Mornin, The Autumn winds blow chilly and cold September I'll remember a love once new has now grown old. Yeah man, moving along here in the old back to school month. Get it over with for all I give a fuck..I think as you grow older, much like that love I talked about, it really doesn't matter what season it is. What's the difference? You know what, I might have to retract that statement, because of my main man Plain. I guess he cares if it is winter because then he can't whack his balls, but besides Plain, puleeeeezzze besides Plain, that man is not normal, he probably whacks his balls in the winter. OUCH!! Nothing like whacking your frozen balls, sons-of-bitches could explode..I digress. Plain has a way of doing that to people.. Hey Catey how about saying hello today, without spittin and a peein.. AH! go ahead spit and pee if you must, I know you ain't the only one..Where was I..............................................................Man, come on Simple..........................................Oh something about the seasons. Yeah, I really don't care what season it is, and WHEN not IF, WHEN I get the fuck out of business, I won't give a shit if it is 1 O'clock, 2O'clock 3 O'clock rock around the clock tonite...I digress..My apologies too the visitors, as for the citizens, nobody made you hang with us, so now you are here until we disappear..Man, what have you wrought upon yourselves. You gotta put up with Plain for another fifty years WOW!! OK enough ramblin you Simpleton, lets get on with the seasons. I don't care if you like them hate them, in Finn's case don't even know what season it is.. LOL!! Just bring some stories or likes and dislikes.. Me, knowing my ornery old ass, will probably go for dislikes..Here we go another day at Plain and Simple.. Gotta love it..
I will Start with winter. Why?? Why?? you ask, because it is the first one..Hey Jimmy Mc I liked that game yesterday, although I didn't know how too play..They don't call me Simple for nothin..I digress.
Winter January---New Years Eve FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!! New Years Day throw that into the hate category also.
February--Here we go with the glorified rat coming out of a hole in Puxatawney Pa. again..What's too like Valentines Day. (PUKE)....
December--Can't help myself, still gotta a little Christmas spirit left in me, plus let's not forget the meaning of the day if you are a Christian..I like the Santa deal for the tykes and young parents, it is just so overblown, somebody should back off a little bit..Well maybe Obuma and those super duper economic advisers will take care of that. I think they already have. Just forget I said that Plain, and stick with the seasons..You know like Frankie Valle.. Little known fact, Frankie Valle started the four seasons, yep, before him there were only three.When he first started his singing career, the group was called Frankie Valle and Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring.. What then transpired is, a giant law suit from the Howdy Doody Organization.. Yep, They had a Princes, whose name was Summer Fall Winter Spring, yep, and she went on the warpath.. So, Frankie not wanting too start another Indian War, in Indian Summer, gave up and changed the name to The Four Seasons. Yep, that is how they got their name.. you heard it first here at Plain and Simple..Let's see I did January, February, and December..Oh yeah, and all the beautiful snow those months can bring.. Strebor especially likes too watch Suzie Snowflake tum tum tumbling down.. Let's here about the seasons or anything else, notice I always say anything else, because I never really know if you will comment on the Post. Hey, getting to know my shit...Call ya Finn..
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O Comments.. What is so important in your lives, that you can't make a comment, here at the Ville. I think nothing, don't even go there Plain. You know I think nothing..
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Spring..Life Springs eternal, no it don't..Everything and Everybody dies, but not everybody lives. Chew on that one for awhile.. Little known fact: that saying applies to most people..not the ones I know, but most sheople.
Spring, I like Spring, sorta starts off with Spring Training with the Phillies.. Hey how about that, I guess that is why they call it Spring Training. Learn something everyday here at Plain and Simple. Also, kinda like the longer, warmer days..Plus love is in the air, it is rutting season, I know because last spring I saw Greeny and the Slavs rutting around.. I like that word, RUTTING: To rut, to rut for sex, to rut for anything. Little known fact: When it is rutting season Billy grows a little horn, no not on his head, remember he broke that horn when he fell off the end of the bar.. He gets a little horn, youuuu knooooww,, that is where the terminology HORNY comes from, yep between Billys legs, and here all this time you just thought he was a drunken goat..Oh yeah, Spring..Baseball, the beginning of the end of the school year..girls starting too wear shorts.. I don't know why I put that in there, as I really never looked at them..(GAG!!!) ok ok I looked. Later, come on in, have some fun.. Rut around for awhile..just watch out for the goat in the Spring.. He Springs Forth with good natured humping...
Walks in the Ville and starts making my Territory, then puts my head down and rams into the goat knocking him senseless, nawwwwwwwwww just kidding, i did have to piss bad tho. Smirks, Simple have you lost your mind......wait thats a dumb question.......And yes Simple everything is seasoned it's why God Made salt and pepper, Now what was your Question ? Who cares and don't scare Catey away she is prolly still Blushing about spitting her coke and peeing her pants, puts my hand over my mouth and does a guy giggle, like she should of never told us that.Simple is brutal on those things. catey i promise we will be good come backkkkkkkkkk Catey.And I like all four Seasons simple Especially Frankie Vallie wow some of those notes he hits something else it's a lilo known fact tho that the guy behind him was squeezing his Balls thats why he had such a high pitch, and you heard it here first on plain and Simple. Nods and walks away.
Hey Plain, I heard a different version of how Frankie hit those real high notes.. Sorta in the same text, but a leetle bit different. The guy behind him whacked him in his balls with a sand wedge. I don't know which version is true the squeezing or the whacking, but either or it worked, cause that fucker belted out some high squeals. Sorta like a Poland China Pig Rutting.. Love that word rutting..
Ruuuuttttinngggg Cheri BAYYYYAYAYAYBE CHERIIIII CHERIIIIIIII BAYABEEEEEEE, Rutting won't you ruttttt with me toniiiigghtttttt... Rut Rut Rut..
Where was I.. Oh, wait a minute.........................................................................Shit I was over there doing another Post.. Don't even say it Plain.. Anybody can make a mistake. It takes a Simpleton too keep making the same mistakes over and over and over and over and over. Fuckin key stuck...
What can I say about the seasons; each one brings some joy and also some problems: starting with summer, my favorite, except when the temp hits 90 or more degrees with the humidity at the same level; the a-c's have to be turned on and once again, like in the dead of winter, you have to be closed up in the house. Love the summer when it is about 80/85 degrees low humidity and you can open windows and sit on porches and enjoy the lazy, hazy days of summer. Fall, the only nice thing I can say about Fall is the beautiful colors we enjoy but we know that it is a sign of the dead season, "winter", which I hate most of all. Christmas still brings some joy especially the times you get to spend with family; hate the commercialism that Christmas brings with it and the aholes that start shopping at midnight on Thanksgiving. And, lastly we have Spring, which should be the best time of the year but lately we maybe have enjoyed a total of 10 nice days during the whole season; we come out of the dead season and roll right into the blistering summer days. But to each his own; there are those that enjoy something out of each season. Ergo seasons turn turn, turn, etc...................
Beer Season............Little known fact that Philly was the biggest BEER Producer in the NATION between 1870 and 1920........Just something that wasn't covered by seasons.........Don't know why.........OK
Gotta put some salt and pepper on my cheerios and watch the Phils..Won't be back, so if someone would blow TAPS would appreciate it..Talk too you guys tomorrow. I think something is wrong with me I keep thinking about Frankie Valle getting whacked in his balls. I gotta get outta here..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
Simple you should know these screams and high Notes from the beginning of time have come from squeezed Balls, Tarzan you think he could yell like that if it werent for Jane breaking his Balls ?This is a lil known fact you heard right here on Plain and Simple.I"m not going to tell you why Timmy yelled eeeeeeee ock eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on Lassie.
Blowing TAPS.........Everyone stay out of harms way............If we all stay in bed we will be out of harms way..........Maybe/////////////
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