"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..I figured, I would put two days as a post...This way we don't lose a day here at Plain and Simple..Puters at the Ville are in repair mode for 2012, everybody is like printing off taxes, inventory, all the bullshit I don't feel like dealing with anymore..Greeny and Plain are visiting some parrot community in the Carribean, while I have to be out here slaving away, fixing this place for the coming year...I think, I will make myself a king, then I will take my salary and fix up the Ville..McFinn is still crying in his thera-flu, Strebor have no idea where she went or where she is.. ,said something about being backkkkkkk.. then gone again....HELLO!! I ain't in this alone.WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENRAL WHEN I NEED HIM??????????? The Slavs are marching out front with signs saying. Sample kilt Greeny...I didn't kill him yet you morons, he is vacationing with Plain, who I am sure is planning a coup...Do me a favor...As for the rest of ya...We only had a few visitors over the last three days, and I know it is because Plain is not here...When he is here this place is loaded...Having said that, I gotta go....Will be back as soon as I can get this place fixed up a little..HOLD IT!!! Who is that??? king leopold.. Does he have my money??? He said use your own money to fix up this place, he only has 6 billion left, and he is not in the lending market....OK!! Tell him thank you, and tell him to stick that six million up his royal ass...Just goes to show you, you cannot depend on royalty, they will screw over you every time..Oh Yeah!! or politicians....Beware Sheople.....
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Well technically we lost 1-11-12 but in Simple's mind he thinks he saved it by doing a double post today. Sure he did!!! Plain is frolicking in the sun with Greeny, and J.McC is sipping and napping along with the dreaded P&S bug, so I guess I'll let Simple go on believing he saved the day. Here he comes to save the day!!!!!!!!!
Mighty Simple!!!!!!! LedOL at your Marie Antoinette head story. Well battin' down the hatches dear friends we are in for a long year of boasting and lying from the politicians. It is only 1-12-12 and I'm already sick of it. Beware Friday the 13th!!!!!!
Let's talk about the NFL playoffs -my choices are New Orleans in the NFC and the Ravens in the AFC (although I wouldn't be dissappointed if the Timmy Tebow takes it all). Don't think so, tho!
Keep on keepin' on Simple, don't get sunburned Plain, and feel better soon J.McC. Bring on vodkaday muuuuuuuuhhhhaaaaaaaa - Friday the 13th!
As the 11th and 12th days of January draw to a close here at Simple...This Plain guy just is taken advantage of my good nature..He is off on some Carribean Island, ARKIN with a bunch of fucking Parrots..I can just see him now..ARK!! How about Simple, How about Simple..ARK!! He can't run that place himself, he can't run that place himself..I could see Greeny jumpin in..ARK!! HAHA HAHA, ARK!! Your right my friend Plain, Your right my friend Plain..ARK!! Did you meet my cousin Polly, Did you meet my cousin Polly...Plain looks over, there is an all white Parrot..ARK!! Look at the tail feathers on her, Look at the tail feathers on her... Yeah, I would love to be a bug on that tree..
Anyway, still in a, cleansing mode here at the Ville found a dead ostrich under a pile of goat shit and plumes.. his toes were chewed off.. The Slavs said he got in a fight with Billy and Billy butted him to death and then gnawed on his talens...I don't know if it is true, but it sure looks suspicious.. Just what we need around here a case for CSI...Alright we are dragging the ostrich carcass into the pines and I am going to wrap up a couple days..Little known fact..Ostriches or Ostrichi's as they were once known to the indigenous people were once one of the avian genre that could talk, they were also meat eaters...When they fuckin ARKED, their breath smelled like bad carrion. It is a fact that they ate small humans.. yep, those fuckers could run, about 100 miles an hour..yep faster than a cheetah..Somewhere, these high ARKIN, man eating, fast running behemoths, lost their ARKIN power, stopped eating meat and now can only run about 50 miles an hour...I kinda think that they still ARK to one another, don't eat meat because they are two slow to catch it, and hate the Mummers...Do you know the Mummers parade in Ostrich society is considered pornographic, yep it turns on the male of the species, and every New Year, there are more ostrich impregnations than at any other time of the year..there are ostrich eggs across the savannah's baby...So go ahead Plain, look at Polly shakin her tail feathers, and I will keep repairing the Ville.
ComeMeere, lets hit the bunker.. Hatoona Matada Simple, man that ostrich stunk did you smell its breath?? Smelled like it was eatin meat..Hey Meere, you seen McFinn lately???
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
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