"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off." Hey Plain, I ain't comPLAINing, but I had a really crazy Monday morning. Maybe, just maybe one fuckin day before you go whack your balls into the ground, you could maybe, just maybe find it your black heart to do a post. OH NO!! Simple, I have to go whack my balls throughout Manayunk. Whack on Plain, man is fucking incorrigible..
Yo!! how about that Halloween shit, see where the driver of one of the hay wagons was a little tipsy, they the wagon was a little tipsy.. Here is a dumb fuck, that is a drug addict..That is my definition of a drug addict.. He is smashed and he is driving innocent men, women, and children around a dark ass field in the middle of nowhere, there is no excuse for that kinda behavior.. Get your shit together man, you wanna drink, go drink, you wanna drug, go drug.. You pay for it, you do it in the proper setting and leave other people the fuck alone.. This idiot coulda killed somebody..Man, you know I ain't against drinkin. I ain't against much. I just don't like puttin your shit on other people.. You know like stealing off them so you can go buy your drug of choice.. If you can't afford your habits get rid of them..Fuckin people piss me off..
Back to Halloween. Well actually today I have to mention Christmas.. Why?? You ask, because Christmas Eve is two months away today.. You believe that.. It is true if today is really the 24th.. Whack the fuck off Plain, what hole is your balls on now? Called him the other night, his wife is as bad as him. She told me he was eating apple pie.. I said Whoaaaa!! homemade apple pie? She says yep.. Puts him on the phone. I say, Yo, wifey made you home made applepie.. He said Yeah, right from tastykake....My mouth was watering for a piece of homemade apple pie.., had to go to WaWa and get a tastykake apple pie.. Not bad..Hey Plain thanks for the advice, actually won a couple pots at Texas Hold Em. That was a first.. Plain told me too play smart, but I must admit. I was pullin some snakes. I was ready to roll to SugarHouse or Boat or whatever, but Phil The Thrill was like, you Ern, your winning here.. So I stayed and, yeah I won..
Onto a show I saw, no new monsters by the way.. The Walking Dead.. Once again bunch of humanity that was killed by some kinda virus comes back from the dead craving human flesh.. I want to make one where all of humanity croaks out and comes back craving parrot and squirrel flesh.. Greeny!! Sammy!! why you runnin you two little fuckers..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here..Halloween week keep bringing it..
Hi Catey.
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Well, I'm glad we finally cleared up that today is Monday,
October 24, 2011. One week from today the little ghosts and goblins will be scurrying around with their gigantic halloween bags begging "Trick or Treat". Now, I, as an ancient tricker or treater would like to ask you all why do they say "trick or treat". I know the answer and I would like to see which of you Plain and Simpletons come up with the proper answer. I know that all of you remember when we were kids and went tricking and treating that we had to perform some kind of amusement before we got a piece of candy or an apple. We would have to sing or dance, and in the case of Satch Beyer do carnival tricks as he twirled and did somersaults across my Grandmom's parlor. The present day trickers and treaters hold open their bag say "trick or treat" and expect you to drop the goodie in their bag; then Mama steps up and does the same thing; along with the bag for the kid who couldn't trick or treat because they are sick or something else. What a farce! Strebor's house will be dark this year as no little goblins will be getting treats from her. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, I be a nasty old witch, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee! Plain, get the f off my broom and get on your trike before I cast a spell on you. Simple, don't you be coming around here with that menagerie next Monday.
Ive been trying to get on here since the Japs went to the Denists 2 :30 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Tooth Hurty haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhh chitt Tooth Hurty slaps my knee!
Damn I kill me,now what was that Question ? When did the begging staret on Halloween? lets see It's a lil known fact it started in Ireland back in the Middle ages,Britian too. It was called Souling. The Poor folks would go door to doorOn Nov 1st and Nov 2nd and beg for food and cloths in exchange for prayers for the Dead, some would wear mask and some Blackened their face and wore white to look like evil spirits this was mentioned by Billy Shakesphere as far back as 1593 nods and walks away.
Ive been trying to get on here since the Japs went to the Denists 2 :30 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Tooth Hurty haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhh chitt Tooth Hurty slaps my knee!
Damn I kill me,now what was that Question ? When did the begging staret on Halloween? lets see It's a lil known fact it started in Ireland back in the Middle ages,Britian too. It was called Souling. The Poor folks would go door to doorOn Nov 1st and Nov 2nd and beg for food and cloths in exchange for prayers for the Dead, some would wear mask and some Blackened their face and wore white to look like evil spirits this was mentioned by Billy Shakesphere as far back as 1593 nods and walks away.
I need an adminstrator to erase one of them
Well lets see Simple, I tee off and start wacking my Balls early in the A.M. I still find it hard getting up in the Morning.But Im up around 5 every morning then I wake up around 6. Gawd an Adminstrator might have to erase this too!
Okay enough of that Simple it's your job to do the Post, I can't be doing everything I need a vacation it's not eazy being Partners with you ya Know. By the Way how much did we win Partner in that Texas Hold em game?And where did you find that many dumies that you won 2 in a row ?I can understand you winning one even a Blind Squirll finds and Acorn once in a while,Thank gawd for Finn and Strebor or you may have been fired by the Bored < of Directors, it's a good thing you are Chairman of the Bored or we both would be out of here.
Plain, your answer was so good you had to repeat, repeat yourself. The soulies were the start of it; then it sort of morphed into "if you don't give me a treat, I will wreak havoc on your abode or other properties", thus the trick part. I think the Ladies of the Evening tell it in a different way. Let's give the little goblins some oysters since October is an "r" month. Wouldn't they just love that!!!!!!
My secret word is pider. The inky-dinky 'pider went up the rain spout, down came the rain and washed the 'pider out; out came the sun and dried up all the rain, then the inky-dinky 'pider went up the spout again. Dumb 'pider! The 'pider should have just hung out at the ville.
Your right Plain, if I wasn't whatever I am around here, me and you would be down the old pine barren road.. I actually don't know what I do around here, but it seems like I think it is an awful lot, and everyone else seems to think I do nothing. I am Simple, so I guess everybody else is right.Phil would say. If your right you can't be wrong..
Serious Moment. Phils Mom, 90 years old had a gall bladder attack, when they went to operater she had a heart attack.. Whatever supreme being or prayers you believe in, please say a few for Phils Mom and Phil..I know they both would appreciate it. Thank you..
Tell Phil he's in are Prayers Simple!
Yes
oops that was me
As another day closes down at the Ville, we draw one day closer to All Hallows Eve.., or as we now call it, Halloween. Yes there are a ton of horror movies on this week, and yes they are called that because 90% of them are horrible. Come on man, how many times are they gonna bring back that old werewolf and that vampire shit, is on day time soap operas now. Think of a new monster and we will be instant billionaires..It is impossible, cannot be humanoid, something never before seen, therefore we as humans can't think of one..That my friends is a fact, until of course someone comes up with something that no one ever saw before. Let's face it they tried all sorts of aliens, and I must admit that alien was one nasty creature, but still kinda looked like some kind of dinasaur. Then The Thing (oh yeah they are makeing a remake of the remake of the thing). You know where all the dogs heads and human remains came together. Still we know what dogs look like..Jason, Freddy, Michael Myers, all the same. Withes, Goblins, Ghouls. I always liked that word, Ghouls. Ghouls are huge right now. They all are cannibals. Ghosts, they are kinda out of the scary shit, unless of course you see that show ghost chasers..people watch that shit religiously..So, we move on into, the week of horror.. For some reason or another, most people like to be scared, as long as they are safe..Sort of a contradiction in terms. There sure are things out there that can scare anyone. Look at these poor people that roam the internet and wind up in here. What the fuck man, they probably smash their puters with their bumbershoots...I gotta close up the critters are still wandering around, wondering why they were celebrating the death of a duck. Don't say anything, I tried to tell them, they were not getting it...I know one thing I have learned since we decided to resurrect the Ville. I never knew parrtos shit this much.. This son-of-a-bitch Greeny shits more than the rest of the critters combined. I saw Blat just about make it back to his hooch last night, in fact his feet were sticking out the door..He had parrot dropping on the back of his squarish head that made it look like somebody whitewashed it. The goat didn't even go in the hooch last nite. He saw Blats feet sticking out the door and just laid down and started gnawing on a toe..Strange things happen in these barrens.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
See that macabre, shit has started alreay. Plain answered twice. J Mc used or didn't use Plain and Simple, and I defintly signed out Simple not Annonymous.. Strange things happend out here in the pines..
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