Friday, October 21, 2011

"Today Is The 21st Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off."  DING, DONG, THE DUCK IS DEAD, THE WICKED DUCK, THE FUCKED UP DUCK, DING DONG THE WICKED DUCK IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAADD, HI HO, THE DAIRIO, THE WIKED DUCK, KADAFFY DUCK, DING DONG THE WICKED DUCK IS DEAAAAADDD!!!!! Alright!! Alright!! Sammy, Blat all of you get the fuck out of my bunker....Phew, what I gotta put up with around this place..What the critters at the Ville don't know is, that in reality another beast has bought it, the only downside to that is who takes over..It seemed in the last few years the Duck was under control, at least as far as the world was concerned.. Of course, we the sheople don't really know that, so today here at Plain and Simple let's just go with what we are being fed, the world is a better place without the good old colonel.. Like Plain said this stupid fuck took over a country and only made himself a colonel..What the hell when me and Plain were smarter than that, when we took over the Ville we at least remained Lance Corporals, we didn't strut around like we were Corporals or anything resembling an NCO..So, lets see the count continues.. Sadamn Insane, Osama Bin Coward, now Kadaffy Duck they say these things happen in threes.  Believe it, as I have seen this happen in threes many times.. I hope this is an exception and it happens in the tens of thousands or how ever many it takes to rid future generations of cowards that prey on innocent people.  Sons-Of-Bitches like this have been haunting mankind since the inception of mankind became and epic event in the world as we know it. You know how new mans existence is to this globe. Hell 5000 years ago, nobody could read or write..Now they are having that same problem in inner cities around our country..Cliche time, what goes around comes around. In the year twenty five twenty five if man is still alive if woman can survive they may find. No one can read or write, everyone just wants to fight. All the madmen have returned, all the cities they have burned,  will humanity ever learn,  a way to live in harmony, I doubt it as you can see, even in the year twenty five twenty five, they cannot let the sheople be.....Yep, the history of mankind is inundated with mans inhumanity to his fellow man...Started out with the chiefs, went righ on down to the priests, the ruling family, the royalty, the emperors, the warlords, now it is politicians..I don't have the answers on a way of governing that would be a source of good for everyone. I just know they haven't found one in 5000 years.. As of right now, you might not like what we have, and neither do I, but it seems to be the best man has come up with so far...
OK, enough of my dalliance on everything mankind.. IT IS VODKADAY..Yep, first one since Florida, of course that was just last week, but me being without vodka for a week is like Plain being without his balls.. Whack on oh great whackers of Manayunk, maybe I will get a chance today to hear all your wondrous tales of how good you hit your balls.. I just wonder, doesn't that hurt?? Anyway what to do today, this Simpleton is heading for the refinery. I will not be back...I mean back to the Ville, there is no shot of me getting refined.. As we head into the weekend before all the scary shit.. See if you guys know any other bad guys that got their just desert whatever the fuck that means..Use those wondrous minds the Good Lord, and Your Mom and Dads gave you and think my friends think, what bad guy got what was coming to him or didn't.. I kind of like didn't..
1.  You know like Adolph, did his own ass in, could you imagine if the Russians got ahold of him and Eva, hey that would be a good book...
2. Atilla, I want to say Attila died at fifty-two in his tent, waiting to rape, pillage and plunder another village.. That wasn't to bad for the worst Hun that ever lived.
3. Every child molester that is in jail or out,  they should all be dead..
4. How about the Manson gang, they are all still alive. That one witch, Susan Atkins aka Sadie Mae Glutz may have bought it with cancer, not sure, but that still is not pay back enough for what those bunch of maniacal jerk offs did..
Come on in, give some bad guys and gals their just due. Or just do.. I really don't care what you do.. I am outta here and on the road.. If I can grab a puter later, I will if not someone please do TAPS..Have a great day....

3 comments:

Strebor said...

Aha, bad guys, bad guys, bad guys, I feel like I'm repeating, repeating, repeating myself.
HAPPY VODKADAY ALL!

Plain said...

Bad Boys Bad Boys what ya goin do when the Cops come for you! Boy am I Simple, Im going to meet Simple and I'm Plain thats as Simple as it gets.

Strebor said...

Well very few comments today. I guess everyone is celebrating vodkaday. Everyone at CJ & Ecks was wondering what happened to Simple, as he blew in and blew out in a matter of minutes. Guess everyone is also remote so I'll do TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
Have a good night and a better tomorrow.