"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off" Well here it is New Years Eve!! Party Time . To all our citizens and visitors especially the young uns, go have a great time, please be careful.. I personally can't stand the day or night or mid-afternoon..I think it is an over blown bunch of bullshit, and that is nothing new, I always did..So I will hide out and whisper Happy New Year, yeah I will say Happy New Year.. Whatever that means.. How about Happy Day...Love You Guys come on in and say Hi.. See you next year..Ernie
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
"Today Is The 30th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Serious moment..So sorry to hear about Billy Murph..(R.I.P.) my man..
Well here it is New Years Eve, Eve.. Yep in some zones they celebrate New Years Eve, Eve especially if it is Vodkaday..The Slavs are wearing their new toe rings I gave them for Christmas, it was a cheap gift as they only have fourteen toes between them as Billy Goat gnawed the other ones down to a nub.. They are practicing the Mummers Strut.. You should see this fuckin parrot...He is blasting everybody because he says he is already dressed for the Mummers Parade.. I hate that fuckin parrot.. Hey Plain, come get him and bring him back to the Green Parrot. You have know idea how much I would appreciate that. Let's see after Hog Island. We got Liberty.. Hey I know A-Z anything doing with New Years. I'll start it off...
A-Auld Lang Syne..I have no idea what that means, but I have sung it a few times on Labor Day..
B-Balloons, what would a New Years Eve party be without these decorations.
C-Champagne, That's right pop the cork and get more fucked up than you already are.
D-Dancin, Slow, Soft Shoe, Tap. Ask Plain..
E-Eat always gotta be eats..
F-Fancy, that is what they call the Brigades that are Fancy..
G-Golden Slippers. Oh Dem Golden Slipper. Ask Strebor..
H-Hour that's right when that clock strikes twelve and the ball hits the ground and somebody lights Dicks wick..It is NEW YEARS.... YAY!!! idiots..
I-
J-Judges, that is what I want to do on New Years Day, judge the Mummers, WOW!!!
K-Kissin, better watch who you are kissin, you may get a hat in your eyeball..
L-
M-Mummus, the Eygptian Pharo who is credited with having the first Mummers Parade..Little known fact..He got all his slaves and glued feathers up inside their asses, thus the beginning of the Mummers Strut. You would strut too, if you were trying to wiggle feathers out of your ass.. If you want to be a good strutter, just think of trying to shake feathers out of your ass, and start moving around to a tune.. See how easy it is.. Ask Plain.
N-New Years Eve and New Years Day
O-Ostrich Plumes see below..
P-Plumes, same as feathers only bigger.. These actually are the item that Mummus stuck up his slaves asses, not feathers, these were those big sons of bitches like Ostrich Plumes.. Did I ever tell you about the time I saw two Ostriches fuckin at Great Adventure.. Looked like a Mummers Parade..
Q-Queen Mummus, yep, he stuck Plumes up her ass and made her wobble around with the slaves...
R-Rigamortus...What sets in New Years morning...
S-String Bands. Why do they have saxophones??
T-Two Street, the first official home of the Mummers and a South Philadelphia Icon, unto itself.. Mummery rules 365 days a year....and people say I am nuts..
U-Umbrellas..How many fuckin umbrellas do the clowns use on their way up broad street the latest guess is 2 billion.
V-Ventor String Band, one of only a few bands from New Jermany..
W-Walk, little known fact if you walk on this day, you can go to jail..yep. you either strut or sit. No walking...
Z-I'll leave this one for much more astute people than myself.....
We're Off..Serious moment..So sorry to hear about Billy Murph..(R.I.P.) my man..
Well here it is New Years Eve, Eve.. Yep in some zones they celebrate New Years Eve, Eve especially if it is Vodkaday..The Slavs are wearing their new toe rings I gave them for Christmas, it was a cheap gift as they only have fourteen toes between them as Billy Goat gnawed the other ones down to a nub.. They are practicing the Mummers Strut.. You should see this fuckin parrot...He is blasting everybody because he says he is already dressed for the Mummers Parade.. I hate that fuckin parrot.. Hey Plain, come get him and bring him back to the Green Parrot. You have know idea how much I would appreciate that. Let's see after Hog Island. We got Liberty.. Hey I know A-Z anything doing with New Years. I'll start it off...
A-Auld Lang Syne..I have no idea what that means, but I have sung it a few times on Labor Day..
B-Balloons, what would a New Years Eve party be without these decorations.
C-Champagne, That's right pop the cork and get more fucked up than you already are.
D-Dancin, Slow, Soft Shoe, Tap. Ask Plain..
E-Eat always gotta be eats..
F-Fancy, that is what they call the Brigades that are Fancy..
G-Golden Slippers. Oh Dem Golden Slipper. Ask Strebor..
H-Hour that's right when that clock strikes twelve and the ball hits the ground and somebody lights Dicks wick..It is NEW YEARS.... YAY!!! idiots..
I-
J-Judges, that is what I want to do on New Years Day, judge the Mummers, WOW!!!
K-Kissin, better watch who you are kissin, you may get a hat in your eyeball..
L-
M-Mummus, the Eygptian Pharo who is credited with having the first Mummers Parade..Little known fact..He got all his slaves and glued feathers up inside their asses, thus the beginning of the Mummers Strut. You would strut too, if you were trying to wiggle feathers out of your ass.. If you want to be a good strutter, just think of trying to shake feathers out of your ass, and start moving around to a tune.. See how easy it is.. Ask Plain.
N-New Years Eve and New Years Day
O-Ostrich Plumes see below..
P-Plumes, same as feathers only bigger.. These actually are the item that Mummus stuck up his slaves asses, not feathers, these were those big sons of bitches like Ostrich Plumes.. Did I ever tell you about the time I saw two Ostriches fuckin at Great Adventure.. Looked like a Mummers Parade..
Q-Queen Mummus, yep, he stuck Plumes up her ass and made her wobble around with the slaves...
R-Rigamortus...What sets in New Years morning...
S-String Bands. Why do they have saxophones??
T-Two Street, the first official home of the Mummers and a South Philadelphia Icon, unto itself.. Mummery rules 365 days a year....and people say I am nuts..
U-Umbrellas..How many fuckin umbrellas do the clowns use on their way up broad street the latest guess is 2 billion.
V-Ventor String Band, one of only a few bands from New Jermany..
W-Walk, little known fact if you walk on this day, you can go to jail..yep. you either strut or sit. No walking...
Z-I'll leave this one for much more astute people than myself.....
Thursday, December 29, 2011
"Today Is The 29th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..That is Lettuce in the head, Bannanas slipping, Rubber Band in the stretch, Toilet Paper again is wiping up the rear..OH!! sorry got carried away there for a moment...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY STREBOR"!!! MANY, MANY, MORE..One of the truly great people I know,,she is so fortunate to have me as her brother...What a great gift I must be....I have brought her so much joy and never antagonized, nor pissed her off her whole life. Can you imagine that?? You have a wonderful day Streebs...
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL THE THRILL FROM CHERRY HILL"!!! MANY, MANY, MORE..One of the truly great people I know..He just said if he wasn't one of the truyly great people I know, he wouldn't be one of them..I don't care if it is his Birthday or not, he makes no sense..ORRRR!! maybe I just don't understand, yeah that's it.. It is me, I am the one that is always fucked up, nobody else ME, that is why I am Simple.....LORD OF THE SIMPLETONS!!!!!
Well Citizens and Visitors to the Ville, it is a comin, and it is a comin like a freight train.. Yeah, you got it New Years Eve.. What are ya dooiiinnnn Newwww Yearrrrss Eveeee!! NOTHIN!! Nothing for 40 years and nothin this year...I will watch at one time or antoher Times Square and squint in disbelief at the idiocy of my fellow man on display right there in New York City.. Then I will squint at the TV at 6 or 7 in the morning to make sure the Hog Island Clowns..Little known fact..Hog Island is and Island off the coast of Philadelphia.. It was founded and owned by a British Lord.. Lord Hog..and he Lorded all over the little hogs. The Hogs as they became known, had snouts like pigs and therefore as years went by and they started to migrate onto front street, they were ridiculed by their own Philadelphia neighbors..That is when they decided to band together and founded their own club "Hog Island" and they somehow oinked their way into the Mummers Parade.. So if you watch it, New Years Day when Hog Island is introduced and they come marchin up Broad Street with the snouts of pigs, they are not dressed up, that is their real nose..You heard it here first at Plain and Simple....
We're Off..That is Lettuce in the head, Bannanas slipping, Rubber Band in the stretch, Toilet Paper again is wiping up the rear..OH!! sorry got carried away there for a moment...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY STREBOR"!!! MANY, MANY, MORE..One of the truly great people I know,,she is so fortunate to have me as her brother...What a great gift I must be....I have brought her so much joy and never antagonized, nor pissed her off her whole life. Can you imagine that?? You have a wonderful day Streebs...
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL THE THRILL FROM CHERRY HILL"!!! MANY, MANY, MORE..One of the truly great people I know..He just said if he wasn't one of the truyly great people I know, he wouldn't be one of them..I don't care if it is his Birthday or not, he makes no sense..ORRRR!! maybe I just don't understand, yeah that's it.. It is me, I am the one that is always fucked up, nobody else ME, that is why I am Simple.....LORD OF THE SIMPLETONS!!!!!
Well Citizens and Visitors to the Ville, it is a comin, and it is a comin like a freight train.. Yeah, you got it New Years Eve.. What are ya dooiiinnnn Newwww Yearrrrss Eveeee!! NOTHIN!! Nothing for 40 years and nothin this year...I will watch at one time or antoher Times Square and squint in disbelief at the idiocy of my fellow man on display right there in New York City.. Then I will squint at the TV at 6 or 7 in the morning to make sure the Hog Island Clowns..Little known fact..Hog Island is and Island off the coast of Philadelphia.. It was founded and owned by a British Lord.. Lord Hog..and he Lorded all over the little hogs. The Hogs as they became known, had snouts like pigs and therefore as years went by and they started to migrate onto front street, they were ridiculed by their own Philadelphia neighbors..That is when they decided to band together and founded their own club "Hog Island" and they somehow oinked their way into the Mummers Parade.. So if you watch it, New Years Day when Hog Island is introduced and they come marchin up Broad Street with the snouts of pigs, they are not dressed up, that is their real nose..You heard it here first at Plain and Simple....
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
"Today Is The 28th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011"
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Get back from a little PLain and Simple Vacation, and what is it like here at the Ville!! I'll tell ya what it is like.. It is so fuckin dark I tripped over a passed out Slav laying in a monsoon..I had to drag his drunken ass into my bunker and he smelled worse than the goat that, somehow had already gotten in there..Welcome back Simple.. Stumble back to my car to get more gear out and the winds are howling and this bunch of feathers goes flying by my head ARKIN!!! I'm Flying, I'm Flying!! YOU ALWAYS COULD FLY YOU FUCKIN MORON YOU ARE A PARROT!!!! Maybe he will get blown to Hammonton...Anyway I am back.. One down and one too go.. Yeah down goes Father Christmas for another year, bur HARK!! (not ARK!), we are not done yet..Oh no, not this time of year we get the double whammy, that's right another Holiday right behind the big one..NEW YEARS.. How I despise this fuckin day and the things that are done in the name of a New Year...Do the sheople realize that the Reaper just gained another year on their sorry asses? Do they realize that they themselves are going to be a year older..Do they look in the mirror and say YAY!!! can't wait to celebrate that wrinkle..Do they really enjoy standing at Times Square, waiting for a fucking ball to drop.. They are smashed in like cattle, they cannot urinate they cannot drink or eat,, what the fuck!!!! is that fun???Then lo and behold Dick the Wick Clark (looks like he is made from wax) makes an appearance..(time to retire wick) you got your 10 billion..another one that has to go away..Bring back Guy Lombardo LOL!!!! Last year I heard that Snookie that poisened dwarf from Jersey Shore was going to be inside the ball. Could you imagine that thing jumping out of the ball at the stroke of midnight all juiced up and yelling FUCK YOU!!! I ain't wishin anybody happy new year, and in turn they don't have to wish me one..As we speak Greeny is back with all kinds of Plumes and banjos and harmonicas and saxophones...Yep, that can only mean one thing YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the critters are planning their own MUMMERS PARADE..What the fuck do I do now?? This is not real (I know I just had to throw that in there), or is it..I scare Strebor because when I talk to her, I talk as if this were all real..Who knows maybe it is?? Phil The Thrill always says The Shadow Knows, then asks me if I know who The Shadow is..I told him only the Shadow knows who he is...Phew The Shit I gotta put up with around here.. More on the New Year (GAG!!) New Years Eve (GAG SQUARED) Crittters, Mummers Parade, and the realization that the Ville is actually real.. That's right little Strebor maybe the next time I am in town I will bring Meere with me......
We're Off. Get back from a little PLain and Simple Vacation, and what is it like here at the Ville!! I'll tell ya what it is like.. It is so fuckin dark I tripped over a passed out Slav laying in a monsoon..I had to drag his drunken ass into my bunker and he smelled worse than the goat that, somehow had already gotten in there..Welcome back Simple.. Stumble back to my car to get more gear out and the winds are howling and this bunch of feathers goes flying by my head ARKIN!!! I'm Flying, I'm Flying!! YOU ALWAYS COULD FLY YOU FUCKIN MORON YOU ARE A PARROT!!!! Maybe he will get blown to Hammonton...Anyway I am back.. One down and one too go.. Yeah down goes Father Christmas for another year, bur HARK!! (not ARK!), we are not done yet..Oh no, not this time of year we get the double whammy, that's right another Holiday right behind the big one..NEW YEARS.. How I despise this fuckin day and the things that are done in the name of a New Year...Do the sheople realize that the Reaper just gained another year on their sorry asses? Do they realize that they themselves are going to be a year older..Do they look in the mirror and say YAY!!! can't wait to celebrate that wrinkle..Do they really enjoy standing at Times Square, waiting for a fucking ball to drop.. They are smashed in like cattle, they cannot urinate they cannot drink or eat,, what the fuck!!!! is that fun???Then lo and behold Dick the Wick Clark (looks like he is made from wax) makes an appearance..(time to retire wick) you got your 10 billion..another one that has to go away..Bring back Guy Lombardo LOL!!!! Last year I heard that Snookie that poisened dwarf from Jersey Shore was going to be inside the ball. Could you imagine that thing jumping out of the ball at the stroke of midnight all juiced up and yelling FUCK YOU!!! I ain't wishin anybody happy new year, and in turn they don't have to wish me one..As we speak Greeny is back with all kinds of Plumes and banjos and harmonicas and saxophones...Yep, that can only mean one thing YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the critters are planning their own MUMMERS PARADE..What the fuck do I do now?? This is not real (I know I just had to throw that in there), or is it..I scare Strebor because when I talk to her, I talk as if this were all real..Who knows maybe it is?? Phil The Thrill always says The Shadow Knows, then asks me if I know who The Shadow is..I told him only the Shadow knows who he is...Phew The Shit I gotta put up with around here.. More on the New Year (GAG!!) New Years Eve (GAG SQUARED) Crittters, Mummers Parade, and the realization that the Ville is actually real.. That's right little Strebor maybe the next time I am in town I will bring Meere with me......
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
"Today Is The 27th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Hope everyone had a great Christmas, and got everything they wanted, especially the little ones that wanted a pony...LOL!! Great job during these Christmas Holidays everybody.. I will be back tomorrow too, start afresh on one of my least favorite Holidays..New Years and New Years Eve. Are you fucking kidding me, what a waste of time celebrating this shit.., more tomorrow..for now..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
Monday, December 26, 2011
Today is Monday, December 26th, 2011...A.D.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
"Today Is The 25th Day Of December "CHRISTMAS DAY" In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."""
"HAPPY B'DAY JESUS"
To the greatest man that ever walked the earth, all I can say too you is, how nice a place would this be if everybody just tried to live by your philosophies?? I thank you for being the great influence you have been on my life, and yes I know I have screwed up, but that is part of being human..I consider you not only a God, but a wonderful human being, and a true friend.. I have no idea what you will do on your birthday, but I am sure it will be a blast...I LoveYou, your friend Ernie......
To all my wonderful family and all of my great friends,,,"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the greatest man that ever walked the earth, all I can say too you is, how nice a place would this be if everybody just tried to live by your philosophies?? I thank you for being the great influence you have been on my life, and yes I know I have screwed up, but that is part of being human..I consider you not only a God, but a wonderful human being, and a true friend.. I have no idea what you will do on your birthday, but I am sure it will be a blast...I LoveYou, your friend Ernie......
To all my wonderful family and all of my great friends,,,"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
TODAY IS THE 24th DAY Of DECEMBER, 2011 CHRISTMAS EVE
Friday, December 23, 2011
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"Twas The Night Before Christmas"
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Ville, not a critter was stirring,,, not even Phil The Thrill...
The citizens and critters were all snug in their beds, while visions of beer cans danced in their heads..,,,and I in my doo rag, and Meere in his cap, had just settled down for a long winters nap.....
When out on the dirt road I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my bunk to see what was the matter...Away from a spider I flew like a flash,, tore open the window and fell into the trash....The moon on the Pines gave an eerie glow..It looked almost like midday, and the hooch was aglow...
When what to my fuckin eyes should appear,,,but an old station wagon filled, with Vodka and Beer..With a smirking young driver that looked totally insane....I knew in a moment it had to be Plain..
He drove faster,, than a squirrel can fly,, and he danced and smirked as he twirled on by..Yelling,,Now Sammy, now Simple, Now Strbor and McFinn, into the pines he soft shoed with a grin...Hey Blat, Hey Slat, Greeny Meere and The Goat...Get out of my way as he seemed to float..
His eyes how they twinkled, his smirk how merry. He was happy and dancing a right jolly old elf, and I bust out laughing in spite of myself..(right now),,,
He said not a word but went right to his work,,spreading boxes of booze on the sandy pine earth..
Then he sprang to the wagon and gave us the finger, and away he drove as he had no time to linger........
And as he drove away,,I heard him Exclaim....Merry Christmas To All!!!FROM YOUR MAIN MAN PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Ville, not a critter was stirring,,, not even Phil The Thrill...
The citizens and critters were all snug in their beds, while visions of beer cans danced in their heads..,,,and I in my doo rag, and Meere in his cap, had just settled down for a long winters nap.....
When out on the dirt road I heard such a clatter, I sprang from my bunk to see what was the matter...Away from a spider I flew like a flash,, tore open the window and fell into the trash....The moon on the Pines gave an eerie glow..It looked almost like midday, and the hooch was aglow...
When what to my fuckin eyes should appear,,,but an old station wagon filled, with Vodka and Beer..With a smirking young driver that looked totally insane....I knew in a moment it had to be Plain..
He drove faster,, than a squirrel can fly,, and he danced and smirked as he twirled on by..Yelling,,Now Sammy, now Simple, Now Strbor and McFinn, into the pines he soft shoed with a grin...Hey Blat, Hey Slat, Greeny Meere and The Goat...Get out of my way as he seemed to float..
His eyes how they twinkled, his smirk how merry. He was happy and dancing a right jolly old elf, and I bust out laughing in spite of myself..(right now),,,
He said not a word but went right to his work,,spreading boxes of booze on the sandy pine earth..
Then he sprang to the wagon and gave us the finger, and away he drove as he had no time to linger........
And as he drove away,,I heard him Exclaim....Merry Christmas To All!!!FROM YOUR MAIN MAN PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23rd AND CLOSING FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cuz I ain't nuttin' but bad
I broke my bed on Plains head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in Strebors bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
And somebody snitched on me
Oh
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad[ Lyrics
Thought I better get this one in before Simple posts his surprise POST........Love to put a song in his head for the a day or two........
Cuz I ain't nuttin' but bad
I broke my bed on Plains head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in Strebors bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
And somebody snitched on me
Oh
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad[ Lyrics
Thought I better get this one in before Simple posts his surprise POST........Love to put a song in his head for the a day or two........
And getting the tree to put up Christmas Eve.........The Old School Way............
Thursday, December 22, 2011
22nd GETTING CLOSER "ANOTHER CHRISTMAS STORY"
“ANOTHER” CHRISTMAS STORY
Once upon a time there was a Brother and Sister who loved each other very much and came from a close knit and fun loving family. We will call them Little Strebor and Little Butchie. Well it was a month or so before Christmas and Strebor knew she wanted a Pony. Now Mr. and Mrs. Keebler, we will call them Mr. E and Mrs. E., were preparing for the big day and trying to figure out what to get the tykes this year. All of the sudden Big E would be sitting there watching a sports venue and Butchie would get him a fresh beer, or freshen up his cheese and crackers or lightly salted mixed nuts. Mrs. E noted that her house was cleaned before she started cleaning. She had a mysterious little elf. So one night Mr. E and Mrs. E were chatting about the strange goings on and agreed they should talk to Butchie to find out what crime he committed. So they approached him and confronted him about the kindness he was spreading throughout the house. As they talked he said he wanted a Pony for Christmas…….Ahhhhh, there was a method to his madness. Now Big E being the man he was, told Mrs. E no pony for my little man, he will have a horse. She responded in her 4’ 11” frame, “UN CAVALLO?” Ma cosa hai nel cervello? Now Strebor got wind of the plan and was crushed. She just waited too long to request her Pony, but she understood and the respect she had for her brother put her at peace. Maybe next year she thought. Christmas came and they got everything they wanted except her pony. And sure enough Butchie received a Glorious White Stallion. Mr. E had some connections and there were many stables around to put the horse up. Strebor had riding privileges any time she wanted, but still, it was not hers. The passion she had for a pony would just have to wait until next year. Now Butchie was going to walk his prize and it was snowing. 
Strebor went and got her new Cashmere pink scarf and wrapped it around Butchie's neck to keep him warm. As she peeked out of the sheer drapes that hung in the window, Butchie walking his White Stallion, the snow lightly falling on them, her pink scarf blowing in the wind, a small tear came to her eye.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
COUNT DOWN STILL ON THE 21st........GETTING CLOSER
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
"Today Is The 20th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Dornhiser's, Christmas Cards from the Critters, On the Road with Phil, Puter not working, Plain sick.. What the fuck man, all these things stop me from doing the important things in life.. You know like Posting here at the Ville.This Christmas Card is bizarre..We are still into Caroling so bring the songs...Little known fact that Caroling was named after Mrs. Carol McFinn, yep, before that they called them Christmas Songs.., but once Carol McFinn started belting them out around Burgerville, it became evident that they should be named after her.. So, us patrons at the original Ville got up a petition and General Joe "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL" Drove them to Washington and it passed in the house that from that day on all Christmas Songs would be known as Carols..That made her very happy and is one of the reasons she married Finn..What a great Christmas they must have as every day he wakes up to a Carol....on another note, these drivers are nuts, on the road all day yesterday, and Phil must have said two thousand time, WATCH IT!!!! There wasn't a car in sight. I finally said why are you still yelling WATCH IT.. He said because that eagle is still flying right with us.. I said how long has he been there?? He said about an hour.. I said is that why you were yelling WATCH IT!!! and I was slamming on the brakes and swerving and sweating driving this truck.. He say's yeah, why did you thing I was yelling WATCH IT!!! in a real low whisper, I thought maybe a car was coming or a semi or something of that nature.. No man, you worry too much,, it was this eagle.. WATCH IT!!!!!
We're Off..Dornhiser's, Christmas Cards from the Critters, On the Road with Phil, Puter not working, Plain sick.. What the fuck man, all these things stop me from doing the important things in life.. You know like Posting here at the Ville.This Christmas Card is bizarre..We are still into Caroling so bring the songs...Little known fact that Caroling was named after Mrs. Carol McFinn, yep, before that they called them Christmas Songs.., but once Carol McFinn started belting them out around Burgerville, it became evident that they should be named after her.. So, us patrons at the original Ville got up a petition and General Joe "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL" Drove them to Washington and it passed in the house that from that day on all Christmas Songs would be known as Carols..That made her very happy and is one of the reasons she married Finn..What a great Christmas they must have as every day he wakes up to a Carol....on another note, these drivers are nuts, on the road all day yesterday, and Phil must have said two thousand time, WATCH IT!!!! There wasn't a car in sight. I finally said why are you still yelling WATCH IT.. He said because that eagle is still flying right with us.. I said how long has he been there?? He said about an hour.. I said is that why you were yelling WATCH IT!!! and I was slamming on the brakes and swerving and sweating driving this truck.. He say's yeah, why did you thing I was yelling WATCH IT!!! in a real low whisper, I thought maybe a car was coming or a semi or something of that nature.. No man, you worry too much,, it was this eagle.. WATCH IT!!!!!
STILL COUNTING DOWN TIL THE FAT MAN COMES
Monday, December 19, 2011
"Today Is The 19th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. I hope it is now post time, as this is the third time I tried.. On the road with Phil the Thrill that is always a Thrill. Now, I got puter problems.. None compared to the Dornhisers...They are ready to kill each other. More on that later..
NEWS in the Ville, I just received a Christmas Card from Blat and Slat. Honestly that was the return address.. I open in up and inside is a picture of Mere and his entire family..He immeditly started crying and jumping around on his toes with the card stuck to his eyes.. COMEMERE, let me see the card..also a picture of a jedi knight, one YODA!!.. there is naturally a picture of a squirrel and also of Greeny dressed in Christmas Red.. are you shittin me.. there is also a picture of a Bonobo Monkey and I don't want to say what he is doing.... This place gets more bizarre everyday...Bring on the songs, it is countdown week..
Adeste Fidelis, how about Santa Baby, (Eartha Kitt) wonder if she is any relation to MereKatt.. Silver Bells, or Balls if you are a Bonobo.. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, maybe the stupidist one of all times.. Santa Claus is coming to town.. The ever popular Rudolph..Jingle Bells and YO!! did we do this before.. Phil The Thrill just said you did these before but if you didn't do them now...OK!! Let It Snow.. Hey there are enough to go around ten days.., or twelve. Twelve days of Christmas. Blue Christmas, White Christmas and any other color they could think of,, Christmas in Dixie..Winter Wonderland, Joy To The World..Silent Night. and bring them on.. Let's go the countdown is on... WHOEVER SENT ME THIS CARD, IS AS SICK AS ME..AND THAT IS A GOOD THING!!!LOL!!!!
We're Off. I hope it is now post time, as this is the third time I tried.. On the road with Phil the Thrill that is always a Thrill. Now, I got puter problems.. None compared to the Dornhisers...They are ready to kill each other. More on that later..
NEWS in the Ville, I just received a Christmas Card from Blat and Slat. Honestly that was the return address.. I open in up and inside is a picture of Mere and his entire family..He immeditly started crying and jumping around on his toes with the card stuck to his eyes.. COMEMERE, let me see the card..also a picture of a jedi knight, one YODA!!.. there is naturally a picture of a squirrel and also of Greeny dressed in Christmas Red.. are you shittin me.. there is also a picture of a Bonobo Monkey and I don't want to say what he is doing.... This place gets more bizarre everyday...Bring on the songs, it is countdown week..
Adeste Fidelis, how about Santa Baby, (Eartha Kitt) wonder if she is any relation to MereKatt.. Silver Bells, or Balls if you are a Bonobo.. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, maybe the stupidist one of all times.. Santa Claus is coming to town.. The ever popular Rudolph..Jingle Bells and YO!! did we do this before.. Phil The Thrill just said you did these before but if you didn't do them now...OK!! Let It Snow.. Hey there are enough to go around ten days.., or twelve. Twelve days of Christmas. Blue Christmas, White Christmas and any other color they could think of,, Christmas in Dixie..Winter Wonderland, Joy To The World..Silent Night. and bring them on.. Let's go the countdown is on... WHOEVER SENT ME THIS CARD, IS AS SICK AS ME..AND THAT IS A GOOD THING!!!LOL!!!!
COUNTDOWN WEEK BEGINS
Sunday, December 18, 2011
"Today Is The 18th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time"
We're Off..I always like the fact that I can come into Plain and Simpleville and get a laugh or two..I like the fact that at this time of year, we keep it light ala Jimmy Mc and Strebor, but I would be amiss, if I didn't mention today, that this is the day our Mom passed 21 years ago. I just want to say that I know all of you have your own trials and tribulations that we all bear throughout this life, and I feel for you and with you..and this one for us was a huge loss and especially with my Dad already down with a stroke, it was a brutal shock, and the end result was the fact that I could take some solace in knowing, The Good Lord did not let her suffer, as she passed quickly. My fathers condition would have bee a slow death for her..So, instead of making today a solemn day about her death, let's make it a day of happiness as usual here at Plain and Simple..She would like that a lot better anyway..So, Mom R.I.P. we all miss you, thank you for being the best Mom we could ever have had, and don't get mad at us here at Plain and Simple because we curse and holler and well, you know some of us drink a little too much.., I know deep down you would have enjoyed it here, and who knows maybe you do...I Love You...
So, as all of our dearly departed loved ones would want, we move on..Christmas ONE WEEK away, bring on those cartoons...You have the Snow Meister and the Rudolph one that is older than me. You have Frosty and Jack Frost and The Island Of Lost Toys., many, many more...I am shutting down for breakfast at Tiffany's, or the Red Lion Diner out on Rt. 70. Guess I might as well go to the Red Lion Diner it is much closer...You citizens and visitors all know, this Simpleton regularly inhabits any WaWa he can find, in fact if it were'nt for WaWa I would have starved to death years ago. For those of you that don't know they have these gift cards where you can put down 5 or 10 dollars and give them too anyone you want..ahem!..then they can go to WaWa and use them just like money ahem!....Boy that would be a nice present for someone that inhabits a WaWa half their lives ahem!. I sure would do it for somebody like that.. Hey Plain!! you awake, wouldn't that be a nice gift from you to anyone you know that inhabits the WaWa half their live. ahem! Hope you are feeling better brother,... How about WaWa coming out with those gift cards isn't that amazing. ahem! Oh yeah before I go, you know what one of my pet peeves is around this time of year, some idiot fishin for a gift. Doesn't that make you sick???? OK cartoons and a good day here at the Ville..SEEYA LATER. Enjoy your football and welcome back J Roll..!!!1
See you on the clouds Mom...Merry Christmas..R.I.P.
We're Off..I always like the fact that I can come into Plain and Simpleville and get a laugh or two..I like the fact that at this time of year, we keep it light ala Jimmy Mc and Strebor, but I would be amiss, if I didn't mention today, that this is the day our Mom passed 21 years ago. I just want to say that I know all of you have your own trials and tribulations that we all bear throughout this life, and I feel for you and with you..and this one for us was a huge loss and especially with my Dad already down with a stroke, it was a brutal shock, and the end result was the fact that I could take some solace in knowing, The Good Lord did not let her suffer, as she passed quickly. My fathers condition would have bee a slow death for her..So, instead of making today a solemn day about her death, let's make it a day of happiness as usual here at Plain and Simple..She would like that a lot better anyway..So, Mom R.I.P. we all miss you, thank you for being the best Mom we could ever have had, and don't get mad at us here at Plain and Simple because we curse and holler and well, you know some of us drink a little too much.., I know deep down you would have enjoyed it here, and who knows maybe you do...I Love You...
So, as all of our dearly departed loved ones would want, we move on..Christmas ONE WEEK away, bring on those cartoons...You have the Snow Meister and the Rudolph one that is older than me. You have Frosty and Jack Frost and The Island Of Lost Toys., many, many more...I am shutting down for breakfast at Tiffany's, or the Red Lion Diner out on Rt. 70. Guess I might as well go to the Red Lion Diner it is much closer...You citizens and visitors all know, this Simpleton regularly inhabits any WaWa he can find, in fact if it were'nt for WaWa I would have starved to death years ago. For those of you that don't know they have these gift cards where you can put down 5 or 10 dollars and give them too anyone you want..ahem!..then they can go to WaWa and use them just like money ahem!....Boy that would be a nice present for someone that inhabits a WaWa half their lives ahem!. I sure would do it for somebody like that.. Hey Plain!! you awake, wouldn't that be a nice gift from you to anyone you know that inhabits the WaWa half their live. ahem! Hope you are feeling better brother,... How about WaWa coming out with those gift cards isn't that amazing. ahem! Oh yeah before I go, you know what one of my pet peeves is around this time of year, some idiot fishin for a gift. Doesn't that make you sick???? OK cartoons and a good day here at the Ville..SEEYA LATER. Enjoy your football and welcome back J Roll..!!!1
See you on the clouds Mom...Merry Christmas..R.I.P.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
"Today Is The 17th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Number 1. thank you all for the prayers, these new media sites are def. good, in a lot of respects, but that kind of kindness where you can communicate when you really need some help in that direction is fantastic. It looks like Krista, will be OK.. Krista was born with some kind of different syndrome, I am not sure what they call it.., but it never curtailed the fact that she is one special human being..My family would be crushed if anything happened to her..So, all the prayers were especially appreciated, and I am speaking for my entire family.. She is only 29 years old.., and I can tell everyone that I really love her dearly.. Once again you are all wonderful people, and this just makes me love Plain and Simpleville, a little more...
OK, Christmas is heading our way, even Ebenezer McFinn got a little spirit going yesterday, with pictures of his buddy's, and O'Tannenbaum (for anyone that doesn't know, that mean CHRISTMAS TREE, in German), if the Germans say Christmas, the rest of Europe better..They just might take one of their tantrums and sic those huns on the French, just for the hell of it, I digress..I see where this Saturday is Super Saturday, prices slashed 50/%, sale 40% off..Why do people go out at 4AM on Black Friday, when they can buy the stuff, with money they don't have, for people that don't need nor want it, on Super Saturday and get 50% discounts. Sometimes things totally baffle me..The malls we be racked with mayhem today.. One of these years I gotta get Plain and go to a mall and watch the happenings.. We could do a survey and then relay it to everyone that visits the Ville..That would be a good day here.. Could you see me and Plain in a mall?? Fred Claus was on last night. I never even heard of that one.., but I have heard of, DRUM ROLL EASY........................................................A Nightmare Before Christmas, The Santa Claus, The Year Without A Santa Claus, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, The Santa Claus II, Elf, Miracle On 34th ST, A Christmas Story, Prancer, well you get my drift. Bring some more movies, and these are all movies not cartoons..Let me get going, I will WRAP things up for awhile, bring some more movies then tomorrow we can bring on Cartoons and let's not ever forget the songs.. I am telling you this Day has turned into a Season and the Season has turned into an entity unto itself..
Sorry I have to do this. I don't usually apologize for anything here at Plain and Simple, no rules, except for the one at this time of year..Scumdusky: If you will read back a few posts ago, I asked why do they have to have this trial during this Holy Season, and also a bright season for parents, and children everywhere. Why, not wait a couple of weeks (while he sits at home enjoying Christmas with his family), and have it after the New Year. NO!! they have too bombard the news networks and papers with all the lurid details of this mutants attacks on young children, fucked up man...One other thing did anyone see where Lord Joe Paterno, after he got the news said "well I did everything I could, and because it was a Friday, I didn't want to bother anyone on the weekend. HEY JOE!!! HEY FOOTBALL ALMIGHTY!! One of your most trusted coaches and henchmen was fucking a little boy in your gymnasiums shower..You should have walked to the governors mansion, if that is what it would have taken, or went eyeball to eyeball with Scumdusky and laid it out there. Where the fuck do these people hatch???? Get myself all fired up here...They all go down...
Talk to you later, gotta get to the mall.. ZOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!
We're Off. Number 1. thank you all for the prayers, these new media sites are def. good, in a lot of respects, but that kind of kindness where you can communicate when you really need some help in that direction is fantastic. It looks like Krista, will be OK.. Krista was born with some kind of different syndrome, I am not sure what they call it.., but it never curtailed the fact that she is one special human being..My family would be crushed if anything happened to her..So, all the prayers were especially appreciated, and I am speaking for my entire family.. She is only 29 years old.., and I can tell everyone that I really love her dearly.. Once again you are all wonderful people, and this just makes me love Plain and Simpleville, a little more...
OK, Christmas is heading our way, even Ebenezer McFinn got a little spirit going yesterday, with pictures of his buddy's, and O'Tannenbaum (for anyone that doesn't know, that mean CHRISTMAS TREE, in German), if the Germans say Christmas, the rest of Europe better..They just might take one of their tantrums and sic those huns on the French, just for the hell of it, I digress..I see where this Saturday is Super Saturday, prices slashed 50/%, sale 40% off..Why do people go out at 4AM on Black Friday, when they can buy the stuff, with money they don't have, for people that don't need nor want it, on Super Saturday and get 50% discounts. Sometimes things totally baffle me..The malls we be racked with mayhem today.. One of these years I gotta get Plain and go to a mall and watch the happenings.. We could do a survey and then relay it to everyone that visits the Ville..That would be a good day here.. Could you see me and Plain in a mall?? Fred Claus was on last night. I never even heard of that one.., but I have heard of, DRUM ROLL EASY........................................................A Nightmare Before Christmas, The Santa Claus, The Year Without A Santa Claus, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, The Santa Claus II, Elf, Miracle On 34th ST, A Christmas Story, Prancer, well you get my drift. Bring some more movies, and these are all movies not cartoons..Let me get going, I will WRAP things up for awhile, bring some more movies then tomorrow we can bring on Cartoons and let's not ever forget the songs.. I am telling you this Day has turned into a Season and the Season has turned into an entity unto itself..
Sorry I have to do this. I don't usually apologize for anything here at Plain and Simple, no rules, except for the one at this time of year..Scumdusky: If you will read back a few posts ago, I asked why do they have to have this trial during this Holy Season, and also a bright season for parents, and children everywhere. Why, not wait a couple of weeks (while he sits at home enjoying Christmas with his family), and have it after the New Year. NO!! they have too bombard the news networks and papers with all the lurid details of this mutants attacks on young children, fucked up man...One other thing did anyone see where Lord Joe Paterno, after he got the news said "well I did everything I could, and because it was a Friday, I didn't want to bother anyone on the weekend. HEY JOE!!! HEY FOOTBALL ALMIGHTY!! One of your most trusted coaches and henchmen was fucking a little boy in your gymnasiums shower..You should have walked to the governors mansion, if that is what it would have taken, or went eyeball to eyeball with Scumdusky and laid it out there. Where the fuck do these people hatch???? Get myself all fired up here...They all go down...
Talk to you later, gotta get to the mall.. ZOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!
Friday, December 16, 2011
"Today Is The 16th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"Post Time already is off."
We are running on Jimmy Mc's picture site..I know him and Plain, and the critters are planning a coup to get rid of me in 2012., ain't happenin.....See you in the picture scene..
We are running on Jimmy Mc's picture site..I know him and Plain, and the critters are planning a coup to get rid of me in 2012., ain't happenin.....See you in the picture scene..
Today is the 16th day of a Big Holiday Month
Thursday, December 15, 2011
"Today Is The 15th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. Adeste Fidelis, latae triumphantes venita, venita et Beeethlehemmm. Non tu vi da cha regim angelorurrrmmm. Venita, adoramus, Venita adoramussss, Venita adoramiuuuuuuusssss Doooommmminum....
Had a challenge come into the ville, that me and my friends could not sing O Come All Ye Faithful in two languages, well there is Latin.. Now, would you like to place a wager on singing it in English.. I dooonnn'ttt think so...
Hey Plain, and Jimmy McFinn jumpin in early.. McFinn thinks he is now a photographer...McFinn has no idea what he is, what day it is, or where he is at..I never thought James would wind up with Carol on a couch in a cartoon picture..sad....Gotta love the guy..
Hey Plain, question, you can't get away from the Simpleton. I know you toads had a meeting last night at Buffalo Bills Valley View Inn. The question is DRUM ROLL EASY.......................................................................... Why is Floyd there?? Does he have too be at every social event in the 21st ward just to get a night out.. You think maybe the iron man would go home to the iron woman onnce in awhile.. Oh yeah, then she goes out with him...LOL!!! The Big E named him right "The Iron Man." People think I can hang.. He destroys me...I couldn't believe it in Florida, when I said you ready?? and he said he wasn't going out.. You have to understand I have been with that man since birth and never heard those words. He told me his stomach was upset.. I immediately went upstairs and started praying...Him nor I, knew at that time that Sue packed her pills in his Meds..Guess she knew what she was doing slowed his ass down....
Back to Christmas..Decorations...remember the Angel or Star on the top of the tree.. Well my daughter believes that Minnie Mouse is her cousin or something of that nature..because if there is a bigger Disney freak I haven't met her or him.. Maybe Mrs. Eck..Nahhh.. Anyway, I buy this giant artificial tree and get a two year supply of Disney Characters, that are collectors items, I get one per month., they are Christmas tree ornaments.. Well she starts decorating this (gotta be 15ft.) tree with the Disney characters, and all the paraphernalia left from my childhood, her childhood, and I sorta just get outta the way....I leave and go back to see how she is doing, and lo and behold it is done..and what is on top of the tree.. Minnie Mouse with Angel Wings and a white robe and an angelic look around her rodent head..Now, I ask is this a Christmas Tree or a Disney Tree? LOL!!! I know, I know..Only Christmas.. Hey pretty good stories yesterday, bring on some more...Decorations, presents. Christmas happenings that you remember...
Let me tell the story, that Strebor alluded to the other day.. I get up this one Christmas morning about five AM and me and Strebor are staring down Fleming St. waiting for my Mom to get home from the 5 O'clock Mass..We weren't allowed downstairs till she got home.. Well you ask, how would she know if you went down stairs?? Because the Old Boy was still sacked out in the bed, saying. Don't go down there till your mother gets home.. It never really occurred to me what he was doing home..He wasn't much on religion..Anyway Mom gets home and down we fly, and you all remember our living rooms or parlors, they weren't very big, now here is a platform taking up half the room with a tree on it and, yep, Lionel Trains, like to know where they are... He is in his official morning gear robe and bare feet..The Big E says ok son come here, this was the first time I really looked like Marty Feldman, my eyeballs are popping out of my head..he has the switch and turns it on and this train starts around the tracks whistling and a smoking.. , I was in awe..He says you want to try it?? I still can see the red switch on the black transformer, as Butchie was now the engineer, and flipped that fucking switch as high as it would go, that train sounded like a real one, smoke was going up to the ceiling, I heard my Dad yell. SLOW IT DOWN!!! It only made one turn, and derailed, with the locomotive, sailing into the air and then straight down onto his bare foot.. I will never forget the howwlllll!!! as long as I live, as I sprinted up the steps to hide under the bed. I saw out of the corner of my eye that he was hopping around on one foot and trying to dodge the box car and passenger car, then I saw the caboose get him. My last words as I dove under the bed were... MERRY CHRISTMAS DAD, HOPE THAT DIDN'T HURT..............shakin like a dog shittin razor blades...
We're Off.. Adeste Fidelis, latae triumphantes venita, venita et Beeethlehemmm. Non tu vi da cha regim angelorurrrmmm. Venita, adoramus, Venita adoramussss, Venita adoramiuuuuuuusssss Doooommmminum....
Had a challenge come into the ville, that me and my friends could not sing O Come All Ye Faithful in two languages, well there is Latin.. Now, would you like to place a wager on singing it in English.. I dooonnn'ttt think so...
Hey Plain, and Jimmy McFinn jumpin in early.. McFinn thinks he is now a photographer...McFinn has no idea what he is, what day it is, or where he is at..I never thought James would wind up with Carol on a couch in a cartoon picture..sad....Gotta love the guy..
Hey Plain, question, you can't get away from the Simpleton. I know you toads had a meeting last night at Buffalo Bills Valley View Inn. The question is DRUM ROLL EASY.......................................................................... Why is Floyd there?? Does he have too be at every social event in the 21st ward just to get a night out.. You think maybe the iron man would go home to the iron woman onnce in awhile.. Oh yeah, then she goes out with him...LOL!!! The Big E named him right "The Iron Man." People think I can hang.. He destroys me...I couldn't believe it in Florida, when I said you ready?? and he said he wasn't going out.. You have to understand I have been with that man since birth and never heard those words. He told me his stomach was upset.. I immediately went upstairs and started praying...Him nor I, knew at that time that Sue packed her pills in his Meds..Guess she knew what she was doing slowed his ass down....
Back to Christmas..Decorations...remember the Angel or Star on the top of the tree.. Well my daughter believes that Minnie Mouse is her cousin or something of that nature..because if there is a bigger Disney freak I haven't met her or him.. Maybe Mrs. Eck..Nahhh.. Anyway, I buy this giant artificial tree and get a two year supply of Disney Characters, that are collectors items, I get one per month., they are Christmas tree ornaments.. Well she starts decorating this (gotta be 15ft.) tree with the Disney characters, and all the paraphernalia left from my childhood, her childhood, and I sorta just get outta the way....I leave and go back to see how she is doing, and lo and behold it is done..and what is on top of the tree.. Minnie Mouse with Angel Wings and a white robe and an angelic look around her rodent head..Now, I ask is this a Christmas Tree or a Disney Tree? LOL!!! I know, I know..Only Christmas.. Hey pretty good stories yesterday, bring on some more...Decorations, presents. Christmas happenings that you remember...
Let me tell the story, that Strebor alluded to the other day.. I get up this one Christmas morning about five AM and me and Strebor are staring down Fleming St. waiting for my Mom to get home from the 5 O'clock Mass..We weren't allowed downstairs till she got home.. Well you ask, how would she know if you went down stairs?? Because the Old Boy was still sacked out in the bed, saying. Don't go down there till your mother gets home.. It never really occurred to me what he was doing home..He wasn't much on religion..Anyway Mom gets home and down we fly, and you all remember our living rooms or parlors, they weren't very big, now here is a platform taking up half the room with a tree on it and, yep, Lionel Trains, like to know where they are... He is in his official morning gear robe and bare feet..The Big E says ok son come here, this was the first time I really looked like Marty Feldman, my eyeballs are popping out of my head..he has the switch and turns it on and this train starts around the tracks whistling and a smoking.. , I was in awe..He says you want to try it?? I still can see the red switch on the black transformer, as Butchie was now the engineer, and flipped that fucking switch as high as it would go, that train sounded like a real one, smoke was going up to the ceiling, I heard my Dad yell. SLOW IT DOWN!!! It only made one turn, and derailed, with the locomotive, sailing into the air and then straight down onto his bare foot.. I will never forget the howwlllll!!! as long as I live, as I sprinted up the steps to hide under the bed. I saw out of the corner of my eye that he was hopping around on one foot and trying to dodge the box car and passenger car, then I saw the caboose get him. My last words as I dove under the bed were... MERRY CHRISTMAS DAD, HOPE THAT DIDN'T HURT..............shakin like a dog shittin razor blades...
15th of a month with an R in it
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
"Today Is The 14th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. McFinn you missed your calling in life, you should have been a photographer for Plain and Simple, you put some awesome pictures on this blog.. Do you realize that we have our children believing that reindeer can fly.. What is wrong with us? I remember my granddaughter, turned 10 last year saying to me, she did not believe in Santa. I said thanks, now you wrecked it for me...It just seems that somewhere along the way Christmas got out of hand. Was it really better when we were kids? Of course., but wasn't everything better when we were kids? I remember saying to my Dad. I can't wait to graduate high school, no more home work no more responsibility.. He just looked at me and said, as usual, you have no idea what you are talking about, you will look back on these years as the best years of your life.. Somethings never change, anybody that visits the Ville knows my Fathers words are still resonate today, as I still don't know what I am talking about...Still on Christmas, and will be for awhile.. Trees and Decoration Day, try and remember some great trees or decorations or name some decorations past, present, or future, that stick out in your minds. Do something OK. Whack on Plain, I know you gave me the cut off temperature for goofing, I mean golfing, but come on it is ok to whack off today...
I always liked Mistletoe, even when I was little I liked girls and Strebors friends would always be around the house so at Christmas time I used to stand under the Mistletoe and get kisses from all the older chicks from St. Johns.. Don't tell Strebor, I had a crush on all her girl friends, not one. All of them.///
We're Off. McFinn you missed your calling in life, you should have been a photographer for Plain and Simple, you put some awesome pictures on this blog.. Do you realize that we have our children believing that reindeer can fly.. What is wrong with us? I remember my granddaughter, turned 10 last year saying to me, she did not believe in Santa. I said thanks, now you wrecked it for me...It just seems that somewhere along the way Christmas got out of hand. Was it really better when we were kids? Of course., but wasn't everything better when we were kids? I remember saying to my Dad. I can't wait to graduate high school, no more home work no more responsibility.. He just looked at me and said, as usual, you have no idea what you are talking about, you will look back on these years as the best years of your life.. Somethings never change, anybody that visits the Ville knows my Fathers words are still resonate today, as I still don't know what I am talking about...Still on Christmas, and will be for awhile.. Trees and Decoration Day, try and remember some great trees or decorations or name some decorations past, present, or future, that stick out in your minds. Do something OK. Whack on Plain, I know you gave me the cut off temperature for goofing, I mean golfing, but come on it is ok to whack off today...
I always liked Mistletoe, even when I was little I liked girls and Strebors friends would always be around the house so at Christmas time I used to stand under the Mistletoe and get kisses from all the older chicks from St. Johns.. Don't tell Strebor, I had a crush on all her girl friends, not one. All of them.///
Today is the 14th of something
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
"Today Is The 13th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time. Guy blows the bugle the horses are now entering the track...Oh wait a minute brain freeze.
We're Off..Yes siree McFinn you are a wanted man.. HA!! those critters were screaming at 5 O'clock this morning. SAMPLE. SAMPLE!!! NO PRASANTS!! SANTA DADN'T COOM!!! He may have came, but it was with Mrs. Claus you Neandrathals.. Hey McFinn, told me it was Christmas Eve.ARK!!!!!!! PHONY BULLSHIT, PHONY BULLSHIT ARK!!!! ARK!! WHERE IS MCFINN, WHERE IS MCFINN ARK!!!! hahahhah, Let McFinn take some of their nastiness, see how he likes it.. Whistling sound over the bunker, hahahah Sam The Squirrel Man just went flying by with his little squirrel hands balled up in little squirrel fists..ahahahhhaa.. WHOA!!! Hattonna Matada Simple. UH, Hattoona Matadda Mere. When did you get as tall as me? We are not just MereKats Simple our toes keep growing so as we get older and when we stand on our toes we are naturally taller..Actually Mere, that is a good thing as your eyeballs our now sticking to the little bit of hair I have left.. Wait a minute Simple here comes Billy.. Hattonna Matada Billy AAAHHHHHHH!! Did you get any gifts last night? NAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! OK Simple what is going on, if Christmas Eve was last night how come this Santa Dude didn't drop off Vodka and hay and some cashews and seeds and a leg of lamb and some acorns? What is up with that Simple?? Listen Mere go talk too the critters, McFinn said it was Chritmas Eve..MCFINN, HE NEVER KNOWS WHAT DAY IT IS.. Well there is your answer Mere...Is he coming here today? Chances are he will Mere. Well when he gets here let us know. OK Mere.. shutting the bunker door laughing my balls off. Fuckin McFinn is in trouble, oh man finally poetic justice, somebody else has to put up with this shit...Hi Jimmy you better start watching your calendar,, choke, choke, laughing while drinking coffee is not a good idea..
OK, on too more important issues..Scumdusky trial today. Give me and the general populace a little break, put the scum dusky pervert in jail and have his trial after Christmas..This will be headline news every fucking day.. I don't feel like hearing the lurid tales of this stone cold scab at Chritmas time..They waited this long wait another month..Hate the Judicial System, that along with most other systems in this countries political grinder need a thorough revamping... ECONOMIC SYSTEM, Treasury Dept, (taxes). Judicial System, Supreme Court, Congress, Presidency, Motor Vehicles, You name it, it needs improvement..Sooooo lets create jobs here at Plain and Simple..Hire the people that have new and innovative ideas on how to start to solve these problems.. You know, like lets fix the superstructure of this country. Let's get money into the hands of the people (they will spend it), let's hear one of these candidates say something that already hasn't been said.. As a drunken goat would say NAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Today being another day closer to Chritmas, I would like to do an A-Z on Chritmas songs. If you don't want to do it. Don't do it.. No rules, just the Christmas one...We will not relinquish that, because that is not a unilateral decision. I think everyone agrees with me.....CHRISTMAS SONGS A-Z With a little definition to hopefully amuse you.. I amuse you, what am I some kinda clown??
A-Adeste Fidelis--Myself and a few of my friends can sing this in two languages.
B-Blue Christmas--Elvis is in the Ville..
C-Christmas in Kilarney, Strebor and her class singing this at the St. Johns annual Christmas Play.
D-Deck Your Balls With Poison Ivy, you will be singing FAALALLLALALAALAL
E-Ernie Claus
F-Frosty The Snowman. Amazing how we thought a snow man came to life one day..
G-God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman.
H-Holy Night (My all time favorite) Nat King Cole (one of the all time greatest.)
I-I'll be home for Christmas.
J-Jingle Bell Rock
K-
L-Little Town Of Bethlehem
M-Merry Christmas Baby
N.Noel
O-
P.
Q.
R. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. and it's sister song.. Randolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer, he was right behind Rudolph when the sleigh came to a screeching halt..
S.Silent Night
T.Tannenbaum.
U.
V.
W.White Christmas-- Little known fact, Der Bingle, tag name for Bing the child beater Crosby. Sang this all time favorite immediately after drinking a bottle of scotch, and dropping his nine year old kid on the front lawn, right next to where he ripped all of the reindeer's antlers off..A violent drunk is disgusting enough, but one that takes his violence out on an innocent is truly a mess..
X.You know there is no XM, around here..
Y.Yuletide Glitz by Santa and the Snowmen, little known fact, this group hit the Christmas scene around 1958, Yuletide Glitz was their only hit, yep they were one hit wonders..I remember the harmony to Yuletide Glitz and the perfect way they pronounced Macy's, because that is hard to do when you are as fucked up as this group, yep they were always drinking it up and harmonizing on the corner.. I am going to try and find out what happened to Santa and the Snowmen.. I never understood why they were called snowmen as they were all black..
Z.
Go for it, work calls.
We're Off..Yes siree McFinn you are a wanted man.. HA!! those critters were screaming at 5 O'clock this morning. SAMPLE. SAMPLE!!! NO PRASANTS!! SANTA DADN'T COOM!!! He may have came, but it was with Mrs. Claus you Neandrathals.. Hey McFinn, told me it was Christmas Eve.ARK!!!!!!! PHONY BULLSHIT, PHONY BULLSHIT ARK!!!! ARK!! WHERE IS MCFINN, WHERE IS MCFINN ARK!!!! hahahhah, Let McFinn take some of their nastiness, see how he likes it.. Whistling sound over the bunker, hahahah Sam The Squirrel Man just went flying by with his little squirrel hands balled up in little squirrel fists..ahahahhhaa.. WHOA!!! Hattonna Matada Simple. UH, Hattoona Matadda Mere. When did you get as tall as me? We are not just MereKats Simple our toes keep growing so as we get older and when we stand on our toes we are naturally taller..Actually Mere, that is a good thing as your eyeballs our now sticking to the little bit of hair I have left.. Wait a minute Simple here comes Billy.. Hattonna Matada Billy AAAHHHHHHH!! Did you get any gifts last night? NAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! OK Simple what is going on, if Christmas Eve was last night how come this Santa Dude didn't drop off Vodka and hay and some cashews and seeds and a leg of lamb and some acorns? What is up with that Simple?? Listen Mere go talk too the critters, McFinn said it was Chritmas Eve..MCFINN, HE NEVER KNOWS WHAT DAY IT IS.. Well there is your answer Mere...Is he coming here today? Chances are he will Mere. Well when he gets here let us know. OK Mere.. shutting the bunker door laughing my balls off. Fuckin McFinn is in trouble, oh man finally poetic justice, somebody else has to put up with this shit...Hi Jimmy you better start watching your calendar,, choke, choke, laughing while drinking coffee is not a good idea..
OK, on too more important issues..Scumdusky trial today. Give me and the general populace a little break, put the scum dusky pervert in jail and have his trial after Christmas..This will be headline news every fucking day.. I don't feel like hearing the lurid tales of this stone cold scab at Chritmas time..They waited this long wait another month..Hate the Judicial System, that along with most other systems in this countries political grinder need a thorough revamping... ECONOMIC SYSTEM, Treasury Dept, (taxes). Judicial System, Supreme Court, Congress, Presidency, Motor Vehicles, You name it, it needs improvement..Sooooo lets create jobs here at Plain and Simple..Hire the people that have new and innovative ideas on how to start to solve these problems.. You know, like lets fix the superstructure of this country. Let's get money into the hands of the people (they will spend it), let's hear one of these candidates say something that already hasn't been said.. As a drunken goat would say NAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Today being another day closer to Chritmas, I would like to do an A-Z on Chritmas songs. If you don't want to do it. Don't do it.. No rules, just the Christmas one...We will not relinquish that, because that is not a unilateral decision. I think everyone agrees with me.....CHRISTMAS SONGS A-Z With a little definition to hopefully amuse you.. I amuse you, what am I some kinda clown??
A-Adeste Fidelis--Myself and a few of my friends can sing this in two languages.
B-Blue Christmas--Elvis is in the Ville..
C-Christmas in Kilarney, Strebor and her class singing this at the St. Johns annual Christmas Play.
D-Deck Your Balls With Poison Ivy, you will be singing FAALALLLALALAALAL
E-Ernie Claus
F-Frosty The Snowman. Amazing how we thought a snow man came to life one day..
G-God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman.
H-Holy Night (My all time favorite) Nat King Cole (one of the all time greatest.)
I-I'll be home for Christmas.
J-Jingle Bell Rock
K-
L-Little Town Of Bethlehem
M-Merry Christmas Baby
N.Noel
O-
P.
Q.
R. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. and it's sister song.. Randolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer, he was right behind Rudolph when the sleigh came to a screeching halt..
S.Silent Night
T.Tannenbaum.
U.
V.
W.White Christmas-- Little known fact, Der Bingle, tag name for Bing the child beater Crosby. Sang this all time favorite immediately after drinking a bottle of scotch, and dropping his nine year old kid on the front lawn, right next to where he ripped all of the reindeer's antlers off..A violent drunk is disgusting enough, but one that takes his violence out on an innocent is truly a mess..
X.You know there is no XM, around here..
Y.Yuletide Glitz by Santa and the Snowmen, little known fact, this group hit the Christmas scene around 1958, Yuletide Glitz was their only hit, yep they were one hit wonders..I remember the harmony to Yuletide Glitz and the perfect way they pronounced Macy's, because that is hard to do when you are as fucked up as this group, yep they were always drinking it up and harmonizing on the corner.. I am going to try and find out what happened to Santa and the Snowmen.. I never understood why they were called snowmen as they were all black..
Z.
Go for it, work calls.
Monday, December 12, 2011
"Today Is The 12th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. YO!! How about them iggles, guess they really are a dream team. Took down the mighty Dolphins in front of 600 people yesterday. Way to go iggles, give Reid another 10 years, and you still won't see a Super Bowl..On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 Pipers Piping (I Think). I used to make fun and think how stupid this song was, until one person, I think it was Larry Ryan, explained to me that at the time this song was written, Christianity was under attack, and anything having to do with Christ would be persecuted.. Soooooo, each of these turtle doves and lords a leaping, represent a symbol of Chritianity. So, there you have it, Simple was blaspheming and didn't even know it. There are a lot of people amongst us, that think they are right, but they are wrong, but try not to argue with those kinds of people you can never convince them they are wrong.. Like Confucious say: "He who thinks he is always right is wrong." Moving or Storming towards Christmas, bring on the movies, songs, or happenings in your life. We are doing Chritmas, so bring it on people.
We're Off.. YO!! How about them iggles, guess they really are a dream team. Took down the mighty Dolphins in front of 600 people yesterday. Way to go iggles, give Reid another 10 years, and you still won't see a Super Bowl..On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 Pipers Piping (I Think). I used to make fun and think how stupid this song was, until one person, I think it was Larry Ryan, explained to me that at the time this song was written, Christianity was under attack, and anything having to do with Christ would be persecuted.. Soooooo, each of these turtle doves and lords a leaping, represent a symbol of Chritianity. So, there you have it, Simple was blaspheming and didn't even know it. There are a lot of people amongst us, that think they are right, but they are wrong, but try not to argue with those kinds of people you can never convince them they are wrong.. Like Confucious say: "He who thinks he is always right is wrong." Moving or Storming towards Christmas, bring on the movies, songs, or happenings in your life. We are doing Chritmas, so bring it on people.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
"Today Is The 11th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Sounds like the guys had another great JIMBO DAY, and they didn't lose Monk..Hey Plain, with the pool shootin talk, you should be glad I wasn't there kickin ass. lol.. Remember that game you and I had in Florida, had to bank the eight. My fuckin arms were tired, that game took two hours...Glad you guys had a good time, and Dave and Jamie (shame on him) bet Army..Jamie was right Jimbo would have had it the other way...
Hey Strebor, I think I know what today is, it is the day the Big E had that stroke, and the horror days started, but I am not going to talk about it..If you want to say anything fine..
Alright, serious moment. If Scumdusky is out of jail (again) because he is innocent until proven guilty, how could they possibly fire Paterno.. Makes absolutely no sense. This is how fucked up our judicial system is..If he is innocent then they fired an innocent man. I know I am a Simpleton, but that is so illogical as to border on the absurd.. Give me your take on that one guys.
Boy, I remember a day, not so long ago, when I would rise up on a Sunday and grab the paper and check the spreads and pick my teams and get everybody and anybody over the house to watch the game. Every Sunday was football Sunday, not anymore. Economic woes and just the state of the NFL has changed this Simple dude..I could care less. Come on Baseball..
Plain, I read some back posts while I was somewhat trying to beat the bug, and I just now realized what a great coach you really are also, and I hate to say this but really and truly very humble about it.. Congrats from your brother on all those accomplishments. I would have said this back in August, but sometimes it takes me months to decipher what the fuck you are talking about..
Christmas shows last nite "How The Grinch Stole Christmas." is there anything more stupid than WhoVille. Well maybe this Ville. LOL.. The Grinch, guy makes millions of dollars on a Grinch.. Told you to come up with a new monster and we all will be billionaires..Come on in Citizens and Visitors take a tour of the Ville, and lets hear some Christmas material.. Remember the first rule.. Christmas Time.....
We're Off. Sounds like the guys had another great JIMBO DAY, and they didn't lose Monk..Hey Plain, with the pool shootin talk, you should be glad I wasn't there kickin ass. lol.. Remember that game you and I had in Florida, had to bank the eight. My fuckin arms were tired, that game took two hours...Glad you guys had a good time, and Dave and Jamie (shame on him) bet Army..Jamie was right Jimbo would have had it the other way...
Hey Strebor, I think I know what today is, it is the day the Big E had that stroke, and the horror days started, but I am not going to talk about it..If you want to say anything fine..
Alright, serious moment. If Scumdusky is out of jail (again) because he is innocent until proven guilty, how could they possibly fire Paterno.. Makes absolutely no sense. This is how fucked up our judicial system is..If he is innocent then they fired an innocent man. I know I am a Simpleton, but that is so illogical as to border on the absurd.. Give me your take on that one guys.
Boy, I remember a day, not so long ago, when I would rise up on a Sunday and grab the paper and check the spreads and pick my teams and get everybody and anybody over the house to watch the game. Every Sunday was football Sunday, not anymore. Economic woes and just the state of the NFL has changed this Simple dude..I could care less. Come on Baseball..
Plain, I read some back posts while I was somewhat trying to beat the bug, and I just now realized what a great coach you really are also, and I hate to say this but really and truly very humble about it.. Congrats from your brother on all those accomplishments. I would have said this back in August, but sometimes it takes me months to decipher what the fuck you are talking about..
Christmas shows last nite "How The Grinch Stole Christmas." is there anything more stupid than WhoVille. Well maybe this Ville. LOL.. The Grinch, guy makes millions of dollars on a Grinch.. Told you to come up with a new monster and we all will be billionaires..Come on in Citizens and Visitors take a tour of the Ville, and lets hear some Christmas material.. Remember the first rule.. Christmas Time.....
Saturday, December 10, 2011
"Today Is The 10th Day Of December ("Jimbo Day") In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. "JIMBO DAY." Army Navy game,and ever since Jimbo passed away his son Jamie and his wife Nancy invite all the guys up to watch the game together, I really love it.. We watched Jimbos last Army Navy game at Jamies house, Jim was really sick that year and passed away a few weeks after the game. (R.I.P.) cousin,love you my man.. It is a wonderful thing that they do for all us old ones, getting us together to watch the game, shoot pool, bust each others stones as usual, have some fine food and a few cool beverages..Now the bad part, I am going to miss it. Yep, have been, how do you say under the weather for the past week, and I don't feel it would be right to go to the house with the children there. I do not want to be responsible for getting any wee ones sick at this time of year.. I will make a point later on just to stop by and wish Jamie and Nancy and their children a Merry Christmas..Makes this old Simpleton feel bad, sure would like to be there. I am sure Plain will be leading the band and marching around that pool table, calling shots that Willie Mosconi wouldn't even dream of calling, and please don't let him make one, he just acts like that 4 corner bank he made was easy..Sure wish I was going..
Little known fact, it was a year ago today, when we were all coming back from Jamie's house after Jimbo Day. The line up went like this. Tommy was driving, Dave was shotgun, I was in the back behind Dave and Monk was behind Tommy, when lo and behold don't I get a text message from one Jim McFinn asking me when did we lose Monk?? Now mind you I have had a few cool beverages, but I still see Monk sitting next to me.. I say, yo guys I just got a message from Jim McCool asking when we lost DRUM ROLL EASY...............................................Monk.. Monk looks at me like what does he mean lost me.. I say I guess he thinks you bought it.. Monk says bought what?? I guess the dirt nap Monk, I think he thinks your, you know departed. This is nuts. I gotta text him back. I text and tell McFinn that Monk happens to be sitting next to me right now.. McFinn says when did we lose you?? WE ARE IN THE BACK OF TOMMYS JEEP WE ARE BOTH STILL HERE YOU FUCKING LOON!!! Oh we didn't lose Monk? No we didn't lose Monk thank God..Dave says Floyd pull over here and we'll throw Monk out and tell McCool we just lost him..LOL!! When we pulled up to Manayunk and Rector Monk lives a few doors down he says drop me off here I'll walk down.. No fuckin way dude we might lose you, we dropped him off in front of his house...LOL!!!! Hey to all my friends enjoy JIMBO DAY, and Stay Out Of Harms Way. Hope to see you all next week....Wish I was going with you.. Too: Jamie and Nancy thanks for the invite as always, love you kids...Uncle E.
We're Off. "JIMBO DAY." Army Navy game,and ever since Jimbo passed away his son Jamie and his wife Nancy invite all the guys up to watch the game together, I really love it.. We watched Jimbos last Army Navy game at Jamies house, Jim was really sick that year and passed away a few weeks after the game. (R.I.P.) cousin,love you my man.. It is a wonderful thing that they do for all us old ones, getting us together to watch the game, shoot pool, bust each others stones as usual, have some fine food and a few cool beverages..Now the bad part, I am going to miss it. Yep, have been, how do you say under the weather for the past week, and I don't feel it would be right to go to the house with the children there. I do not want to be responsible for getting any wee ones sick at this time of year.. I will make a point later on just to stop by and wish Jamie and Nancy and their children a Merry Christmas..Makes this old Simpleton feel bad, sure would like to be there. I am sure Plain will be leading the band and marching around that pool table, calling shots that Willie Mosconi wouldn't even dream of calling, and please don't let him make one, he just acts like that 4 corner bank he made was easy..Sure wish I was going..
Little known fact, it was a year ago today, when we were all coming back from Jamie's house after Jimbo Day. The line up went like this. Tommy was driving, Dave was shotgun, I was in the back behind Dave and Monk was behind Tommy, when lo and behold don't I get a text message from one Jim McFinn asking me when did we lose Monk?? Now mind you I have had a few cool beverages, but I still see Monk sitting next to me.. I say, yo guys I just got a message from Jim McCool asking when we lost DRUM ROLL EASY...............................................Monk.. Monk looks at me like what does he mean lost me.. I say I guess he thinks you bought it.. Monk says bought what?? I guess the dirt nap Monk, I think he thinks your, you know departed. This is nuts. I gotta text him back. I text and tell McFinn that Monk happens to be sitting next to me right now.. McFinn says when did we lose you?? WE ARE IN THE BACK OF TOMMYS JEEP WE ARE BOTH STILL HERE YOU FUCKING LOON!!! Oh we didn't lose Monk? No we didn't lose Monk thank God..Dave says Floyd pull over here and we'll throw Monk out and tell McCool we just lost him..LOL!! When we pulled up to Manayunk and Rector Monk lives a few doors down he says drop me off here I'll walk down.. No fuckin way dude we might lose you, we dropped him off in front of his house...LOL!!!! Hey to all my friends enjoy JIMBO DAY, and Stay Out Of Harms Way. Hope to see you all next week....Wish I was going with you.. Too: Jamie and Nancy thanks for the invite as always, love you kids...Uncle E.
Friday, December 9, 2011
"Today Is The 9th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Yo!! where did all that cannibal stuff come from last night?? Weird.. Well here it is VODKADAY, and my young Bunky, Chris Morris and his co star one Betsy Rafter, are puttin on a Christmas Play they wrote, at Keenans Valley View Inn, and The Simple one isn't going to attend. In all honesty I don't want to get anyone else sick, well there are some people I wouldn't mind getting sick, but not these people. Plus tomorrow is Jimbo Day, and I will miss that also.. hate to miss these good times...Just gotta get out from being under the weather, but as Slat explained we are all under the weather, gotta come up with some new terminology.. Hey Chris and Betsy, I am sure the play will be a huge success, you two are very talented, and entertaining, just do your best, and it will be good enough...
OK, I just saw where scumdusky posted bail and is back in his cozy little pervert cottage at Penn State. I am not going to shout, it evidently means nothing, but does he really deserve to be out of jail? If anyone visiting thinks so, please read the Grand Jury Report, see if that helps change your mind.. I just don't get our judicial system, I never did and I guess I never will. I do know one thing it sucks...
Calling all Plains, never mind, there is only one of them.. Are Ye Whacking With The Other Whackers Today Plainus Whackus, you old centurian?? I will miss you this weekend, love getting together with you guys. Today we have more Christmas Cheer to spread. Let me try again. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or any other Christmas movie that you want to talk about. From now on in baby it is officialy Christmas Time at The Ville.. One last note until later..I don't really believe in titles or entitlement, and especially here at the Ville. As far as I am concerned I don't have a title. I do most of the posting and that is due to mutual agreement between myself and Plain when we started this Ville ala "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL." Having said that, I would also like to say at this time of year here at the Ville, IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME..CHRISTMAS TIME a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. For the little ones it is a magical time and a time that goes by all too fast.. If anyone wants to come into the Ville at this time and dispute the message of Christmas, I will have to make the first rule..I will fucking delete it. You want to call it the Holidays, or Kwanza, or Passover or Rhamadan or whatever call it those days at another time of year.. I was brought up Catholic and consider myself a Christian, because of my belief in Jesus Christ. I am not, a devout religious person, but that is of my own choosing.. I respect anyone that is, but as I said here at the Ville, I OFFICIALLY DECLARE CHRISTMAS TIME.. Have a great NON-VODKADAY for me.. Later..
We're Off. Yo!! where did all that cannibal stuff come from last night?? Weird.. Well here it is VODKADAY, and my young Bunky, Chris Morris and his co star one Betsy Rafter, are puttin on a Christmas Play they wrote, at Keenans Valley View Inn, and The Simple one isn't going to attend. In all honesty I don't want to get anyone else sick, well there are some people I wouldn't mind getting sick, but not these people. Plus tomorrow is Jimbo Day, and I will miss that also.. hate to miss these good times...Just gotta get out from being under the weather, but as Slat explained we are all under the weather, gotta come up with some new terminology.. Hey Chris and Betsy, I am sure the play will be a huge success, you two are very talented, and entertaining, just do your best, and it will be good enough...
OK, I just saw where scumdusky posted bail and is back in his cozy little pervert cottage at Penn State. I am not going to shout, it evidently means nothing, but does he really deserve to be out of jail? If anyone visiting thinks so, please read the Grand Jury Report, see if that helps change your mind.. I just don't get our judicial system, I never did and I guess I never will. I do know one thing it sucks...
Calling all Plains, never mind, there is only one of them.. Are Ye Whacking With The Other Whackers Today Plainus Whackus, you old centurian?? I will miss you this weekend, love getting together with you guys. Today we have more Christmas Cheer to spread. Let me try again. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or any other Christmas movie that you want to talk about. From now on in baby it is officialy Christmas Time at The Ville.. One last note until later..I don't really believe in titles or entitlement, and especially here at the Ville. As far as I am concerned I don't have a title. I do most of the posting and that is due to mutual agreement between myself and Plain when we started this Ville ala "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL." Having said that, I would also like to say at this time of year here at the Ville, IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME..CHRISTMAS TIME a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. For the little ones it is a magical time and a time that goes by all too fast.. If anyone wants to come into the Ville at this time and dispute the message of Christmas, I will have to make the first rule..I will fucking delete it. You want to call it the Holidays, or Kwanza, or Passover or Rhamadan or whatever call it those days at another time of year.. I was brought up Catholic and consider myself a Christian, because of my belief in Jesus Christ. I am not, a devout religious person, but that is of my own choosing.. I respect anyone that is, but as I said here at the Ville, I OFFICIALLY DECLARE CHRISTMAS TIME.. Have a great NON-VODKADAY for me.. Later..
Thursday, December 8, 2011
"Today Is The 8th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. I saw where a writer friend of mine one, Larry McMullen, from the Philadelphia Daily News has passed away. (R.I.P.). I met Larry back in the seventies, yeah I remember some parts of them Plain. He actually covered Bombay Ducks run to the Kentucky Derby and was on the bus with me on that wild ride to Kentucky..I got to the bus driver early, and had the guitar and the microphone a strummin and a singin. My man joined right in.. Gave a nice write up and described the trip pretty well. Very good writer and a lot of fun. Amazing on this journey they call life how many people you meet for the first time, and connect with them immediately, seems like you knew them your whole life. Then there are people you have known your whole life and, you never really connect with them, or you find out you never really knew them.. You know like relatives at a wedding, you are at the table, you are talking, you have known them your whole life, but do you really know them. I think in most cases no, you probably don't. Of course there is always that ten percent..
Movin on much like time in Japan, Hawaii, California, and the East Coast.. Glad you guys got all that right and especially the part about the International Date Line.. I remember crossing it for the first time, and wondered if we kept flying back and forth if we would never grow old..Nothing wrong with that logic..Well it seemed logical at the time..Cape May run coming up here shortly, like the fudge run to Cape May every year, neat little town, especially during the Christmas Season.. Place is really a quaint old town.. I never went there in the summer, but sure have enjoyed it in the winter.. There is a bar called the Ugly Mug. You can get a mug with your name on it, and they hang it around the bar, when you take the dirt nap, they turn it away from the ocean. I buy one every year, they are going to have a hard time figuring out who all these Ernie's are.
On to a little baseball winter meeting. Keep the Phils in tact for a few more years, they did win 102 games last year, and I would like to see Rollins stay with the team.. He is an integral part of the winning spirit this team has shown over the past 5 years, and I honestly believe barring any real significant injuries that the Phils will be in the mix for years to come..I know, I know it is December, still like talking baseball. I am about done with football.
WHAT IS HALF THIS SOCIETY INTO MOLESTING CHILDREN.. Here we go, now it is the Boston Red Sox, and Scumdusky gets locked up again. Why was he out of jail in the first place.. See if he could rape another kid before he starts getting raped.. Disgusting..
Well let's get lighter, for the rest of the day.. Of course you can bring anything you like..., but last night I watched, one my top ten all time funniest movies..National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, just one scene and I will elaborate on some other scenes later.. Here is Clark trapped in the attic, freezing his nuts off, when he locates old movies of him and his family when he was young.. He has also wrapped himself in fur and an old time woman's hat and as he is sitting there watching himself as a child and crying his wife opens the attic stairs and my man just falls right on through in a flash. The guy cannot catch a break.. Me, I am takin one right now. Got any memorable Griswold Christmas scenes that you like bring them on. Later..
We're Off. I saw where a writer friend of mine one, Larry McMullen, from the Philadelphia Daily News has passed away. (R.I.P.). I met Larry back in the seventies, yeah I remember some parts of them Plain. He actually covered Bombay Ducks run to the Kentucky Derby and was on the bus with me on that wild ride to Kentucky..I got to the bus driver early, and had the guitar and the microphone a strummin and a singin. My man joined right in.. Gave a nice write up and described the trip pretty well. Very good writer and a lot of fun. Amazing on this journey they call life how many people you meet for the first time, and connect with them immediately, seems like you knew them your whole life. Then there are people you have known your whole life and, you never really connect with them, or you find out you never really knew them.. You know like relatives at a wedding, you are at the table, you are talking, you have known them your whole life, but do you really know them. I think in most cases no, you probably don't. Of course there is always that ten percent..
Movin on much like time in Japan, Hawaii, California, and the East Coast.. Glad you guys got all that right and especially the part about the International Date Line.. I remember crossing it for the first time, and wondered if we kept flying back and forth if we would never grow old..Nothing wrong with that logic..Well it seemed logical at the time..Cape May run coming up here shortly, like the fudge run to Cape May every year, neat little town, especially during the Christmas Season.. Place is really a quaint old town.. I never went there in the summer, but sure have enjoyed it in the winter.. There is a bar called the Ugly Mug. You can get a mug with your name on it, and they hang it around the bar, when you take the dirt nap, they turn it away from the ocean. I buy one every year, they are going to have a hard time figuring out who all these Ernie's are.
On to a little baseball winter meeting. Keep the Phils in tact for a few more years, they did win 102 games last year, and I would like to see Rollins stay with the team.. He is an integral part of the winning spirit this team has shown over the past 5 years, and I honestly believe barring any real significant injuries that the Phils will be in the mix for years to come..I know, I know it is December, still like talking baseball. I am about done with football.
WHAT IS HALF THIS SOCIETY INTO MOLESTING CHILDREN.. Here we go, now it is the Boston Red Sox, and Scumdusky gets locked up again. Why was he out of jail in the first place.. See if he could rape another kid before he starts getting raped.. Disgusting..
Well let's get lighter, for the rest of the day.. Of course you can bring anything you like..., but last night I watched, one my top ten all time funniest movies..National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, just one scene and I will elaborate on some other scenes later.. Here is Clark trapped in the attic, freezing his nuts off, when he locates old movies of him and his family when he was young.. He has also wrapped himself in fur and an old time woman's hat and as he is sitting there watching himself as a child and crying his wife opens the attic stairs and my man just falls right on through in a flash. The guy cannot catch a break.. Me, I am takin one right now. Got any memorable Griswold Christmas scenes that you like bring them on. Later..
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
"Today Is The 7th Day Of December ("A Day Of Infamy") In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. What a day to come back..Yeah the Japanese had a well thought out plan, as they were conquering everything in the Pacific. In reality only one thing stood in their way, yep, The U. S. Fleet at Pearl Harbor..Let's just listen in for a moment to the Japanese war room, they only spoke in whispers..OK, they are Christians, we will attack early on a Sunday morning that way a lot of them will be in church..OK, our representatives are in Washington talking peace treaties, so they will never expect this..OK we will use our main air force and our superior warships to bomb and cripple their entire Pacific Fleet. OK, kill as many Servicemen, and Civilians as we can, as just like China, and Burma before them, they will never be able to recover from this devastation...One Admiral stood up and asked, when would this attack take place. He was told it was underway..His name was Admiral Yamamoto, and his words to the Vice Admirals and Royalty of the Japanese Hierarchy that had planned this devious slaughter, went like this: "I am afraid we have woken a sleeping giant." How true, How true, Midway, and Guadalcanal, and Iwo. How true The Phillipines and Wake. How true Okinawa, and Guam, and lest you ever forget how true, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki. You sure did wake a sleeping giant and he made you pay for your treachery. A moment of silence for all the brave Americans Servicemen and Civilians who lost their lives and their loved ones that day..A Day Of Infamy for sure...
We're Off. What a day to come back..Yeah the Japanese had a well thought out plan, as they were conquering everything in the Pacific. In reality only one thing stood in their way, yep, The U. S. Fleet at Pearl Harbor..Let's just listen in for a moment to the Japanese war room, they only spoke in whispers..OK, they are Christians, we will attack early on a Sunday morning that way a lot of them will be in church..OK, our representatives are in Washington talking peace treaties, so they will never expect this..OK we will use our main air force and our superior warships to bomb and cripple their entire Pacific Fleet. OK, kill as many Servicemen, and Civilians as we can, as just like China, and Burma before them, they will never be able to recover from this devastation...One Admiral stood up and asked, when would this attack take place. He was told it was underway..His name was Admiral Yamamoto, and his words to the Vice Admirals and Royalty of the Japanese Hierarchy that had planned this devious slaughter, went like this: "I am afraid we have woken a sleeping giant." How true, How true, Midway, and Guadalcanal, and Iwo. How true The Phillipines and Wake. How true Okinawa, and Guam, and lest you ever forget how true, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki. You sure did wake a sleeping giant and he made you pay for your treachery. A moment of silence for all the brave Americans Servicemen and Civilians who lost their lives and their loved ones that day..A Day Of Infamy for sure...
Today is Wednesday, December 7, 2011. A.D."A Date Which Will Live in Infamy"
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Today is the 6th of December in the Year Of Our Lord 2011
Well here it is 2:30 and no Simple but this is the time the Japanese go to the Dentists cause it's Tooth Hurty haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Whew 2:30 let me compose myself.Yet again I have to do all the work around here. but i do know Simple isn't feeling well, so I guess it being December 6th it will go down as the "Day of infirmary" yep Simple has a meeting then is going to the Doctors. He has got the bug and usually he is the Bugger. Hope he gets better.But this brings me to dates we always rember like Dec. 7th when the Japs attacked Pearl Harbor, and the Battle of Bull Run in July 21,1861 , Or when John Kennedy was assinated on a Friday @12:30November 22nd 1963. We all have Dates we Rember where we were what we were doing 911 I was standing on the Corner of 17th and Market. Lets Hear some of the Dates you rember and mmmmm getting Married and your Birthday don't count!Ohhhhhhhhhh wait yes it does there's no rules.
"Today is Tuesday, December 6th, 2011, A.D."
We have to find our Simple one.............He is lost and can't be found........This is the only solution: DIVINE INTERVENTION
St. Anthony, St. AnthonyThat should do it..........We know Plain is home napping on the sofa, I am here lighting candles for Simple. Everybody else is somewhere because Phil says everybody has to be somewhere.
Please come down
Someone is lost
And can't be found
Bowing my head in prayer and F a d i n g A w a y...............
Monday, December 5, 2011
"Today is Monday, December 5th, 2011, A.D."
Plain and Simply the Ville has tumble weed rolling through it today. The critters are bunkered up after a big weekend and I suspect with Simple and they don't want to wake him and be screamed at. Plainly is whacking before the rain comes and lighting his Tiger Woods candles. I'll bet he has those little Tigers for covers, given to him Ernie Claus. Sooooooo other than World Peace, what does everyone want for Christmas?
Do you really need anything? Another tie or socks or shirt, or pots and pans, or blender, or robe or something that you can re-gift. Obama and the idots keeping the Tax Breaks would be nice and extending Unemployment would keep the stockings full.
It is always about the kids, as it should be. The look on their faces is priceless. I dressed and played Santa Claus one year in my Sister-in Laws neighborhood. It was about as much fun as I ever had. A couple of the kids were sick and I went to their house to see them laying there feeling bad. When I walked in their eyes lit up for a while. I told to to eat the candy canes and they would feel better. Nothing like a sugar rush and then leave them with their parents. Sooooooooo lets wait for the profundities that will be coming............
Do you really need anything? Another tie or socks or shirt, or pots and pans, or blender, or robe or something that you can re-gift. Obama and the idots keeping the Tax Breaks would be nice and extending Unemployment would keep the stockings full.
It is always about the kids, as it should be. The look on their faces is priceless. I dressed and played Santa Claus one year in my Sister-in Laws neighborhood. It was about as much fun as I ever had. A couple of the kids were sick and I went to their house to see them laying there feeling bad. When I walked in their eyes lit up for a while. I told to to eat the candy canes and they would feel better. Nothing like a sugar rush and then leave them with their parents. Sooooooooo lets wait for the profundities that will be coming............
Sunday, December 4, 2011
"Today Is The 4th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. WOW! so much for sky diving. Me and The Thrill were just talking about going for it when the spring arrives.. Something I always wanted to do. I am still going to do it..Catches on fire, so be it. That bus to hell I will be driving is going to be awfully hot..How many times in our lifetimes do we wake up shivering, but it is not cold? How many times do we wake up sweating but it is not hot? How many times can we evacuate in one night? How many times can we hurl if we can't eat? I will try to answer all these questions as soon as I get out of the head.....................................................................................................................................................................................PHEW! how much shit I gotta put up with around here.. No, Phil I don't have asthma. Hey Mere, Hey Simple, what do you have bronchitis.. No Mere, I don't have bronchitis. Hay Sample youf dyin from dat colt?I don't have a cold Blat..I knewt a guy int mah netive Slovkita, that had diareaht lak you.. Yeah, why don't you put that on that billboard out on Rt. 70..Hey Sample.. What the fuck, what Slat?? You get the flu? I don't know, and I really don't care right now get out!! I tink youf might haff the grip.. The grip, I ain't heard that since third grade, I hope I don't have that whatever that is..ARK!! Heard you are dying asshole, Heard you are dying asshole!!!!ARK!! You got influenza You got influenza..Greeny please go back to Plain, please go..Yo, Simple, I never get sick I am Super Sam Squirrel!! You got that Killer Bug, the kind that can take people your age out..You never get sick, huh Sam?? loading a shotgun.. Sam!Sam! come on back..Oh boy, a drunken goat just stuck his stinkin head in the bunker..What are you sick too Billy??NAHHHHHHH! Hey Plain, I gotta make a head call.. These critters think I am sick, well we know I am sick.. This is just an above average hangover..Nothing the next VODKADAY won't cure...
I am back..On the road Friday, gettin a little late, and my son Ernie calls me and says, hey,, Andy Reid resigned. YAY!!! In the truck and yell, yo Phil Reid resigned, alright. Go into a bar for a sangrich and a cold one, and tell everybody, only to find out, the youngun was messin with the old one..Why would he do that I ask? Because you are easy..Really, maybe Plain can explain that, as I am sure he has gotten me a lot along the way...I know Speedy has...GOTTA GO, EMERGENCY HEAD CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
We're Off. WOW! so much for sky diving. Me and The Thrill were just talking about going for it when the spring arrives.. Something I always wanted to do. I am still going to do it..Catches on fire, so be it. That bus to hell I will be driving is going to be awfully hot..How many times in our lifetimes do we wake up shivering, but it is not cold? How many times do we wake up sweating but it is not hot? How many times can we evacuate in one night? How many times can we hurl if we can't eat? I will try to answer all these questions as soon as I get out of the head.....................................................................................................................................................................................PHEW! how much shit I gotta put up with around here.. No, Phil I don't have asthma. Hey Mere, Hey Simple, what do you have bronchitis.. No Mere, I don't have bronchitis. Hay Sample youf dyin from dat colt?I don't have a cold Blat..I knewt a guy int mah netive Slovkita, that had diareaht lak you.. Yeah, why don't you put that on that billboard out on Rt. 70..Hey Sample.. What the fuck, what Slat?? You get the flu? I don't know, and I really don't care right now get out!! I tink youf might haff the grip.. The grip, I ain't heard that since third grade, I hope I don't have that whatever that is..ARK!! Heard you are dying asshole, Heard you are dying asshole!!!!ARK!! You got influenza You got influenza..Greeny please go back to Plain, please go..Yo, Simple, I never get sick I am Super Sam Squirrel!! You got that Killer Bug, the kind that can take people your age out..You never get sick, huh Sam?? loading a shotgun.. Sam!Sam! come on back..Oh boy, a drunken goat just stuck his stinkin head in the bunker..What are you sick too Billy??NAHHHHHHH! Hey Plain, I gotta make a head call.. These critters think I am sick, well we know I am sick.. This is just an above average hangover..Nothing the next VODKADAY won't cure...
I am back..On the road Friday, gettin a little late, and my son Ernie calls me and says, hey,, Andy Reid resigned. YAY!!! In the truck and yell, yo Phil Reid resigned, alright. Go into a bar for a sangrich and a cold one, and tell everybody, only to find out, the youngun was messin with the old one..Why would he do that I ask? Because you are easy..Really, maybe Plain can explain that, as I am sure he has gotten me a lot along the way...I know Speedy has...GOTTA GO, EMERGENCY HEAD CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bad Day Up In The Air, Sunday the 4th of December 2011, A.D.
I want to be an Air Born Ranger, I want to Live a life of danger, Air Born, Air Born....
Sung by a Good Friend of mine, constantly...........
Saturday, December 3, 2011
"Today Is The 3rd Day Of December In the Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Ya think?? Hey guys, I have been kinda neglectin the Ville a little because of work, but sometime last week we had our 13,000th visitor, it was some guy from Tibet said he was related to a guy named Dolly Lama.. I wonder if he was any relation to Fernando Lama, remember that guy on Fantasy Island, Mr Rork. He had that little side kick Tatoo. Tatoo would yell De PLAIN, De PLAIN. Yep. Little known fact that is where Plain got his name. He went to Fantasy Island back in the seventies, (he doesn't recall the trip), and stayed there for like three years, living out all his fantasies. You wanna talk about a movie..HI PLAIN!! How are you mon ami? If you recall any of your time on Fantasy Island please clue us in, it could really bring a lot of visitors to the Ville. My man Timmy Spence is in some town called Las Vegas. He said it is in Nevada, if anybody knows of said town please clue us in about that also..What else, notta..Yo, that wasn't the puter last nite. Phil said I was smashed. I said I was not smashed. He said, I said you were smashed, you were making my wife laugh so hard she peed her pants and spit out her soda. Oh, you are right again Philosopher I thought that was Cati......;Whack Toads. Hey Babe I took the toad test, and flunked it. I think you guys rigged it so I couldn't get in...I have to wait six years to take it again.. I hope I make it next time, as I sure would like to be a toad....
We're Off..Ya think?? Hey guys, I have been kinda neglectin the Ville a little because of work, but sometime last week we had our 13,000th visitor, it was some guy from Tibet said he was related to a guy named Dolly Lama.. I wonder if he was any relation to Fernando Lama, remember that guy on Fantasy Island, Mr Rork. He had that little side kick Tatoo. Tatoo would yell De PLAIN, De PLAIN. Yep. Little known fact that is where Plain got his name. He went to Fantasy Island back in the seventies, (he doesn't recall the trip), and stayed there for like three years, living out all his fantasies. You wanna talk about a movie..HI PLAIN!! How are you mon ami? If you recall any of your time on Fantasy Island please clue us in, it could really bring a lot of visitors to the Ville. My man Timmy Spence is in some town called Las Vegas. He said it is in Nevada, if anybody knows of said town please clue us in about that also..What else, notta..Yo, that wasn't the puter last nite. Phil said I was smashed. I said I was not smashed. He said, I said you were smashed, you were making my wife laugh so hard she peed her pants and spit out her soda. Oh, you are right again Philosopher I thought that was Cati......;Whack Toads. Hey Babe I took the toad test, and flunked it. I think you guys rigged it so I couldn't get in...I have to wait six years to take it again.. I hope I make it next time, as I sure would like to be a toad....
Friday, December 2, 2011
"Today Is The 2nd Day Of May,OOPS, I Mean December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. HaHa!! Put May in the date, so about 2 million visitors here today, wonder what the fuck they are doing Christmas shopping. OK it is December, and it is the first VODKADAY!! have to postpone, got a meeting tonite. NO, it is not AA, I ain't a quitter or a Quaker.. Speaking of Quakers, little known fact, they invented Quaker Puffed Rice and Quaker Puffed Wheat, yep they did. It wasn't quite the accident that the Herr's had inventing the potato chip, this was a well thougt out process. After the Quakers and their Brethern in all things non electric, the Amish..That's what I should do become Amish, think they would like me? I digress, back to the discovery channel. (gag) OK the Quakers and the Amish would gather around after the wheat harvest and get the little kernels and stick a tiny piece of a straw into the kernel, they would do this to 1000 of bushels of kernels, they would then pass the kernels around and everyone would start blowing them up (much like Kernel Kadaffy Duck) thus they would get puffed wheat..don't ask how they got puffed rice, I got no idea..They also invented Mothers Oats, yep they did. They named it after Mother Quaker, she was one of the first mothers in the Quaker religion, and she was a mean mother..she wanted her likeness on the cardboard container instead of her smiling husband (Father Quaker) In the end Father Quaker won out, Mother Quaker was shonned (that ain't spelled right), and joined the Jehovah's Witnesses, and started knocking on peoples doors to lobby to get her image on the container, never happened and you heard it first here on Plain and Simple..Listen I gotta get. I smell my Maypo burning
We're Off. HaHa!! Put May in the date, so about 2 million visitors here today, wonder what the fuck they are doing Christmas shopping. OK it is December, and it is the first VODKADAY!! have to postpone, got a meeting tonite. NO, it is not AA, I ain't a quitter or a Quaker.. Speaking of Quakers, little known fact, they invented Quaker Puffed Rice and Quaker Puffed Wheat, yep they did. It wasn't quite the accident that the Herr's had inventing the potato chip, this was a well thougt out process. After the Quakers and their Brethern in all things non electric, the Amish..That's what I should do become Amish, think they would like me? I digress, back to the discovery channel. (gag) OK the Quakers and the Amish would gather around after the wheat harvest and get the little kernels and stick a tiny piece of a straw into the kernel, they would do this to 1000 of bushels of kernels, they would then pass the kernels around and everyone would start blowing them up (much like Kernel Kadaffy Duck) thus they would get puffed wheat..don't ask how they got puffed rice, I got no idea..They also invented Mothers Oats, yep they did. They named it after Mother Quaker, she was one of the first mothers in the Quaker religion, and she was a mean mother..she wanted her likeness on the cardboard container instead of her smiling husband (Father Quaker) In the end Father Quaker won out, Mother Quaker was shonned (that ain't spelled right), and joined the Jehovah's Witnesses, and started knocking on peoples doors to lobby to get her image on the container, never happened and you heard it first here on Plain and Simple..Listen I gotta get. I smell my Maypo burning
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Today is the 1st of December in the Year Of Our Lord 2011
Simple is among the missing again, some where In North America with Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill.I'm sure their going up and coming down. Or they might be going over then coming back. But anyway I wanna talk about the greatest generation us!!!!!!! Our Mothers smoked and drank when they were Pregnant. We ate sweets and anything we could get our hands on. Usually the first one up was best dressed.We walked to school played outside all day and no one knew where we were.We rode in cars that didn't have seat belts, in the back of pick up trucks, and were lucky if either had Brakes.We didnt have computers , Play station,nintendos, i pads, cell Phones.We were spanked hit with switches, Paddles , wooden spoons cat a nine tails and the only time out there ever was when you Parents got tired beating on you.BAILED OUT are you kidding me if you got locked up you wanted to stay locked up to be safe.We played football on concrete streets and even worse up Kendrick we broke bones , teeth ribs, and there was no suing, we learned to swim in the Schuylkill River our diving Board was the Black Bridge, today it's all child abuse.You wanna know why kids are so fat/ they dont leave the house, they get no exercise, it's not Mc Donalds tell them to get off their ass and get outside and go play.Their Math skills sucks, they can't spell for shit( Looks around the Room, with my eye brow up) Dont say a friggin word Simple cause I aint getting Dragon .Any way you get the drift, I could go on and on but right now I have to go Jogging.I'll be back
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