Mornin, Happy, Happy, Monday..No, coffee on the nuts this morning.. Climb out of the rack at Phil The Thrills house, and nice guy I am, I head for Dunkin Donuts, get everybody coffee's four large, with a dozen donuts, head back too the house.. Hey everybody Dunkin and coffee as the screen door hit me in the arm and, yep four large Dunkin Donut coffee's all over the fuckin rug.. As me and my man Phil The Thrill are on our hands and knees cleaning up more coffee than they have in Columbia, he looks at me and says. Well, our bad luck is over for the day.. You gotta love Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill..
Work day, on my mission too get the fuck out of Work Days. I am going too join The Toads as a Ball Carrier.. yep, that's what they told me I could do, carry their balls..I guess that ain't a bad job, as none of them have too many HAHHHAHHAHHHAHAH!!! Only kiddin T, Babe, Monk!!! Only kiddin guys...I would carry your balls anyday...Man this place gets crazier and crazie..
When is Plain coming back??
WHERE TRHE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? There is a rumor circulating around the Yunk, that he is either headed for Mexico or Italy.. That's why he is the General..
Hey Earman, to answer another of your profound questions (gag) Harm is the guy that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, and you better stay the fuck out of his way..You will lose that head you think you found...
Be on the road again, me and Willie and The Boys.. Well actually Philly and me.
Let's bring on The Italian, just in case The General went there first.
Bon Journo mon paisano's, ESTE BUERNO UPA PLAINUZZIO!!!!
MY MOM!! (R.I.P.) Carmella Cherasso..Carmella Cherry in English..Love You..
Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
Mario Lanza and South Philly..
Plain and J Lo doing the Dadandella.
Frank and Dean.
Leanardo DaVinci and his code..
One of the best of all times.. Michaelangelo painting the Cistine Chapel on his back.. are you shittin me. Could you see some artist in this modern day doing something like that..
Of course no Itlain theme could go without honoring that great explorer Christopher Columbus who found a new world with 20 million people living there..what the fuck..
One more. Julius Caesar.. Et tu Brutae, fuckin right Caes, I wanted that Eygptian bitch...Here let me get your fifth rib nobody stuck a knive in there yet.. There ya go, hows that feel fucker.. OUCH!!!!!!
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Let's try this again,
Buongiorno - Good Morning
Buonosera - Good Evening
Buononotte - Good Night
Let's dance the Tarantella!
I could list Italian things until the next post so I'll just list what is most dear to me - my mom's (and our) entire family, nana, popie, aunts, uncles, cousins
(1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc.). I'm headed, as I said before, for Italy and will be spending time with cousins that still reside in the village where my popie was born, San Donato di Ninea in Calabria. BBL meeting some cousins, Anna Marie, Lucy, Mary, Mary,(yep, I meant to mention two Marys) Gerry, Betty and my Aunt Fran for lunch.
I'ma say somea dago myselfa, helloa to a yousa out dar.I rember when Simple brought a Horse off a dao guy he said I want that one! And the old Dago said but he no looka good1Simple said well he looks good to me, and the guy repeats but he no looka good! Well Simple buys him anyway and they enter him in a Race, the horse was ramming into the other horses and the Rail, Simple finds out the horse was blind and goes Back to the Dago he brought it from and says wtf Dude that horse is Blind......the old man said I told you he no looka good!
Hey Plain, that was an Irish horse. Lady Norma Of Tara..LOL!!She could see , but she only had one eye. How about Strebor, now he or she is correcting my Italiano, next she will be correcting my Slavic.., She should be correcting that goat..NAHAHAHHAHAHH!!
A-Aquaducts.
B-Busta Vosula.
C-Calimari
D-Dadadella
E-Escerole
F-Fungula
G-Gravy
H-Hills 7 of them
I-Italian
J-Julius Caesar
K-Kaisar leader of Germany, comes from the ancient word Caesar..
L-Legions
M-Munja
N-Naples
O-Opera
P-Pavorotti
Q-Quadiamonda, sa' ma chura' su' al bella meeeeeeeeea'' so chura ''planinus pliansu,,, so me ammmm aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!plainiummmm bella plain,,,, cho fi la tora bora maaaaa''''' ohhhhh chela me, chela me,plainiuma aaaaahhhhhh ahhahhhhhha!!!!! ohhhhh cheeelllala meeeeeeeeee"""" solo me plainieaaaa sooooooo'''''plaainnooooo plainooooo'''' coomeeee ona homeaaaa'' plaainoooooo'' plaino, plaino plaine plaini.......ah signoraaaa............''''
R-Roma
S-Sicily
T-Tuscanni
U-Uno, he knew Juan from Old San Juan. He also knew Juans brother Two..
V-Vesuvius
W-Wine, Woman, and
X-50
Y-Y IDK
Z-Same as Y IDK
Yo, I just got a coupon in the mail for a magazine called, are you ready? - "Really Simple".
I kid you not. Do you want it Simple?
Being school has started lets go for a test: Match the correct English saying with the Italian one.
1. Niente di nuovo sotto il sole
2. Troppi cuochi guastano la cucina
3. Sbagliando s'impara
4. Bacco, tabacco e Venere riducono l'uomo in cenere
5. Cane che abbaia non morde
6. Nella pentolino pieno di fumo
a. Barking dogs don't bite.
b. Too many cooks spoil the Broth
c. Wine, women and tobacco can ruin a man
d. One learns from ones mistakes
e. Nothing New under the Sun
f. All smoke no fire
Good luck and Jap Nose will be watching.....................
Miss Night is the prize......Or a dozen golf balls, or a bottle of Diva Vodka, or a gift card to the local feed mill for one year of exotic pet food.
Good job J. McC!!!!!!
Simple, yes you can bet the ranch I'm going to correct you. Aunt Jetty is rolling over in her grave at your incorrect Italian - she's saying I knowa Ia teacha hima better thana that.
Busta Vosula(OMG) - Pasta Fagiola
Dadadella - Tarantella
Escerole - Escarole pronounced shcaaa-oal
munja- Mangia
Tuscanni - Tuscany
Shame on you little brother.
A - Anthony, Saint of Padua
B - Bologna
C - Calabria
D - Donato, as in San Donato
E - Estruscan (forefathers of Tuscany)
F - Francis of Assisi
G - Garibaldi
H - Hadrian
I - Italians
J - Juliet
K - Kilometer
L - Linguini
M - Milan
N - Notte (night)
O - Orvieto
P - Pope/Pisa/Perugia
Q - Quattro (the #4)
R - Ravioli
S - Siena
T - Turin/Tivoli
U - Umbria
V - Vatican/Venice
W - Wine
X - XXX (30 in Roman Numerals)Bro, L is fifty)
Y - Yeti (snow creatures in the Apennines, what they call the Alps in Italy)
Z - Zucchero (sugar)
Man I'm good as I pats myself on the back, but then again have been there, grew up with all things Italian, and loved every minute of it.
Sure Strebor.. Why not. If they would have named it Plain and Simple. I am sure Plain would have sued them..
OK James.
1.Night of the living dead..
2.Eat at the Tropicana and get gas from the cucumbers..
Chit this is easy..NEXT!!!!
3.Plain and Simple, can ruin a fellow..(just scrolled down far enough too see the answers, but Finn aint that McCool, he won't know
I'll do my own answers first.
Hey Finn you got one of them answers fucked up..
Bacco and Tobacco and venere. wreck a fellow..
5. Cain killed able or Plain killed Simple or they both killed McFinn LOL!!! you got me nuts here man.. ARK!!! nuts, I want nuts. nuts, I want nuts. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GREENY OR THIS TIME YOU THE SHOTGUN NUTS UP YOUR FEATHERED ASS. Can't you see I am making a Simpleton out of myself. ARK!! not hard to do, not hard to do.. SON OF A BITCHIN PARROT.. I'll be back........!!!!!!!
Lets see Finn Im's a speaka gooda dago so ima say.
1 is E
2 is B
3 is D
$ is C
5 is A
6 is F
Amm I rightttttttttttt????????
Hey Strebor, let me educate you to something you may not know, after having a case of rolling rock and a bottle of jack with OUR Father. He informed me that I was a German. I said I know that, 1/2 German and 1/2 Italian...NO NO, son you are a German. Dad, Mom is Italian.. Doesn't mean a thing son your a German.. So Strebor when we have German day stand by with you Fagialoa, and L are 50 that is correct X marks the spot. Oh yeah 10... I stands corrected.. Gotta get outta here...
Gen a luna mensa malla, genni luna madi dava. Ost a seech a gena luna mensa baccala.. aH LA LA mens bacalla, yea yea yea mensa baccola..
Whennnnnnnnn The Moon hits your eye like a bigga pizza pie that's amore, that's amore.. When the sun seems too shine like you had too much wine, your in lovvveeee.. When your holding the dream you been dreaming of holding ahhhhhh Senoreeeeee.. Goshadrol what fool back in old Napleeee that's AMORE'''''''''''''''''''''YAY Simple more more more.. No that is it graci, graci, graci..........
Hey Plain get off the dago shit and give me some good old Dean Martin, before we hit the rack you Irish Prick.....
Hey Plain, LOL!!! I wish Nellie were still around and heard you say you speak good dago.. You would get a scaffatune...LOL!!! (I know that is a smack in Italian.)I know my shit Strebor.....Phillies Time...
YES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Plain
You are a winner..........I choose to give you Miss Night. You also win the Diva Vodka............If you have anyone you know that drinks Vodka you can re-gift. Simple gets 2nd and the golf balls. Good job.........and welcome back to school.....
Shit Finn, I didn't play right. I didn't know that I was supposed to put the answers where the questions were.. That's why I thought you fucked up.. Man, no wonder they call me Simple.. I get Simpler as the Ville rolls on.. You gotta admit that is some funny shit man.. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.. HA!!! about 98% of my life..LOL!!!Man oh man... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL????? Where? Oh Italy... Somebody better tell him the is a Naples Florida.. Yo, remember the trip, when we got to the airport, the General says, he can't find his licence, he is about five guys behind me. I told Billy Keenan, guarantee you it is in his pocket.., 5 seconds later you hear the General.. Oh, I got it, it was in my pocket..LOL!! Fuckin guys are incredible..
Miss Knight starts doing the Tarantellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as I sing Volareeeeeeeeee oh oh Cantareeeeoh oh oh lets fly way up to the clouds, away from the maddening crowds..........Volareeeeeeeeeeeee hey da Game is on ........and if Nellie was around I wouldn't Dare say Dago, she chased me with a rolling pin a few times.
LOL!! Plain, was a good day here at Plain and Simple. Yep the old rollin pin..Got me laughin man, that is a good thing..
How much do we miss that generation? Gosh it seems too have gone awfully fast..
Great song, Jimbo's favorite..I saw him and Uncle John trying too belt that baby out in Turella's a few times..
Fun day here at Plain and Simple, as I hope most are for the citizens and our visitors, and there have been quite a few..
To all the wonderful people that we mentioned today that have passed away. Hey, keep watching over us, we all can use it.. I know you were all laughing with us.. I did butcher some Italian. Can't wait for German Day, should be fun.. I guess we can call this a wrap and say Arevederchi (just butchered that one too.) Apologies too the Italian side of my family.. Yeah Dad, I am 1/2 Italian.. LOL!! I love and miss all of you everyday..
Chow!!!
To my wonderful friends here at Plain and Simple who help make my days a lot easier and a lot of fun..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way." especially you Ear.
TAPS.............................
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