"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. Man, there is no doubt about that..If one thing is ever for sure in this life, those loons and brothers, I grew up with are definetly off. When I say off. I mean OFF! This is not what people would consider a normal group, but what makes it really unique is the fact that we don't give a fuck what most people think.. I can't get into everything right now, as my head feels like that old style deep sea helmet Dave had on his head last week.., but I got a lot of stories. Real quick.. Watched the Phillies go down 1-0.. I can't even begin to go there yet.. So therefore I hit the rack roughly around 1AM Friday nite.. Stare at the ceiling for about 3 hours, then jump out of the rack shower up, and Phil takes me too the airport at 5 AM.. Board said Plain with no, sleep.. Naturally Me, Floyd, and Dave grab last class..Hit the Steward up with 60.00, and begin too down vodka and orange juice for breakfast..I must admit by the time he said we were flying over Washington, I was well on my way to a super buzz..I do not, and I will admit this remember landing in Florida. I just remember going into my impersonation of Al Pacino, in Scent of A Woman.. I was told there were a lot of people staring and laughing and a lot of people staring in disgust.. Once again I don't give a fuck what most people think..I do remember the security guard, grabbing me, and I do remember a few of my laughing cohorts, saying, he is fine he is just doing impersonations.. Like that is fine in an airport..Luckily the Securtiy Guy loved the movie, especially my rendition of the scene in the Baird School..LOL!! Anyway me and him wind up huggin and they somehow get me in the van..There I proceeded on with my impersonation as we had about a 40 minute drive too our destination..Some of the guys said I was pleading with the driver too let me drive..Lot's more too come.. Carpre Diem...That either means, seize the day, or one of those strange looking fish that was pulled into our pontoon boat on some God forsaken lagoon somewhere off the Gulf Of Mexico....
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Good Start........Need Baltimore to stay in the Suicide Pool......Can't wait to here the rest. Maybe I can get you on Dancing With the Stars.............
Walks into the ville and streches, nods at all The Simpletons. Finn McCool You did a great job while I had Simple in treatement errr I mean Therphy aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh errrrr I mean while we were on Vacation, and looking for the General.In whom I may add We found in south Florida on the west coast, as always we had a Great time but too many Old people down there for me, smirks.And Simple is right he resally don't give a Chitt,and when he was doing Forrest Gump on the plane and in the Airport people were dying there was a bunch of Knee slappers there too, as he's yelling Plain Plain in his gump voice Knee Slappers. They laughed more and didn't know what he was talking about.But Simple wants to know why I say Chitt instead of Shit ands I'll explaing it all later today. I'll be back
Okay lets see I told Simple I say Chitt instead of Shit because it sounds a lil nicer, I told him we dont need to curse and you see how well he listened when he came on last Night. I really don't think he gives a Chitt.
Like I said I use the word Chitt because it sounds nicer,and I got it from a friend of mine who's name was Chitt, there was a whole Chitt family my friends name was Jack. And I dont think Simple knows Jack Schitt
But Jack Chitt lived on Dirty Dexter St. he was the Son of Awe Chitt and a Korean woman named Ohh Chitt. Awe Chitt was a fertilizer magnate, and he married Ohh Chitt, the owener of Kneedeep Chitt Inn.
Jack Chitt my good buddy married Noe Chitt and they had six Kids, there was twins named Deep and Dip then two daughters, Fulla Chitt and Giva Chitt; the other sons were Bull Chitt and Holy Chitt.
Deep Chitt married Dumb Chitt, a High School Dropout, Dip Chitt married Lotta Chitt and they have a son named Chicken.
Now Fulla Chitt and Giva Chitt married the Happens Brothers, the Chitt Happens kids are Dawg Chitt, Bird Chitt and Horace Chitt. Bull Chitt just married a spicy number named Pisa Chitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Chitt!So there it all is I'm tired of talking Chitt right now. But I'll be back to tell you about the Happens Family that married into the Chitt Family and keep you updated on all the Chitt Happens. I'll be back
Plain so glad to hear all your chit. McC and I missed you guys. Hey J.McC had the pleasure of seeing and chatting with Mr. Jack and Mrs. Eleanor McCool at the St. J's alum luncheon today. You can brag about having such great parents. They are delightful! Plain, did you say shopping? Simple knows Strebor hates to shop. Been in some great places recently - San Donato, Calabria, Italy, Sorrento and the Isle of Capri, Naples, Italy (only in the train station), Rome, Florence (or as the locals say Firenze) and Venice flirting with a cute gondelier named Gianni. Home but still suffering from travel fatigue, but it was all worth it. Hope to see you guys soon! Heal well!!!!
Yep Strebor they are hanging in there. 92 and 90.......Keenans on Saturday night after Mass, usually. Still driving and having fun.Doctors appointments and rehabs keep them young. Nice having my two sisters living in Roxborough. See Simple, sisters are good........LOL
Ohhhhhh Chitt Simple thought you said Staples!!!!! I told him you wouldn't be going to shop for a week. It was Naples great to hear ya had a good time. I shoulda known he didn't hear ya right.He was walking around with his hands out and saying why the fuck is she going to Staples for a week, he couldn't understand it. But it all makes sense now
Glad you're back. Missed you guys but J. McC did a great job! Buono Notte and God Bless!
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