It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..Maybe I should start posting about 3 A.M. I would have more time to think..NahHHHHH! Shut it Billy..Let's see, jaw operated on, tests on arm still not completed..penicillin, and pain killers..Why kill the pain..Pain is Good, Extreme Pain, is Extremely Good...yeah right..Anyway no more pain killers.., don't like what they do to me..I can look like one but I don't really want to be a zombie....
Little known fact, some Zombies are actually nice...yep Zombie ism, has its roots in equatorial Africa..many centuries ago as Rome was pillaging the known world..African witch doctors, were turning people into Zombies so they could rule over them, and make them their slaves...They concocted a potion so strong that if ingested could make a humans metabolism slow down to barely breathing...thus the other people thought this guy was dead...They would then start stomping their feet into the ground and banging their shields with their spears..they would dance like this for like four days until they were all in a frenzy from sleep deprivation..Then the witch doctor would whack the not so dead dude with a shot of ammonium nitrate, from the nitrate bush, and the dead fucker would jolt upright and stare at the witch doctor and recite everything he told him too say. Like uh .....ew eee eww ahh ahh bing bang wallla walla ding dang and shit like that. The other tribesmen were running over each other to get the fuck out of there..In fact it is said that in one of these stampedes, they ran over so many chimps, that the species was almost extinct...Well let me tell ya somethin, when old witchy walked around with his Zombie stumbling after him, those Watusi's bent and prayed..The witch doctor and his Zombie were kings of the land...Zombie ism arrived in the New World via Haiti, and today you can visit the Southern half of the Island of Hispaniola, and see many Zombies for yourself...the Zombies in Haiti are actually better off than the people..Their metabolism is so slow they don't need a lot of calories to function.. so at anytime day or nite you may see a Zombie stumblin along sucking on a sugar cane root and enjoying life, while the people around him can't find a bowl of rice. People get out of their way when they come through town. People bow down to them...The only problem with being a Zombie comes with potty training...See Zombies, don't eat that much and their metabolism being one above vegetable, when it comes time to shit, you might not see him for a week...That is the only detriment I can see of becoming a Zombie..Who feels like sittin on a shitter for a week.., and oh yeah, when they have sex it could take months...YIKES..
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Zombies, Plains and Simples..I don't really know why anybody would read this shit, but they do..We here at the Ville are approaching 35,000 visit hits and misses..It is way up from the beginning when it was Me and Plain yelling obscenities to each other..I really do wish I had more time to make a complete ass out of myself, but the reality of the situation is, I do the best I can with the time I got...
Ahhhhhhh Zombies,I knew a few of them in my Day.Let me tell ya Simple I went to a few Gerry Garcia concerts with them.As a matter of fact this one Zoombie was in the Marine CORPSE (smirks) with me.He even had a GhoulFriend. I ask whwre did ya dig her up?Even went to one of their Parties but it was dead and full of stiffs. I didn't even dance that nite I was Dead on my Feet................well it's off to Baseball.........walks away singing Willy Mickeyyyyyyyyy and the Duke...........smirks who reads this Shit ?
What did I miss a chapter in the life of he Simple One........Jaw operation and arm problem......Some Weekend.....What the fuck is wrong with you PHYSICALLY.......Mental we know....LOL
Yeah, what's that all about Simple. I think I know what the jaw problem was. You mentioned losing a cap while on your Yunk weekend; and the arm, is it the old injury that you're having checked out? I hope so!!! Let me and Finn McCuriousity Killed the Cat, and the rest of the ville know.
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