"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off, What the fuck McCool, it ain't bad enough that I am doing this with aching head. I gotta stop and say wait, today is the 22nd isn't it?? God have mercy on the man that doubts what he is sure of... I had to go check the paper.. You know Jim, having you back is great. I just am not sure if you know you are back..You and Strebor are more or less the steadying influence on that lunatic that rides around here on a trike, but come on man, you gotta get on the ball with days and months and years..I know I put us in the wrong time zone, but that is because I Am Simple Lord Of The Simpletons...lol..Fuckin guy.....
Alright, having vented on that old sailor it is time to do some sailing.. I took a cruise yesterday..PHEW!! I have many, many, many, many, many things to thank The Good Lord for in my life, and one of them is Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill.. I mean the man loves everything I love in this life.. he loves going to Manayunk and seeing all the guys.. He loves all sports,especially horse racing. He loves the poker machines and can hang with the best of them...and DRUM ROLL EASY............................................................HE DOESN'T DRINK!!!!! I have other friends that love all the same, and they don't drink either, but their wives know me to well to let them hang out with me all the time...LOL!!! Anyway me and the Thrill start out at the refinery what a fuckin business that is.. and naturally wind up at ECKS for lunch and a few beers. Owed some money stop up another club in town..spend the money before I pay it back..Wind up in East Norriton at my cousins..watchin wheel of fortune.. I say, why we watchin it lets go play it.. My cousin says not this week, I know he whacked it pretty good one week, but I didn't ask if they got it back.. Anyway that saved me from SugarBoat or House or whatever the fuck that place is called.. Beautiful Saturday, good weather for all the kids playing football, for us anyday on the right side of the sod is a good day...Looks like the Ville is up and running and like I said, I wish I could devote more time too it, as without me this place is a fucking disaster.. Could you imagine Plain and McFinn, or McFinn and Strebor.. or Strebor and Plain.. They wouldn't last a week without Simple.. So, on that note... I AM GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wait till they read that. You gotta admit I might be Simple, no I am Simple, but I got some balls baby......BRING it PLAIN, FINN, and STREBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What the Fuck.......You know I don't know which day it is and neither will you when you get out of that Capacitor Cave your in...they are all the same.....ask Plain, he reads the paper everyday so he knows the day by the reading the Bulletin.....after whacking........OK do you or any of our crazy citizens know if Eck's has WIFI. Can you use the puter in the bar? They must have cable and a router. Just checking....Tomorrow is the 23rd....Right? Then the next day is the 24th. Got it......for now
Its 2011 ????????WTF I thought it was 1991 what happened in the 60's and 70's????????Oh yeah that right thats when I had those two Blackouts, now I rember.And yes This place couldn't run without Jim and Strebor thats for sure, I mean I'd be the first ever to get locked up for chocking a guy on a computer if it was just me and Simple.I dont know how i'd do it but I'm sure If I called my friend Bill Gates he would find a way.And Simple Our wives have nothing to do with it we Call them and whisper Ernies hear call me so I can get out of here.He wants to go to Sugar Boat Park Place and Harrras and I dont mean one of them I mean all of them.Smirks you know we Love ya Simple...................I'll be Back maybe game this afternoon.
Simple, wtf are you? Plain, keep on triking and whacking. J.McC, keep up the pictures, they are great! (But try and get the day right) I'll just hang in here and hope to contribute a nugget of laughter or whatever. Hooray for P & S!!!
Hey Strebor, I had to turn that phone off. I had calls from the shop calls from people asking where are you. I couldn't even hole a Simple conversation.. Talke too a guy that knew me, I didn't know him, but he was a cousin of one of the all time great guys.One, Sonny Dillela..Me and Sonny bonded many times but the best was when we a got in a huge fight in the subway under Roman. Fifty guys went down there with us, and a whole lot of brothus from N. Philly,and when the shit hit the fan, there was only three of us..Just kept on swinging that brownie bag, and as a bunch of us almost fell onto the railroad tracks here comes the train. Sonny hit this black dude like 5 times before he even got his hands up, but me and Jackie Shoenwolfe were alone, and they dragged Sonny onto the train heading for North Philly. I thought he was dead. Cops came and me and Jackie took off, there were guys stretched bleeding, it was fucked up down there. Anyway, talking too his cousin yesterday and we called Sonny, didn't get to talk to him yesterday, but I am sure I will. The sad part about this story, is that Sonny made out OK on the train, but got expelled from Roman. It was so fucking unfair that I told them to expel me too. He didn't start that shit and he had no choice but to end it. I met him years later and that is a great story for another time..., but we both agreed after all those years. Fuck Spike Dolan, he was the principal that had him expelled. He was still bitter about that, he took it very personal. Dave Morris and Sonny went through Army boot camp together. I don't know if they were together in Nam. They may have been I have to ask Dave. I have Sonny's number and we can give him a call. Strebor you may remember him. He was one handsome kid with jet black hair, and just a great all around guy..
I would like to take a moment and send a Happy B'day wish to one of the finest young men,I know, and one of my best friends. DAM JR.
David Arthur Morris.!!
Another Saturday night and I aint got much money and I just got paid, got a little left for some Texas Hold at Phil The Thrills Casino. I'm in a good way..
Don't like the game, but when in Phils do as Phil does, or something like that. Not much else on the agenda. Called the Ville Slat picked up the phone. He said ALLLO!! I said hey, Slat it's Simple. Glad too see you finally found out how to work the phone.. He said Sample!!! Da Fooon Don Verk!!and hung the fuck up.. Phew!! the shit I put up with around here.. Back later let me take some Hold Pots down. This is my strategy. First Hand I'm all in.. Second Hand I am watching from a chair at another table.
Yo!! I'm the only one rappin in the Ville, so I am wrappin it up..
Texas Hold Em time. This shouldn't take long..As another sun sets on The Ville here on October, ah, ah, ah, I ain't sure, what the date is you will have to ask that OLD SAGE, Finn McCool. He will help you out...You will be late for your cremation..Long Live The Ville.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." and be careful of people jumping out second story windows..
"TAPS"
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