Mornin, The powers of observation, never cease to amaze me. I used August 6th for yesterdays post, and not one citizen or visitor corrected me..LOL!! COFFEE!!! NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........................................................I'm back, man when do I learn. One of my own philosophies was, a man makes a mistake, a Simpleton keeps making the same mistakes over and over. Now, once again you know how I got my name.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!Back to powers of observation. I guess it really doesn't matter what day or time it is around here, you people just move onto the next observation and anything goes.. That is fine with me, besides that, Jimmy Mc I was only off a month...I don't wanna hear any shit today, because none of you picked up on it.. Man, we had a lot of visitors yesterday.. That totally blows my mind..If I happened on a site like this, well not me, that is a bad analogy, if anyone else, not counting the citizens, stumbled on a site like this, they would just go to the next site. This is not true, they visit hang around, probably in amazement, that something like this exists.. Yeah that is it we are like aliens in the blog world..I know they gotta be wondering how a Mere Kat has his eyeballs on my forehead every nite, that is getting pornographic..Those critters are all still sleeping.. What a life they got.. Eat, drink, fuck with me, and sleep. I just might quit this shit and become one of the critters..Now that would be a great ending too the Ville. What happened to Plain and Simple? Well, the last time we heard, Simple threw up his hands, and waved good bye and marched off into the pine barrens with a crowd of drunken critters.. Plain was on a golf course somewhere in a place they called the Yunk, little known fact, he was crying his eyes out.. whispering come back Simple come back..Just day dreaming guys, we ain't going anywhere, until we hit the clouds...One thing I did find out, it is a little difficult to do a daily, I try but sometimes my Simple ass is caught up in other activities, that is why it is great to have Plain and the rest of you guys.. No matter what endeavor you try to achieve in life, it is always good to know someone has your back..Today's theme RAIN, WET, anything to do with water.. Yeah, I really don't give a fuck if we did it before, do it again, or do whatever you lke.. For me more coffee back too work.. and I'll talk to you later.. EVERYBODY!!! Out of the bunker!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa!! trapped Sample,, ARK ARK ARK!!!!!NAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!HATTTOTTONNNNA MATTAAADDAA!!!!!!!LOUD WHISTLING NOISES!!!!!!!!!!(from the toothless squirrel)....................There they go, get too work on that Ark..
It's a rainy night in Georgia..
Rain Man..(Blat, and Slat)
Rain Gutters, everybody should have to clean a 1000 of them before they are considered a man..
Sunny thank you OOPS.. no rules.
Later...
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Hey Plain, I never thought, I would hear myself say this, but I really can't wait until you start whackin your balls again..Everybody knows it was the Visigoths that attacked Poland at it happened to be Sept.1. Little known fact, The Visigoths, were the first Goths, yep they were. When you think of Gothic, think of the Visigoths. They would raid a village or town, and they would stack the peasants according to their rank in the village. They would stack the lowest of the realm which in those days were many, then they would stack the shop keepers and artisans, then they would stack the land owners and last but not least the politicians, with the mayor of the town on top..Then they would set them all on fire..yep and sit around the campfire singing old Goth tunes.. Thus you had the first of many, in what became known as Gothic Architecture....You heard it hear first on Plain and Simple..
Hey Plain that 1/2 guy, was none other than Chief Half Town..Bows, to the applause, stop it, stop it, this is my job. I have to clarify things that Plain does not understand.. This is a life time commitment on my part, but as you see I will do it for my main man Plain.. Stop It, no more applause, thank you, let me sing When you walk through a storm.. Wait a minute that is Jerry Lewis better known as "I quit helping The Muscular Dystrophy association, unless of course there is more money in it for me.." Where was this fuck on Labor Day!!
August, January, WTF I never know what Day, Month or Year it is anyway. I just look for the big bold lettering and see if I read it before. If Chief Half Town checks in again you will have the other half. I have a funny feeling it was Plain. He figured out how to get on as a 1/2 citizen. He has too much time on his hands now that he can't whack his balls, even though he can whack them anytime. I don't know if any citizens have seen on facebook "You know you are from Roxborough if ". This site has some interesting pics on it.........http://www.phillyhistory.org/PhotoArchive
I saw the Pretzel man and some of Henry Ave when they were building it. I was bitching about the rain but after looking at some of the flooded pictures I shut up.
TWO POSTS: REPEATING OURSELVES - I KNOW, I KNOW, NO/KNOW RULES!!!!!
SUN IS OUT RIGHT NOW - YIPPEE!!!
Hey Jim, I saw that sight, they are trying to copy the ville, that shit ain't happening, wait till I find out how to post pictures.. We will be in a whole new format of dementia...
They can take are Livessssssssss but they can't take are FREEDOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Chit Sample, smirks the 1/2 guy Is Chief Halftown ?Then all I can say is east aaaaaaaaaa saaaaaaaaaaa sousawayyyyyyyyyyyyy Tribal Members.
Yep, I triede posting pics on here but it won't do it. If you can figure it out that would be great. Ask the BLOG Gods or Plain (LOL).
There is a way to put Pictures on here. You just need the Knowledge to do it.
Clairvoyant say, "there is way to put pictures on here but you need the knowledge." Hey Clairvoyant uhmm, knowledge is like Kadaffy in Libya around here..It is hard to find.. I have to Get E Zee Ed back here, he could find Kadaffy if he could find Libya..
The Rain Game..
How about the guy that used to go to the town where there was a drought, and he would get a stick with two separate ends on it, sorta looked like a stick man devil., and he would hold the stick in front of him with the horns or whatever out front, and it would lead him to water.. I tried it one time when I was enhanced and let me tell ya it works.. I fell in the Schuykill River..and got caught in a current I went like a 1/2 mile when I finally got to shore, I was still holding the stick, screamin it fuckin works man!!!!!!of course there was no one around, so I just shook myself off and walked up to Turella's, where no one even noticed I was wet...
Ahhhhhhhh Clairvoyant is a Mantra or a Psychic. All you need is the Knowledge Simple!!!!!! Whats wrong with you ?
And Clairvoyant I must tell you I used to be a Medium but now I'm an extra large Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhh chit bet you saw that coming huh Clair, lolllllllllll okay let me compose myself here.An Simple if ya wanna know how to pt Pictures on here , go to settings and read the directions, if you wanna start getting advertizing on here go to Monetize Google wants to pay us, and ya need to open this up to the other blogs but I'm telling you now I'm not answering 10,000 questions when they start coming in here!
Okay I'm back I was out of Body and out of Mind for 30 minutes. And yes Claitvoient When I was a Medium and an Alchemist I almost had a Psychic Girlfriend but we broke up before we met , we knew it wouldn't work.
Lets see the rain game, how do we play it Simple ?
The Raaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn Game...........
Rain Rain Mo Rain
Banana fana fo Rain
Fe fi fo Rain Rain
Rain Rain
Billy Billy, Ark Ark, Mere Mere
Slav Blat,Rodent Rodent, Menagerie
Banana fana fo Menagerie
Fe fi fo Menagerie
Menageerie
That was good Jim, thanks for teaching Plain the Rain game..It is almost impossible to believe that we are in our ------------ah fuck it let the visitors guess.. I think the standard of living kinda states that people our age (whatever that means) should be acting a little bit more mature than we do..That ain't gettin it, this is how we act............I meant to say period.. Never quit.. I once heard winners never quit and quitters never win. Then I heard it again and again and again, until like most cliches I started hating it. So if you quit fuckin quit.. If you win big deal you fuckin won..That is my new mantra here at Plain and Simple.
Sunny Sunny Bo Bunny
Bananna Fannana Fo Funny
Fe Fi Mo Money.
Sunnnnnnny...
The rain game.....
Predicks, someone will be leaving soon. And that tonite will be Dark followed by light tomorrow.
This Clairvoyant is good Simple, maybe we should hire her.We could give her medium Pay.So Far she is right on, it is dark tonite and I'm leaving now.And if it's light tomorrow she will be 3 for 3....................turn out the Lightssssssssssssss the partiessssssssss overrrrrrrrrrrr..............dobie zen ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I like this Clairvoyant. If you can pick me a trifecta a day, we will be multimillionaires.
Dobie Zen Ya Plain, for those of you that don't know the Polish language, that means go home and go to bed..I am already home here in the pines, another damp nite, critters are movin on in.. Blat and Slat are already passed out with that drunken goat, gnawing on what's left of their toes.. I don't want to disturb Greeny and Slammin Sam they are still chugging some absolute.. Mere is here is eyeballs are poppin out of his head and he is once again starting at me, staring at he Phillies.. Hattoona Matada Simple.. Hatoona Matada Mere.. You ever notice how many languages we speak here at the Ville it is almost like the Tower of Babbel.. that is a story for another day..As Clairvoyent said it will get light tomorrow.. Whispering, how does Plain know Clairvoyant is a female..That Plain guy, he sure is something.."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS..........................
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