"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..OWWWWWWW!! Coffee on the nuttttttttssss!!!! WOW!! thought I had that one solved.. See, never feel secure in anything..There are things out here that will knock you down you never see comin.. Here it is hump day, OK, everybody on three. AH one and AH two and AH three HUMP!! there don't you feel better.. Get off my leg Sammy!!! Little nut crusher, he is becoming a real humper.. Little known fact, that Hump Day actually comes from the Hump Back Whale, yep, they are a lot like humans and unlike McFinn, can actually tell time.. They had days of the weeks down before humans and one of the days was known as Hump Day.. What would happen is, the Hump Backs would all join up in a giagantic pod, on Hump Day..Then the largest of the large Hump Backs would say AH one and AH two and AH HUMP!! and they would all hump.. This is where Tsunamis, got started.. It is a fact of oceanographic history, that HUMP DAY actually destroyed Atlantis.. It wasn't a lost continent..It was washed off the face of the earth by THE HUMP BACK WHALES ON HUMP DAY!!! Why do you think humans almost hunted them too extinction?? to light their little laterns with whale oil..Come on people..It was because they HUMPED a fucking continent off the face of the earth....LONG LIVE THE HUMP!!! AH one and AH two and AH three..HUMP!!!!
All right enough about humping..I would like to get your take on heads...that's right heads..Do you know how many sayings and meanings come out of that word..Heads I Win Tails You Lose..Who is ahead in the game..He is the head of his class..He is the head man..You gotta a try and get ahead in life..What the fuck I already got ahead, you want me to get another one...We gotta head them off at the pass..I knew of a family with the last name Head and they named their kid Richard, true story, his name was Dick Head..You gotta be kiddin me man, how could you do that to a kid....His whole life revolve around him being called Dick Head...Now don't forget Ernie Keebler is up there for nominations of taking a beating about your name..but Dick Head..That takes the cake...AH cake a subject for another day..."Let them eat Cake." Did I ever tell you the story about Marie Antoinette???
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WOW!! I really hadn't checked the Ville lately.. Stats critters, even some quotes and musings...Puters were fucked up, and I hope they are fixed.. Took a census on the Ville today, and have to report it too the Ville Bureau, we are over 15,000visitors..Like I said when we started, that is a good thing. If we can bring some laughter, and some happiness into some peoples lives by doing this blog, then I say we continue.. We also are approaching our one year anniversary.. Wait till you see this celebration.......From Plain and Simple, thanks for all the comments, here at the Ville and when we see you in person...keep visiting and we will keep being ridiculous, serious, and hopefully somewhat funny....
I know a few Guy's with heads so Big they don't have Dreams they Have Movies!
1 Get ahead in life
2 A lil head never hurt anybody
3 Use your Head
4 The School Headmaster
5 Brown noser = Shithead mmmmmhmmmm it's a lil known fact that this is where the term Shithead came from. People that were brown nosers got to the point they had their head so far up someone's ass they became shitheads.
Shit Head love that term or in some people's cases their name.. I think it should be changed here at the Ville, to Head Of Shit..
I gotta head out again.. Just came in off the road.. Actually we were stopped on a back road while a road crew was cutting down a tree, it had cracked and a big limb was hanging out over the road.. Now, back in the landscaping, excavating days, I cut down more trees than Daniel Boone, and one thing I do know is, you do not stand under the tree or limb you are cutting down.. If you are cutting down a whole tree you notch it too fall away from you, and you cut a little at a time..This dude has a chain saw over his head and is cutting the limb.. I said Phil this dude don't know what the fuck he is doing..Sure enough a few of the branches fall on him, and he keeps going.. I start yelling we are about four vehicles back, can't hear me, I am ready to go up to them when the limb a rather large one, falls and misses him by the Grace of God.. I just look at Phil. and he says..I don't know anything about cutting down trees except if you are cutting them down they are going to come down. Enough said, I wanted to try and tell them that, you can get in the bucket of that machine and cut from the top, but they wouldn't let us pull over.. So, I just yelled THAT TREE ALMOST HIT YOU!! CUT FROM THE TOP..Somebody on the crew gave me the finger..Now, that is said....
I meant enough said..Kinda shook me up a little..I have seen some pretty bad accidents with trees...
Yawnnnnnnnnnn streches whew just woke up was watching my Story "The Young and the Breastless"I see where Victor might get out of jail he went in for Murdering Dianne when I enlisted In the Marines in 1965, this asshole didn't even do it. He should have gotten out 6 times on good behavior. Throws up my hands. I knew Deacon did it all along.
And yes Simple when you cut a tree down it wont come up!!!!!! Thats why they say cut it down. And if your under it when it falls it will fall on you. But it is a lil known fact that this is where the word TIMBER comes from. This guy Joe Timber was deaf and he was in the forrest while they were cutting down some Redwoods nods yupppp and he was looking around but couldn't hear anything. As the trees were starting to fall he best friend Tommy Yeller was screaming his Balls off TIMBERRRRRRRRRR, but poor Joe Timber never heard, and this is why the loggers to this day yell Timber. Nods and walks away.
While that stupid tree cutter was cutting the tree from below (OMG how stupid can you be) his fellow shitheads should have been yelling "HEADS-UP".
head-wind
Heady Lamarr(actually spelled Hedy)
BBL
TAPS
Day is done,
Gone the sun,
From the hills,
From the lakes,
From the sky,
All is well,
Safely rest,
God is Nigh!
Have a good night and a better tomorrow!
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