"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off....Start off by saying Plain is back and I can't agree with his last statement..Plain is espousing that we get no oil from the Middle East..Hey Plain, now I don't know this for sure, but don't we get oil from Saudi Arabia?? If you tell me we don't, I gotta believe ya, because why would you say that.. I just always thought we did...Hey learn something everyday...
On another note, I would like everyone to know that Plain and Simple don't always agree on everything as anybody that reads this shit can see, but we can usually come to an amicable agreement....Wait till he rips into me on this one..
OK Plain, come get this fuckin parrot...I do not care that he was the big hit at the parrot parade in the Caribbean, I don't care that he made baby parrots with Polly, I don't care what this braggart did on the nude beach, take him back to the Green Parrot and leave the bastard there...
PlayOff time, and if I was betting, I would have gotten my ass kicked...Down goes New Orleans, and Down goes Green Bay...WOW!! they are making it interesting.. Can the Giants really do it again??? I guess they can..Crazy game that football. You really do look at it in a different perspective if you are not betting.. I don't watch for four hours of bullshit, just watch a little here and there too see what is happening, this way it is not as boring... Phil The Thrill says I gotta get into fantasy, my whole fucking life is a fantasy.....Anyway, not much too report finally started cleaning up the Ville, more on that later.. It is a fucking mess..I told you about that dead ostrich....many more stories coming... Work calls, dammit, soon it may make its last call.. That would be the only last call I ever loved.....
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Please 'splain my main man Plain. Where do we get our oil from? And, if what you say is true then why are they predicting that gas will cost $5.00 per gallon by Memorial Day? They are blaming it on the Iranians blocking the Strait of Hoormuz. Simple, hoping that you can get the ville cleaned up and get yourself outta there real soon. Hey J.McC, where are you?
Well I stand corrected about Saudi Araba we do get some oil from there but and some from Kuwait, but 88 % of our Oil comes from canada, Mexico and south American countries.
And mmmmmmmm Streebs it would raise are prices because, Hormuz is the worlds most important oil choke point. It has a Daily flow of 15.5 millions barrels a day and about 35 % of all Sea borne Traded oil.
The United States has more oil in the Gulf of mexico and off the Coast of California than the whole Middle East combined. We aren't allowed to drill for it because of the Tree hugging friggin Liberals. It's why Obama is holding up the Keystone Pipe line.........And the first arguement is well look what happend in the gulf!!!!!! Yup accidents do happen but it could have been fixed in a week. The Dutch and Norway are the best at fixing oil spills and offered too fix the one in the Gulf and have a proven record of fixing that kind of spill! BUTTTTTTTTT Obama turned them down, ya know why It had to be Union workers doing it. And Please look it up don't belive what I say I already made a Mistake as lil as it was smirks.
That's better Plain, like I said I don't know how much oil we get from the Middle East, but I knew it had to be something the way we kiss their asses all the time..Who is this Obama guy you speak of?? Is he any relation to Obuma?? I didn't recognize his name.. You have been back for one fuckin day, got me all confused about oil and where we get it..drop off this ARKIN son of a bitch too brag about his exploits in the Carribean, and now you got me wondering who this Obama guy is.. What the fuck Plain, I gotta put up with enough shit around here. Get your Obuma's and Obama's and your straights of horenose or whoknows or something. Puleeeezze get something straight...I gotta go buy a rake for Blat he just hit Billy in his good horn and broke it.. What the fuck Blat, why did you hit Billy?? He vast tryin to it ma toe...He alratty et two of dem...He ain't ittin no more..I het dat fookin goot..Hey man, you sleep with him every night..Dot ist becost he is varm.....Now go buy da rak, soost I can get dese ostreech fathers oft da dart road..Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here..
Thank you Plain. Let's get him out of office this November.
I get my oil from Pep Boys.
Finn must be feeling better, seems he took a sail down the straights of Hornose, and bought some oil at Pep Boys.. McOil might be more right than any of us if he wasn't half left..oh chit haahhah chit call 911...NO, NO, I meant about buying oil.. We probably get more oil from Peep Boys, I mean Pep Boys than we do Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, Mexico and Canada combined..So lets all get on board and tell Pep Boys we want more oil produced so gas prices stay below 8.00.. Because if that happens I really do believe the sheople may finally try and do something about it..You can only fleece a sheep so much before you start ripping their skin off and they really start to bleed...
ENOUGH!!! About Pep Boys.. fuckin McOil is incorrigable..Where is AAMCO and those other places that are always selling us oil..Why don't they help us out and take all that oil that they change in cars and convert it to gasoline..Hey I had a 1952 Ford for, six years, I never changed the oil...I also had a 1958 Chevy Pick-Up had over 150,000 miles on it when I bought it, for 500.00. Had 258,000 miles on it when I sold it.. Couldn't change the oil, the bolt was stripped, so we welded around it..Me and my partner Don (R.I.P.) just said well lets see how far it runs..ran pretty fuckin far..Oh Yeah and it was purple.. we called it the purple raviolli, kinda had the shape of a raviolli, kinda miss that old truck..I gotta stop gettin sentimental over my old vehicles..I bought a 300M back when they first started producing them in 1999..I had it for over 10 years had 228,000 miles on it when I drove it into the Ford place to trade it in. I thought I was driving that baby to the hole..No, not golf hole Plain, you know the real hole in one.. The hole you go in and never come out of..The hole of all holes the hole in the ground that hole...I wonder whey they call it a hole??? Hey Phil you know why they call a grave a hole?? Yeah Ern that's easy, because it is a hole.... Thanks for clarifying that for me....Looks like the puters may be working a little better, hope it stays this way.. Be back later gotta make a WaWa run..mmmmmmm...
WaWa run, done..Let me check out the Ville, gonna be here for a few days..As always dark out here on the dirt road..gotta get my night vision. OOPS!! just tripped over an ostrich beak...YO!! GUYS!! CRITTERS!! I can hear something going on over in the hooch...ARK! ARK! she had white tail feathers, she had white tail feathers..ARK! ARK! she loved me, she loved me..Hey Parrot, why not calm it down, don't you think these guys are a little tired hearing of your romantic exploits throughout the Carribean.. ARK! ARK! ask them you Simpleton, ask them you Simpleton.. Yo guys are you tired of his ARKIN about his trip with Plain..NO Sample he ist funny!! NAAHHHHHHHHH!! Hatoona Matada Simple, welcome back...You should hear some of the stories Greeny has about parrot women..makes my toes stand straight up...Ah Man, you gotta be kiddin, he is winning over all the critters...ComeMeere, lets hit the rack..Sorry Simple I am gonna listen to some more of Greeny's ARKIN!!! You know what, I really don't feel like knockin down yet..let me slide on in here and listen to what this ball of green feathers has too say...HEY SIMPLE!! YES SAMMY...DID YOU KNOW THAT GREENEY'S GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS THE GRAND MARSHALL AT THE FIRST MUMMERS PARADE??? No I didn't know that Sam.. What were his feathers in a mummers head??? NO WAY SIMPLE, HE WAS IN FRONT OF THE PARADE STRUTTIN AND ARKIN AND LEADING ALL THE BANDS UP BROAD STREET..JUST ASK GREENY!!!! THAT'S IT GOOD FUCKIN BYE..I AM HITTING THE RACK, OPEN THE DOOR AND LET ME OUT... WHOA!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT STEP, FELL RIGHT ON MY ASS..FUCKIN PARROT SHIT!!!WELCOME BACK GREENEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..
I honestly did not mean too say that twice.. , but I let it go...LOL..I guess that is why I am Simple....
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