"Today Is The 5th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. Plain, if you ain't whackin today you got no balls...you Toads should be out there hittin your frozen balls as hard as you can to see if you can shatter them with one shot from one of them one woods...Come on let me know if you shattered one or two of your balls on a frozen link..
This is what I get this morning,,Yo Ern,, if you ain't up your down, gotta make a run if we don't we won't make one.. first one of the New Year won't be anymore like that one. You can only have one first one...I look at the clock it is 6:30, I just want to roll over and hope I am dreaming, but I hear let's go, if we aint goin we're staying. Gotta make a run. Got coffee and donuts.. Hey Phil I got an idea can we make the run around noon.  Sure but lets go load up, if you don't load up, you can't load down.. You mean if you don't load up you can't unload...He says Yep,, and that is it..stagger to the head, wondering what the fuck I am still doing alive and get ready for another run....fun, fun, fun till Daddy took her T-Bird awayyyyyyy.. I start singing like some loon.. I have got to get checked.  I think maybe this populace might be right, maybe I really am crazy... I have been told that a few times, by a few thousand people..I just thought they were wrong, there was nothing wrong with me..Wellllllll, maybe a little tick or tich or however you say that kinda tic....now I am starting to think that yeah, I  might be a pod or some other kinda alien creature...Just read some of these posts, I think that might be enough to certify me as isane..., BUT!!! then I look at my MAIN MAN PLAIN, and I actually feel somewhat normal again..because if I am nuts.. What the fuck do you call him?? Read some those musings that loon has and he makes me look like I am somewhat normal.. Hey anyway, who is too say who is nuts and who is normal.. Look at what they call people that they think are crazy.. They call them nuts.. Where does that come from?? Why is somebody that is crazy, called a nut?? Wait till I try to explain that one to Blat and Slat, the only one that will be interested will be Sammy as he thinks he is going to get a treat..OK, more work, then it will be Vodkaday, man another short week..Then into the bowels of winter...You know Strebor,  freezin cold days and really freezin cold nights...Big time snow storms that last for weeks..., won't melt until April or May.. I bet you can't wait....Talk to you guys later....