"It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. You think so. I know a lot of people that think that. Hey everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Refreshing from last night. I agree with Dave, and I am a big Utley and this Phillies team, fan. I said Utley was the smartest ball player that I ever saw, as far as great second baseman, Dave named a plethora of them, whose baseball stats are better than Utley's, but it is just something aura, karma or whatever you want too call it, that brought this team together, and I think Utley is a big part of that..I know Robinson and Sandbergh, and Fox are all hall of famers, and I know my Dad always said quit betting with your heart and start betting with your wallet. Just this Simpleton's opinion, but for this team in this era, (and a little prejudice), I want Chase Utley..Now my main man Plain, once again I do agree that a lot of these athletes are prima donna ass holes, but come on Plain, you gave me Utley, Pence and Polanco as solid good guys and athletes, and I agree, but you said the rest of the team were prima donnas. Do you really lay that label on a catcher like Chooch, or player of forty yearss old like Ibanez? Don't you think Victorino has come a pretty long way from a Rule 5 reject, and what about General Lee, giving up about 20 million or a few cents less or more too join the Phils., and Halladay, he wanted to come here bad.., did you miss these guys? Or do you really think that? I could be wrong but knowing you, I don't think you believe these kinda guys fit the prima donnas rolls we talk about.. Fuckin Dominic Brown reminds me more of a prima donna than any of these guys. He reminds me of a pampered fuck already..I also like Vance Worley. I also think Oswalt has the first dollar he ever earned. What the fuck was he doing running a bulldozer, hire a guy, those machines can shake your lungs loose.
OK movin on until I hear from the boys.. Looked around the Ville this morning, awfully quiet, without my Mexican Crew.. Maybe I will invite them too live here..We have Juan Morrisalles, Jimmenez Morano, Roberto Witez, and his leetle brother Eduardo.. Come on into the Ville you would all be a welcome addition. This is where the book is baby...Today we can continue on with baseball how about some more nicknames, there are some great ones out there, and anybody, or anything, that has anything to do with baseball in their names.. Strike it up, run it out, let's go.. On the road for awhile, so I will do some now..
The Barber
Scooter
Boog
The Big Unit.
Let me get some names in here..
Bat Masterson
Lucille Ball.
Catcher In The Rye.
Baseball and Ballantine (thought I would throw that in there for the old folk.)
Angels In The Outfield.
Roger The Dodger. ( I know he was a football player.)
Get too it guys..
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And, on we go repeating, repeating, repeating....Oh what the hell!
The Whiz Kids
BBL
Hey Strebor, Hey Strebor, Hey Strebor, what do you mean by repeating. ARK!! did I hear repeating, did I hear repeating, did I hear repeating.. I hate this fuckin parrot.. Yo, ask Plain about meeting Mere..That is no mere meeting..that is a classic..
Plain we are anxiously awaiting the tale of the mere meeting.
Simple read what I said again number 1 I said it may be the best pitching staff ever! Now let me explaing the word ever to you ! That means from the beggggg you know what never mind I don't wanna give a Simple answer, smirks. Now I named the Three I liked and the rest are old especially in Baseball terms but a player is a player is a player. Now let me explain that to ya either ya can play or ya can't. They want Pitchers to be 6 foot 2 inches and taller yet Pedro Mendoza was the best Pitcher for ten years and he was 5 foot 10. They want short stops 6' 4" or 6'5" and Ernie Banks was like what 175 Pounds Hank Arron was 185 Pete Rose wouldn't be Drafted by todays Standards. Billy Bean Knows his shit Check out the Movie Money Ball but the book is great it tells all. And with that I rest my case your Honor.
Ahhhhh Strebor It was just a Mere Meeting in the ville In walked Simple when we were down the ville Monday and on his Shoulder with a Marine Corps Hat on was Mere, I was taken aback eyes wide open and a stare down started.It was just a mere reaction by both of us. I think mere would have won cause my eyes were bugging out, and Simple wanted me to get back to work so he took Mere away they went and got coffee.People don't belive there is a Mere Kat or Greeny is there in the Ville trust me they are so there with wild Turkeys chip Monks Ground Hogs Deer you name it.I wanted to stay but the other Polish Mexicans I was with wanted to leave before dusk they are affraid of the Josiey Devil, I don't know why we were with him all Day.
To all non believers let it be known, that we hooved creatures of the night exist.. I can run faster than a cheetah. My jaws are stronger than a lions. I can fly faster than a falcon, and I love too eat, whatever I catch.. Maybe it was a good thing that the Polish Mexicans left my turf before dark, it get dark, damp and foggy in the Pines at night.. That is when I roam.. Beware, if creatures like Mere exist, why do the people of this area, deny the existence of me. The Jersey Devil is real, and I live and eat in the pines. What I eat doesn't matter. My favorite time of the year is coming, be warned I love too eat on Halloween and the weeks leading up to it..Don't doubt me. I have roamed, Chatsworth, Bear Swamp, The Wharton Tract, Jenkins Neck, (I was there the night they stretched Jenkins neck), Blue Anchor, and any of the thousands of square miles of scrub pine too the shore. Come on out look for me, come alone it will be more fun. Come see if all the legends are true. Just make sure, you say your goodbyes.. Be seeing you around......
Around this time of year there are the most sightings of the Jersey Devil. And it's a lil known fact that the Jersey Devil has been around for 2 centriesThe State of N.J. has been haunted by this creature known as the Leeds Devil or the Jersey Devil for a long time. Legend says one nite in 1735 A witch Known as Misses Leeds gave Birth to the Devils Child it beat everyone in the room to death and flew out the window, and has been in the Pine Barrens ever since. And Trust me friends there is a Jersey Devil lots of them Ive seen them there's Snooki, Martin Brodeur, Ernie the Devil hissself.
I see Plain knows his Jersey Devil History. Old Jimmy Leeds road is only a mile or so from The Ville. What Plain and that Old Jersey failed too say.That the daily number in New Jersey yesteday, was......drum roll eddie.....................666..... Yep it was. check it out. wannna talk karma.. wanna talk devil. check it out....
Yo, what is wrong with this Ville. We were talking about baseball, names and nicknames, and we wind up with the Jersey Devil.. With the pick 3 in New Jersey 666. Somebody trying too tell you people something. Guess we should call this a wrap. I think we all should get on outta here tonight. We will try again tomorrow, and see how we can mess that up.LOL!! Gotta love it.
I'm outta here, come on in critters, bad night too be hanging out in The Barrens..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS.........................
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