"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Dornhiser's, Christmas Cards from the Critters, On the Road with Phil, Puter not working, Plain sick.. What the fuck man, all these things stop me from doing the important things in life.. You know like Posting here at the Ville.This Christmas Card is bizarre..We are still into Caroling so bring the songs...Little known fact that Caroling was named after Mrs. Carol McFinn, yep, before that they called them Christmas Songs.., but once Carol McFinn started belting them out around Burgerville, it became evident that they should be named after her.. So, us patrons at the original Ville got up a petition and General Joe "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL" Drove them to Washington and it passed in the house that from that day on all Christmas Songs would be known as Carols..That made her very happy and is one of the reasons she married Finn..What a great Christmas they must have as every day he wakes up to a Carol....on another note, these drivers are nuts, on the road all day yesterday, and Phil must have said two thousand time, WATCH IT!!!! There wasn't a car in sight. I finally said why are you still yelling WATCH IT.. He said because that eagle is still flying right with us.. I said how long has he been there?? He said about an hour.. I said is that why you were yelling WATCH IT!!! and I was slamming on the brakes and swerving and sweating driving this truck.. He say's yeah, why did you thing I was yelling WATCH IT!!! in a real low whisper, I thought maybe a car was coming or a semi or something of that nature.. No man, you worry too much,, it was this eagle.. WATCH IT!!!!!
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A moment of Silence for PLAIN. The Christmas bug bit him, but not the good one. Simple said he wasn't around him but through artificial germination he sent it through the airwaves...........See a doctor..........
Plain, get better! Man that bug is a bad one. J. McClaus, where is everyone else? Simple McSanta does the post and then nothing from him for the rest of the day. There was no TAPS last night as noted by someone signing in as Blat and Slat on your post. Oh well, I guess everyone has a lot to do yet for Christmas. It's almost impossible to keep a light side this time of year. I had to go to a funeral this morning.
S_ _ t just keeps happening, Christmas or not.
YO Plain & Simple wake up!!!!
Well Hell if ya can bring Shawmont Whitey back from the dead, and Wild Bill's partner Jingles, I'll wake up too.
Poor Plain, I know how that young man feels, right now he is feeling very old. I am on the road all week. It is keeping me from Plain and Simpleville, but in the long run it is going to get me more into Plain and Simpleville..If that makes no sense thank Phil. Man, he can drive a cashew nuts..Critters are still stealing decorations and they have one standing alone of a werewolf.. I go over and say, where did you get hat sign..They said they stole it down Old Leeds Road on Halloween.. I said puleeezzszze don't start that shit this week..
Back at the bunker..The Ville is quiet, too quiet, something is bound to happen. Stay tunes I hear there is a rare dream coming up later in the week, and something about a poem.. Who knows, who ever knew anything in here anyway..HMMM a weird dream, and a poem..what could that mean.? I guess we will see./
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
How did you know that something is coming. I was saving it for Vodka Day but I might let it fly Wed. or Thur. You are a Sage with EPS or PSE or something...scary.......dreams do come true.........
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