Thursday, December 29, 2011

"Today Is The 29th Day Of December In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..That is Lettuce in the head, Bannanas slipping, Rubber Band in the stretch, Toilet Paper again is wiping  up the rear..OH!! sorry got carried away there for a moment...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY STREBOR"!!! MANY, MANY, MORE..One of the truly great people I know,,she is so fortunate to have me as her brother...What a great gift I must be....I have brought her so much joy and never antagonized,  nor pissed her off her whole life. Can you imagine that?? You have a wonderful day Streebs...
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL THE THRILL FROM CHERRY HILL"!!! MANY, MANY, MORE..One of the truly great people I know..He just said if he wasn't one of the truyly great people I know, he wouldn't be one of them..I don't care if it is his Birthday or not, he makes no sense..ORRRR!! maybe I just don't understand, yeah that's it.. It is me, I am the one that is always fucked up, nobody else ME, that is why I am Simple.....LORD OF THE SIMPLETONS!!!!!
Well Citizens and Visitors to the Ville, it is a comin, and it is a comin like a freight train.. Yeah, you got it New Years Eve.. What are ya dooiiinnnn Newwww Yearrrrss Eveeee!! NOTHIN!! Nothing for 40 years and nothin this year...I will watch at one time or antoher Times Square and squint in disbelief at the idiocy of my fellow man on display right there in New York City.. Then I will squint at the TV at 6 or 7 in the morning to make sure the Hog Island Clowns..Little known fact..Hog Island is and Island off the coast of Philadelphia.. It was founded and owned by a British Lord.. Lord Hog..and he Lorded all over the little hogs.  The Hogs as they became known, had snouts like pigs and therefore as years went by and they started to migrate onto front street, they were ridiculed by their own Philadelphia neighbors..That is when they decided to band together and founded their own club "Hog Island" and they somehow oinked their way into the Mummers Parade.. So if you watch it, New Years Day when Hog Island is introduced and they come marchin up Broad Street with the snouts of pigs, they are not dressed up, that is their real nose..You heard it here first at Plain and Simple....

4 comments:

Finn McNewYear said...

Happy B'Day Strebor.........Maybe a pony will be coming your way. With such a nice and understanding, caring, kind, compassionate brother, who knows. Have a great day.

And Phil you have a good one also. If its your birthday thats the day you were born. Have a great born on day.

Plain said...

Happy Birthday Strebor and many many more, God Bless. And you also Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill.I hope you have Many more.

And I Heard today Billy Murphy from the Sloonery Passed away this Morning, may he rest in Peace what a Great Guy he was, God must of needed some Joy in Heaven.

Strebor said...

Thank you one and all! To my birthday buddy, Phil the Thrill from Cherry Hill, have a great day and many, many, more.

Strebor said...

Well the birthday girl will call taps - Day is done, gone the sun, from the hills, from the lakes, from the sky, All is well, safely rest, God is nigh!
Have a great night and a better tomorrow.