I must..That saying sure has lost it's luster..No more one for the roads..
I am not sure about this date, but it was a monumental day in the History of Our World. The day the Berlin Wall came down.. That wall was an insult to the freedom of man..Constructed by the Soviet Union to keep their so called citizens from leaving. We sometimes do forget the freedoms we do have being an American, (although I always feel their is room for more freedom), people could not leave the Soviet Union, and people on the other side of the wall could not enter..That is pretty fucked up in this day and age. It was a great day, that wall tumbled, and a greater day when the Soviet Union split, and all the Countries that were incorporated into that unholy Union were given their freedom..Time will only tell how that turns out, but right now, it looks like a good thing..
I can't stop here without breaking some balls. We all celebrate April 15th as tax day..OW!!! get outta the way MERE!! they are throwing sticks and stones.. They don't like that last date Simple!! No, they don't but I didn't know there would be a rebellion.. OK citizens and visitors I was only kidding on that one..CHEESH!!!
Bring some more, dates that we enjoy celebrating and I will be back later..
I know growing up Christian, that the date of Dec. 25th, is celebrated as the birth of Jesus Christ. I also, know that it is Christmas Day.. Do I need too say more? We all know the Santa Claus story by now..
July 4th, every year we celebrate the Birth Of The United States Of America. Very festive event, from the big cities to the small towns, parades, fire works, feel good kinda day..
Individual Birthdays, here I am talking about family and friends gathering too celebrate the Birthdays of their loved ones. I think Happy Birthday may be the all time winner in songs sung..Little known fact, I the Simpleton wrote the lyrics too Happy Birthday, yep, and you know what? Not one residual, not one..Moving on real quick..
I would have too say the last Thursday in November is a great Holiday, and the date may vary, but on this day Family and Friends, gather to give Thanks for what they have in this life, mainly each other and some great turkey and mashed potatoes, and apple sauce and gravy and what's that red stuff? Oh yeah, cranberry sauce, and fruit and cakes and nuts. That's right Sammy we eat nuts too.. No Sam we don't lick our nuts..PHEW!! why do these critters have too watch when I do a post.
One more for the road, not too digress, but I must..That saying sure has lost it's luster..No more one for the roads..
I am not sure about this date, but it was a monumental day in the History of Our World. The day the Berlin Wall came down.. That wall was an insult to the freedom of man..Constructed by the Soviet Union to keep their so called citizens from leaving. We sometimes do forget the freedoms we do have being an American, (although I always feel their is room for more freedom), people could not leave the Soviet Union, and people on the other side of the wall could not enter..That is pretty fucked up in this day and age. It was a great day, that wall tumbled, and a greater day when the Soviet Union split, and all the Countries that were incorporated into that unholy Union were given their freedom..Time will only tell how that turns out, but right now, it looks like a good thing..
I can't stop here without breaking some balls. We all celebrate April 15th as tax day..OW!!! get outta the way MERE!! they are throwing sticks and stones.. They don't like that last date Simple!! No, they don't but I didn't know there would be a rebellion.. OK citizens and visitors I was only kidding on that one..CHEESH!!!
Bring some more, dates that we enjoy celebrating and I will be back later..
Monday, September 12, 2011
"Today Is The 12th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Storms over the Ville last nite. They were short but severe. I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but they were worse than Irene..Power Out in The Pines..I am telling you this is like a daily occurence since Mid-August..Hey, Clairvoyant was right, someone would be leaving. I just didn't know it was going to be Plain..I guess everyone deserves a vacation now and then, but come on, does he really work that hard around here. He whacks his balls for a living..Then he rides around on a trike with a rain suit on, he dances and sings, and defies gravity as far as politics are concerned and then away he goes.. I think he went too get his eight degree Jedi Knight Belt, he just said he was going on vacation..Have a great time Plain, I will struggle on without you until you get back..Wherever you are Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.. Power back on, let me go check on the critters.. Bring whatever you got today. It is Monday, right Jim??
Sunday, September 11, 2011
"Today Is The 11th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, What can I say about this day, that already hasn't been said. We all know the events that happened on this day changed the world in general, and our country in particular.. I do know America and its people, had hell brought down on them ten years ago today..I do know the face of New York City, changed forever. I do know security around the country changed it's way of thinking, and I do know the cowards achieved their goals. They put America on panic mode. Go to any airport and God only knows what you may go through..Of course this is nothing compared too what the people that were in those towers that day went through. It is nothing compared too what their families, and rescuers, went through.. So, a little inconvenience at the airport is fine with me..I don't have a problem with these procedures if it helps, the millions of people that travel everyday.. I just have one comment to make..Instead of the onus, for watching over our civilian travelers being placed on us, I think the onus for safey, should be put on the countries where these cowards incubate..For example, the coward from Yemen that boarded a plane bound for the U. S. with explosives in the heel of his shoe, boarded said plane in Yemen. Uh, what kind of security does Yemen have? Don't they, and these other muslim nations check their citizens before they board a plane..Why was he allowed to board the plane in Yemen? You know why, and I know why, they could care less if he blows up an plane or building that is attached to the U.S. So, I would like too see our President and Congress (yeah right), put out a dictate to the World. "We The People Of The United States Of America, will take no more..We want the whole world too know, this is the last warning, whether it be Saudi Arabia, (as this is where most of the 9/11 cowards hatched), Yemen or any other muslim, Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, hideout for cowards, in this world..We will take no more.. When we find out, and we will, where these cowards hatched and where they boarded the death planes, we will now come after your country.. We will come after your cities, we will bomb your greatest cities, we will sit aircraft carriers off your coasts for as long as it takes for you to start stopping these cowards from launching their attacks from your country..There will be nowhere to hide. This time we will melt your mountains, armaggedon, will be coming and hell will be coming with it.. Take heed all you cowards. We The People Of The United States Of America, have had enough!!!!!!!
On this day of devotion, and recollection of just how great a Country we have, I would like to say to all the people that suffered with individual loss of loved ones, that all I can do is pray it never happens again. I truly am sorry for your loss in particular and our Country's loss in general..To all the hero's that helped rescue who they could, to the passengers and their families that took the plane down in Pennsylvania, too all my Countrymen, God Bless You, and God Bless Our Coutry, we will go on like we always do....That is it for me today...
On this day of devotion, and recollection of just how great a Country we have, I would like to say to all the people that suffered with individual loss of loved ones, that all I can do is pray it never happens again. I truly am sorry for your loss in particular and our Country's loss in general..To all the hero's that helped rescue who they could, to the passengers and their families that took the plane down in Pennsylvania, too all my Countrymen, God Bless You, and God Bless Our Coutry, we will go on like we always do....That is it for me today...
Friday, September 9, 2011
"Today Is The 9th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Little action in the Ville yesterday.I didn't see the end of the football game, power went out in the pines again last nite. That is like a daily occurence around here..From what I did see seems Clair Voyent of the Cresson St. Voyents was right..Don't start that shit with me, me and the critters will be moving in with you..By the way Clair you from Baltimore?? Just asking.. What can I say about the Phils, I didn't see the end of that one either, but I did see them score six runs and shock the shit out of the Brewers their fans and me..
PLAIN, are you whacking?? I would think your balls would get kinda soggy, and nothing is worse than soggy balls. I will be remote. I don't know if I can get to a puter or not, so on VODKADAY or TAPS and Post pick up some slack, WILL YA PLAIN!!!!!! Didn't see Obuma's speech, didn't care too, they are all fucking liars, and I hate all of them.. I tried watching Mere watch my mouth but guess what?? It didn't work, I have the same fucking mouth I had yesterday..If I offend anyone leave your name and leave....Ain't really in the mood for anybody's shit.. Went to battle with a brown recluse spider last night.. Son-of -a-bitch, blended right in with the brown rug. I had too get a telescope out to see him or her.. Got him, the General would be proud.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!!! He might be in Florida he thought we left about a week ago.. Probably thought we left him behind. YO!!, and he's the General. Gotta get some work done..This would be first Friday, but it was last week.. I used too like First Friday, we would go to the early Mass I guess 6 AM. and then we could go down Janices and eat breakfast and play pin ball, until it was time too get back in our cells..You guys from the Yunk remember first Friday.. I don't know what the big commotion was all about, except maybe it was a prelude to VODKADAY, but it was alright with me.. Give me some of the things you did like about Grade School.. Try and keep it grade school.. I don't know if I have any after First Friday.. LOL!! here we are doing First Friday on Second Friday.. Only on Plain and Simple Citizens.....
PLAIN, are you whacking?? I would think your balls would get kinda soggy, and nothing is worse than soggy balls. I will be remote. I don't know if I can get to a puter or not, so on VODKADAY or TAPS and Post pick up some slack, WILL YA PLAIN!!!!!! Didn't see Obuma's speech, didn't care too, they are all fucking liars, and I hate all of them.. I tried watching Mere watch my mouth but guess what?? It didn't work, I have the same fucking mouth I had yesterday..If I offend anyone leave your name and leave....Ain't really in the mood for anybody's shit.. Went to battle with a brown recluse spider last night.. Son-of -a-bitch, blended right in with the brown rug. I had too get a telescope out to see him or her.. Got him, the General would be proud.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!!! He might be in Florida he thought we left about a week ago.. Probably thought we left him behind. YO!!, and he's the General. Gotta get some work done..This would be first Friday, but it was last week.. I used too like First Friday, we would go to the early Mass I guess 6 AM. and then we could go down Janices and eat breakfast and play pin ball, until it was time too get back in our cells..You guys from the Yunk remember first Friday.. I don't know what the big commotion was all about, except maybe it was a prelude to VODKADAY, but it was alright with me.. Give me some of the things you did like about Grade School.. Try and keep it grade school.. I don't know if I have any after First Friday.. LOL!! here we are doing First Friday on Second Friday.. Only on Plain and Simple Citizens.....
Thursday, September 8, 2011
"Today Is The 8th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Hey Clairvoyant, you were right it is light out, but not very bright.. Not you, the brightness of the light that you predicted.. Got anything going at Philly Park?? I can make us a ton..Anyway out here at the Ville the critters are out there hammering away laughing, ARKing, drinking, and it is only 9AM..I got the dogs life not them. Yo does anyone watch America's Got Talent.. I don't watch any shows on daily or weekly basis, but this show caught my attention, and I'll tell you it was entertaining.. I think they are getting into the finals.. There was a little girl, I guess around 10 she got voted off last nite, I actually felt a little emotional (yeah me.) I mean she was the cutest, sweetest and very talented little girl, I ever saw on TV.. She lasted until the final 10 acts.. You are gonna hear about this kid.. Now if I only could remember her name..OK,, sports talk, the Phightins roll on, rolled the Braves right outta Philly town, gotta love this team..43 games over 500.. 90 wins. Pretty good stuff when you like the game, like I do.. I will admit I do love baseball, but it has too be the Phillies, I can't sit and watch other teams play..One of my best friends, Dave Morris, he will watch the Phils and then watch the games from the West Coast..He really enjoys watching baseball.. I can't do that.. I used to do it with football, before I stopped betting, and before it became the most boring game in America..Tennis has more action..My all time favorite is still horse racing, nothing in sports get me more pumped than having those two horses that are in front and in my exacta.. I didn't say they won, I just said having them in front.. This is where you come in Clairvoyant..Hey Plain, how do you know Clairvoyant is a female? Is it because the first name is Clair.., or are you also, somewhat Clairvoyant? Gotta get, bring some Clairvoyant happening that have happened to have happened to you during your life time..I levitated, but the next day I realized some big dude had punched me in my forehead and I was like a line drive for 5 minutes.. Woke up with a golf ball in the middle of my head...Thank God, it is not now, Plain would probably whack it...
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
It's September, It's September, It's September !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple It's September and if we have been on this thing for 240 days and there is 9000 hits that means there are 37 1/2 people a Day coming on here. I got a Question for you who is that 1/2 Person ?And don't give me some Half assed answer that it's some Half assed guy. And today is September 7th a Day we will live in Infants, when the Germans Attacked Pearl Harbor,and the Japs attacked gen. Custard at the Lil Big Horn, so we shall never give up this site will have 10, 000 1/2 people a day hitting on it, then it's on to the White House YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............
"Today Is The 7th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, The powers of observation, never cease to amaze me. I used August 6th for yesterdays post, and not one citizen or visitor corrected me..LOL!! COFFEE!!! NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........................................................I'm back, man when do I learn. One of my own philosophies was, a man makes a mistake, a Simpleton keeps making the same mistakes over and over. Now, once again you know how I got my name.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!Back to powers of observation. I guess it really doesn't matter what day or time it is around here, you people just move onto the next observation and anything goes.. That is fine with me, besides that, Jimmy Mc I was only off a month...I don't wanna hear any shit today, because none of you picked up on it.. Man, we had a lot of visitors yesterday.. That totally blows my mind..If I happened on a site like this, well not me, that is a bad analogy, if anyone else, not counting the citizens, stumbled on a site like this, they would just go to the next site. This is not true, they visit hang around, probably in amazement, that something like this exists.. Yeah that is it we are like aliens in the blog world..I know they gotta be wondering how a Mere Kat has his eyeballs on my forehead every nite, that is getting pornographic..Those critters are all still sleeping.. What a life they got.. Eat, drink, fuck with me, and sleep. I just might quit this shit and become one of the critters..Now that would be a great ending too the Ville. What happened to Plain and Simple? Well, the last time we heard, Simple threw up his hands, and waved good bye and marched off into the pine barrens with a crowd of drunken critters.. Plain was on a golf course somewhere in a place they called the Yunk, little known fact, he was crying his eyes out.. whispering come back Simple come back..Just day dreaming guys, we ain't going anywhere, until we hit the clouds...One thing I did find out, it is a little difficult to do a daily, I try but sometimes my Simple ass is caught up in other activities, that is why it is great to have Plain and the rest of you guys.. No matter what endeavor you try to achieve in life, it is always good to know someone has your back..Today's theme RAIN, WET, anything to do with water.. Yeah, I really don't give a fuck if we did it before, do it again, or do whatever you lke.. For me more coffee back too work.. and I'll talk to you later.. EVERYBODY!!! Out of the bunker!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa!! trapped Sample,, ARK ARK ARK!!!!!NAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!HATTTOTTONNNNA MATTAAADDAA!!!!!!!LOUD WHISTLING NOISES!!!!!!!!!!(from the toothless squirrel)....................There they go, get too work on that Ark..
It's a rainy night in Georgia..
Rain Man..(Blat, and Slat)
Rain Gutters, everybody should have to clean a 1000 of them before they are considered a man..
Sunny thank you OOPS.. no rules.
Later...
It's a rainy night in Georgia..
Rain Man..(Blat, and Slat)
Rain Gutters, everybody should have to clean a 1000 of them before they are considered a man..
Sunny thank you OOPS.. no rules.
Later...
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
"Today Is The 6th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Hey little late arriving today, lots and lots of yellow buses in front of me while trying to get too the Ville. Ah!! but I made it another wonderful day of work ahead..This is nothing compared to the day the tykes will be putting in.. All of a sudden the lights get turned on, Mom is yelling that is the fourth time I tried to wake you up, get up you got school today.. Tyke with eyes blinking and he is totally befuddled by what is going on..now what, what the hell happened to summer..I gotta get up!! no way not already... Yep time too go too school little McCafferty, the last ride of summer is over..Oh and look you get too wear your new rain slicker as it is going to rain all week..Great way too end the summer, back too school stuffed in a yellow bus with a bunch of kids that have no idea what happened and away they go.. Enjoy tykes, this is just a prelude for what this life has in store for you.....
Monday, September 5, 2011
"Today Is The 5th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, What do you mean they left?? Let me the fuck into the reunion!! My name is Simple and get these two goons off of me, I have many freinds inside this place..Listen Pal, or Simple or whatever you fucking name is, that reunion your talking about ended hours ago.. NO!! you mean I missed it!! Wait Floyd had a new Marine shirt for me..Floyd, Floyd you say..wait, that guy did have a shirt, but he gave it to some guy named Plain...WHAT!!! Plain has my shirt. Where the fuck is everybody?? Hello!! anybody at the Ville?? Hello!! Oh Boy, I really did it this time..Friday night at Harrah's with Danielle, had too put her to bed, the cards were hot, she is hot too, but the cards were hotter.. She left for work Saturday morning as I was laying down..Woke up figured the cards would still be hot, called Phil The Thrill too see if he wanted some action and he was on the next Train out of Cherry Hill, comes up the room and tells me he just saw Babe checkin in, I knew it right then and there as I was having breakfast and a screwdriver that I wasn't going anywhere.. Anyway, along with those two and cold cards it made for a long drinking, hooting and hollering, Saturday into Sunday..Phil don't drink so we left for his ranch around 3AM two long days, even for me..He said I looked like I should go to the Hospital.. I said fuck the hospital, just take me straight to the undertaker.. Now, I finally am realizing I am still alive, and what is the first thing I see through my bleary eyes but Jerry Fuckin Lewis, man when did he get so skinny. I must have went back in time.. I will go back in time later. I gotta get something to eat...be back..
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Today is the 4th Day of September in the Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marrin to ye lads & Lassies and a fine Marrin it tis. All I know is that everyone is heading for the Shore and a Saint Johns Reunion. I am sending a special Reporter to tell us all about the trip and who was there and who wasn't. Sooooooooooooo Have a great Day I'll be Back.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Today is the 3rd Day Of September in the Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the friggin Marrin to ye Lads and Lassies, Simple is on the road again, so here I am it 4 in the morning and I'm just going to bed. I wanna wish ya all a Great labor Day weekend , isnt it great Football is here. And i'm not talkin those rotten friggin Eagles I mean college Football, let the games begin. makes me think of some of the Nicknames the players had, like Crazy Legs Hurst, Mr Inside and Mr Outside for example, Name some , I'll be back with more later after I take a nap. Nite Nite God Bless ya!
Friday, September 2, 2011
"Today Is The 2nd Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Yep, Labor Day Weekend..One of the most dreaded days of the year.. I hate fucking Labor Day, with a passion known only too me. Hey little Simple, do you have your copy books and pencils.. Little Simple, put down the baseball and get your copy books ready..You gotta be shittin me already..I gotta do what the Old Boy does and get a drink, but I'm only 8, me and Floyd waited till we were nine, then I we raided the sacristy and got a bottle of white, drank it and the nun thought we were having seizures, coniptions back then.. We weren't having anything but a good old time we were both loaded..Nine years old, that takes balls man, especially back then in a Catholic School.. I remember humming too the nurse as I tried too see how she got those white stockings on, Floyd he was mumbling something about I got more than him.. I digress.. One more time, back to school, summer over, sneakers get thrown out, homework, nuns, wake up calls, did I say walk up the Manayunk wall for lunch..did I say homework, and the end of summer...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CELEBRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON LEFT ON THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!THIS HOLIDAY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why don't we just celebrate a fucking earthquake or something of that nature..See ya, this is my least favorite holiday....
Thursday, September 1, 2011
"Today Is The 1st Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, "The Autumn Winds Blow Chilly and Cold, September I'll Remember, A Love Once New Has Now Grown Old." Favorite time of the year at the shore.. Crowds are gone. Water is warm. Fish are running near the beach.. I know they have one big weekend left, but after that, the shore is a pleasure.. We should have a Plain and Simple weekend down in Cape May.. Then you can all Nanananananna, and sing we are the champions right in my face.. Boy, I am telling you one thing, don't fuck up here, they will hang your ass, or better yet tar and feather you with Greeny's feathers and run your ass out of the Ville.. Man, I may never contradict again, yeah right, I can't wait for one of you too make a mistake, and I know that is coming..OK, now we can be friends again..September, WOW!! that summer, amazes me how fast it went..I am serious this one was scary short..Nothing we can do about it, move on. I am sure the malls will be decorated for Christmas. I am sure N. Wildwood will enjoy another Irish Weekend, and Footballs will be booming all over the country.. I guess in their own way each month holds some sort of uniqueness about it, you sometimes just have too look a little deeper than usual.. Give me some unique things about September, good or bad, rich or poor, sickness and in health. What the fuck am I talking about..Oh September, I'll remember a love once new has now grown old..
September: School Starts, that's it..Fuckin Hated It....
September: School Starts, that's it..Fuckin Hated It....
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