"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. WOW! so much for sky diving. Me and The Thrill were just talking about going for it when the spring arrives.. Something I always wanted to do. I am still going to do it..Catches on fire, so be it. That bus to hell I will be driving is going to be awfully hot..How many times in our lifetimes do we wake up shivering, but it is not cold? How many times do we wake up sweating but it is not hot? How many times can we evacuate in one night? How many times can we hurl if we can't eat? I will try to answer all these questions as soon as I get out of the head.....................................................................................................................................................................................PHEW! how much shit I gotta put up with around here.. No, Phil I don't have asthma. Hey Mere, Hey Simple, what do you have bronchitis.. No Mere, I don't have bronchitis. Hay Sample youf dyin from dat colt?I don't have a cold Blat..I knewt a guy int mah netive Slovkita, that had diareaht lak you.. Yeah, why don't you put that on that billboard out on Rt. 70..Hey Sample.. What the fuck, what Slat?? You get the flu? I don't know, and I really don't care right now get out!! I tink youf might haff the grip.. The grip, I ain't heard that since third grade, I hope I don't have that whatever that is..ARK!! Heard you are dying asshole, Heard you are dying asshole!!!!ARK!! You got influenza You got influenza..Greeny please go back to Plain, please go..Yo, Simple, I never get sick I am Super Sam Squirrel!! You got that Killer Bug, the kind that can take people your age out..You never get sick, huh Sam?? loading a shotgun.. Sam!Sam! come on back..Oh boy, a drunken goat just stuck his stinkin head in the bunker..What are you sick too Billy??NAHHHHHHH! Hey Plain, I gotta make a head call.. These critters think I am sick, well we know I am sick.. This is just an above average hangover..Nothing the next VODKADAY won't cure...
I am back..On the road Friday, gettin a little late, and my son Ernie calls me and says, hey,, Andy Reid resigned. YAY!!! In the truck and yell, yo Phil Reid resigned, alright. Go into a bar for a sangrich and a cold one, and tell everybody, only to find out, the youngun was messin with the old one..Why would he do that I ask? Because you are easy..Really, maybe Plain can explain that, as I am sure he has gotten me a lot along the way...I know Speedy has...GOTTA GO, EMERGENCY HEAD CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
4 comments:
So ya got the old green apple runs or the Hershey squirts Huh Simple? Well I hope everything comes out alright, smirks. mMybe you should try eating something Simple Cheese peanut butter You know what phil the Thrill From Cherry Hill always says Liquid in Liquid out!
Sky diving that's on my bucket list I think it's right after sking down Mt Everest, I'll do that after I climb up it again.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhchit!
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. Get better soon, it's only 3 weeks til Christmas!
Yeah Simple get better we dont wanna put up with your Chitt durning the holidays! because then the chitt would hit the fan or saying it nicely is "the excreatement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device".
You know Plain, I should never mention chit around here as somehow you always gotta be smirkin about it or laughin about the squirts or runs. I think you really think it is funny that I GOTTA RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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