"It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off....Looks like the citizens are off, nobody around all weekend. I wonder what that is about..Critters got the smoke signals and were jumping all over the Ville last nite.. They wanted to have a Screwdriver party this morning, but told them it would have too be near the end of the week..
I guess you already know what we have to talk about today..SPORTS!! mainly PHILLIES, and a little PIGILLES...
Let's try the PIGLLES first. This team that idiots say, they bleed green for, (next time you hear somebody say that, tell them too cut themselves, I promise it will be red.) is not now, or ever going to win a super bowl, as long as, Pig, Beetlejuice, and Arnold Stang are in charge.. You have a coach, who can't even manage a clock. He can't change the game plan, and he can't win the big game.. He hasn't done it and he is not going to do it..How the fuck does anybody invest the money they did in a quarterback that plays the game like Vick.. He will not make it through the season.. Guys are hitting him and making him cry every play..Yet they let, what looks like a very promising quarterback in Kevin Cobb walk for another defensive back.. They have no linebackers. They have their long time offensive line coach, now coaching a very offensive, defense.. I'm done and so are they, stick the proverbial fork up their snouts....
THE PHILLIES!!!
I can see it now, the anxiety level in Philly is at an all time high.. OK, deep breath...The worst thing that happened last night is that the Phils lost.. The second worst thing that happened is Cliff Lee, spit up a four run lead.. The best thing that happened is, it was only the second game.. The series is tied, it isn't over.. I think Cole Hamels is a pretty good option for the next game.. I think he will come out and prove that the Phillies are the team to beat..Phils got into the Cardinals bullpen pretty deep last nite, just couldn't close the deal..Don't jump the train yet, still a lot of baseball to come our way..
Alright, on too Monday, as always you can have it. I personally don't like it.. Seems like the tired, wants some sleep, the thirsty wants some Vodka and the hungry want some beans.., but you gotta work.. Something is wrong with that picture.. I propose a three day weekend.. 4 days of 10 hours work.. Saturday, Sunday and Monday off. That way we could change Monday to Funday, and stop all this needless tiredness and anxiety that people go through on Monday morning..Little known fact, the two day weekend was initiated by The Marquis De Sade, yep, right after he got done kickin somebody in the balls on a Friday, he said he was tired and wasn't going to whip anybody's ass until Monday.. He needed a couple of days to rest up for a good whuppin he was laying on some damsel from Paris..Anyhow, after the Marquis went to his quarters his servant came in and gave him some fine wine and a beautiful woman visitor from Cologne. The Marquis spent, Friday night, Saturday and Sunday in a debauchery unknown to man kind, he did shit with this chick that only he could dream of, when they finally quit on Monday, the Marquis was so infatuated with Esmeralda, that he married her... He then declared that Saturday and Sundays would be days of rests, inbetween, ball kicking, whuppins, and debauchery... The Marquis then went on to relish every weekend, as he put everything he had into fuckin people up all week, he knew he could take a break come VODKADAY.. That Marquis De Sade he was a real innovator....Next time you can't wait to have off on a Saturday, just thank that old Sadist..I say fuck him, he should have made it a three day weekend..
The countdown to The Trip Of The Year Is Now Officially On.. The boys of Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring, are flying south in 6 days..Last Class is the best Class.. Anybody that ever flew with me, knows what that means.. Bring anything you think about the baseball playoffs. I know there are visitors out there that have other teams they are watching, besides the Phightins. Also, any Piggles thoughts, let us see them.. Be Back Later....
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Holy chit your saying it's the Third day od September and it's October you could be The Marquis De Sad , and you stood me up Saturday I was there til about 1:30 and then I left.
As far as the Eagles who gives a shit.And now we need Hammels to pitch a gem,or we are in big trouble. can't give up a four run lead.This team don't hit well enough to come from behind.
Hey Plain, maybe they need a good hitting coach..I might have the guy that can solve all their problems..He may need a good agent, talk to you tomorrow..
These sports writers and talk show idiots that are solving all the Eagles problems, are really way off base.. You got a guy on that team saying, we loose focus..Anybody that ever played football on any level at any age, knows you do not lose focus. You lose focus, you will be out of fuckin focus in about as long as it takes to say hut1 hut2. Goodnight Irene. This is a professional sports team we are talking about, and they lose focus.. What the fuck is that supposed to mean. We lost our focus. I really mean this from the bottom of my black heart. I could care less what the Eagles, Owners, Coaches, Players, or anybody that roots for those bunch of idiots do on any given Sunday or any other day that they play. The game of football that I so loved, exists no more. They have turned that exciting hard hitting simple game, into a TV driven, referee running, long drawn out boring 4 fucking hours of replays, penalties, coaches challenges, time outs, half times, two minute warnings, injury and commercial time outs..Fuck It. It sucks, and the more you watch it the more fucking boring it gets..,especially Andy Reids version of the west coast offense. Man, if I hear that term one more fucking time I am going to puke.. There was one West Coast Offense. It was built by Bill Walsh, run by Joe Montana, and consumated by Jerry Rice, John Taylor and Roger Craig, and the rest of The San Francisco WORLD CHAMPION Forty Niners...Fuck the eagles.
When are the Merry Band of Mauraders leaving for Naples..... Italy/ Florida?
Simple you are losing your focus on this sports stuff.
And Jim we are leaving on Saturday the 8TH of octber Simple thinks it's September.And he thinks we are going to Italy, don't tell him.
OKEY DOKEY......... Thanks...........
I think they left on the 8th of September Jim.. Me I have the brochures of the beautiful Villa in Naples that they rented for me.. I should enjoy the fine wine and women and song of Italy.. Can't wait.. I gotta check what month it is but I think I am leaving the 8th of October.. I will fill you in more as the week progresses...
Real quiet in the Ville tonight. Lots of visitors today. We have a few come through here at night, very few. Don't see many people in the barrens at night.. Blat and Slat, have actually got a pretty good shelter built. They took the ark apart..ARK!! did somebody call me, did somebody call me. No, Greeny nobody called me and what are you doing in Blat and Slats cabin. ARK! They told me and Sammy to come in and stay, They told me and Sammy to come in and stay. That was pretty damn nice of them guys..What about the goat...YAAAHHYAAAHHH, oh man you mena your are all going to stay in this cabin..NO VAY SAMPLE, DOT FOOKIN MERE KOT IST STAYINK VIF YOU. How come you don't want Mere in Here.. HE TOLDS US VE DRANK TOO MOOCH. Oh yeah, well get him the fuck out of here, he can sleep in my bunker with me..See you guys later, better get that fire place built winter is coming guys..Look at this scene, never ceases too amaze me. Blat and Slat sound asleep with a goat in between them, and a squirrel with a red cape and a green parrot laying on his back with his wings spread sharing a bottle of vodka. What a menagerie..
Come Mere, let'd go watch some playoff baseball. Hey Simple. Yeah Mere.. I am starting too like this baseball. Think I can get a job as a mascot. Sure Mere call the Tigers after the game and see if they are looking for anothe KAT. Hattonna Matada Mere.. Hatoona Matada Simple.
As another day closes on the Ville. Mexicans early tomorrow morning, get a lot of work done, and get ready for the Phightins.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS................
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