"IT IS NOW POST TIME, Mornin, just did a post and now I can't find it.. You would think, by now I know how to do this shit.. WOW!! Plain and Simple move into another stratosphere. Great job with the pictures, Jimmy Mc, oops I mean Carol..
Let me describe our first pictures here at the Ville. The first one is, as it well should be, The General, this was taken last week..
The second one is Simple enjoying a cool beverage, that was in Danny Crocco's back yard. I believe that is Mickey Crocco laying on the chaise long, but I don't recoginize anyone else. Maybe if Micky visits she can help us out..That was taken last week also..
Moving on real quick..I can see Plain right now tearing through his albums.. Linda, Linda where is that picture of me that I sent too Hollywood.. Hollywood?? what are you talking about TArry.. You know remember I had that audition for Fruit Of The Loon, I was going to be the dingleberry. WHAT?? yeah yeah, I almost made it, but I got in a battle with the director over a quart of Schmidts.. TArry what am I going to do with you. Nothin, just get the albums.. Well here is a year book from Roman.. Yeah, let me see that.. Look Linda, there I am I got best looking in the class. TArry that is the wrong year. That is 1964 that is Ernie.. WHAT??? give me my glasses.. Ernie!! oh yeah, at look at the comment underneath by Pat Renshaw. Best Looking Asshole..What a day here at Plain and Simple.. If you have a favorite day or week or month, favorite now, no hate today, although I know, no rules.., but as Plain. that good looking cur, so profoundly put it isn't having no rules a rule.. I have been thinking about that for months.. Anywho, bring some days, weeks, months, that were special too you, bring anybody's names with day, weeks, months, years, light years.. PHEW!! This fucker better post man...Let me do one day. I think Der Bingle (for our younger visitors, Bing Crosby) did here..
Doris Day.. by the way Der Bingle was a real asshole not Simple..
Day Dream Believer and a Home Coming Queeennn, cheer up Sleepy Gene, oh what can it mean..
DayTona 500, Little Known Fact.. The Daytona Five Hundred has been run for over 70 years, yep.., but what people don't know is it started out as alligator racing, the Seminoles would have their annual tribal meeting on the beach in Daytona, they would all bring their pet alligators and race them.. One of the Alligators was unbeatable his name Secregatoriat, the other Semininoles where getting tired of him winning every year, so they all got together and bred. Slewgator. He got beat by 32 lengths. The Seminoles gave up and yelled bring on the cars.. The rest is ancient history and so am I...
3 comments:
How did you know I did fruit of the loom commericals?And any day I wake up is my favorite Day.And you are right about the Daytona 500 Simple it is a lil known fact that every year 500 Semiholes (they were almost assholes)met at Daytona The one year the Chief Semihole was giving a speech on commitment when one of the alligators bit him on the Penis ! The chief starred for like 10 seconds thenPoked it in the eyes and kicked it off!!!!Then said who among you is ready to show Commitment ? One of the Braves raised his hand and said I will Chief ! But you have to promise you wont poke me in the eyes!!!!!!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhchit call 911
Hey I know some of those guy's in the Pictures !That guy In the yellow hat is Kazimir Radimir everyone knows him.He was standing on ridge Ave one day and everyone was saying hey kazimir and wat up kaz , So this other guy says damn he knows everybody!And this other nay sayer goes that a lil much isnt it noone knows everybody. So the guy says well I don't know anyone that dont know Kaz.So the Nay sayer says bet he dont know my Barber so they bet 20 bucks they call his Barber and Weasel says heel everybody knows Kazimir. So now the nay sayer is pissed and say I'll bet you 100 bucks the President dont know him.He coming here tomorrow and lets go to his meeting and see if he knows him.So they do and the president calls Kazimir up to the podium and ask how he has been.With this the nay sayer is really pissed off and says I know he dont know the Pope.I'll bet you 5,000 dollars and i'll even Pay for the trip to Rome just to prove it. So off they all go to Rome and Kazimir tells them they will only let me in because of security reasons. And now the nay sayer is laughing saying yeah right you cant get in Because they dont know you, well Kaz says wait here and i'll try again, to get an audience with the Pope. well there waiting like 15 minutes and people from all over are coming into Saint peters square its mobbed, then you here this roar go thru the crowd and the Pope walks out and is waving his hands the people are going crazy, and Kazimir is standing right next to him.And a young Nun says to the Mother Superior who is that Mother? And Mother Superior's jaw drops and says Omg I don't know the guy waving , in the big Hat but that's Kazimir.The young Nun said i know that I meant the guy in the big Hat.
Pain, OOPS!! I mean Plain, just a mishap on the old keyboard.. All Aboard!!! I don't know what I would do without you Plain. You are the man. I knew Kazmir, I know his KAT KATMERE..He won't stop staring at me..I'm hittin early man, 6 am wake up call. Me and Phil The Thrill will be done by 12. Then it's Manayunk for me.. Vodkaday baby...Somebody blow TAPS.. Thanks..
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