"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. That's gettin it done Phightin's. A lot of people will be saying, shit man, it took a pinch hit home run to finally get too Garcia, they will forget about that in about, ohhhh 1 inning tonite..Ready for some profoundity, A win is a win is a win.. Look at the series and the Phils are up 2-1 and got home field advantage back..Take it and run..Time for the batsmen too arrive..
On too a hate game, only this is no game..I, by mistake, clicked into WIP this morning and heard that Cataldi Creeps voice. I can't even stand too listen to his New England nasal fucking twang.. HOW does he have a million dollar or more contract with a radio station in Philly.. Get rid of that New England fuck and his buddy, the ever insipid, hockey geinius Morganti.. Go, get the fuck out of town. You stink.. Who listens too this jerk off, and whh?? He is a braggard, a loud mouth and a big goof that probably never hit or caught a ball at any level, and the best he brags about how he calculates his tips, and stiffs people that serve him.. The next one, should get some balls and spit right in his fuckin face.. If I had a restaurant, I wouldn't allow that cheap bastard in the door..On too the other jerk-off that used to be on in the afternoons. You know, that genius, Eskin, what a scum bag.. He evidently predicted and Eagles stone cold lock over the Niners Sunday, and said if the Eagles didn't win he would ride a bike across the U.S. Get going. I wanna see this punk ride a bike across the U.S. the first snake he sees, he will shit his spandex..Prediction...He will not do it, and if he try's he will not make it.. Unless he has cars toting him mile after mile.. He can't do it.. You heard it here first on Plain and Simple..
Where oh Where is Plain. Man works for a day and rests for two.. What is going to happen to the Ville when the Merry Men head South next week. We will get back and Jimmy Mc. will have the place wallpapered with animal pictures..
On too todays theme..What is your take on these assholes that announce the various shows around town, especially the radio shows. As you can tell I really can't stand them.. I don't listen too any sports programs on the radio.. I used to, then I was like, what the fuck am I listening too..These assholes aren't even from Philly. They didn't grow up in Philly, they know nothing about the CYO leagues the high school rivalries, the home grown pro athletes, the old time Philles, A's, Eagles, Warriors, Sixers. They have no idea about the neighborhood camaraderie and the way Philly people are loyal to their neighborhood first and the city second.. Why do they have these jobs..Get rid of them.. Let Philadelphia people broadcast Philadelphia shows.. Another thing, I don't know if it is just me, but I sure would like to hear Whitey and Harry doing these games.. I had too listen to Anderson and some other ghoul on the radio yesterday for about two innings. I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about or what the fuck was going on in the game.. Don't get it.. Maybe I am just getting old and miserable.. I can take old, or I can take miserable, but old and miserable, that is like sick and tired... I am sick and tired being sick and tired.. LOL!! I gotta get on the road with my trusted Indian companion Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill.. He could get a GPS system lost..
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When I go out on Saturdays, I think it is Saturday, I listen to WIP with Ray Didinger and some other guy. Ray is good. He grew up and still lives in East Falls and knows more than any of the other broadcasters put together. He tells it like it is........He is usually right. I used to listen to WIP on my way to work at 5:30 and remember when Rhea Hughs made bagel runs. Misenelli is funny on I think it is 95 and Eskin got what he had coming to him. Lost his show..... So, go to Naples and enjoy, and don't turn on WIP anymore...LOL
Good advice Jimmy Mc.. uh Naples Uh, Italy or Florida. I am totally confused.. As Confucious used to say, "He That Is Totally Confused, Must Be Listening To "Phil The Thrill."
Phil told me he wants to move out into the barrens and help the critters, build this place into its destiny.. I asked Blat and Slat and they said they could use help because they get lost sometimes.. I said you got the right guy..He will fit right in.. Running the roads again today.. He had me in some God forsaken town lookin for something to eat..I think we ate what was advertised as Chile.., but it didn't taste like Chile and it didn't look like Chile.. He said, mmmmmm this is good Chile..I was like, must be something wrong with my taste buds.. Little known fact.. Taste Buds, are the buddies we acquire thoughout our lives. Yep, they are little blooms that grow under our tongues. Without them you can't taste anyting. Could you imagine a world without taste. Taste is something that you acquire as you grow older.. As an infant you just get jammed up with milk and pablum and blueberry buckle.., but as you progress and grow through life. Your taste buds do the same.. There certain things that can delude your taste buds..One of them is alcohol. Yep, little known fact that people in bars in days of yore, used to suck on pickled pigs feet. You gotta be shittin me, anybody that sucks on any kinda pigs foot pickled or not, has to have fucked up taste buds..They also had these purple lookin eggs. Called them pickled eggs.. I think everything was pickled. Porkys foot, the eggs and the drunk sucking on and eating them.. Pickled neat word.. Say it, nice and slow.. He was pickled. I had a pickled pigs foot.. I had a pickled egg.. They drank some pickel juice. There are sweet pickles, dill pickles, jewish pickles, and lets not forget their cousins the gerkins. I think there were a family of Gerkins up on Dexter Street, I think old man Gerkin was always pickled..
I rember Pickles Kennedy In fact all the kennedys were Pickled One was a Womanizing Drunk that became President, Another one killed a young girl while he was drunk and left the seen , he became known as the Liar of the Senate! The Liberals love him. Then there was womanizing Bobby the dope addict they say he Killed Marlin .Then there was Joe the dad a bootlegger that brought the election for John Fitzgearld. There were twqo Nice ones tho Euinace and Rose the Mom , They both were saints too live with and put up with those Bunch of ASSHOLES! Just my humble opinion here on Plaing and simple.
I don't listen to any of them, At one time I did listen to 610 in the Morning to hear Joe Conklin. Morganti, Cataldi, Eskin and Rea Hughes are all Pompus assholes that think there shit dont stink. And I called Misenelli one time in my life I called in while I was at work, or I never would have. He was talking about how Mike Tyson was going ti kill Evander Holyfield. I called in and said i beg to differ Holyfied will teach him a boxing less and show him angles he has never seen before, all Tyson can do is come right at you. And I said Evander will knock him out or beat him almost every round.Well Misenelli told me I have no clue what I am saying and said this isn't geometry we are talking it's Boxing what does angles have to do with it? I said with that statement I can see you don't know what boxing is and hung up!Wasn't more than 6 months later i'm down Packer Avenue betting horse at the OTB and who is standing there but Misenelli and Fergosie the Phils manager well just so happens I won like 4 races in a row Two of them were chalks and the other two paid pretty good. I was standing right near both Misenelli and Fergosie and Misenelli says hey you won like 5 in a row didn't you. Well I looked at him and smirked and said no I won 6 in a row. he said do you know who this is ? Talking about Fergosie, then said do you know who I am? I said Yes he is the Manager of the Phillies how are ya Skip and good Luck. And you are that asshole thats on wip that don't know shit about boxing I told you Holyfield would knock out Tyson and show him angles he has never seen before and you wouldn't Listen then because you don't know anything. And it looks like you know less about Horses and walked over to the Bar.
That's my man Plain. I love when somebody gets to dig into one of those assholes.., and he is an asshole.
I am at Garden State Race Track. Ray Rhodes is taken a piss next too me. I am looking at the sheet, and me and him shake about the same time and go over to wash our hands.. I got the 4-5 circled.. He says he likes the five. I said the 4 beat him before and can do it again. If you like the 5 box them both in an exacta. So, we come walking out of the bathroom.. I introduce Ray to all the guys as my long lost Buddy. They know I am fucking with the guy.. Anyway the exacta comes in, and the next one and the beers are flowing and we wind up at a table..Now Ray orders a steak dinner, and we are all looking at the telegraph.. His dinner comes and he starts munchin on his steak. I say you know Ray where I come from when you order dinner, you ask everyone with you if they would like something.. With this he pushes his plate towards me and asks me if I would like some. I says what?? after you ate off of it, no fuckin way man. Oh, I like the 6 horse in the next race...that fucker ran out..I did actually have a few beers and bet a few horses with him a couple more times, then he got fired and everybody blamed me.. LOL!!! not that he got fired, but that I got blamed.. He really wasn't a bad guy..
Yo, is Sammy still runnin around in St. Louis. I told him too get the fuck back to the Ville, we miss him..
Baseball back to Philly. This is what makes this time of year so exciting. Every pitch, every play Friday, becomes more and more important. The Doctor and The Carpenter will be in the House. Bring it on. Great series, great fun. Now time for the Phigtin's too get it all together and end this thing.
Come on back to the Ville Sam. The Phillies are coming home.
WIP radio sports announcers stink. I think we figured that out. I hope they get rid of the cheap bastard and his crew..Genius is already gone. I don't think anybody in the city can stand that asshole..I still want Cataldi outta here, blowhard that actually thinks he is funny, and his humor is stinks.. Get rid of that goof... and get somebody that knows Philly and its sports history..
Let me look outside. Ah man, I got the critters all wound up about the Phils, they all got their heads down and are drowning themselves in Vodka.. Hey guys.. Sample, Sample Vot Ve doin to doo..Listen man, they play again Friday it isn't over cheer up.. OK!! Oh day play againt? Yeah, Blat they play Friday, so cheer up, there is another game to play.. HEY DIDT YOU GUYS HERET DAT, SAMPLE SAD DA PHALLIES PLAY FRADAY.. Sample vat ist Fraday, I naver hard off Fraday? Oh, uhmm, we call it VODKADAY...They play on Vodkaday.. Now, enjoy your new digs, gettin cold in the barrens tonite.., I just want to ask you one question.. Vot ist dat Sample? How do you guys sleep with a goat?
HAH HAH HAH,,You shoult haff seen sum oft the things ve slapt vit in Slovakia..,Day mek Bally Luck good... OK, man, goodnite. Come Mere, quit cryin man, they got another game Friday. Can't help it Simple. You got me lovin the Phils. Come Mere, put my arm around the Kat.. they will be fine Mere..Let's hit the rack..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Frinds."
TAPS.......................
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