"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Number 1. thank you all for the prayers, these new media sites are def. good, in a lot of respects, but that kind of kindness where you can communicate when you really need some help in that direction is fantastic. It looks like Krista, will be OK.. Krista was born with some kind of different syndrome, I am not sure what they call it.., but it never curtailed the fact that she is one special human being..My family would be crushed if anything happened to her..So, all the prayers were especially appreciated, and I am speaking for my entire family.. She is only 29 years old.., and I can tell everyone that I really love her dearly.. Once again you are all wonderful people, and this just makes me love Plain and Simpleville, a little more...
OK, Christmas is heading our way, even Ebenezer McFinn got a little spirit going yesterday, with pictures of his buddy's, and O'Tannenbaum (for anyone that doesn't know, that mean CHRISTMAS TREE, in German), if the Germans say Christmas, the rest of Europe better..They just might take one of their tantrums and sic those huns on the French, just for the hell of it, I digress..I see where this Saturday is Super Saturday, prices slashed 50/%, sale 40% off..Why do people go out at 4AM on Black Friday, when they can buy the stuff, with money they don't have, for people that don't need nor want it, on Super Saturday and get 50% discounts. Sometimes things totally baffle me..The malls we be racked with mayhem today.. One of these years I gotta get Plain and go to a mall and watch the happenings.. We could do a survey and then relay it to everyone that visits the Ville..That would be a good day here.. Could you see me and Plain in a mall?? Fred Claus was on last night. I never even heard of that one.., but I have heard of, DRUM ROLL EASY........................................................A Nightmare Before Christmas, The Santa Claus, The Year Without A Santa Claus, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Carol, The Santa Claus II, Elf, Miracle On 34th ST, A Christmas Story, Prancer, well you get my drift. Bring some more movies, and these are all movies not cartoons..Let me get going, I will WRAP things up for awhile, bring some more movies then tomorrow we can bring on Cartoons and let's not ever forget the songs.. I am telling you this Day has turned into a Season and the Season has turned into an entity unto itself..
Sorry I have to do this. I don't usually apologize for anything here at Plain and Simple, no rules, except for the one at this time of year..Scumdusky: If you will read back a few posts ago, I asked why do they have to have this trial during this Holy Season, and also a bright season for parents, and children everywhere. Why, not wait a couple of weeks (while he sits at home enjoying Christmas with his family), and have it after the New Year. NO!! they have too bombard the news networks and papers with all the lurid details of this mutants attacks on young children, fucked up man...One other thing did anyone see where Lord Joe Paterno, after he got the news said "well I did everything I could, and because it was a Friday, I didn't want to bother anyone on the weekend. HEY JOE!!! HEY FOOTBALL ALMIGHTY!! One of your most trusted coaches and henchmen was fucking a little boy in your gymnasiums shower..You should have walked to the governors mansion, if that is what it would have taken, or went eyeball to eyeball with Scumdusky and laid it out there. Where the fuck do these people hatch???? Get myself all fired up here...They all go down...
Talk to you later, gotta get to the mall.. ZOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!
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On the Darker side.. Famous last words....I didn't want to bother anybody because it was the weekend....Joe Pa........
Throw him off that campus...WHOE WHOE WHOE...........
Yes McClaus, I reefered to that fact in this post, but that is ok., I realize your condition. I went into the Ville to check this post and it did not show. Another prank being played on the Simple one..let me try again...
Scamdirtsky is a friggin Perv and He and his lawyer should be in Jail for impersenting a Human being . I got Simples bug and it's back to the couch where I'll be a grouch, just going to watch Football and curse at the T.V.
Plain, sorry to hear you got that bug..That is why I stayed away last weekend, so you couldn' blame me. You will be ok in a couple of days, just be careful, because that shit will come back at ya..I honestly still don't feel 100%, wear down as the day goes on.. Oh yeah, and you better get a lot of toilet tissue, because when you say AH CHIT, this time you are really going to mean it. Get better brother..
The more I see or read about these jerk offs at Penn State the more sickening it becomes. I really, did not want that going on this week..This media just has to fuck with us sheople constantly..Throw them all those idiots from penn state in jail and let Leroy rape them, then have a trial and bring all the kids that were sodomized, made to perform oral sex and whatever other perversions scumdusky chose to inflict upon them, come into the courtroom, with their parents, families and friends and personally thank: scumdusky, the punk president of penn state, the athletic director, lord paterno, and any other asshole that was made aware of the atrocities that were being performed under their watch, for fucking up their childhoods, and who knows maybe the rest of their lives. Have a great Christmas you bunch of fuckin scumbags. Fuck all of them...There is a guy waiting for them at the end of this journey we call life, and he doesn't like people that harm children. We all know his name. He was born on Christmas Day. Good luck with him assholes...
Jim McClaus, Simple McSanta and Plain McElf we are all very dark this weekend. Plain get better and J.McC and Simple let's get on a lighter note. The damned will get their due. Paterno is already suffering from cancer and the others will face their maker and get their due too! Alright on to better things:
If I told you this Christmas story before please forgive me for repeating, repeating myself. It had to be the late 60's or early
70's when the Keebler Baking Co. came out with "Ernie Keebler the Elf" as their chief spokesman. My sweet Mom, who absolutely loved Christmas and myself, who thought it was nothing but work, were in the former A & P at Domino Lane. They have a big Keebler display highlighted by a cardboard Ernie Keebler the Elf wishing you a Merry Christmas. Well Mom goes ballistic, all 4 feet, 11 inches of her. She calls me over and says look at this it's Ernie Keebler the Elf wishing all a Merry Christmas. I started laughing and said OMG do you believe they named the elf Ernie Keebler? Well the manager heard us and came over and asked what it meant. She said Ernie Keebler is my husband's and son's name. He was astonished. He took down the cardboard elf and gave it to her. She couldn't wait to get home and show it to the big "E"lf. That cardboard Ernie Keebler Elf hung on their front door for many years welcoming all into their home during the holidays. If, I remember correctly Plain McElf saw it and exclaimed what's that THING? Great story packed with many memories.
Oh, and I forgot "Cookie Keebler" also wishes everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
I have told this story many times throughout my life. Growing up in Manayunk back in the 50's and sixty's, everytime I would meet new people I would get bombarded with questions about the Keebler baking company and if I was related. Then in grade school I naturally got called a crumb and some other nasty shit form the bullies until they realized that the crumb was never afraid of and never will be afraid of a bully. I digress, moving onto high school new guys same old shit. No, I am not related and yes I know my cousin Frankie Cherry is a fruit and I am a crumb, rolling around on the ground with some new guys. Into the Marines I go, and yep, all new guys, yo what is a rich kid like you doing in my Marine Corps, you and the rest of those Keeblers are worth a fortune.. Again defending the name caused me some lumps and bruises..Get out of the Corps, and back home to college. Yep, but now, I started to realize maybe I should try a different route, sooo I started telling everyone one, yep I am related to the Keebler fortune. Then I realized that all that taunting and bullying actually made me a better man..I actually started enjoying having the name Keebler. THEN LO AND BEHOLD WHAT HAPPENS, DRUN ROLL EDDIE.............................................................................THEY COME OUT WITH THAT FUCKIN ELF AND NAME HIM ERNIE!!!!!!! THEY COULDN'T NAME THAT LITTLE PRICK DENNY, OR JIMMY, NO THEY NAME HIM ERNIE. TO THIS DAY I GET LITTLE ELVES SENT TO ME AT CHRISTMAS TIME FROM PEOPLE I HAVEN'T SEEN IN FORTY FIVE YEARS, WISHING ME A MERRRY CHRISTMAS.. Not all a bad thing, because at the casinos I had the best suites, free air fares, best food and beverage and any show I wanted. Everybody thought it was because I was a big player.. UH-UH, I just told the I was Ernie Keebler and showed them my I D.. brought them boxes of cookies and that was it....HO HO HO.
Good stuff..............Light Humor from now till Dec 26.....LOL....Now lets just tell that to the news media. Everybody has to make a living and they must keep their ratings up by beating the other stations to the story... So I guess we are stuck with that but we don't have to talk about it until after XMAS.........But that is Nature........We will try anyway.......You are right Strebor lets try to keep it light.......It is hard but we can try...........Feel better Plain, just lay around, it is the only thing, Rest, rest, rest.....no whacking.......
J.McClaus, I actually knew a Jimmy Keebler.
Just got back to the Ville from a WaWa run, and it is real dark (as usual), and really quiet, not usual.. I looked over at the encampment and I didn't see any of the critters, thought maybe they were sleeping..I get into the bunker, and open up a meatball sangrich, (Jimbo word). and pull out the sport page when, lo and behold a giagantic light bores through the bunker and damn near blinds me.. WHAT THE FUCK!!! Run outside and there is this recreation of the grinch, one of those blow up things you see as lawn decorations for Christmas. The critters are hysterical..My fuckin hair is (what I have left), is sticking straight up like Kramers..WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT THING!!! SHUT IT OFF!! No Vay Sample vere is yourf Christmas Sparit..I got Christmas Spirit Slat, I will be right back with it..Loading the 12 gauge that fuckin grinch is gonna eat these rounds..Run back outside and the crtitters start diving for cover, when all of a sudden out of nowhere comes the giant ARK! What do you think you are doing asshole. ARK! What do you think you are doing asshole. Get outta the way Greeny cause it won't take much to put a round in your green feathered ass. ARK! don't shoot you Simpleton, we will move him back. Don't shoot you Simpleton we will move him back..PHEW!! OK move him back, I'm calmin down a little. That fuckin thing lit up the whole bunker...Come on guys rack time, turn him on tomorrow night at an earlier time OK...OK Sample, haaahahhah, why don't youf jest admat that ve scaret the shat out of you..Yeah, Yeah, Blat you scared the shit out of me..ComeMere..Not now Simple gotta help the other critters move the Grinch, so we don't scare the shit out of you.. PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here..See you critters tomorrow. Goodnite Mister Grinch.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
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