It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Well we got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Kadaffy Duck, we got rid of Mubarak, and LOOK WHAT WE GOT!!! Some more Americans getting killed and some scum bags desecrating our flag..Whatcha gonna do Obuma, Whatcha gonna do?????....ARE YOU READY!!!.....Sign over top of my door reads as follows:
CHIEF MILITARY ADVISOR SIMPLE......Lance Corporal in rank only..
Lance Corporal Simple!!, (this is the janitor talking to me)...Yes Sir...Lance Corporal, the President needs your advise...Tell him I am eating my cheerios, be right there...Meere get your fuckin eyeballs out of my cereal...
Walkin on in the Oral Office...Hello Mr. P.!! Good Morning My Main Man Simple..How are you today?? Pretty good Mr. P.. What up?? We have a situation in Egypt, where they killed some Americans over some stupid movie about Muhammad.., and they are burning our flag and hunting down Americans...can you take care of this...??? Sure Mr. P..walking out of the Oral Office, what the fuck are those stains on the floor.. Hey Hillary, Billy Goat been runnin around in here lately??..Your Goat Simple?? No your husband asshole...
Hello, message to all Americans in the Middle East, get out, in 48 hours...you have been warned..
Hello, message to all Armed Forces...RED ALERT!!!....Invasion ready ...OK, go conquer the Middle East, let the Israelis take the point,,,, when you get done in about 24 hours, report back in, see how many of those morons are left to work our oil fields, and docks for shipping...The rest of them send to Cuba..., or Hell!!! It is up to the Israeli's
Mr. P.!! Yes Lance Corporal Simple..The war is over, we now have a few more states and a lot of oil...It is called the United States of Arabia..I gotta go my cheerios are getting soggy....CHEERS!!! and to all you new citizens and oil field workers welcome to your new country, you can call me Lance Corporal Simple, or just shut the fuck up and work..either way, don't much matter to me..
and welcome to your new country, this is your flag, burn it die....Start pumpin mother fucker we need some more oil......Mission Accomplished.....
2 comments:
When oh when are we going to learn? Attacks on the USA who helped these idiots depose of their tyrannical leaders and what do we get? They MURDER Americans. Stop pussyfootin' around these assholes; blow them off the face of the earth. Wake up America - "We ain't going to take it anymore". Carry on Cpl. Simple!
MMMMMMMMMM well Simple they didn't do this about no movie. Thats what the Liberals want people to think, and alot do. This was planned. And they will attack again and again if nothing is done.The Musslims are now making it a law that it's against the law to say anything against Mohammid or Ali. It all come from the Muslim Brotherhood that Obama helped put in over there.And this has been in the works for a couple years it's called the Order.And Hmmmmmmmm this Lance Corporal says Fuck every one of them I say lets kill them all and their Dogs and cats and Gold Fish. But what is are Goverment doing why giving more stern warnings and sending them Billions of Dollars that we have to Borrow from China.Throws up my hands and goes to clean off my AK47..................... I'll be Back
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