Thursday, January 26, 2012
It's the 26th Day of January in The Year Of Our Lord 2012
It's Plain to see it's not so Simple getting these Post done. Simple comes on sometimes late in the afternoon or he is remotley, Remote. How many vacations can one guy take ? Incorigable I tell ya, the things I have to put up with around here whew.Anywho Simple started on a theme of body Parts, and has used the head the feet and then went on a Tandem of God knows what something about Spartugus or aspargus and Euripedes I have no clue what the hell he's talking about.Euripedes sounds like an old dago yelling at his kid for ripping his pants.Shrugs, what do I know ?But lets get back to body parts the gludusmaxamas, the Hinney, the Ass, there's all kinds of asses, jackasses , dumb asses, assholes , what an ass,you get the picture anything to do with the Ass,the Buttox,the behind, the junk in the trunk.Lets here all your comments try to be plain and Simple! Where the hell is Catey/
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(_!_) regular ass
(__!__) Fat ass
(____!____)wide load ass
(!)tight ass
(_*_) score ass
{__!__} swishy ass
( X ) kiss my ass or leave my ass alone
(_?_) dumb ass (_E=mc2_) smart ass
(_ZZZ_) a tired ass
(_-$_) cheap ass
(_Jack_) Jack ass
Very clever take on asses Plain.
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wide-ass
gas-ass
wise-ass
ass-face
assinine
Are we really doing this, ass words?
Well Steebs Simple ass me to do a Post once in awhile. Shrugs and walks away. Mumbles I dont know why he ass me?
And thankyou for the complements Steebs, but Altough I did the research on these asses I did plagiarize Parts, so Sighhhhhh I guess i'm not a complete ass yet, lowers my head and walks away with a poked out lip and Puppey eyes.
Like the asshole of the Ville that I am, I did another post and then I saw this post. I am such an ass..did you mention J-Lo when you said ass. Is a Burro an ass or just a half ass and half donkey..I know why Chief HalfTown sawed his toilet seat in half.. Because his brother Chief HalfAss was coming to town..chit dial 911 hahhahahhah!!! I guess I have to remove my ass from this comment and that stupid ass post I posted...
Now I feel like a complete ass, I didn't know you were going to do a Post! I did this Plain ass Post thinking you were on remote.I should of waited for you to do a Simple ass post. I knew you did head and feet,so you would of been an ass sooner or later. But don't think I'll be an ass Poster everyday thats your job. So I will end this blabbering with a Great Quote......"Ass not what you can do for yourself".................errrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhh wait a second wrong Quote this one was by Barney Frank the Finance Queen.......smirks and walks away
Hey Plain, oh exulted Jedi Knight and whatever the fuck else you are, let me ask you a very serious question?? Can we be serious for one moment..OK serious..If somewhat says you really made an ass out of yourself (which I have heard a few million times) does that mean you are a shit head, your breath smells like shit,you are a cheeky fellow, you are cracked, you stink, you have a toilet mouth, and you once again look like an asshole?? Now read that question again Plain..I need a profound answer..Don't forget the main premise is that you made an ass out of yourself..Just imagine if we could really do that..WOW!! be a bunch of assholes walking around..HA!! there already are.....
I am so Glad you finally ask me a serious Question Simple.And I shall reply with a Profound answer. Leans over and puts my elbow on my knee and my chin on my fist. With my other hand places my Yoda de-coder ring on my forehead.......hmmmmm Are you a shit head if someone calls you an asshole?First off Simple it's Depth Perception that comes to mind first.And it is a lil known factthat the word shit head came from a guy throwing up in a toliet,his Buddies walked in and said look at that shit head!
If you get stumped anymore Simple don't hesitate to ask.
Thanks for that really profound answer Plain..PHEW!! If you make an ass out of yourself, in other words your whole self being an ass. You would then have a shit head, toilet mouth, shit for brains, cracked cheeks, a pimple here and there, ass breath, and so forth.. get it, you made an ass out of yourself..In other words you are an ass..your head, hair, pimples, dimples, cheeks, breath, PHEW!! got it, you made an ass out of yourself..PHEW!! I hope I just didn't make an ass out of myself again.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!! YOU GOT ME INTO THIS SHIT, NOW I'M NOTHING BUT AN ASSHOLE!!!!HOPE YOUR FUCKING HAPPY...
And your a pain in the ass Simple, so I shall take an ASSprin, shakes my head and walks away.
associate
assembly
assimilate
assistant
assumption
assent
assault
assassin
assets
assure
sassafrass
grass
class
brass
crass
harass
morass
sass
Anymore ass beginning or endings that you can come up with?
Hey Teach, hope you are not Sister Michael Francis..Have a few more for you..
pass
lass
assume
assumption
assanine
passover
passion
passionate.
CRITTER CHECK!! YO!! little nasty outside here in downtown pine barrens U.S.of A...Hooch is a little quiet also..hear a lot of ARKIN!! that is about it..Let me knock on the door..ARK! ARK!! what do you want? what do you want? Not your feathered ass that's for sure..Hey CoMeere, gotta knock down for VODKADAY!! You got that right Simple, there ain't nothin going on in here tonite.. Slavs are passed out, Sammy has a date and and and where is the goat..ARK!! ARK!!HA HA sent him on a run, sent him on a run.. What are you partying alone tonite Green Ass?? ARK! ARK! No way Simple, No Way Simple..ARK! ARK! me and the goat, me and the goat..Yeah well try not to make an ass out of yourself as usual.. Take it from me it is easier said than done..Let's hit it Meere, some basketball on tonite..Hey Simple, YOW!! how the fuck did you get that tall, standing on my toe nails again, I could play basketball..PHEW! the shit I gotta put up with around here.
Hey Everybody: Tomorrow a Tribute to the SEALS.. What a unit...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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