Thursday, October 27, 2011

"Today Is the 27th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..That is Plain, is off, if he is whacking today, hope he wore his rubbers..Remember them rubbers, not those, the ones you had to wear over your shoes, they took like an hour to get on and off.. Took mine and threw them down a culbert..sewer, for those of you that don't know culbert.LOL.. Anyway talking about rubbers.. They have them on the pitchers mound, they have them at CVS and they have them at foul weather gear stores..Yep there is many uses for rubber and rubbers..I wonder if they called them rubbers, because they were made from rubber or they rubbed her..This profound subject has been on my mind ever since I blew my first one up, and thought it was a midget balloon..Anyway, what were we talking about?? Oh Yeah, The Exorcist.. I remember when that movie first came out. I had read the book, and being brought up to realize that I had no shot of heaven. I figured this was my fate..The only time I really saw anyone look like that was at Turella's around midnight on a Friday, or Monday.. I remember that movie scaring the shit out of a lot of Catholics, it was supposedly based on a true story...Hey, I guess if you believe in your God, you gotta believe in the Devil...I remember one question asked in Theology Class at LaSalle.  I had a monsigneur for a teacher, and I remember asking him.. If God is all good and all knowing, why did he create evil?  I never will forget his reply.. He told us that without a front, there cannot be a back..If God created good, there had to be evil.. In other words hot-cold without one there cannot be the other..I thought about it then and I think about it very little now, but I guess that is as good an explanation as anyone can come up with.. If you got a better one let me hear it.., and Halloweek continues...Any new monsters?? of course not...We as humans cannot think of something that never existed....BRING IT PLAIN.. AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL??? I know he came back from Florida he was sitting in front of me on the PLAIN, or maybe that was Mario...

5 comments:

Plain said...

You needed a Monsigueur to tell you if there is a "Front there has to be a Back" Pfttttttt My Friend Phil the Thrill From Cherry Hill coined that Statement, along with some great other ones like "If you go up , you gotta come Down"

And that Exorcist story was true it is Based on the life and Times of a Friend of mine also Ernie Keebler! And it is a lil known fact that Phil The Thrill from Cherry Hill is one of the great Thinkers of are time because some of us will "GO up and some of us will go down"And you heard it all here on Plain & Simple

Strebor said...

Book scared the s_ _t out of me; never saw the movie.

Simple said...

Come on Streor, the devil only haunts a hungry man..Now, that old Jersey Devil he is another devil altogether. How about when Michael kicked that old Lucifer out of Heaven. Hell there were wars before there was hell. Costumes that I wore. I remember going out without a mask when I was 8 years old. The day of Halloween myself and one Lionel (Yanell) Gurerra, were jumping up and down on a table in my back yard. Yep, went crashin through it, and broke my beak for the first of four times. Of course I had help breaking it the other three. My face swelled up so bad, I couldn't get a mask on and nobody knew me anyway. I also went out as a ghost and walked by the mirror and didn't see anything.. OH chit call 911 ahahhahahaa walked by the mirror and didn't see anyone. I need a glass of water. I naturally went out as a Hobo, and I'll never forget as a girl as I got in three fights before I got to the party at the Roxy...Man October is stormin on, World Series tonite and more Halloween..later.

Simple said...

Plain, you are incorrigable my man. You got somethin to say about over and under, and in and out and I know one thing each time I find myself laying flat on my face I pick myself up and get back in the race that's life........WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!!!! This man drives me somewhere, it can't be nuts because I am already there a chit...HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I am delerious. If this were Halloween Night I would go out like a light..ahhhahhahhahahahahahahaa!!! chit!!!!!
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS

Plain said...

Will Texas Hold em or is it in the Cards? Back to the Game Gid Nigth God Bless.