And were on, Where the hell is Simple throws up my Hands the man is incorrigible. Well i'm all caught up on my back reading and all I can say is Huh ? Anyways I had a great trip went on and Air boat thry the everglades and saw some alligators birds and found out there are Horses and cows right in the swamps.I might become one of those Swamp People it was alot of fun.
Now about this nude beach, first off it was a topless beach not fully nude thank God!Whew you might think wow that would be cool well guy's would anyway.But i'm here to tell you it's not all that it's made up to be.Yes there were some pretty Ladies there with some perky lil Gurls BUTTTTTTTT there were also some Woman there that my God what were they Thinking. I saw this one Black lady she had to 400 pounds, Greeny was yelling from my shoulder LOOK PLAIN LOOK she has two DEAD SEALS ON HER CHEST.And some of the friggin Guys there omggggggggggggggg with speedos on not only couldn't see there dicks they couldn't see there feet and they were just a struttin up and down the Beach like they were Atlas.Well Greeny got us kicked off the beach when he ask this one Lady whats that between your tits? It was her Bely Button and she had the nerve to get pissed off!!!!! If anything we should have been.But it was a great trip alot of fun and the weather was 80's can't beat it. BUTTTTT WHERE THE HELL IS SIMPLE?
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Walks into the Ville, puters still not working right..Phil just said if they ain't workin right their probably working wrong..Welcome back Plain, thank you so much for dropping Greeny off, don't know what I would do without him..
Nude Beach, seals on your chest, belly buttons, on the beach with Oprah...YO Plain, next time take me with you..The Ville is a mess, see I told you I couldn't do it without you.. You think the fuckin General WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! would help out,,,nahhhhhhhhhhh.. Catey coulda said hello, I wasn't really going to steal her. Streeb The Keeb was in Baltimore or some points south, and McFinn was on his death bed, my puters were all fucked up, and, and, WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN!!! ON A NUDE BEACH...PHEW!! THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE...
Be back with, wait wait, where is my mail??? What was that Phil?? It's a Holiday...What Holiday is it now?? What do we have a Holiday every fuckin week?? Martin Luther King Day...Your shittin me right.It is January...Yeah Simple and it is 2012....No fuckin way...Yeah fuckin way..Welcome back MY MAIN MAN PLAIN.......
hey not only did I see Seals on a chest I saw guy's that looked like friggin Chubacka they had more frinin hair than Bamboo down the Philly Zoo and were struttin around like they were the Chit.Looked like a friggims Mummers Parade with Chubackas.
And I see where Iran is pushing Buttons again. Israel should Blow those fuckers off the map and if they don't we should. We already let them take over all the 7/11's and Wawa's now they want all the Oil.Friggin Rag Heads. Now I'll have the FBI knocking on my Door again.And i can't wait so I can tell them to tell the Asshole in Chief to grow a Pair.
Yeah, Plain, that little fucker, Ahmadonadinnerjacket or wtf his name is, telling us he is going to close off the Strait of Hormoos or however you spell it. I agree that we or some other powers step us and say oh yeah! Say goodbye mfer Iran is about to be history - booooooooooom!
Iran, Iraq, N. Korea, Afghanistan. Throughout history these kinds of country's have started more wars than the big guys. Iran still thinks it is ancient persia. Somebody better tell them that ship has sailed. If they try and close Hurmuz, there is going to be big trouble.. That oil is not only destined for here, but much of Europe.. It is also the life blood of the vampires that produce it..So watch out Iran, you aren't just spiting the U.S. who you hate with a passion for some unknown reason, you are spiting the world. Including your own muslim brethern..and I don't know, how they will feel when you start messin with their harem money.. Beware!! Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the fact that no one has taken you out to this date.. I know one thing you have been messin with the U.S. for a long time.. Just a passing thought leave the Straights Oh Hurmoz open as peaceful shipping lanes, stop fucking with nuclear weapons, stop provoking every country that will listen, get rid of that maniacal president and the religious zealots that manage him and the Iranian people can live in peace.. Sounds like a good solution to this Simpleton..
Remote again, will be back at the Ville tomorrow and hoping everything is back in working order..While this is working, I better say what I want to say and move into tomorrow.
Glad you had a great time T.. Glad you and Linda are back safe..
We will start rollin here at the Ville, now that you dropped Greeny off, and my puters are up and running..
I honestly hope somebody in Iranian society has some sense.
and I honestly hope that all of us.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way."
TAPS...
Your correct in everything you say Simple about Iran. Butttttttttt we don't get any of that oil from the Straights of Hurmoz.None of are oil comes from the Middle East alot of the Morons think it does we never got shit from Irag, Kuwait but most of the liberals say we are only over there for there oil.........Wronggggggggggg
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