Monday, December 5, 2011

"Today is Monday, December 5th, 2011, A.D."

Plain and Simply the Ville has tumble weed rolling through it today.  The critters are bunkered up after a big weekend and I suspect with Simple and they don't want to wake him and be screamed at.  Plainly is whacking before the rain comes and lighting his Tiger Woods candles.  I'll bet he has those little Tigers for covers, given to him Ernie Claus.  Sooooooo other than World Peace, what does everyone want for Christmas?
Do you really need anything?  Another tie or socks or shirt, or pots and pans, or blender, or robe or something that you can re-gift.  Obama and the idots keeping the Tax Breaks would be nice and extending Unemployment would keep the stockings full.
It is always about the kids, as it should be.  The look on their faces is priceless.  I dressed and played Santa Claus one year in my Sister-in Laws neighborhood.  It was about as much fun as I ever had.  A couple of the kids were sick and I went to their house to see them laying there feeling bad.  When I walked in their eyes lit up for a while.  I told to to eat the candy canes and they would feel better.  Nothing like a sugar rush and then leave them with their parents.  Sooooooooo lets wait for the profundities that will be coming............

3 comments:

Jim Mc said...

That was me.........

Plain said...

Simple you are right Christmas is for kids.And I rember not only were you santa one year but you were also Baby Jesus in the Play, it's how we met.

Christmas is the Greatest time of Year all the hussle and bussel, people out shopping and using there credit cards it is a lil known fact that during the Christmas season just Visa card oweners alone use their cards 5340 times every minuet , Just in America. And another lil known fact is black Friday is not the Busiest Shopping Day of the year.It's the Friday & Saturday before Christmas yep hard to belive I know but it's a lil known fact so it's true!The only time it isn't busy is when we have a Santa Pause haaaaaaaa lolllllll a friggin Santa Pause lolllllllll.Chitt a knee slapper. Later I'll tell you some reindeer jokes that will sleigh you haaaaaaaaa if I can ever stop cracking up. i know one year we had a Santa Pause because he went down the chimmney on Proper brothers on Cresson Street he fell right thru into the Upholstery dept. he hurt his Back, but he got fully Recovered haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lollllllllllllll omg call 911, I can't take it.

Another lil known fact is Doctors say around the Christmas Holiday's there are over 7 million People overweight! But these are round figures of course, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhh chitt makes two fists and rubs my eyes i can't take , i'm outta here.

Strebor said...

Here they come to save the day................J.Mc & Plain!