"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Serious moment..So sorry to hear about Billy Murph..(R.I.P.) my man..
Well here it is New Years Eve, Eve.. Yep in some zones they celebrate New Years Eve, Eve especially if it is Vodkaday..The Slavs are wearing their new toe rings I gave them for Christmas, it was a cheap gift as they only have fourteen toes between them as Billy Goat gnawed the other ones down to a nub.. They are practicing the Mummers Strut.. You should see this fuckin parrot...He is blasting everybody because he says he is already dressed for the Mummers Parade.. I hate that fuckin parrot.. Hey Plain, come get him and bring him back to the Green Parrot. You have know idea how much I would appreciate that. Let's see after Hog Island. We got Liberty.. Hey I know A-Z anything doing with New Years. I'll start it off...
A-Auld Lang Syne..I have no idea what that means, but I have sung it a few times on Labor Day..
B-Balloons, what would a New Years Eve party be without these decorations.
C-Champagne, That's right pop the cork and get more fucked up than you already are.
D-Dancin, Slow, Soft Shoe, Tap. Ask Plain..
E-Eat always gotta be eats..
F-Fancy, that is what they call the Brigades that are Fancy..
G-Golden Slippers. Oh Dem Golden Slipper. Ask Strebor..
H-Hour that's right when that clock strikes twelve and the ball hits the ground and somebody lights Dicks wick..It is NEW YEARS.... YAY!!! idiots..
I-
J-Judges, that is what I want to do on New Years Day, judge the Mummers, WOW!!!
K-Kissin, better watch who you are kissin, you may get a hat in your eyeball..
L-
M-Mummus, the Eygptian Pharo who is credited with having the first Mummers Parade..Little known fact..He got all his slaves and glued feathers up inside their asses, thus the beginning of the Mummers Strut. You would strut too, if you were trying to wiggle feathers out of your ass.. If you want to be a good strutter, just think of trying to shake feathers out of your ass, and start moving around to a tune.. See how easy it is.. Ask Plain.
N-New Years Eve and New Years Day
O-Ostrich Plumes see below..
P-Plumes, same as feathers only bigger.. These actually are the item that Mummus stuck up his slaves asses, not feathers, these were those big sons of bitches like Ostrich Plumes.. Did I ever tell you about the time I saw two Ostriches fuckin at Great Adventure.. Looked like a Mummers Parade..
Q-Queen Mummus, yep, he stuck Plumes up her ass and made her wobble around with the slaves...
R-Rigamortus...What sets in New Years morning...
S-String Bands. Why do they have saxophones??
T-Two Street, the first official home of the Mummers and a South Philadelphia Icon, unto itself.. Mummery rules 365 days a year....and people say I am nuts..
U-Umbrellas..How many fuckin umbrellas do the clowns use on their way up broad street the latest guess is 2 billion.
V-Ventor String Band, one of only a few bands from New Jermany..
W-Walk, little known fact if you walk on this day, you can go to jail..yep. you either strut or sit. No walking...
Z-I'll leave this one for much more astute people than myself.....
3 comments:
Well you covered the alphabet except for i, l and z.
I - ice - so cold on some New Year Days that the strutters snot turned into ice hanging out their noses.
L - laughter - at the idiots who have to really strut around as they are freezing their asses off.
Z - zoo - what Broad Street becomes as they strut their stuff.
OMG I can't believe I just typed the above stuff. P & S is turning me into a cynic. Anywho, as Plain would say, Happy New Year's Eve and a Happy, Healthy New Year to all of you and your loved ones!
Well Simple alot of people dont know what Auld lang Syne means, so dont feel Pregnant.But it means"For the sake of old times" or Times gone by.yep thats what it means. Robert Burns wrote a Poem that made it famous back in the 1700's! But it's a lil known fact that he actually got it from His aunt Fatey Burns who they called Fat for short.And yes Fat Burns.She had old Timers Desease and used to sing For the Old Aunts of mine but she had a Lisp and it came out,"Auld angs amine" And robert thought she was singing Auld Lange Syne.So Happy New Years to all and God Bless
You are lucky to have me Plain., as I have to be one of the only Simpletons that laugh at your shit everyday.. Thanks Plain, Thanks General.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL????
ok outta here remote the rest of this weekend. will try and check the Ville.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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