"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.....Gotta talk about another body part, you know like feet...I said to Blat and Slat...You guys understand what feet means, and they stuck up their gnawed off toes and said,,This used ta be foot, but that fookin goot chewed dem...Yeah I know but at least you understand that they are feet...Now, you see this ruler.. This is also a foot.. HA HA Sample you art fanny, dot ist a rooler.. Yeah but in measures a foot. Blat sticks his stinkin foot with a gnawed off pinky in my face, and says.. Go aheat ant masure.. No, No, it doesn't measure your foot.. It is a foot when you measure an object.. Ma Foot Ist Objact...Alright let me try it this way. Three of these feet equals a yard.. HA HA!! No fookin vay Sample.. Ve sawt a yerd in front of a hoose once and it vas bigger dan three of dem...NOT THAT KINDA YARD!!! Where you going?? Ve haf to gat our bloody Mery before da goot dranks dem.. Well wait don't you want to finish the English lesson.. fook no Sample your lassons stink..Yeah, they stink, just like your fuckin feet..This Language Is Fucked Up..
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Da Agony of da Feet they say that on Wide World of Sports. Or at Doctor Hylenisky's office shrugs I forget.Hey Simple I got a question for ya If two Podiatrists hate each other are they Arch enemies ? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhhhh chit.
Whew I have to compose myself slaps my knee chittttttttt I can't arch enemiesssssssssss haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............okay okay Last week I was walking up the Ridge and dragging my foot and I look up and this guy is walking toward me dragging his foot as we get near he said Viet Nam 1969 , I looked at him and said Dog shit 20 feet back. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg call 911.
Your on top of your game today, huh Plain!! Guess it is a little too chilly for you and the other baby toads to go whacking each others balls..How about these Slavs I can't teach them anything.. Anytime, I get into a word description, I totally lose them.. Right now they have Sammy laughing his little nuts off (the ones between his legs) telling him that I said a ruler was a foot...Sammy is telling them that a ruler is a guy that runs a country..PHEW the shit I gotta put up with around here.
Serious Moment..Another ball game or hockey game another beating and another hospitalization and another jail sentence..I know, I know, we all had our innings as younger people, getting into fights and thankfully most of the time it was just fists.., but don't these people understand the consequences of their actions..You see these guys from Brewerytown that killed that guy in the fight after the Phillies game.. They aren't kids one of them was near fifty..They were on a bus together having a good time at the game. Wake up and realize somebody is dead..They may not have even known it happened. Is it just some people are bad drunks no matter what age, does it have to do with other drugs, does it just have to do with violence in general.. There are no winners..only losers and someone lost their life. How do you stop it. I don't know, they tried to stop alcohol in the 1920's and all that did was give Lucky, Al, and the boys an invitation to become murderous billionaires..I guess the answer has too lie with the individual taking responsibility for his actions, and his friends with some kind of logic too try and help.. I know, I know, some people are beyond help and they drag the others along with them...I for one want to see it stop..It is ridiculous, it is moronic and The Good Lord knows it can be deadly..As I said I don't have the answer, I myself in 1971 was in a real down and out battle in the 700 level at the Vet. there were split heads, kids laying on the ground, broken bones. My whole body was a bruise. The players actually stopped playing and were looking up at people flying out of their seats and landing ten rows down..I don't want to get into any of the deatails, it was nasty..I really never wanted to go to a ball game again. My partner and the guys that worked with us, all said the same thing..It could have been much worse..any one of us could have been killed...I just hope it stops...it is a sad state of affairs when people go to a ball game and wind up in the morgue. Not good man....
Feet(ewwww!) and nasty drunks and brawls(double ewwww!)
The plural of foot.
Sweep off one's feet.
Feet of clay a weakness that is not widely known. In the Bible in Daniel 2:34, part of the description of the huge statue in the dream of Chaldean King Nebuchadnezzar.
Get one's feet wet.
Keep one's feet on the ground to be practical and reliable
Put one's feet up to rest
Stand on one's own feet to be independent
Athelete's Feet
Stinky feet
Two left Feet
One Foot in the Grave..Better than 2 feet.
Vodka Day.....What a FETE that is....
Feet say a lot about a man.......What.........I have no idea..........
Six feet under or six feet above?
Who knows or cares............LOL
Hey McFinn, believe it or not we care, what you have to say (gag), excuse me..Feet, Foot, pleny of fuel for fodder in those words. How ya like fuel for fodder and you thought I was a Simpleton...These feet were made for walkin and that's just what they'll do one of these days these feet are gonna walk all over you DADADADADADA. You keep saying you got somethin for me somethin you call love but confess, you been a messin where you should'nt be a messin, now someone else is gettin all your best. These feet were made for walkin and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these feet are gonna walk all over you. DADADADADADADA......Oh never mind that was These Boots Are Made For Walkin..Little known fact. Feet also are made for walkin, yep, when man lived in trees, he had four appendages that looked like hands. This way he could swing from vine to vine, much like all of the other primates..the bottom appendages were hand like but had shorter filanges, and as man and his cousin the monkey were always pickin at somethin...the appendages at the bottom of their legs became the ones most picked at, in fact the men and the monkeys used to get together on Friday nights and have a pick a long..they would all put their bottom appendages in, then shake them all about, they would yell something like hoochie coochie and turn around and do the other ones..Well after 2 million years of this pickin at these filanges, they stunted their growth, and the filanges no longer got longer, they got shorter especially the pinky filange, it almost dissapeared.. The Captain Of The Filanges (big toe) was the only one that remained somewhat similar to one of the filanges on the hand.. The captain toe and the thumb sorta still look alike..and in most cases, you can replace a thumb with a captain toe..hardly anybody would notice.. You heard it here first at Plain and Simple....
As we leave the Ville this evening..I would like to say to a dear departed friend of mine, (Gary Tinneny R.I.P. Tin) who was so tragically taken from us 11 years ago today, that we all miss you and love ya man..See you on the clouds my friend...As for all of us that are left here to carry on.....Carry on, and please.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends...
Goodnight Gary....
TAPS....
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